April 28th : Alex Jones ranted for a dozen minutes about how, when civilization collapses and despite having stocked years worth of bucket food he's selling, he is totally eating his neighbors (his children can't go hungry !). He already made plans on how to hang their bodies to quarter (for his kids !). He'll tell his daughter it's a cow that went astray (for his kids !). Every study shows you go cannibal after 14 days ! Of course he'll try to dig up the globalists from their bunkers and eat them but honesty is his superpower : don't cross his path in the post-apocalypse because he'll barbecue leftists flat and eat your ass (his words) (for his kids !). But it's OK, he said for the attention of the courts that he is joking.
Then he faked cry about abortions, his guilt about the twenty he was a part of, and how the leftists were due for divine comeuppance.
He was about to pass off the mic to Paul Joseph Watson for the final part of his show but actually still had a full hour to fill before the substitution.
Caller : Mr Jones, are we gonna survive this tyranny ?
Jones : No. We're going to die. But our spirits will survive brother.
Edit : Oh god, after that he had a picture of his daughter full screen and he fake cried more. Alex is fucked up. More than usual.
Edit 2 : Jones also say that Trump might be the smartest person on Earth. He's a full spectrum savant.
