Author Topic: Conspiracy theories (Read 247141 times)

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #1800 on:** June 20, 2021, 01:38:29 PM »

Lads

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“It was all Hillary,” Bill Clinton said.

https://realrawnews.com/2021/06/bill-clinton-military-tribunal-day-1/

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #1801 on:** June 20, 2021, 01:43:04 PM »

We might finally be getting some justice for David Koresh

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His statement prompted Vice Adm. Hannink to play a taped telephone call for the tribunal. It was a 1993 conversation between Bill Clinton, then-Attorney General Janet Reno, then-ATF chief David Chipman, and former FBI director William Sessions. The call, recorded on day 50 of the Waco standoff between Branch Davidian leader David Koresh and U.S. alphabet agencies, underpinned Clinton’s mounting hatred of not only Koresh but also the women and children sheltered within the compound. Reno, Chipman, and Sessions urged Clinton to swiftly resolve the protracted stalemate, arguing that his indecisiveness would empower future “domestic terrorists” and religious zealots to follow in Koresh’s footsteps. Reno pleaded with Clinton to “burn them out,” and both Chipman and Sessions, after expressing mild trepidations, agreed the situation had become untenable. Clinton gave them “carte blanche,” and encouraged them to eliminate “malcontents” as long as blame was assigned to Koresh and the U.S. government was held harmless for any fatalities.

“I don’t care what happens to them, they didn’t vote for me anyway,” Clinton said on the call. “If they die, they die. Just make sure the finger can’t be pointed back at us, or more importantly, me. Let’s nip this in the bud right now.”

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #1802 on:** June 22, 2021, 01:38:01 AM »

They’re back together!!!

Time stamped to 11:10 when Steve starts talking about how he took control of Amazon.com.

Also: https://twitter.com/StevePieczenik/status/1407081000627212295

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #1803 on:** June 22, 2021, 08:26:11 AM »

Quote from: Pissy F Benny on April 26, 2021, 07:16:21 AM

I've worked out who Baxters source is

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ya boi called it a few pages back

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1804 on:** June 22, 2021, 12:14:48 PM »

Trump is sending Seal Team 666 into Copmala's Presidential Dungeon at Super Gitmo to free the hostages.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #1805 on:** June 22, 2021, 12:36:21 PM »

i'd watch the netflix adaptation, starring idris elba as trump

Nintex · « **Reply #1806 on:** June 22, 2021, 01:07:58 PM »

In a deeply divided nation...

"SEND HER TO JAIL, STEAL THAT VOTE"

"You should all be ashamed!"

- Meryll "HRC" Streep -

Chess isn't played...

"Dad where is the weed.. dad?"

- Robert Downey "DON" Jr -

"A businessman is not a good President"

- Tom "OBAMA" Cruise -

"Tell me you've managed to get into their mainframe on level 5 comrade Kasilov"

- Michael "PUTIN" Fassbender -

"You are a sniveling coward Donald!"

- Chris "CRUZ" Pratt -

"Chinese kids have just as many rights as white kids"

- Tom "BIDEN" Holland -

In a single dimension

"And we will make the United States Super Once More"

- Idris "TRUMP" Elba -

*gunshots* *screams*

I N D I V I D U A L O N E

"I don't think this appropriate"

- Scarlett "MELANIA" Johanssen

"Sue me, Hehe"

- Leonardo "RUDY" Di Caprio -

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #1807 on:** June 22, 2021, 01:36:39 PM »

i feel like zoe saldana playing Meliana as a purple skinned alien would be more appropriate

or Michelle Rodriguez as a Michelle Rodriguez interpretation of her

Nintex · « **Reply #1808 on:** June 22, 2021, 07:09:05 PM »

Michelle Rodriguez plays Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Zoe Saldana is Ivanka obv

Nintex · « **Reply #1809 on:** June 23, 2021, 05:44:19 PM »

McAfee was... Q?

Propagandhim · « **Reply #1810 on:** June 23, 2021, 05:51:14 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on June 23, 2021, 05:44:19 PM

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McAfee was... Q?

wait a second....

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #1811 on:** June 23, 2021, 07:56:44 PM »

Another W for

https://mobile.twitter.com/JanFredrikD/status/1407814924072636416

TFW you will never shoot 50 caliber with John McAfee and Alex Jones
https://banned.video/watch?id=60d3bf978a70b923e2f9dc52

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #1812 on:** June 24, 2021, 02:27:15 PM »

Plot twist bitches part 2

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The Office of Military Commissions on Tuesday convicted former President William Jefferson Clinton on charges of treason and child trafficking, but sentenced him to life in prison instead of death after he threw himself on the mercy of the court in a tearful collapse.

The three officers serving as both judge and jury rendered a verdict less than two hours into the proceedings, as Vice Adm. John G. Hannink, prosecuting JAG’s case, provided evidence of Clinton’s participation in “adrenochrome parties” and of his many visits to Epstein Island, where he and convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein had taken part in drug-fueled parties with underage children.

https://realrawnews.com/2021/06/military-tribunal-convicts-bill-clinton/

Nintex · « **Reply #1813 on:** June 24, 2021, 02:43:57 PM »

Totally missed the Sing story

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Friends and colleagues of Christopher Sign remembered him as a stand-up guy and leader as they expressed shock and sadness at news of his apparent suicide on Sunday.

Sign, the 45-year-old TV news man who was the first to report of a secret meeting between former President Bill Clinton and then-Attorney General Loretta Lynch that was held on her private jet in 2016, was found dead in his home on Saturday.

What a coincidence.

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #1814 on:** June 24, 2021, 04:01:56 PM »

Nintex · « **Reply #1815 on:** June 24, 2021, 07:37:38 PM »

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #1816 on:** June 28, 2021, 01:39:35 AM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1409209984735449090

benjipwns · « **Reply #1817 on:** June 28, 2021, 07:46:50 AM »

Kurt Russell · « **Reply #1818 on:** June 28, 2021, 08:36:06 AM »

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on June 28, 2021, 01:39:35 AM

https://mobile.twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1409209984735449090

Well I mean, if there are no tunnels under the White House, all the US president has to do is show us and this whole thing goes away.

benjipwns · « **Reply #1819 on:** June 28, 2021, 08:49:51 AM »

Quote from: https://www.newsweek.com/qanon-joe-biden-donald-trump-reflection-window-photo-1604606

The posts were met with hundreds of replies agreeing that the person seen is somehow Trump, a savior-like figure for QAnon supporters who they believe will be reinstated as president. Others said the photo is probably an edited image from Trump's time in the White House.

"Proof that patriots are running the show. Doctored up an old photo of Trump, inserted Biden, left the reflection of Trump in the window to tie to Q post," Telegram user MySearchfor Truth wrote.

Another user said: "Did they just photoshop mumbles Biden into a picture that was taken while DJT was in office. Asking for my fren [friend] that questions everything."

Telegram user Barbara Limandri added: "That ain't Biden's head/shoulders. That's DJT...rightful POTUS!!"

Nintex · « **Reply #1820 on:** June 28, 2021, 12:04:05 PM »

Of course the fake news highlights the wrong image, they're talking about this

It's probably an optical illusion but it does look like DJT

The body doesn't seem to be either Biden or Trump though.
Biden is much more frail and the person in question hasn't eaten as much McDonalds as Trump.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #1821 on:** June 28, 2021, 12:12:31 PM »

its just the angle of the reflection squashing Biden's reflected head and shoulders into a strangely Trumpian form, but as a fan of outrageous conspiracy theories i'm not mad about it

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #1822 on:** June 28, 2021, 12:20:53 PM »

Quote from: Kurt Russell on June 28, 2021, 08:36:06 AM

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on June 28, 2021, 01:39:35 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1409209984735449090

Well I mean, if there are no tunnels under the White House, all the US president has to do is show us and this whole thing goes away.

They must be pretty easy to hide if Trump didn’t notice them for four years.

Nintex · « **Reply #1823 on:** June 28, 2021, 12:22:03 PM »

The Biden people might be doing this on purpose to troll, just the other day they played 'You can't always get what you want' at the end of a Biden event.
That was the Trump 2016 anthem.

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on June 28, 2021, 12:20:53 PM

Quote from: Kurt Russell on June 28, 2021, 08:36:06 AM
Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on June 28, 2021, 01:39:35 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1409209984735449090

Well I mean, if there are no tunnels under the White House, all the US president has to do is show us and this whole thing goes away.

They must be pretty easy to hide if Trump didn’t notice them for four years.

Why do you think he desperately wants to be reinstated.

Anyhow there is some 'truth' to this. Kennedy and Johnson used tunnels to smuggle their lovers into the White House.
Bill Clinton had affairs with interns as we all know. I think a number of actual events have been mixed up with urban legends at this point.

Maybe at some point, some President also smuggled underage fashion models through the tunnels with his friends Ghislaine and Jeff for some 'executive time' when he was alone at the White House

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #1824 on:** June 28, 2021, 01:32:49 PM »

I mean anyone who’s played Fallout 3 knows the tunnels are real.

I also went through the tunnels when I was a kid

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1825 on:** June 28, 2021, 02:45:04 PM »

Quote from: Pissy F Benny on June 28, 2021, 12:12:31 PM

its just the angle of the reflection squashing Biden's reflected head and shoulders into a strangely Trumpian form, but as a fan of outrageous conspiracy theories i'm not mad about it

Clearly it's either the ghost of a little boy who committed suicide in the White House or a cardboard cut-out of Ted Danson, but I'll need to check with my sources.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #1826 on:** June 28, 2021, 06:00:57 PM »

ngl I didn't realise that I was in the conspiracy thread and broke kayfabe

Nintex · « **Reply #1827 on:** June 28, 2021, 06:02:41 PM »

Were you tho

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #1828 on:** July 01, 2021, 02:23:26 PM »

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On Monday morning former FBI Director James Comey died of natural causes; his heart stopped beating after a guillotine blade severed his head.

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Unlike Clinton and Podesta’s executions, Comey’s lacked fanfare; only a half dozen military personnel, including Marine Corps General David H. Berger, bore witness to Comey’s grisly but fitting demise. Also unlike previous executions, Comey’s lacked an execution detail. After two uniformed MPs escorted Comey to the ghoulish apparatus and laid his head on the chopping block, Vice Adm. Hannink personally pulled the lever that dropped the 88-pound blade from a height of 14 feet. Comey’s head fell into a basket, which was then sealed and taken to an unknown location.

https://realrawnews.com/2021/06/james-comey-loses-his-head-to-guillotine/

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I wonder if Vice Adm. Hannink is aware of his heroic status in the Baxterverse

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Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1829 on:** July 01, 2021, 02:52:53 PM »

Everyone's starting to get bored with all the covert executions.

team filler · « **Reply #1830 on:** July 01, 2021, 05:57:04 PM »

people are actually trying to help me

benjipwns · « **Reply #1831 on:** July 02, 2021, 09:49:37 AM »

https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2021/07/did_biden_really_win_california.html

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The November 3, 2020, Presidential election data from California sets off alarm bells.

Election data generated by the natural voting process will closely match Benford’s Law predictions. (Benford’s Law, or the rule of leading digits, is used as an indicator of fraud in numerical data.) Of course, there can be exceptions, but Benford’s Law points to areas to investigate.

Benford’s Law predicts that for real, natural data, the frequency of leading digits (1 through 9) will occur at or near the following percentages of the transactions or tallies. Deviations from these predicted percentages should be investigated.

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #1832 on:** July 06, 2021, 07:54:10 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/EmmaSzewczak/status/1412400680174866439

team filler · « **Reply #1833 on:** July 07, 2021, 12:26:03 AM »

did bush do them too

benjipwns · « **Reply #1834 on:** July 07, 2021, 09:06:04 AM »

https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1412561481103675394

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #1835 on:** July 07, 2021, 09:13:44 AM »

I knew

was part of the conspiracy

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1836 on:** July 07, 2021, 10:56:44 AM »

https://twitter.com/OleMurica/status/1412755797428289538

Nintex · « **Reply #1837 on:** July 07, 2021, 11:18:54 AM »

Quote from: Stro on July 07, 2021, 10:47:58 AM

Surely someone in that group had to see that board and think these people are fucking insane

It depends on what you think this is.

It looks like a diagram that has collected all the 'employees', 'friends', 'killers', 'this guy' and 'many people' that Trump has mentioned in his speeches over the years.

Nintex · « **Reply #1838 on:** July 07, 2021, 01:05:56 PM »

It boggles the mind why the US military with leaders such as General Mike Flynn never managed to succeed in taking down the terrorist networks in Afghanistan or Iraq.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #1839 on:** July 07, 2021, 01:36:44 PM »

i kind of wish i was that distinguished tbh, it seems fun

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #1840 on:** July 07, 2021, 03:36:16 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on July 07, 2021, 10:56:44 AM

https://twitter.com/OleMurica/status/1412755797428289538

Another W for Jones!

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on June 23, 2021, 07:56:44 PM

Another W for

https://mobile.twitter.com/JanFredrikD/status/1407814924072636416

Dude should work for Bloomberg given how accurate his predictions are.

Nintex · « **Reply #1841 on:** July 09, 2021, 04:20:39 PM »

Next someone is actually going to find out Frogs are becoming gay

Turn off CNN and your other MSM normie shit. Alex Jones is fucking right about everything.

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #1842 on:** July 09, 2021, 04:52:30 PM »

I learned about that in Jurassic Park

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #1843 on:** July 09, 2021, 04:58:13 PM »

Eh, I don’t they had a X-Files episode where Mulder fought the literal Christian devil.

Nintex · « **Reply #1844 on:** July 09, 2021, 05:15:36 PM »

X Files was cancelled because they had information that would lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1845 on:** July 09, 2021, 05:24:01 PM »

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on July 09, 2021, 04:58:13 PM

Eh, I don’t they had a X-Files episode where Mulder fought the literal Christian devil.

https://x-files.fandom.com/wiki/Satan

BIONIC · « **Reply #1846 on:** July 09, 2021, 08:39:04 PM »

But did the X-Files have literal vampire potbelly goblins hobbling ‘round coming after us?

Nintex · « **Reply #1847 on:** July 10, 2021, 01:30:36 PM »

https://twitter.com/EliseiNicole/status/1413750465184026628

Your leader speaks neolibs

benjipwns · « **Reply #1848 on:** July 10, 2021, 07:45:10 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1849 on:** July 10, 2021, 10:00:25 PM »

Why 7 steps, it seems like 1, 5, and 7 are necessary?

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #1850 on:** July 10, 2021, 11:58:44 PM »

you can skip all the steps if you believe in the face/off theory, like I do

benjipwns · « **Reply #1851 on:** July 12, 2021, 12:28:09 PM »

Nintex · « **Reply #1852 on:** July 12, 2021, 06:24:50 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on July 10, 2021, 07:45:10 PM

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7 would be difficult considering most things Biden and Harris are trying to do are already null and void and of no effect because of the gridlock

team filler · « **Reply #1853 on:** July 13, 2021, 04:10:58 AM »

chernobyl was an attack against communism. may have not been meant to get as bad as it did or maybe it didn't matter how bad things ended up. wouldn't doubt it if outsiders had a part in it anyway.

Nintex · « **Reply #1854 on:** July 13, 2021, 05:17:57 AM »

team filler · « **Reply #1855 on:** July 13, 2021, 05:41:37 AM »

cgi isn't real, it's all practical effects and real footage

Nintex · « **Reply #1856 on:** July 13, 2021, 12:05:55 PM »

Look at the billionaires barely being able to leave orbit with their rockets and spaceships

We never actually 'landed' on the moon

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #1857 on:** July 13, 2021, 01:44:19 PM »

so what is the percentage that the indian variant a scam created by big pharma to be able to sell another x million/billion doses of vaccine

Nintex · « **Reply #1858 on:** July 13, 2021, 05:08:00 PM »

https://twitter.com/realLizUSA/status/1415025025510526977

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #1859 on:** July 13, 2021, 08:43:53 PM »

Quote from: Stro on July 09, 2021, 04:54:53 PM

Literally nearly everything Alex Jones has been talking about for 25 years were plots to X-Files episodes

He can’t keep getting away with this.

Did You Know 'The X-Files' Predicted The COVID Spike Protein In 1994?
https://banned.video/watch?id=60ee147346d8b15d719963b8

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Author Topic: Conspiracy theories (Read 247141 times)