Author Topic: Struggle Thread mk II - No one likes us, we don't care (Read 534960 times)

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #1800 on:** January 15, 2016, 09:41:36 PM »

The stock market took a giant shit today. I want to dump a few grand into some funds but Vanguard isn't working.

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #1801 on:** January 16, 2016, 03:24:04 AM »

Quote from: Kara on January 13, 2016, 01:11:40 AM

I never feel less macho than when I order a macho size Coke Zero at Del Taco.

It's fine so long as you pair your drink with something masculine, like anything with horseradish or buffalo sauce.

Crossfaded on that Diet Coke and 20 pc chicken nugg

Since chicken nuggets are the most autistic item on the menu, I chose buffalo as my dipping sauce.

Bet you thought cacs exclusively prefer ranch

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #1802 on:** January 16, 2016, 05:36:24 AM »

Coworker was complaining about pains in her tummy while pregnant, so they had to do a cesarean two months before due date. Found cancer in her stomach, cuy out as much as possible and now chemo starts in 3 weeks.

She and her bf have two kids and she is 34.

Fuck this shit.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1803 on:** January 16, 2016, 11:04:41 AM »

Today gave another negative data point on the experiment I like to call can one drink tea on an empty stomic without barfing.

Also I don't know how to spell stomic and I'm tired of looking it up on google so fuck you.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1804 on:** January 16, 2016, 11:06:16 AM »

Lager does she have a nice office?

I'm sorry that's the upset stomic talking. Hope she pulls though.

Rufus · « **Reply #1805 on:** January 16, 2016, 11:09:28 AM »

Stomic sounds like stomache to you? I thought you are Canadian, not Australian.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #1806 on:** January 16, 2016, 11:50:22 AM »

My dog is being an asshole. First he sexed up my neighbors dog then he decided to tear into their garbage. So my ass was out at 430 this morning in the cold picking up fucking garbage with my hands.

Doesn't usually act like this, wonder what got into him.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1807 on:** January 16, 2016, 12:12:49 PM »

Quote from: Rufus on January 16, 2016, 11:09:28 AM

Stomic sounds like stomache to you? I thought you are Canadian, not Australian.

stomic sounds like stomic, stomach ache sounds like stomic ake.

also google tells me stomach has no e so na na nana na.

Tasty · « **Reply #1808 on:** January 16, 2016, 12:15:51 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on January 16, 2016, 11:50:22 AM

My dog is being an asshole. First he sexed up my neighbors dog then he decided to tear into their garbage. So my ass was out at 430 this morning in the cold picking up fucking garbage with my hands.

Doesn't usually act like this, wonder what got into him.

Is he neutered?

Rufus · « **Reply #1809 on:** January 16, 2016, 03:30:50 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on January 16, 2016, 12:12:49 PM

Quote from: Rufus on January 16, 2016, 11:09:28 AM
Stomic sounds like stomache to you? I thought you are Canadian, not Australian.

stomic sounds like stomic, stomach ache sounds like stomic ake.

also google tells me stomach has no e so na na nana na.

Foisted by my own mnemonic.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1810 on:** January 16, 2016, 08:44:34 PM »

Not being able to close my mouth properly is really making my jaw sore. Fuck.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1811 on:** January 17, 2016, 01:41:01 PM »

My internet keeps going out and Tims is like a block away. Also my jaw hurts very much and I I am tired of it. Not being able to close your jaw is some Gitmo shit.

king of the internet · « **Reply #1812 on:** January 18, 2016, 02:03:05 AM »

My gf says I kiss her in my sleep

Rufus · « **Reply #1813 on:** January 18, 2016, 02:05:04 AM »

Hope she find your desperation adorable.

Tasty · « **Reply #1814 on:** January 18, 2016, 02:05:42 AM »

Quote from: king of the internet on January 18, 2016, 02:03:05 AM

My gf says I kiss her in my sleep

Is that as far as it goes?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Reminds me of the Tosh.0 spoiler alert for Tiptoes where Mathew Mconahay sleep rapes Kate Beckinsale every night.

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king of the internet · « **Reply #1815 on:** January 18, 2016, 02:09:57 AM »

Just been trying my hardest to show my affection but not accidentally use the l-word

king of the internet · « **Reply #1816 on:** January 18, 2016, 03:46:26 AM »

That l-word and the other come hand in hand

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #1817 on:** January 19, 2016, 05:55:34 PM »

Got in an argument in Facebook with some dude who's supporting the Malheur occupation

Beezy · « **Reply #1818 on:** January 19, 2016, 07:15:50 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on January 19, 2016, 05:55:34 PM

Got in an argument in Facebook

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1819 on:** January 19, 2016, 08:00:28 PM »

Nah dentist fixed me today. I celebrated by eating 3000 calories of bread, jam and honey.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1820 on:** January 22, 2016, 05:50:19 PM »

Did the false alarm sound like an 'OOOOOOOOO yessssss' when it went off?

Tasty · « **Reply #1821 on:** January 23, 2016, 02:23:35 AM »

Realized today I have a crush on a coworker I'm 98% sure isn't gay.

Ugh why heart

why

Bleh, I hate feelings so much

Tasty · « **Reply #1822 on:** January 23, 2016, 02:27:31 AM »

This is why I haven't dated anyone in 9 years

Wish I could be a robot

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #1823 on:** January 23, 2016, 09:06:40 AM »

Getting my annual thrown-out neck outta the way early this year. I felt this coming for like a month and a half, so at least I don't have to dread it anymore

Tasty · « **Reply #1824 on:** January 23, 2016, 11:09:19 AM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on January 23, 2016, 02:48:30 AM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on January 23, 2016, 02:27:31 AM
This is why I haven't dated anyone in 9 years

Wish I could be a robot

You haven't dated anyone since you were 14?

15, ya

Mupepe · « **Reply #1825 on:** January 23, 2016, 11:44:57 AM »

So you've basically never dated

Mods Help · « **Reply #1826 on:** January 23, 2016, 11:52:13 AM »

*andrex waits for his mom to find her keys to drive him to his date*

MOOOOOOOOM, WE'RE LATE TO THE SKATING RIIIINK. CHRISTY'S GOING TO BE MAAAAD. ARGH IM SO EMBARASSED

Mods Help · « **Reply #1827 on:** January 23, 2016, 11:56:07 AM »

I'm honestly shocked you haven't been on a date with a guy yet despite getting laid so much.

Tasty · « **Reply #1828 on:** January 23, 2016, 11:56:20 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on January 23, 2016, 11:44:57 AM

So you've basically never dated

Yeah I suppose. It's better that way.

Quote from: Mods Help on January 23, 2016, 11:56:07 AM

I'm honestly shocked you haven't been on a date with a guy yet despite getting laid so much.

Don't want to get anyone involved in my bullshit. Not fair to them to ask them to keep a secret.

Mods Help · « **Reply #1829 on:** January 23, 2016, 11:57:34 AM »

Why don't you seek out gay guys?

Quote from: Tasty Meat on January 23, 2016, 11:56:20 AM

Quote from: Mupepe on January 23, 2016, 11:44:57 AM
So you've basically never dated

Yeah I suppose. It's better that way.

Quote from: Mods Help on January 23, 2016, 11:56:07 AM
I'm honestly shocked you haven't been on a date with a guy yet despite getting laid so much.

Don't want to get anyone involved in my bullshit. Not fair to them to ask them to keep a secret.

That's...bullshit. Your family doesn't even live in Boston. You've said multiple times they live hours and hours away. Keep your romantic and personal life separate from your family. For now. Your family not knowing you're gay shouldn't stop you from pursuing mi amor. Having nothing but sex will leave you a bit longing.

Mupepe · « **Reply #1830 on:** January 23, 2016, 12:15:48 PM »

I'll keep your secret

Tasty · « **Reply #1831 on:** January 23, 2016, 12:44:31 PM »

Quote from: Mods Help on January 23, 2016, 11:57:34 AM

That's...bullshit. Your family doesn't even live in Boston. You've said multiple times they live hours and hours away. Keep your romantic and personal life separate from your family. For now. Your family not knowing you're gay shouldn't stop you from pursuing mi amor. Having nothing but sex will leave you a bit longing.

With how connected everything is and how people get excited about announcing relationship shit on FB and telling all their friends it's just too big a risk. And going on a date with someone and then being like "Yeah so don't mention me in any of your FB posts ever, and no pics either" is pretty shitty. It's just not the right time.

I know I'll get there someday.

Quote from: Mupepe on January 23, 2016, 12:15:48 PM

I'll keep your secret

Wanna fuck? No homo.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1832 on:** January 23, 2016, 12:57:11 PM »

I'll be your secret keeper. Promise I won't tell Voldemort.

My struggle is have listened to the harry potter audio books on a loop for a month now while working and it has turned me into a 13 year old mentally. Which is nice because before understanding the ethical problems Harry faced and how the world, both of magic, and reality are not black and white, I was mentally some where between 10 and 12.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1833 on:** January 23, 2016, 12:58:31 PM »

Also due to rocket league I want to bed at 5 in the morning and got up at 1pm.

king of the internet · « **Reply #1834 on:** January 23, 2016, 01:19:07 PM »

I think a blood vessel in my eye burst due to sneezing too hard. That or my head is slowly exploding from over consumption of caffeine. Either way I'm probably about to die. ⚰

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1835 on:** January 23, 2016, 01:24:34 PM »

Hopefully your caffeine stroke is quick and painless and doesn't leave you a handicapper.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1836 on:** January 23, 2016, 01:25:41 PM »

Your family doesn't know you're gay Andrex? I assumed everyone knew lmao.

Mods Help · « **Reply #1837 on:** January 23, 2016, 01:28:33 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on January 23, 2016, 12:44:31 PM

Quote from: Mods Help on January 23, 2016, 11:57:34 AM
That's...bullshit. Your family doesn't even live in Boston. You've said multiple times they live hours and hours away. Keep your romantic and personal life separate from your family. For now. Your family not knowing you're gay shouldn't stop you from pursuing mi amor. Having nothing but sex will leave you a bit longing.

With how connected everything is and how people get excited about announcing relationship shit on FB and telling all their friends it's just too big a risk. And going on a date with someone and then being like "Yeah so don't mention me in any of your FB posts ever, and no pics either" is pretty shitty. It's just not the right time.

I know I'll get there someday.

Quote from: Mupepe on January 23, 2016, 12:15:48 PM
I'll keep your secret

Wanna fuck? No homo.

Aren't you looking at this too shrewdly? Just make a rule to not have you tagged. Don't announce the relationship on FB. Just keep it off FB and social media. Plenty of people have relationships without using social media. You seem to be active in expressing yourself on Twitter. Why not there? You don't have to advertise things on social media if you don't want to. I think you're looking at this the wrong way and finding any excuse not to date because of your family, when it's pretty easy to avoid this.

I had been taking hormones and buying girls clothes for a full YEAR before telling my parents. Everyone on my fb knew I was T except family members ON THAT SAME FACEBOOK. Why? Because I simply explained that I'm not out to everyone - yet - and people respected that. It's not a big deal because if these people care about you they won't think twice about it. Also, friend lists exist for a reason. Shaka has pics of him drinking alcohol and he's from A family where that doesn't really seem to be allowed too much because they're Muslim. Wrath has similar stuff. Despite the fact Shaka's dad is on his Facebook too! You know how we do this? LISTS.

I think you need more courage. What you're telling me makes no sense. You're acting like you have to give up all info about yourself in this digital age to everyone. You don't have to.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1838 on:** January 23, 2016, 01:31:35 PM »

Come outside Andrex, it's better out here. Trust me.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #1839 on:** January 23, 2016, 02:25:48 PM »

If they don't know you're gay and you've never brought around a gf, then I think they probably assume you're into dudes. Unless you had a very religious upbringing where most people in your family had no relationships until marriage. I believe another gay dude here mentioned that it is hard to initiate serious relationships in the gay community so it's okay if you're afraid of going over that obstacle. Everyone's a pussy really.

Mupepe · « **Reply #1840 on:** January 23, 2016, 04:09:47 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat

Wanna fuck? No homo.

No homo? I want it all or not at all

octopushover · « **Reply #1841 on:** January 23, 2016, 11:24:32 PM »

i'm getting noise complaints because no matter what i do my dog barks while i'm not home

$:-\$

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #1842 on:** January 23, 2016, 11:32:10 PM »

There's been a couple of guys I know who came out as gay. Neither were a surprise; we all kind of knew more or less for a decade, it's just that nobody really brought it up because we all knew.

I suspect your family and friends know you're gay.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1843 on:** January 24, 2016, 12:09:10 AM »

-Ntard
-swimmer
-90 pounds
-buys expensive gifts for female family members

yea breh they know

Mupepe · « **Reply #1844 on:** January 24, 2016, 12:40:56 AM »

My mouth is a superb gaydar

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1845 on:** January 25, 2016, 08:46:49 AM »

What the fuck?

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #1846 on:** January 25, 2016, 08:50:50 AM »

Your office man

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1847 on:** January 25, 2016, 11:07:54 AM »

I couldnt go to sleep last night until 5am, then slept in till 11. Fuck.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1848 on:** January 26, 2016, 03:21:22 PM »

I was going to retroactively justify my purchase of Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam by telling myself that I played all the other Paper Mario games so I had to play this one too, but then I remembered that I didn't play Sticker Star.

Mupepe · « **Reply #1849 on:** January 26, 2016, 03:25:45 PM »

I want to see Mariah Carey nude

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #1850 on:** January 26, 2016, 03:59:27 PM »

Fantasy is still a fucking jam for that matter

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1851 on:** January 26, 2016, 04:59:03 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on January 26, 2016, 03:21:22 PM

I was going to retroactively justify my purchase of Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam by telling myself that I played all the other Paper Mario games so I had to play this one too, but then I remembered that I didn't play Sticker Star.

haha ha look at your life

Yeti · « **Reply #1852 on:** January 26, 2016, 11:42:08 PM »

Super Paper Mario was tedious and had bad art.

chronovore · « **Reply #1853 on:** January 27, 2016, 01:31:33 AM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on January 25, 2016, 08:10:59 AM

Some dude tried to sexually harass another dude at work today and I was there to stop it.

Now I have to stay in for a bit, wait for the manager to come back and get footage from security because I was instructed to do so. I only had an hour left at work and then this shit has to happen. At least it will get this dude fired, who has been trying and failing to gain access to the ladies section(it's Saudi, sue me) at work.

Does Steve Carrell play your boss?

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #1854 on:** January 27, 2016, 03:59:44 AM »

Haha I was thinking about that when I read Wraths post, I imagined if a Saudi office would still be a comedy

Take My Breh Away · « **Reply #1855 on:** January 27, 2016, 04:35:53 AM »

Hospital again in two days.

Nose seems to have healed fine (No more pain at least) but there's been blood in my mucus and when I cough the last two weeks and they think the stitches never fell out.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #1856 on:** January 27, 2016, 11:44:11 AM »

My favorite restaurant up here got featured as the best mac in Portland, the hipsters are coming

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1857 on:** January 27, 2016, 01:51:31 PM »

My favorite sushi place shut down

It was cheap, and close to work but better than the cheaper and closer suchi place.

king of the internet · « **Reply #1858 on:** January 27, 2016, 02:00:52 PM »

Quote from: Take My Breh Away on January 27, 2016, 04:35:53 AM

Hospital again in two days.

Nose seems to have healed fine (No more pain at least) but there's been blood in my mucus and when I cough the last two weeks and they think the stitches never fell out.

You're gonna die

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1859 on:** January 27, 2016, 02:41:05 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on January 27, 2016, 01:51:31 PM

My favorite sushi place shut down
It was cheap, and close to work but better than the cheaper and closer suchi place.

RIP Sushi Girl :'(

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