As one not damned to be a lollygagging lifehaver, some of the most #struggle days for me are when I've been working in an office for a few hours before it opened and still being there when the lollygagging lifehavers come in for their 9 to 5 or whatever their mandatory servitude to capital is and proceed to not get to work and yak about cabbages and kings while I'm going full bore because I have to pretend I'm zoned out to avoid being sucked into banal cubicle monkey discussions even though I'm not zoned out and can hear every excruciating word.
This morning the conversation used to torture me involved over analyzing some email like it's Game of Thrones outchea instead of the Game of Drones it actually is and eventually it got to a point where my tormentors were baffled by something being in London but being in Canada and I eventually I had to break kayfabe and point out that there's a London, Ontario, which drew
's and I had to pretend that I was somewhat sure of this instead of absolutely certain with every bone in my body you fucking cretins because the situation was already
.
If I should die before I wake pray no soul I have to take. Go Knights Go.
