Conspiracy theories

[Joe Molotov]

Israel is at it again!

[Pissy F Benny]

just as filler returns too

[team filler]

 

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

Alex Jones wants to be Bob Ross now

https://twitter.com/enerzoa/status/1622848059972677633

I’ve found his replacement

https://twitter.com/adamjohnsonNYC/status/1625005243846037505

 

[Nintex]

Doodles and paintings with Alex. We're finally going to see what the evil interdimensional potbelly goblins look like

[BIONIC]

Old Ben has finally got some competition

[james]

Phase 2 of the alien balloon attack has started

https://twitter.com/RaleighFam/status/1625321451459907587

[benjipwns]

Canada not affected? Did they false flag one they shot down to cover up their involvement?!?

[james]

Canada not affected? Did they false flag one they shot down to cover up their involvement?!?

I dont think they have cell phones up there

[benjipwns]

KARINE JEAN-PIERRE: There is no indication of aliens or extraterrestrial activity with these recent takedowns. Again, there is no indication of aliens or extraterrestrial activity with these recent takedowns. Wanted to make sure the American people knew that, all of you knew that, and it is important to say that from here because we've been hearing a lot about it.

REPORTER: Would you tell us?

KARINE JEAN-PIERRE: I'm not -- I love E.T. the movie, but I'm just going to leave it there. With all seriousness, I know there are a lot of questions about the flying objects.

Notice she avoided saying that she'd tell us.

[Joe Molotov]

The UFOs are a Deep State PR stunt to keep being from talking about Biden's obvious body double giving the SOTU address.

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/merissahansen17/status/1625674977797087234

[jorma]

https://twitter.com/merissahansen17/status/1625674977797087234

hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband cause aliens are assprobing everybody out here 

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1626334421329608704

[team filler]

looks magical tbh 

[who is ted danson?]

imagine what superpowers you would get if you stuck your dick in the water

[BIONIC]

imagine what superpowers you would get if you stuck your dick in the water

 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Imagine thinking that's only from a few weeks of contamination.

[HardcoreRetro]

*Sees it turn rainbow coloured*

Must be genderfluid.

[Nintex]

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/TheMarieOakes/status/1627150588671582209

[team filler]

it's kaiju 

[Pissy F Benny]

Is there any Sy Hersh interviews with someone whos not completely intolerable?

[Nintex]

[benjipwns]

[Cauliflower Of Love]

dude needs to go back on drugs

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

https://twitter.com/Lukewearechange/status/1628411175728779266

 

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/ChuckCallesto/status/1628588091941216258

Plane departed from you guessed it... Clinton National Airport

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

Deep State has finally broken Alex Jones!

https://twitter.com/WulffJones/status/1628934369183137792

[Pissy F Benny]

That's one big cat, ladies and gentlemen.

[BIONIC]

[Nintex]

What a big and beautiful cat 

[benjipwns]

FREE MUSHU! BAN THE STATE AND KILL IT!

 

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

 https://twitter.com/catturd2/status/1629175986733416450

 

[who is ted danson?]

https://twitter.com/catturd2/status/1629175986733416450

 

waiting for jean baudrillard to come out of his crypt and write "the war in ukraine did not take place"

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/catturd2/status/1629175986733416450

 

https://twitter.com/WarMonitors/status/1629919149777453057

https://twitter.com/outsukenoshinyu/status/1627954326844092416

[Joe Molotov]

These are just Hollywood-style Ukrainian recruitment videos

[team filler]

 

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

The new American Sniper direct to streaming sequel sounds amazing.

Marine Sniper Kills Ukranian Pedophile in Baltimore

A United States Marine scout-sniper on Saturday shot and killed a Ukrainian diplomat who had been in the U.S. since the start of the Ukraine-Russia conflict and who oversaw a child slavery ring that shipped kidnapped kids to Eastern Europe, a source in Gen. Eric M. Smith’s office told Real Raw News.

Forty-seven-year-old Ivan Kovalenko had come to the U.S. from Kyiv in March 2022, shortly after Russian President Vladimir Putin launched a Special Military Operation in Ukraine to hunt down foreign Biolabs and Western-run child trafficking syndicates on Ukrainian soil. A self-proclaimed businessman, Kovalenko held management positions at several textile companies before departing his home turf abruptly. Upon arriving in the U.S., he made a beeline for the Ukrainian Embassy in D.C. and was employed by Ukraine’s ambassador to the U.S., Oksana Markarova.

Our source said that the White Hat partition of the U.S. military took an interest in Kovalenko after President Donald J. Trump namedropped him to Gen. Berger in July. It’s unclear how Trump knew of Kovalenko, but it’s possible he learned of him through Vladimir Putin during the many telephone calls they’ve had since early 2022. Trump reportedly had irrefutable proof that Kovalenko was helming a child trafficking ring by which American children were abducted and sold to pedophiles in Ukraine, Hungary, and Belarus. He gave Gen. Berger the “greenlight” to terminate Kovalenko with extreme prejudice.

“We had the embassy watched 24/7, all exits covered. If he somehow got out and in undetected, he was a damn magician. It was like he knew he was being watched, or he was just paranoid. For obvious reasons, we wanted him alone, or at least not with a huge entourage, before making a move,” our source said.

Marine snipers, he added, passed on a chance to put a bullet in Kovalenko’s brain in mid-December. He had appeared from the embassy and got into a limousine with only two bodyguards. They discretely tailed the limo through D.C. south toward Andrew Air Force Base. When the limo turned onto a quiet road just southeast of the D.C.-Maryland border, near Cedar Hills Cemetery, the Marines were moments away from running it off the road and eliminating its occupants. But a sudden rush of oncoming traffic spoiled their plans. The vehicle reached Andrews, where Kovalenko’s diplomatic I.D. got him past security. The Marines figured he boarded a flight but learned later that Kovalenko was awaiting the arrival of an unknown individual who deboarded a U.S. State Department flight from Warsaw, Poland. Kovalenko and his guest never returned to the limo; they boarded a helicopter that flew them directly back to the embassy rooftop.

An undercover Marine contacted Kovalenko, saying he had 35 young boys and girls whom “his people” had abducted from National Parks. He said he had to offload them immediately but wanted a “fair and reasonable” price for children fetching big bucks on the international market. Kovalenko’s greed consumed him, and he took the bait, although he tried to lowball the undercover Marine by offering only $35K for blonde-haired children and $20K for auburn ones. The Marine laughed at the offer, demanding $85K per child because kids were selling for five times that amount on the Eastern European black market. A suspicious Kovalenko, though, asked for pictures of children, a demand that prompted Gen. Smith to ask Marines with young children to submit their photos for consideration. It was a gutsy and calculated move, for Gen. Smith thought Kovalenko wise enough to use Google image search to avoid entrapment. Fifty brave Marines agreed and sent tasteful photographs of their kids to the undercover Marine working to bring Kovalenko down.

Kovalenko agreed to the asking price but balked when the Marine said he didn’t deal with go-betweens and wanted to deal personally with Kovalenko to avoid being suckered or killed. The Marine texted him, saying the deal was “take it or leave it,” and that he and the children would be at the Port of Baltimore at 10:00 p.m. February 25.

Earlier that evening, Marine snipers took position on loading cranes and among the countless shipping containers littering the docks. Kovalenko’s limo pulled up at 10:15, and he and three armed guards approached the undercover Marine, who had no children with him. Kovalenko displayed a duffel bag full of cash as a round struck him center mass. His associates, too, were shot dead on the spot.

We asked if White Hats were now sanctioning executions in place of tribunals.

“They weren’t American citizens. They got what they were entitled to,” he said.

 

https://realrawnews.com/2023/02/marine-sniper-kills-ukranian-pedophile-in-baltimore/

[Nintex]

Weirdest Russian psyop ever

[benjipwns]

We asked if White Hats were now sanctioning executions in place of tribunals.

“They weren’t American citizens. They got what they were entitled to,” he said.

https://realrawnews.com/2023/02/marine-sniper-kills-ukranian-pedophile-in-baltimore/

Do you think if I sent Baxter all the legal precedents about this he'd alter his stories? I'm pretty sure he made it clear these were not American citizens this time because even his commenters were pointing out that it's wrong when he had the White Hats claiming citizens don't have any rights if they're tried by the military.

[benjipwns]

Both teams had clear rules of engagement. First, figure out whether the imposters were clones or human actors. If clones, “unalive” them; if actors, make an arrest.

Accomplishing that task meant the Marines would have to isolate and capture the Clinton copies, then inspect them for abnormalities—flat feet, missing molars, deformed genitals—common among the clones found at the Alaska and Missouri cloning laboratories. Our source reluctantly shared an added defect—heterochromia, the presence of different colored eyes in the same person. Heterochromia in humans appears either as a hereditary trait unassociated with other disease, as a symptom of various syndromes, or as the result of a trauma.

White Hats say clones among us hide the defect with colored contact lenses or through corrective surgery.

The Marines in New York spotted a wretched Clinton doppelganger outside the Lincoln Center for Performing Arts, where she commingled with mourners paying final respects to Lee. Undercover and at a distance, they peered at her scraggly face through binoculars, looking for telltale signs of a body double in a mask or doused in makeup—seams around the neck, a person caparisoned in excessive clothing unbefitting of the weather, the disparity in the size and shape of ears, etc., but they couldn’t decide from their rooftop perch, 100 yards away. To their surprise, a man looking like former President Bill Clinton joined Hillary as the throng of mourners left the service for limousines crowding the gridlocked street.

William Jefferson Clinton actual died by poisoning following his military tribunal at Guantanamo Bay in September 2021. His estranged wife, a lesbian, was hanged to death at GITMO four months earlier.

“This was a chance to knock out two birds with one stone. We want to destroy as many clones as possible, thin those numbers, while we’re working to find all the labs, but we still try to be mindful that these could be actors, and we want to know who’s paying them. When the Clintons got into a limo and drove off, the Marines tailed them. Not an easy feat since Manhattan is one of the most crowded places on the planet. If they tried to stop the car, they had the driver to contend with, too,” our source said.

The Marines chose patience over imprudence, and they shadowed the limousine as it navigated the city streets and eventually left Manhattan for Queens via the 59th Street Bridge, ultimately arriving in affluent Astoria late in the afternoon. The limo stopped in a quiet cul-de-sac beside an opulent three-story, Victorian-style home. After the driver opened the trunk to retrieve luggage, the Marines made their move, tazing the driver and pulling the Clinton copies from the vehicle. Bill and Hillary protested, shouting, “Don’t you know who we are?” The unit commander replied, “We know who you aren’t,” while his team shoved the pair into a civilian van and began examining them for clone indicators. Sure enough, both had fallen arches and wore contacts to conceal mismatched eyes. The duo insisted they were “Mrs. and Mr. President Hillary Clinton” and said they had “ransom insurance.” The unit commander asked, “If you’re Bill Clinton, where’s your secret service detail, and why do you have one brown and one blue eye,” to which Bill’s clone responded, “They should be here, and I’ve always worn contacts, so I didn’t look weird.”

“This tells us that clones, during the maturation process, are programmed to explain away differences with the real article, but believe they are the real people. The Marines ‘unalived’ them, bullet to the heads. There was an unfortunate complication. They had to take the driver, who was just an ordinary chauffeur who believed he was picking up and dropping off the Clintons. And he’s detained, screaming bloody murder that he saw us kidnap the Clintons—he didn’t see the clones get shot. So, we’re trying to figure this out,” our source said.

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/cotupacs/status/1632505321104048129

 

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

Big if true.

https://twitter.com/PeImeniPusha/status/1633451831996162048

[benjipwns]

Deanna had a bit of a genre shift in her books:

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/GraduatedBen/status/1634652692688560130

[who is ted danson?]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tartary#Tartaria_conspiracy_theory

 

[benjipwns]

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/SBergsma/status/1636664576543535105

gtfo with the e-Euro and your other monopoly money, we want the guilder back you hag 


maybe doge as an alternative though

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

https://twitter.com/travis_view/status/1636850668781854721

 

[Pissy F Benny]

Being cucked in the dark by toothless simpletons

[benjipwns]

 

WASHINGTON — President Biden told a series of cringe-worthy jokes about his Irish ancestry to mark St. Patrick’s Day, cracking that he’s surprised his distant Irish relatives aren’t “in jail” and that he’s “really not Irish” because he doesn’t drink alcohol.

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

New plane just dropped.

https://twitter.com/TMZ/status/1637182088272044036

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/wartranslated/status/1637421039436038146

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

…

[team filler]

the media wanted trumpy to lose the last election so they could have him on for a 3rd season. if he wins the last one, then he's gone after two terms. now they get to do the whole thing again and get their ratings, plus all the other bullshit where they make themselves out to be heroes for calling trump an asshole or whatever. he's the best thing that ever happened to those mainstream media clowns 

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/CatchUpNetwork/status/1638978350281789440

[james]

Racist AI only makes white cops

[team filler]

the reee admins all have secret accounts here 


it's like when the gaming press all used to post on gaf because their own forums sucked so bad 

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/gatewaypundit/status/1639402822679822338