Author Topic: Conspiracy theories (Read 245578 times)

chronovore · « **Reply #2460 on:** February 23, 2022, 11:50:13 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on February 22, 2022, 10:38:11 PM

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Did I miss a comma, or is this separate comma-ntary?

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #2461 on:** February 24, 2022, 01:57:35 AM »

Red Alert!?! Antifa is in control of the Russian Government!

https://mobile.twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1496722159246450688

who is ted danson? · « **Reply #2462 on:** February 24, 2022, 03:09:43 AM »

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on February 24, 2022, 01:57:35 AM

Red Alert!?! Antifa is in control of the Russian Government!

https://mobile.twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1496722159246450688

benjipwns · « **Reply #2463 on:** February 24, 2022, 08:19:05 PM »

https://twitter.com/JasonSCampbell/status/1496858245582970880

benjipwns · « **Reply #2464 on:** February 26, 2022, 10:38:52 PM »

Mike's at CPAC having a good time:
https://twitter.com/greg_price11/status/1497642417394262022
https://twitter.com/costareports/status/1497651633081053185

BisMarckie · « **Reply #2465 on:** February 26, 2022, 10:54:58 PM »

https://twitter.com/EdGreenberger/status/1497446966787067904

I don't know where to post this. Here, US Politics or Wank Dad, there are so many options.

Nintex · « **Reply #2466 on:** February 27, 2022, 11:43:37 AM »

Why don't these bois go and volunteer to drive some ~~tin cans~~ modern armored vehicles into Ukraine.
Your leader needs you to fight the Nazi's(?), don't forget to bring your own fuel tho

team filler · « **Reply #2467 on:** February 28, 2022, 12:38:34 AM »

james · « **Reply #2468 on:** February 28, 2022, 01:16:07 AM »

Theory: There is no Ukraine. Everything youre seeing in the news is a deep fake intended to distract us from what is REALLY happening

who is ted danson? · « **Reply #2469 on:** February 28, 2022, 03:08:29 AM »

Quote from: team filler on February 28, 2022, 12:38:34 AM

(Image removed from quote.)

You know he is also one of those guys that goes on reddit and says "I don't use soap, i don't use shampoo, i was my jeans once every 6 months. i don't smell! everyone tells me i don't smell!"

chronovore · « **Reply #2470 on:** February 28, 2022, 05:08:23 AM »

Quote from: james on February 28, 2022, 01:16:07 AM

Theory: There is no Ukraine. Everything youre seeing in the news is a deep fake intended to distract us from what is REALLY happening

Back in your cage, Alex Jones.

Nintex · « **Reply #2471 on:** February 28, 2022, 05:19:21 AM »

Alex predicted this

https://twitter.com/KEEMSTAR/status/1497039442216951811

chronovore · « **Reply #2472 on:** February 28, 2022, 05:27:10 AM »

Quote from: Nintex on February 28, 2022, 05:19:21 AM

Alex predicted this

https://twitter.com/KEEMSTAR/status/1497039442216951811

Stopped clock is right twice a day.

james · « **Reply #2473 on:** February 28, 2022, 11:05:36 AM »

Im hearing that this war is about vaccines. Russia wants people to take Sputnik, the west wants people to take Moderna. Follow the money

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2474 on:** February 28, 2022, 11:40:36 AM »

https://realrawnews.com/2022/02/shock-claim-russian-spetznas-liberate-child-trafficking-victims-in-ukraine/

What if Putin invaded Ukraine to liberate the Hillary Sex Camps?

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* Note: The Bore does not endorse Putin, not do we endorse Zelenskyy. We are only reporting what Putin has told Trump, not attesting to whether Putin is truthful.

** Note: This is a parody and is for entertainment purposes only.

benjipwns · « **Reply #2475 on:** February 28, 2022, 11:58:34 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on February 28, 2022, 11:40:36 AM

https://realrawnews.com/2022/02/shock-claim-russian-spetznas-liberate-child-trafficking-victims-in-ukraine/

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2476 on:** February 28, 2022, 12:06:05 PM »

Imagine believing that people can just go on The Internet and tell outrageous lies. Literally impossible. (Unless people say that we're lying, in which case they're lying.)

benjipwns · « **Reply #2477 on:** February 28, 2022, 03:23:35 PM »

https://twitter.com/MSNBC/status/1497874223246815236

team filler · « **Reply #2478 on:** February 28, 2022, 03:47:45 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on February 28, 2022, 12:06:05 PM

Imagine believing that people can just go on The Internet and tell outrageous lies. Literally impossible. (Unless people say that we're lying, in which case they're lying.)

Nintex · « **Reply #2479 on:** February 28, 2022, 03:50:38 PM »

New 9/11 footage just dropped

https://twitter.com/InfoWarsPilled/status/1498398433199153152

https://twitter.com/crackconnoisser/status/1498349723354529798

https://twitter.com/dulcebasefiles/status/1498237695679627265

who is ted danson? · « **Reply #2480 on:** February 28, 2022, 05:04:03 PM »

the fucking glowies

team filler · « **Reply #2481 on:** March 01, 2022, 11:21:04 AM »

Snoopycat_ · « **Reply #2482 on:** March 01, 2022, 08:14:34 PM »

Gina Carano. The voice of reason

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The moment they lost control of the covid narrative.
Cue a war.

Straight from one crisis to the next.

A scripted reality show sacrificing innocent lives for unquenchable greed.

Endless power grabs.
No accountability.
Devastated economies.

Never give up freedom for fear.

https://www.mmanews.com/2022/03/gina-carano-thinks-ukraine-invasion-is-due-to-loss-of-covid-narrative/

benjipwns · « **Reply #2483 on:** March 01, 2022, 11:15:12 PM »

https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1498442924438298628

chronovore · « **Reply #2484 on:** March 01, 2022, 11:44:19 PM »

The only reason Pat Robertson is still alive is that neither God nor Satan wants him around.

benjipwns · « **Reply #2485 on:** March 02, 2022, 12:09:14 AM »

FACT CHECK: It's because of his epic workout routine, 2000 pound leg presses:

chronovore · « **Reply #2486 on:** March 02, 2022, 12:13:43 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on March 02, 2022, 12:09:14 AM

FACT CHECK: It's because of his epic workout routine, 2000 pound leg presses:

Screengrab from 700 Club above looks like he's skipping arms and shoulders days.

benjipwns · « **Reply #2487 on:** March 03, 2022, 01:02:31 PM »

https://twitter.com/AccountableGOP/status/1498905919173935108

benjipwns · « **Reply #2488 on:** March 03, 2022, 10:58:30 PM »

Quote from: https://realrawnews.com/2022/03/putin-bombs-biden-owned-villa-in-ukraine-while-hammering-biolabs-pedophile-rings/

Author’s note: This morning, while checking website analytics, I was delighted to see Traffic had increased by 35% over 36 hours. Then I realized the additional traffic came from Ukraine, and was not legitimate traffic, and all of it was DDOS attacks directed at the server but at pages that don’t exist. As a result, I’ve had to GEOBLOCK all IPs originating from Ukraine, not because I have animosity toward Ukrainians, but because I must protect the site.

benjipwns · « **Reply #2489 on:** March 04, 2022, 01:58:57 PM »

Nintex · « **Reply #2490 on:** March 04, 2022, 04:26:42 PM »

Jinx made it

https://twitter.com/John82488972/status/1499806306785546243

team filler · « **Reply #2491 on:** March 04, 2022, 05:38:22 PM »

trudeau is a racist white cuban

Nintex · « **Reply #2492 on:** March 05, 2022, 01:54:15 PM »

Potemkin Putin

https://twitter.com/AnnaKorhonen3/status/1500166032790536197

Nintex · « **Reply #2493 on:** March 05, 2022, 07:47:35 PM »

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1500256493886578689

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1500250809166032898

who is ted danson? · « **Reply #2494 on:** March 09, 2022, 04:26:49 AM »

JFK<>CIA<>LBJ

Nintex · « **Reply #2495 on:** March 09, 2022, 05:04:22 AM »

I've looked at where Qanon is with this Ukraine stuff.

Of course the Russian and Chinese claims about biolabs have gotten a lot of attention and Zelenskyy leading a sex trafficking WEF pedophile ring angle because of course he is.

Find some new material people

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2496 on:** March 09, 2022, 09:22:30 AM »

https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1501352316833775621

https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1501427575750549505

james · « **Reply #2497 on:** March 09, 2022, 10:28:06 AM »

Ok this is weird.

You know how some words have a filter and they turn into something else?

Like distinguished mentally-challenged fellow?

Well, if you write "Great Rumbler" the post goes through normally but then a few hours later the entire post disappears like it was never there

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #2498 on:** March 09, 2022, 10:30:55 AM »

team filler · « **Reply #2499 on:** March 09, 2022, 06:02:44 PM »

Quote from: james on March 09, 2022, 06:00:31 PM

Quote from: team filler on March 09, 2022, 05:54:42 PM
5pm is evening not afternoon

Afternoon ends at 5:59pm

guy is out of his mind

chronovore · « **Reply #2500 on:** March 10, 2022, 03:36:26 AM »

Quote from: james on March 09, 2022, 10:28:06 AM

Ok this is weird.

You know how some words have a filter and they turn into something else?

Like distinguished mentally-challenged fellow?

Well, if you write "Great Rumbler" the post goes through normally but then a few hours later the entire post disappears like it was never there

(Image removed from quote.)

So... in this picture, you're Stalin, and the disappearing guy is any mention of Great Rumbler?

team filler · « **Reply #2501 on:** March 11, 2022, 05:49:26 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/KyivIndependent/status/1502294454572826624

Nintex · « **Reply #2502 on:** March 11, 2022, 06:10:45 PM »

I hereby issue a decree that we will NOT mandela effect Chernobyl into Chornobyl after it has already moved from the East of Ukraine to the outskirts of Kyiv.

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #2503 on:** March 11, 2022, 06:41:11 PM »

Russia is finished. US has air superiority!

https://mobile.twitter.com/haltman/status/1502033752284872711

Nintex · « **Reply #2504 on:** March 11, 2022, 06:47:58 PM »

Why do the Russians think the west would set-up such elaborate schemes if we can destroy them with sanctions or cyber attacks in a day.

Raist · « **Reply #2505 on:** March 13, 2022, 03:12:36 AM »

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on March 11, 2022, 06:41:11 PM

Russia is finished. US has air superiority!

https://mobile.twitter.com/haltman/status/1502033752284872711

China does this every year

Nintex · « **Reply #2506 on:** March 13, 2022, 07:50:28 PM »

https://twitter.com/JewishResister/status/1502504883659976708

Nintex · « **Reply #2507 on:** March 13, 2022, 07:59:23 PM »

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1503135888037011463

benjipwns · « **Reply #2508 on:** March 14, 2022, 02:02:32 PM »

Quote from: https://realrawnews.com/2022/03/trump-promises-a-reckoning/

On Saturday evening, shortly after Trump concluded a “Save America” rally in Florence, he told his inner circle that the United States would soon experience a “very big reckoning” similar to what is occurring in Ukraine.

“Trump said it was almost time for the reckoning, a time the nation will be made aware of what’s really going on and the actions he has taken to once and for all wage war against the Deep State cabal, both in the U.S. and abroad. While it may seem hard to believe, he’s been working alongside Putin and Xi Jinping to rid the world of not only the bioweapon labs but the infestation of child pedo rings that have literally swamped the world. China says that the U.S. has set up biolabs in Taiwan, too, and that’s one reason they’ve shown interest in retaking it,” our source said.

President Trump, he added, told his circle he has irrefutable proof Vladimir Putin had indeed blown to smithereens 11 Fauci-funded bioweapon labs in central Ukraine.

“Trust me, we’ll soon have an unbelievable reckoning here the likes of which no one has ever seen. It will be unbelievable, and the haters and loosers in the Lamestream Media will deny it, but the truth will be made public,” Trump reportedly said. “Don’t believe Fake News. I’ve never gone anywhere. I’m not coming back. I’ve been here all along.”

“Soon, very soon, the country will know the truth about what’s going in Russia and Ukraine, it will be tremendous, and the truth about 9/11 and so much more. Those tremendous frauds are nasty hells of catastrophe,” Trump continued.

Amazing things will soon replace the despair and despondency so many Americans have faced, our source said.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #2509 on:** March 14, 2022, 02:07:51 PM »

https://realrawnews.com/2022/03/military-tribunal-sentences-sonia-sotomayor-to-death/

RIP

BisMarckie · « **Reply #2510 on:** March 14, 2022, 02:12:08 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on March 14, 2022, 02:02:32 PM

Quote from: https://realrawnews.com/2022/03/trump-promises-a-reckoning/
On Saturday evening, shortly after Trump concluded a “Save America” rally in Florence, he told his inner circle that the United States would soon experience a “very big reckoning” similar to what is occurring in Ukraine.

“Trump said it was almost time for the reckoning, a time the nation will be made aware of what’s really going on and the actions he has taken to once and for all wage war against the Deep State cabal, both in the U.S. and abroad. While it may seem hard to believe, he’s been working alongside Putin and Xi Jinping to rid the world of not only the bioweapon labs but the infestation of child pedo rings that have literally swamped the world. China says that the U.S. has set up biolabs in Taiwan, too, and that’s one reason they’ve shown interest in retaking it,” our source said.

President Trump, he added, told his circle he has irrefutable proof Vladimir Putin had indeed blown to smithereens 11 Fauci-funded bioweapon labs in central Ukraine.

“Trust me, we’ll soon have an unbelievable reckoning here the likes of which no one has ever seen. It will be unbelievable, and the haters and loosers in the Lamestream Media will deny it, but the truth will be made public,” Trump reportedly said. “Don’t believe Fake News. I’ve never gone anywhere. I’m not coming back. I’ve been here all along.”

“Soon, very soon, the country will know the truth about what’s going in Russia and Ukraine, it will be tremendous, and the truth about 9/11 and so much more. Those tremendous frauds are nasty hells of catastrophe,” Trump continued.

Amazing things will soon replace the despair and despondency so many Americans have faced, our source said.

Comment section

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Michael: I few days ago I commented on how difficult it was to deal with the CGI, body doubles of Newsom, Gates, Cuomo, Hillary, Barr, etc. and this comment was evidently purged. A few months earlier I made similar comments about Adam Schiff, and this was also scrubbed. Is this a third rail, a topic we can nver address in the comment section? By the way I greatly appreciate what you are doing and regularly contribute to keep you up on running. But please explain why only such comments are eliminated. It is extremely hard for us patriots to contain our disgust and anger by these fake images and doubles. It makes it so hard to deal with fair-weather patriots who use the doubles as reasons to disbelieve GITMO and the fantastic tribunals are real.

Real Raw News can't silence true patriots

who is ted danson? · « **Reply #2511 on:** March 15, 2022, 04:02:58 AM »

This could either be an incel x ye x conspiracy cross-over, or just kanye posting:

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/te3p8u/pete_davidson_is_evil/

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Pete Davidson is evil.
Heres something I've noticed. What do Mac Miller and Kanye West have in common besides rap? Thats right, both men have had their former lovers immediately after a breakup find themselves dating Pete Davidson. The more and more I learn and see Pete's behavior the more I believe he is part of that hollywood fake relationship bs.

Either Pete really has no game what so ever cause he finds himself only dating fame-chasing emotionally unavailable women or he is a part of this fake media relationship scene. Pete Davidson is a scum bag, and its obvious by the fact at how "quickly" he falls in love with these horrible women, that he himself is part of that culture. The conspiracy here is that there is a group of people who WANT you to emulate the relationships you see on TV. WOMEN they want you to have emotionally unstable relationships, they want you to only view your body as your value. MEN they want you to be more effeminate and throw away stable relationships with good women to chase scanty and promiscuous ladies. The reason for this is so they can destroy the idea of a "nuclear family." The purpose is that you are never satisfied, and you are constantly chasing a "better" option.

btw for all you downvoters... I get it yall love Pete's big dick

EDIT: I would like to further add that I dont believe Pete to be some maniacal mastermind of an evil plot. Just that he is a pawn in the larger agenda and overall a shitty dude. Secondly, Ye is not innocent either okay? He knew what Kim was before he married her.... We all knew. So he needs to be held accountable as well for his actions.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2512 on:** March 15, 2022, 12:22:41 PM »

Pete Davidson's dick is CGI. Or maybe a penis double like at the end of Boogie Nights.

benjipwns · « **Reply #2513 on:** March 15, 2022, 02:29:31 PM »

BisMarckie · « **Reply #2514 on:** March 15, 2022, 02:37:43 PM »

Did you know that America has been a corporation since 1933? Pretty eye-opening, isn't it?

Nintex · « **Reply #2515 on:** March 16, 2022, 06:05:55 AM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2516 on:** March 16, 2022, 11:19:48 AM »

Quote from: BisMarckie on March 15, 2022, 02:37:43 PM

Did you know that America has been a corporation since 1933? Pretty eye-opening, isn't it?

If you type your name in ALL CAPS on government documents, you don't have to pay taxes or go to jail, despite decades of evidence to the contrary!

Nintex · « **Reply #2517 on:** March 17, 2022, 07:29:37 AM »

https://twitter.com/dangit_kyle/status/1503805192181108745

benjipwns · « **Reply #2518 on:** March 17, 2022, 04:03:48 PM »

https://twitter.com/RealCandaceO/status/1504529380873318403

chronovore · « **Reply #2519 on:** March 17, 2022, 10:45:32 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on March 17, 2022, 04:03:48 PM

https://twitter.com/RealCandaceO/status/1504529380873318403

"I am impervious to evidence, once my opinion is set."

Being lazy and ignorant and proud of it is not a good look.

http://twitter.com/pookleblinky/status/1504348443803885568

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