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« Reply #2700 on: May 19, 2022, 03:32:15 PM »
Plus, Obama was our first muslim-american senator anyway! :ufup
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« Reply #2702 on: May 19, 2022, 06:30:12 PM »
https://mobile.twitter.com/RBraceySherman/status/1527314597866532866

Need to see if my electric company offers this service.

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« Reply #2703 on: May 19, 2022, 06:48:00 PM »
Plus, Obama was our first muslim-american senator anyway! :ufup
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« Reply #2705 on: May 20, 2022, 01:07:38 AM »
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« Reply #2707 on: May 21, 2022, 06:07:48 AM »
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Alex Jones says the globalists are putting a chemical in the liners of soft drink cans that is causing men’s penises to shrink: “That’s why genitals, I don’t care if you’re black or white, are a third of the size they were of a 1960s male .. and the sperm counts are down 96%”
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« Reply #2708 on: May 21, 2022, 06:50:29 AM »
Cumspiracy :smug
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« Reply #2709 on: May 22, 2022, 04:06:40 PM »
These guys are exposing the WEF/Davos shit for the Potemkin village it is  :mynicca

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« Reply #2712 on: May 23, 2022, 02:49:58 PM »
https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1528793344322723846

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« Reply #2713 on: May 24, 2022, 12:41:23 PM »
Theres no such thing as monkeypox, the symptoms are just the first phase of the covid """""vaccine""""" starting to kill everyone as planned bu none other than Guns N' Roses lead singer Axl Rose who warned us of his sinister plan in his 1987 manifesto, Appetite for Destruction

You heard it here first
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« Reply #2714 on: May 24, 2022, 01:54:39 PM »
https://twitter.com/AndrewLawton/status/1529045188764921856

You almost want ULTRA MAGA to crash this party with a helicopter filled with wank dads.
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« Reply #2715 on: May 24, 2022, 01:56:33 PM »
These world economic forum scumbags are fucking idiots, super villians are supposed to scheme in private :trumps

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« Reply #2716 on: May 24, 2022, 02:36:27 PM »
These are mostly corporations selling a product and the product is you and me.  :doge
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« Reply #2717 on: May 25, 2022, 01:08:59 AM »
Theres no such thing as monkeypox, the symptoms are just the first phase of the covid """""vaccine""""" starting to kill everyone as planned bu none other than Guns N' Roses lead singer Axl Rose who warned us of his sinister plan in his 1987 manifesto, Appetite for Destruction

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Pretty sure I heard this on realrawnews.com first.

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« Reply #2718 on: May 25, 2022, 11:14:41 AM »
Theres no such thing as monkeypox, the symptoms are just the first phase of the covid """""vaccine""""" starting to kill everyone as planned bu none other than Guns N' Roses lead singer Axl Rose who warned us of his sinister plan in his 1987 manifesto, Appetite for Destruction

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Pretty sure I heard this on realrawnews.com first.

Probably in a article about the execution of the inventor of Monkeypox virus hoax, Michael J. Pence.
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« Reply #2722 on: May 30, 2022, 12:51:56 AM »
It's weird, it's almost like if you look at any random day, there are other historic or noteworthy things that happened on that day!

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Fucking hell, people really need to stretch to inject vicariously interesting things into their lives.

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« Reply #2723 on: May 30, 2022, 01:13:34 AM »
Sandy Hook happened on Alabama Day. Really makes you think. :thinking
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« Reply #2724 on: May 31, 2022, 07:07:55 PM »
https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1531764329124663301

Seems like the writers are about to flip the script again
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« Reply #2726 on: June 04, 2022, 01:19:00 PM »
Infowars predictably talking both sides of their mouth with Alex Jones and Owen Shroyer that mass shootings are freak events if not outright engineered to justify the ever imminent gun grab... But also that media is very selectively highlighting it instead of the numerous others because something black on black something crime.
They also of course passed along the "shooter is trans" falsehood from some extremely poor Internet sources the day of which is exactly what got them in legal hot water over Parkland and Sandy Hook.

Alex also literally says he's ok with a "police state" of just packing schools with armed guards and cops.
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« Reply #2727 on: June 05, 2022, 07:18:17 PM »
https://twitter.com/HenkLosser/status/1533347870144864256

I wonder if these type of gatherings are still like Richard Nixon described them.
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« Reply #2728 on: June 06, 2022, 03:53:31 PM »
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« Reply #2729 on: June 06, 2022, 06:48:36 PM »
Finally some good news  :rejoice

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« Reply #2730 on: June 07, 2022, 03:30:41 PM »
Oh so it's years now? Back in late 2020 she argued it would happen in mere months :lol

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« Reply #2731 on: June 08, 2022, 10:01:44 PM »
Oh so it's years now? Back in late 2020 she argued it would happen in mere months :lol

Like any good Doomsday Cultist, she has allowed for fallback positions in the imminent eschaton.

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« Reply #2732 on: June 09, 2022, 12:17:07 AM »
A 38-year-old Florida man arrested for allegedly threatening to kill Rep. Troy Nehls (R-TX) appears to have posted on Facebook about how he was certain the congressman and other national figures were supposedly taunting him by using the “eyeball emoji.”

A Facebook post from an account using the name Brett Coulter expressed his disgust with the “straight up ghetto people” allegedly obsessed with him—including alt-right OANN anchor Jack Posobiec, Miami Heat player Bam Adebayo and the sports site Bleacher Report along with Nehls.

The author of the post explained his grievance: that Nehls, Posobiec, and “several thousand people on the internet” were all using the emoji to “reference” him. “And encourage a movement against me to hate, slander, defame and besmirch me,” the author added.

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« Reply #2733 on: June 09, 2022, 12:51:16 AM »
Oh so it's years now? Back in late 2020 she argued it would happen in mere months :lol

That's a classic.
At that level of supposed control, you'd think the Cabalists could just trigger the depopulation when they please instead of those elaborate nested schemes.
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« Reply #2734 on: June 09, 2022, 12:53:33 AM »
At that level of supposed control, you'd think the Cabalists could just trigger the depopulation when they please instead of those elaborate nested schemes.
That wouldn't be sporting. Everyone knows the Globalists like to give people a chance to stop their plans so they can reveal the next layer of their scheme.

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« Reply #2735 on: June 09, 2022, 01:05:17 AM »
At that level of supposed control, you'd think the Cabalists could just trigger the depopulation when they please instead of those elaborate nested schemes.
That wouldn't be sporting. Everyone knows the Globalists like to give people a chance to stop their plans so they can reveal the next layer of their scheme.

As someone said on a podcast, I'd love to read the minutes of the shadow committee mandating that they must add "Sandy Hook" on a Batman map prop you see a couple seconds years in advance.
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« Reply #2736 on: June 09, 2022, 11:09:19 AM »
https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1534888071883374594

The funniest part is that Robert Barnes is still a regular guest on the show. When Alex tried the sham bankruptcy move, one of the potential asset listed in all those shell companies was damages from that potential lawsuit.
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« Reply #2738 on: June 10, 2022, 03:08:51 PM »
Baxter's speeding up the executions:
The U.S. Navy Judge Advocate General’s Corps has amended how it will carry out future Deep State executions, a JAG source told Real Raw News. In the last two years all but two convicted Deep Staters were hanged by the neck until dead, a process JAG now says is tedious, time-consuming, and prone to mishaps. As a result, anyone convicted of capitol crime and sentenced to death will get a bullet to the brain.

Our source said JAG made the decision after weighing the cost and man-hours of past hangings against the cost of a few bullets. The practice of hanging a man, he said, involves more than simply stringing him up and flipping a switch. Ahead of each hanging, members of the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers arrive at GITMO to inspect the gallows, to ensure it functions properly, and remain there until the condemned is pronounced dead. But even their expertise hasn’t prevented mishaps; the execution of pedophile Bill Gates, for example, showed that improper rope measurement causes a prolonged, painful death.

Also, some executions were delayed pending the arrival of military brass, and sometimes politicians, who had to fly in from the mainland to witness the event.

More influential in JAG’s ruling, perhaps, is what Vice Adm. Darse E. Crandall has called “gallows theatrics.” The interim between sentencing and execution has given flamboyant, grandstanding, unrepentant Deep Staters much time to sharpen their Thespian skills for melodramatic pre-execution productions. They have run the gamut from demonic incantations to alleged religious reformation, from final words laced with every profanity under the sun to acts of sexual depravity.

Once known for staying calm under pressure—and sometimes ribbing Deet Staters in their final moments of life—Vice Adm. Crandall has shown signs of frustration at recent executions, and referred to himself as a “circus ringmaster” after a lascivious Alec Baldwin dropped to his death.

“The admiral discussed his concerns with his juniors, and they agreed hangings take too long and are filled with too much theatre. They reached a consensus. From now on the convicted will be executed within 24 hours of sentencing, by gunfire instead of a noose,” our source said.

Asked how JAG would screen future firing squads, he shockingly said a “single Marine” would bear the burden of executing the condemned, and a backup would be readily available “just in case.”

This is a sharp deviation from historical practice. A firing squad is normally composed of several soldiers, all of whom are instructed to fire simultaneously, thus preventing both disruption of the process by one member and identification of who fired the lethal shot.

“Although we’re talking about hardened Marines, psychological screening will take place, and it’s more efficient to briefly screen one or two Marines than seven to ten. Speaking for myself, why use 10 rounds of ammunition if one or two will do the job just as well. It’s not like anyone’s aiming for arms and legs,” our source said.

“There’s no written rule specifying the number of men. It can be one, it can be 20,” he added.

In closing, he told RRN that prospective candidates will be chosen entirely from a pool of volunteers, of which there are many.

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« Reply #2740 on: June 11, 2022, 06:05:07 PM »
Is Kobe coming too :hyper

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« Reply #2741 on: June 12, 2022, 10:52:14 AM »
Someone at Google got suspended from thinking their AI is sentient


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« Reply #2742 on: June 13, 2022, 12:27:42 PM »
Is Kobe coming too :hyper

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« Reply #2743 on: June 14, 2022, 08:33:57 AM »
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« Reply #2744 on: June 14, 2022, 04:36:42 PM »
No one is buying this shit anymore  :doge

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« Reply #2745 on: June 15, 2022, 02:42:16 AM »
Alex Jones was on Mike Tyson's show but the episode has not been released (blocked by the network), maybe because they're both blasted out of their mind (Alex says he'd like to do anilingus on Pelosi). Infowars did release a short post bonus though.

Tyson's pulling on a huge blunt, having massive cough fits
Alex : ...and you're in the best shape of your life !
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« Reply #2746 on: June 15, 2022, 06:02:39 PM »


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« Reply #2747 on: June 15, 2022, 06:37:05 PM »
https://twitter.com/mmistretta9/status/1537196374588112897

Those gold dinar investments will finally pay off  :ohhh
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« Reply #2748 on: June 22, 2022, 03:53:20 AM »
From 1998. There's a whole series of those, we don't know if Alex Jones hosted any other of them though.

https://youtu.be/1irpvRxbGoY?t=135
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« Reply #2749 on: June 22, 2022, 05:26:17 AM »
So... he's always been a huckster?

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« Reply #2750 on: June 22, 2022, 05:33:10 AM »
In 1998 Infowars didn't exist yet, he was just starting on making documentaries and public access wasn't paying any bills (his dad did, IIRC...).
He was always, yes.
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« Reply #2751 on: June 22, 2022, 05:37:14 AM »
Also Alex has been on vacation and didn't come back on Sunday as planned and announced, Owen Shroyer blames Biden and the total civilisational breakdown of society that obviously starts with cancelled flights.
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« Reply #2752 on: June 22, 2022, 01:08:42 PM »
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« Reply #2753 on: June 22, 2022, 02:30:37 PM »
Knowledge fight :donot

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« Reply #2754 on: June 24, 2022, 05:48:59 PM »
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« Reply #2755 on: June 24, 2022, 06:40:47 PM »
https://twitter.com/EMTVmemes/status/1540366939347894272

Todays events do add fuel to the conspiracy that Joe Biden is an agent of the pope

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« Reply #2756 on: June 24, 2022, 07:45:03 PM »
Looks like Stevie P lied to us.  :(

https://mobile.twitter.com/atrupar/status/1540073105275686913

https://mobile.twitter.com/atrupar/status/1540073974125690881

I hope they get to the bottom of the North Korean boats too!

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« Reply #2757 on: June 24, 2022, 07:50:50 PM »
When are they going to unveil Trump's 4chan tripcode.
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« Reply #2758 on: June 24, 2022, 07:51:28 PM »
From 1998. There's a whole series of those, we don't know if Alex Jones hosted any other of them though.



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« Reply #2759 on: June 24, 2022, 08:06:08 PM »
I hope they get to the bottom of the North Korean boats too!
I'm not watching this shit, did they say what Italy said when asked about it? I couldn't find any information on that earlier.