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Eschaton

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RIP Creepy Stalker?
« on: May 11, 2015, 12:51:10 PM »
Most absurd thread ever on this forum. :(







Tasty

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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2015, 12:52:13 PM »
Every single time I read one of his posts:


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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2015, 12:55:35 PM »
I normally enjoy watching train wrecks but that dude was on a whole nother level.  :holeup

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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2015, 12:59:08 PM »
If a reasonable person cannot tell the difference between a clever troll and true insanity, then perhaps a difference does not exist.
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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2015, 01:02:22 PM »
I have never received so many PMs regarding a single poster, on any forum, like I did with Creepy Stalker before. 

:dead

Getting perm'd was inevitable with his behavior.
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Yulwei

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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2015, 01:02:29 PM »
Honestly I scrolled past every single Creepy Stalker post after like his first two

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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2015, 01:05:13 PM »
Yeah, he's actually just fucking crazy. But it's not like we can help him. Only Kagari can.

Nibel

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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2015, 01:18:11 PM »
He isn't banned you morons

This is all part of the ARG
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Tasty

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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2015, 01:18:48 PM »
Yeah, he's actually just fucking crazy. But it's not like we can help him. Only Kagari can.

Don't you mean God/Bhunivelze?

archie4208

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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2015, 01:19:23 PM »
Honestly I scrolled past every single Creepy Stalker post after like his first two

I know that feel bro.

studyguy

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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2015, 01:21:18 PM »
Die a hero or live long enough to be a villain.
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Joe Molotov

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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2015, 01:32:43 PM »
Bork the Tyrant :fbm

Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown
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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2015, 01:35:11 PM »
I've never seen such shoddy moderation in my entire life.

Dennis

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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #13 on: May 11, 2015, 01:36:10 PM »
I've never seen such shoddy moderation in my entire life.

Have you ever been to neogaf.com?

Kara

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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #14 on: May 11, 2015, 01:42:50 PM »
Free Creepy Stalker.

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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #15 on: May 11, 2015, 01:48:32 PM »
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nudemacusers

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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #16 on: May 11, 2015, 01:48:56 PM »
and i was just getting into the final fantasy stalker arg








lol jk didn't read lol
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studyguy

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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #17 on: May 11, 2015, 01:51:25 PM »
I'm liking every post in this thread in his memory.
Also here's a link to a site filled with terrible FF fanfiction.

That's the best I can do.
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Joe Molotov

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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #18 on: May 11, 2015, 01:54:41 PM »
I've never seen such shoddy moderation in my entire life.

Have you ever been to neogaf.com?

Only when he wants to crush free expression so he can feel like a big man.


So all the time.


whoops, forgot to log into my benji account
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bork

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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #19 on: May 11, 2015, 01:55:29 PM »
I've never seen such shoddy moderation in my entire life.

Have you ever been to neogaf.com?

Only when he wants to crush free expression so he can feel like a big man.


So all the time.


whoops, forgot to log into my benji account

 :whoo
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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #20 on: May 11, 2015, 01:58:05 PM »
This aggression will not stand.
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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #21 on: May 11, 2015, 02:05:49 PM »
This aggression will not stand.

No, this aggression can stand. It's cool.
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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #22 on: May 11, 2015, 02:07:27 PM »
Oh, okay.
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Tasty

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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #23 on: May 11, 2015, 02:12:09 PM »
Aggression :phil

Kara

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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #24 on: May 11, 2015, 02:14:24 PM »
Bork and Youngblood are the Hitler and Stalin of our time.

Such tyranny, much sadness.

Bork did put Creepy Stalker in a ghetto. :hitler

Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #25 on: May 11, 2015, 02:16:30 PM »

Nibel

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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #26 on: May 11, 2015, 02:16:48 PM »

"Vanille: Come on! (slaps Hope's cheek) We have to move!"

What the young prince/M'anus wanted was some ears. He needes ears and eyes, for the message he was crafting deep inside his castle of deception. Unfortunately the young prince/M'anus had to learn that the powerful corporation that is trailing him was already part of The Bore/Alexandria before he even joined. The claws of the Mafiossi/bork laser were bigger than he thought. No potions. No summons.

Nobody able to fill that hole in the wall that is his mind.


I want you people/L'Cie look at this.

Paola knows. She knows everything; she and her Mafiossi friend/Ifrit are much worse than you people think. The young prince knew that and in order to spread thou holy word he had an idea:

The Bore = GAF-Spinoff forum = GAF is for nerds = nerds like games = I can't program games though = An ARG

Unfortunately the young prince's ARG didn't have the success he was ing for. People didn't see the very often mentioned ARG as a alternate-reality game but as an 'ARG!', the sound drunk pirates make when mermaids bite off their dicks and swim away.

Cocoon is caught in the grip of a Pulse-born Terror. These Pulse l'Cie threaten our very way of life. They must be eliminated. Over and out.
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The Mafiossi win. Again. All that is left is a heart filled with despair. When will the crown rise again? When will the people/L'Cie listen? He was fighting for time, because of the time system in Returns, but now he is out of time.


Until HE rises again.
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Positive Touch

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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #27 on: May 11, 2015, 02:17:53 PM »
banished to the Void; rip you lunatic

may you find further struggles in your quest to bitch about every final fantasy forum on the internet that rejects you
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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #28 on: May 11, 2015, 02:19:19 PM »

Kara

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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #29 on: May 11, 2015, 02:34:03 PM »
I was going to use IrvineMissingBasketballShot.gif but that was way better. :whew

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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #30 on: May 11, 2015, 02:38:04 PM »
I thought Nibel quoted Creepy Stalker in that last post.   :lol
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Nibel

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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #31 on: May 11, 2015, 02:38:57 PM »
tbh you guys don't deserve me

bye
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bork

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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #32 on: May 11, 2015, 02:41:14 PM »
:stahp
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seagrams hotsauce

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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #33 on: May 11, 2015, 03:15:16 PM »
Good riddance. If I saw dude at a pool party I'd shove him into the pool. Wouldn't even give him a chance to take his phone outta his pocket.

sarslip

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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #34 on: May 11, 2015, 03:20:55 PM »
 :badass

Kara

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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #35 on: May 11, 2015, 03:25:32 PM »
Good riddance. If I saw dude at a pool party I'd shove him into the pool. Wouldn't even give him a chance to take his phone outta his pocket.


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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #36 on: May 11, 2015, 03:36:49 PM »
 :mindblown

seagrams hotsauce

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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #37 on: May 11, 2015, 03:48:16 PM »
ugh if Awesome o is liking my shit  :ufup

Of course I wouldn't assault him but good lord was that an annoying couple of weeks. Really hard to sympathize with someone whos posts are solely dedicated to stalking women

Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #38 on: May 11, 2015, 03:53:26 PM »
Creepy Stalker's ARGpop could mean anything.

OnlyRegret

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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #39 on: May 11, 2015, 03:58:39 PM »
I have never received so many PMs regarding a single poster, on any forum, like I did with Creepy Stalker before. 

:dead

Getting perm'd was inevitable with his behavior.

What were the PMs about?
Complaints? Praise? Please preserve him?

studyguy

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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #40 on: May 11, 2015, 04:03:12 PM »
What do you PM mods about Creepy Stalker?
I mean unless he's stalking your ass, it's basically like sitting next to that dude on the bus who's talking to himself the entire ride.
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StealthFan

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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #41 on: May 11, 2015, 04:06:42 PM »
that dude on the bus who's talking to himself the entire ride.

:goty
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nachobro

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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #42 on: May 11, 2015, 04:24:33 PM »
fuck bork. killing the most genius member on this board.  :'(

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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #43 on: May 11, 2015, 04:30:08 PM »
What were the PMs about?
Complaints? Praise? Please preserve him?
What do you PM mods about Creepy Stalker?
I mean unless he's stalking your ass, it's basically like sitting next to that dude on the bus who's talking to himself the entire ride.

Not going to quote anything here, but I got PMs from several different people who have dealt with Creepy Stalker elsewhere.  What was the most disturbing part of this is that Creepy Stalker barely even or never interacted with the people he was e-stalking.  Everything he was talking about was completely made up, including interacting with some other forum members on NeoGAF.  Makes sense to me since one poster I asked about him didn't even know who Creepy Stalker was.  He was also posting photos of one of these posters, without her consent, of stuff like her wedding and whatnot.  This especially creeped out one of the people who is friends with her.  Then Creepy Stalker started going off about how he had another person's information and was going to blackmail her.  That was the stuff in French.  Dude is off his rocker.
« Last Edit: May 11, 2015, 04:52:59 PM by bork laser »
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sarslip

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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #44 on: May 11, 2015, 04:34:46 PM »
good, now we can get back to doing what we do best.  being completely normal.  ::)

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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #45 on: May 11, 2015, 04:35:23 PM »
how am i supposed to understand bork's explanation without any final fantasy gifs? what the fuck dude

Tasty

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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #46 on: May 11, 2015, 04:39:33 PM »
that dude on the bus who's talking to himself the entire ride.

:goty

Get help breh

OnlyRegret

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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #47 on: May 11, 2015, 04:42:17 PM »
how am i supposed to understand bork's explanation without any final fantasy gifs? what the fuck dude

Picture of Bork observing the last piece of the ARG falling into place.
The arrival of the ship carrying all of the baggage associated with Creepy Stalker.
REDACTED watches on too.


bork

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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #48 on: May 11, 2015, 04:55:00 PM »
^^^^

Stealth brag post  ::)
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StealthFan

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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #49 on: May 11, 2015, 04:55:05 PM »
that dude on the bus who's talking to himself the entire ride.

:goty

Get help breh
Since getting meds that shit has been cut down significantly :rejoice

I used to be that dude tho.
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Tasty

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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #50 on: May 11, 2015, 04:59:31 PM »
that dude on the bus who's talking to himself the entire ride.

:goty

Get help breh
Since getting meds that shit has been cut down significantly :rejoice

I used to be that dude tho.

Glad you're getting better man. :mynicca

Up next: weight loss? :P

StealthFan

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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #51 on: May 11, 2015, 05:02:51 PM »
that dude on the bus who's talking to himself the entire ride.

:goty

Get help breh
Since getting meds that shit has been cut down significantly :rejoice

I used to be that dude tho.

Glad you're getting better man. :mynicca

Up next: weight loss? :P
I am at risk for diabetes so I have to :tocry

I have a nutritionist lined up for gastric bypass though. Did you know you have to diet for six months before doing gastric bypass? It's to see if you're committed.
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Kara

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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #52 on: May 11, 2015, 05:08:37 PM »
I didn't know that, actually.

#stealthfacts :rejoice

Tasty

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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #53 on: May 11, 2015, 05:15:40 PM »
that dude on the bus who's talking to himself the entire ride.

:goty

Get help breh
Since getting meds that shit has been cut down significantly :rejoice

I used to be that dude tho.

Glad you're getting better man. :mynicca

Up next: weight loss? :P
I am at risk for diabetes so I have to :tocry

I have a nutritionist lined up for gastric bypass though. Did you know you have to diet for six months before doing gastric bypass? It's to see if you're committed.

Jeeze. Hope you stick to it and go through with it.

Then you can pull an Evilore and fat shame all you want!

TakingBackSunday

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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #54 on: May 11, 2015, 05:24:02 PM »
wtf is going on
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Positive Touch

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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #55 on: May 11, 2015, 05:39:00 PM »
the fact that Creepy Stalker never really talked to most of the women he stalked makes him a million times more creepy now
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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #56 on: May 11, 2015, 05:48:18 PM »
I like how this has become a general chat thread in his absence.  :lol
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studyguy

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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #57 on: May 11, 2015, 05:56:54 PM »
Feel like my dude Nar was the endgame for the shut ins. At some point there's a disconnect between interacting online and interacting face to face to the point where you assume the indirect actions you take in regards to your targt's life online somehow equate to the same thing as talking in person. Like there's a lot you can technically do if you want to touch on someone else's life without ever really dealing with them on a personal level: likes, retweets, facebook/twitter/instragram stalking, making meta commentary. Fuck you could fill a day, or in this case a thread, with the incoherent ramblings that make sense to no one but yourself. All the while convinced you've somehow impacted the person's life. Problem is Creepy Stalker clearly realized he was a fucking nutter early on but basically said hold my fucking beer, watch this bore and went all in.

I also blame shit like Kingdom Hearts. There's no way a kid stares at the void of that story long enough without something crazy staring back in the end.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #58 on: May 11, 2015, 05:59:55 PM »
I wish the mods just made it so that no one could see his posts outside of this thread. That way he'd continue posting as normal and probably wouldn't even realize no one was seeing it.
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Kara

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Re: RIP Creepy Stalker?
« Reply #59 on: May 11, 2015, 06:01:44 PM »
Creepy Stalker made me realize FF8, not FF12 is the GOAT Final Fantasy. :obama :rejoice

Now to find my Fujin...