Conspiracy theories

[Pissy F Benny]

Paul Bearer Jr is a host on infrowars now wtf

[BIONIC]

Carny recognize carny 

[Nintex]

Paul Bearer Jr is a host on infrowars now wtf (Image removed from quote.)

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They all look the same.

Daddy Alex, Chad Alex, creepy uncle Alex

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

The U.S. military has arrested disgraced former FBI Director James Comey on charges of treason, sedition, obstruction of justice, and aiding and abetting persons actively involved in criminal behavior, Real Raw News has learned

Donald J. Trump greenlit the Tuesday morning raid on Comey’s lavish, suburban home after speaking to Marine Corps Col. John Lynch, commanding officer of the Marine Raider regiment at Camp Lejeune, North Carolina. Col.

In closing, we asked our source why, with so many arrests dropping, family and friends of the accused haven’t complained to CNN or MSNBC about their loved ones being abducted in the dead of night.

“The only explanation is the Deep State is keeping them silent,” our source said.

https://realrawnews.com/2021/04/military-arrests-james-comey/

  I’m starting to think Baxter is just writing fan fic off of a Garrison cartoon.

Paul Bearer Jr is a host on infrowars now wtf (Image removed from quote.)

We were robbed of having Steve Pieczenik as a host 

[Joe Molotov]

It’s Deep State Magic, I don’t have to explain shit!

[benjipwns]

https://realrawnews.com/2021/04/military-arrests-james-comey/

  I’m starting to think Baxter is just writing fan fic off of a Garrison cartoon.

Fan fic? FAN FIC? Does this sound like fan fic to you?

A confidential source involved in Trump’s operation to invalidate the 2020 election and arrest the traitors told RRN that Trump agreed to remove capital punishment from the table if, and only if, Comey signs an attestation linking Obama to the tragic deaths of 16 patriots. According to the military, Barack Obama had on July 31, 2013 authorized an airstrike against a Colorado militia group after learning its members had obtained photographic evidence of guillotines being installed at FEMA camps in Colorado, Nebraska, and Wyoming.

The militia members, the military claims, had gathered at a secluded safehouse in northwest Colorado to discuss methods of disseminating their evidence without endangering themselves and their families. Unbeknownst to them, an Obama spy had, apparently, infiltrated their ranks and communicated knowledge of the meeting to the Obama hierarchy. As the meeting progressed, an F-16 from Cheyenne Mountain homed in on the safehouse and released a pair of Mark 83 1000-lb bombs. The resulting explosion laid waste the area and killed everyone in attendance, including women and one child.

“Obama tried to destroy evidence of the attack, but seems he missed some. Trump and the military believe Comey knew about it an advance. So did Susan Rice and John Brennan, who’s already at GITMO. Comey’s not getting out of a tribunal, but Trump wants Obama. It’s possible Brennan has already spilled some info on this. Trump’s willing to spare some lives to get to Obama,” our source said.

After an exhaustive search, RRN was unable to find evidence of the aforementioned attack. There are no public records of explosions or forest fires in northwest Colorado that day. Nor have members of the three-percenters, the militia group named on military records, ever spoken publicly on the attack.

“The Deep State are masters of coverups and deception, and their reach is unlimited. They could have threatened people into silence. Look what’s happening now, even the Oath Keepers are flipping and ratting one another. Trump thinks it’s legit. And the military, it seems, has evidence. And they must think Comey can put the nail in Obama’s coffin,” our source said.

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https://twitter.com/AlexJonesWs/status/1386018437508575233

[Joe Molotov]

https://realrawnews.com/2021/04/military-arrests-james-comey/

  I’m starting to think Baxter is just writing fan fic off of a Garrison cartoon.

Fan fic? FAN FIC? Does this sound like fan fic to you?

A confidential source involved in Trump’s operation to invalidate the 2020 election and arrest the traitors told RRN that Trump agreed to remove capital punishment from the table if, and only if, Comey signs an attestation linking Obama to the tragic deaths of 16 patriots. According to the military, Barack Obama had on July 31, 2013 authorized an airstrike against a Colorado militia group after learning its members had obtained photographic evidence of guillotines being installed at FEMA camps in Colorado, Nebraska, and Wyoming.

The militia members, the military claims, had gathered at a secluded safehouse in northwest Colorado to discuss methods of disseminating their evidence without endangering themselves and their families. Unbeknownst to them, an Obama spy had, apparently, infiltrated their ranks and communicated knowledge of the meeting to the Obama hierarchy. As the meeting progressed, an F-16 from Cheyenne Mountain homed in on the safehouse and released a pair of Mark 83 1000-lb bombs. The resulting explosion laid waste the area and killed everyone in attendance, including women and one child.

“Obama tried to destroy evidence of the attack, but seems he missed some. Trump and the military believe Comey knew about it an advance. So did Susan Rice and John Brennan, who’s already at GITMO. Comey’s not getting out of a tribunal, but Trump wants Obama. It’s possible Brennan has already spilled some info on this. Trump’s willing to spare some lives to get to Obama,” our source said.

After an exhaustive search, RRN was unable to find evidence of the aforementioned attack. There are no public records of explosions or forest fires in northwest Colorado that day. Nor have members of the three-percenters, the militia group named on military records, ever spoken publicly on the attack.

“The Deep State are masters of coverups and deception, and their reach is unlimited. They could have threatened people into silence. Look what’s happening now, even the Oath Keepers are flipping and ratting one another. Trump thinks it’s legit. And the military, it seems, has evidence. And they must think Comey can put the nail in Obama’s coffin,” our source said.

If they can't nail Obama for that drone strike, then I assume they could still get him for drone striking Roger Stone.

https://realrawnews.com/2021/04/deep-state-drone-strikes-roger-stone/

On Saturday Trump ally Roger Stone and radio personality Matthew Erich “Mancow” Muller said in posted video that a massive explosion at a Broward County petroleum warehouse was actually a drone strike meant to take Stone out. Stone, whose office is less than 250ft from the epicenter of the Oakland Park blast, said he didn’t know whether he, specifically, was a target, but questioned the proximity of the explosion in relation to his business.

Thank God, Mancow wasn't hurt.

[Pissy F Benny]

Hillary is due to be executed tomorrow boys

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

Kevin Miller
 3 hours ago
Michael, are we still on for tomorrow? Has anything changed? Will we have pics or video? Thanks

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Michael Baxter
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 3 hours ago
I do not expect to see pics or videos of any of this until after Trump resumes power, on July 4, sources say. As far as I know, yes, it will happen after Taps, which is at 9pm est GITMO time. I probably will not hear from my sources until after midnight, which means I’ll publish my report the following morning. Please note the 4th date is not mine, it’s what I’ve been told by people in day-to-day contact with Trump. And who knows what might happen between now and then.

 

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https://twitter.com/FreckleFaceBry/status/1386408134999109632


 

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[Pissy F Benny]

I've worked out who Baxters source is

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[Pissy F Benny]

in celebration of Killarys impending execution I watched Alex Jones greatest promo

https://twitter.com/mmfa/status/785558293498433536

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I'm aware that account is soros funded

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[Pissy F Benny]

just over two and a half hours until the biggest victory for mankind since we won World War 2

[Nintex]

Alex crashing the military tribunal

[Pissy F Benny]

it's over boys, we won

https://realrawnews.com/2021/04/hillary-clinton-hanged-at-gitmo/

[Pissy F Benny]

Clinton broke silence. “I’m Hillary Clinton, you can’t do this to me,” she said, her voice a witch’s cackle.

“It’s already done,” Donald J. Trump shouted up at her.

“Ready.” Vice Adm. Hannink nodded at the execution detail.

 

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[Joe Molotov]

Michael Baxter, you poor sap. You thought Hillary couldn't Seth Rich you from beyond the grave?

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

[Nintex]

Vice Adm. Hannink addressed the execution detail: “When I say ready, and not one moment before, you will poise your left index finger in front of the button. You will keep it hovered there until I say execute, and then you five must simultaneously press your button. Only one of the five buttons will trigger the door, and none of you will ever know which button that was. Do you understand these instructions?”

“Yes, sir,” the five bellowed in unison.

 

Clinton broke silence. “I’m Hillary Clinton, you can’t do this to me,” she said, her voice a witch’s cackle.

“It’s already done,” Donald J. Trump shouted up at her.

“As much as Trump hated her, this was purely business. He cares about the children who suffered at her hands more than he cares about what she did to him. Yes, her demise sends a signal to the Deep State. But Trump knows there are many more to go, and he won’t celebrate till the job is done,” our source said.

[Nintex]

The overall premise is an alternative history. A vast, technologically advanced “Tartarian” empire, emanating from north-central Asia or thereabouts, either influenced or built vast cities and infrastructure all over the world. (Tartaria, or Tartary, though never a coherent empire, was indeed a general term for north-central Asia.) Either via a sudden cataclysm or a steady antagonistic decline — and perhaps as recently as 100 years ago — Tartaria fell. Its great buildings were buried, and its history was erased. After this “great reset,” the few surviving examples of Tartarian architecture were falsely recast as the work of contemporary builders who could never have executed buildings of such grace and beauty, and subjected them to clumsy alterations.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2021-04-27/inside-architecture-s-wildest-conspiracy-theory

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

https://mobile.twitter.com/AvengingAnnieRI/status/1380698013413351427

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[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/dappergander/status/1387520426591596553

[Pissy F Benny]

https://realrawnews.com/2021/04/comey-sings-like-a-canary-after-watching-clinton-hang/

Disgraced former FBI Director and Deep State operative James Comey is singing like a canary to the military after being forced to watch Hillary Clinton’s neck snap at Guantanamo Bay on Monday night, Real Raw News has learned.

Confidential sources involved in Trump’s mission to eradicate Deep State traitors told RRN that James Comey, who had been temporarily detained at Camp Lejeune, was brought to GITMO the morning of Clinton’s execution. Up until Monday night, Comey had refused a plea deal to testify against Deep State architect Barack Hussein Obama in exchange for spending the rest of his natural life at GITMO, as opposed to sharing Clinton’s fate.

While detained at Camp Lejeune, Comey defiantly told jailors he would never betray Obama, who he heralded as a great man, and even invited them to torture him, saying he had been trained to withstand waterboarding, electric shock treatment, and even truth serum. Moreover, Comey told his captors he did not believe that the military had apprehended Clinton.

“You can’t touch Hillary Clinton,” Comey purportedly said. “And you won’t get anything from me.”

His tune changed late Monday night.

Two hours later, Comey was taken to the GITMO medical building where Clinton’s shell, ashen and rigid with onset rigor mortis, lay naked on a stainless-steel table.

“Comey was permitted to inspect the corpse and decide for himself if it was a dummy. Also, there were a pair of embalming machines in the room. Comey broke down almost immediately, dropping to his knees and crying out ‘what have you done,’ as the guard told him he’d be next unless he started talking,” our source said.

“Fuck this. I’ll talk. I’ll tell them whatever they want to know,” Comey reportedly said.

Our source said Comey started blabbing Tuesday morning, and that representatives of the U.S. Navy Judge Advocate General’s Office have spent the last 48 hours taking his deposition.

[Nintex]

If I was the Democrats I would call Clinton and Comey just to make sure the bois at the Mar a Lago aren't actually doing this LARP to please their boss before it is too late. 

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

If I was the Democrats I would call Clinton and Comey just to make sure the bois at the Mar a Lago aren't actually doing this LARP to please their boss before it is too late. 

Don’t worry Nintex, even in death the military industrial complex must go on.

https://mobile.twitter.com/alaynatreene/status/1387928768216506374

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

Bad news everyone

FBI Seizes Giuliani’s Video of Clinton Hanging

Two FBI agents, he added, apologized to Giuliani for their role in confiscating his constitutionally protected private property. When Giuliani demanded to know who orchestrated the illegal search and seizure, one FBI agent admitted that “the order came straight from the top–Kamala Harris.”

A second source involved in Trump’s operation to imprison or execute Deep State traitors confirmed to RRN that Giuliani was one of 6 or 7 persons to have received a copy of Clinton’s demise. He wouldn’t name the other recipients but said the military had encrypted the video prior to distribution. Even Giuliani, he added, wouldn’t have been able to view the video. Nor could others who have a copy. The U.S. Navy Judge Advocate General’s Office, which is still loyal to Donald J. Trump, has the only cypher key known to exist.

:'(
https://realrawnews.com/2021/05/fbi-seizes-giulianis-video-of-clinton-hanging/

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At implying Giuliani wouldn’t immediately leak the file, encrypted or not.

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[Joe Molotov]

https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2021/05/02/hillary-clinton-biden-100-days-as-president-gps-vpx.cnn

The Deep State can't even afford the good CGI for Fake Hillary anymore, this is Black Panther level.

[Pissy F Benny]

it might be because Trump and the military are squeezing the funding of deep state architect Barrack Husein Obama

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

Hide your kids and hide your foreskins, Bill Gates is a free man.

https://mobile.twitter.com/mollylambert/status/1389321054217117697

[Nintex]

"Not even" known crypto analyst Rudy Giuliani scourge of the mob, arrester of criminals and unearther of the deep state could break the cypher.

Only Vice Admiral Hannink knows where the pieces of the secret code are hidden among the various Trump properties and of course Donald J. Trump himself knows how to decrypt the 4D code.
We have acquired the locations and hints to find elements of the cypher but the final piece remains at an unknown location.

- Mar A Lago - "When the moon is highest follow the White Rabbit to the center of the Mar A Lago grounds. There the truth shall be unearthed. A lip reader caught Trump saying this phrase to his son Donald Trump Jr. . The Mar A Lago is currently being guarded by Delta Force and Navy Seal Operators. It is impossible to enter the grounds without permission. Republicans are visiting Florida to find this part of the puzzle but none have succeeded."

- Fox Business TV Studios - "Part C is hidden in the final recording of Lou Dobbs at Fox Business which was never aired because the usurper Larry Kudlow did not allow it. Defeat the evil grifter and play the recording backwards to discover the second location. Larry bragged about this to his dealer who was in fact Michael Flynn in disguise seeking traitors."

- Trump Tower New York - "Rumors say there is a hidden vault on a secret floor containing the special artifacts Donald J. Trump accumulated over the years, including the Arc of the Covenant, Excalibur, Element Zero and Tesla's research notes and time travel machine prototype (the same machine Trump will use 8 years from now to alter the results of the 2016 election and prevent the world from destruction) rumor has it a mainframe was installed to store an important cypher"

- Giuliani's home office - "Where the cigar and whiskey meet, there the code shall appear beneath your feet. This was found written on a napkin at the Trump Doral by deep state agents." <- The 'fake' FBI has raided this location

- Mariacopa County - "The recount is just a front to find the hidden cypher. The GOP has enlisted their finest analysts and military intelligence units not loyal to Donald J. Trump to work day and night trying every possible combination. Trump tolerates them because they keep the Democrats occupied and distracted but he keeps a close eye on them."

The piece stolen from Rudy has now been smuggled to China and is said to be hidden in the Forbidden City. All who know about its location have sacrificed themselves protecting this secret.
Bill Gates attempt to break the code has driven his wife mad and thus she left him. She also knows his time is up and he is no longer protected.

That is all patriots, sleep well and stay safe. Remember, trust the mission.

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

[chronovore]

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not Coop

That's the black-lodge doppelganger.

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

My man. 

https://mobile.twitter.com/JasonSCampbell/status/1389597417583136768

[Nintex]

King

[Joe Molotov]

Well, Trump, to me, is the lone ranger and the lone ranger needs a guy by his side, and that's JFK.

I don't think so, Kemosabe.

[Pissy F Benny]

Two days of proceedings boys

https://realrawnews.com/2021/05/podesta-military-tribunal-day-1/
https://realrawnews.com/2021/05/podesta-military-tribunal-day-2/

American Hero and Real Patriot Vice Adm. John G. Hannink reneged on his plea deal

[Pissy F Benny]

After a brief recess, he presented his next piece of evidence, recorded video testimony of a 19-year-old man claiming that in 2013 Podesta had “exposed himself” to both he and his sister at a “pool party” hosted by Hillary Clinton at her Chappaqua, NY mansion. He identified himself as the son of a couple who had been longtime friends of the Clintons.

“John Podesta told us all kids want to see it,” the man’s quavering voice said. “Hillary was there, so was Bill. So was Chuck Schumer. Actor Tom Hanks. Many people I didn’t recognize. They all knew what was going on. He wanted me and my sister to touch his penis. He started wagging that tiny thing around.”

So the Wayfair story was true

[Joe Molotov]

I wonder how many of the user comments are written by Michael Baxter. And also, why does God hate Prince of Persia?!

[Nintex]

“Except for you and this coward,” Gen. Berger said, pointing at Gen. Hokanson, “we all support this great nation and what it stands for, and we reject the forces of darkness destroying what our Founding Fathers worked so hard to codify. We stand for a nation, not a man. Why are you so eager to say Kamala Harris’s name in every sentence with Biden’s name? We know why.”

Gen. Milley, our source added, shredded the warrant, calling it a joke, and promised Gen. Berger he would hang for treasonous behavior.

“If anyone hangs, it won’t be me,” Gen. Berger reportedly said. “We’ve been expecting this for a long time.”

A dozen armed members of the Pentagon Protection Force entered the conference room and handcuffed Generals Milley and Hokanson.

In closing, our source said Milley and Hokanson have since been shipped to Guantanamo Bay, where they will ultimately answer to a military tribunal.

  real or not Hollywood should hire this man

[Pissy F Benny]

https://banned.video/watch?id=6096be780bae671a32f06201

The truth about the rona is finally revealed!!!!!

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Damn you to hell 5auGi

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[Pissy F Benny]

Hot new Baxter https://realrawnews.com/2021/05/podesta-military-tribunal-day-3-guilty/

On Thursday, the Office of Military Commissions, Rear Adm. Crandall presiding, segued away from Podesta’s fascination with small children and focused instead on criminal actions he had taken against Donald J. Trump and his family.

Rear Adm. Crandall showed the three-officer, all-female panel statements of guilt Podesta had written and signed prior to the tribunal and before the military had rescinded a plea deal removing capital punishment from the table. One statement described how Podesta, Hillary Clinton, and then-DNC Chairwoman Donna Brazile planned to extort Trump into dropping out of the 2016 presidential election. The plan, which was Podesta’s idea, involved kidnapping Trump’s youngest son, Barron, and threatening to “send him home in pieces” unless Trump followed the kidnapper’s demands.

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

You missed the real bombshell from Baxter

Military Apprehends Pelosi Doppelganger

U.S. military assets have fudged a covert mission to apprehend House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, arresting instead a Pelosi doppelganger donning a lifelike mask that mimicked every hideous detail of Pelosi’s face, right down to the most deeply engrained wrinkles.

The Pelosi imposter, our source said, carried duplicates of Pelosi’s drivers license and library card, which the Marines found when they frisked and searched her. She refused to answer questions, saying only that she was an actress hired by Pelosi.

https://realrawnews.com/2021/05/military-apprehends-pelosi-doppelganger/

TFW Nancy Pelosi is the secret final boss 

[Nintex]

The plan, which was Podesta’s idea, involved kidnapping Trump’s youngest son, Barron, and threatening to “send him home in pieces” unless Trump followed the kidnapper’s demands.

Thank god the bikers for Barron Trump protected him against this evil plot.

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

[Nintex]

http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/6098274dde8e0-the-da-rogan-code-experience.php

 

[Pissy F Benny]

Having viewed Hillary Clinton’s corpse and learned of John Podesta’s impending doom, a panicked James Comey, currently a guest at GITMO, has been begging the U.S. Navy Judge Advocate General’s Corps for mercy and claiming crimes he committed were always at the request of eminently more powerful Deep State figureheads.

A source involved in Trump’s battle against the Deep State told Real Raw News that although Comey had agreed to cooperate with the military’s ongoing investigation on Barack Hussein Obama, he has not supplied details on a specific incident for which the military wants answers. As reported previously, JAG has evidence linking Comey, Obama, and Susan Rice to an illegal airstrike that killed 16 American patriots who in 2013 had gathered at a safehouse in the Colorado wilderness to protest Obama’s criminal regime.

“Comey has been dropping dimes on a bunch of people, but he isn’t talking about Obama. He’s the kind of guy who’d rat out his mother. Either Comey fears Obama more then he does his own execution, or he really is clueless,” our source said.

is the real kingpin

https://realrawnews.com/2021/05/comey-begs-military-please-dont-kill-me/

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

The Comey stories are hilarious because they’re accusing him of being involved in an attack that ‘happened’ months before he was the FBI director.

Anyway, I went through the archives and found out Baxter confirmed Epstein is alive and on the loose.

https://realrawnews.com/2021/01/epstein-the-kraken-escaped-federal-custody-during-6-jan-riots/
https://realrawnews.com/2021/01/biden-offers-10000000-bounty-for-jeffery-the-kraken-epstein-dead-or-alive/

As Trump supporters prepared to lay siege to the Capitol and stop electors from certifying Biden’s Electoral College victory, Secret Service agents loyal to Trump were clandestinely escorting a VIP to  the United States Senate Chamber. That person was none other than convicted pedophile Jefferey “the Kraken” Epstein.

“It was pure mayhem. Upon entering the building, we walked right into wall of people a thousand deep. Me and my partner each had one of Epstein’s arms, and we tried to guide him in through the mob. Everyone was squeezed together like a can of sardines, ass to ass, elbow to elbow. It was like a fucking mosh pit. Suddenly a body came flying at my partner and knocked him strait to the floor,” our source said.

Trump supporters ended up letting Epstein free 

[BIONIC]

Nobody who looks that bitch-made should ever be referred to as the kraken 

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

https://mobile.twitter.com/valentina0nline/status/1182455241654054914

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

He has risen again!!!

https://mobile.twitter.com/dappergander/status/1392541384041799683

[Nintex]

Statement of the office of the former president to the office of John F. Kenndedy jr. about the office of the current President regarding the office of the Vice Chairman of the Pentagon: 'sup?

[naff]

My man. 

https://mobile.twitter.com/JasonSCampbell/status/1389597417583136768

  incredible clip, wth are newsmax doing here? is this ableism? i dont get it, but it's good

[naff]

dude reminds me of coop buzzing out as dougie jones from twin peaks season 3

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[Cauliflower Of Love]

it happening again.

[Pissy F Benny]

At Fake White House, Kamala Harris Tells Staffers, “Call me President Harris.”

https://realrawnews.com/2021/05/at-fake-white-house-kamala-harris-tells-staffers-call-me-president-harris/