How do I win the heart of a weeaboo girl?

[Atramental]

The chick cosplays as anime characters and looks like a cuter version of Veruca James ().

Also, she's going to be at a friends birthday party, that I'm going to, this coming Friday.

HALP

*drinks another malbec bottle like it's going out of style*

[StealthFan]

Don't talk about anime.

[Great Rumbler]

Fill your room with anime figures and wall scrolls, casually mention that you appreciate the artistry of Japanese animation.

[Atramental]

Oh, and I just got this book in the mail and started reading it:



It's pretty good, brehs.

[nudemacusers]

The chick cosplays as anime characters

if you are over the age of 25 this should be your reaction

[StealthFan]

Our boy isn't over 25 tho He needs to tap that onion booty so he can stop being a quarter-life virgin.

[Atramental]

The chick cosplays as anime characters

if you are over the age of 25 this should be your reaction

But she's super sugoi and kawaii, nudemacuser-senpai. 

I don't care if I have to watch hundreds of episodes of sailor moon to get it wet.

[Atramental]

Ask her if End of Evangelion is art

FUCK. That's perfect. I'm totally doing this.

[Joe Molotov]

Tell her that End of Evangelion is art

[recursivelyenumerable]

do you have to use all 92 of the tricks to achieve product-market fit?

[Atramental]

Tell her that End of Evangelion is art

EVEN BETTER!

do you have to use all 92 of the tricks to achieve product-market fit?

The author right off the bat starts with 8 stellar tricks. I'm most likely going to use those 8.

So, to answer your question: nope.

[D3RANG3D]

Buy her some Pocky.

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Say, hey baby if I buy you some nachos will you put out?

[close]

[Kara]

Casually mispronounce "hentai."

[Joe Molotov]

also, pics or gtfo

[Atramental]

Err...

Check your PMs, Joe.

[thisismyusername]

Err...

Check your PMs, Joe.

Not putting the links behind hide tags.

In any case, don't freak out. Make jokes if you have common interests. Ask her questions, answer her questions. Simple, really. You just have to be charming.

Don't talk about the voices in your head, though. That's the big thing, dude, for you.

[Atramental]

Err...

Check your PMs, Joe.

Not putting the links behind hide tags.

I don't want this to bite me in the ass later on. 

[recursivelyenumerable]

Tell her that End of Evangelion is art

EVEN BETTER!

do you have to use all 92 of the tricks to achieve product-market fit?

The author right off the bat starts with 8 stellar tricks. I'm most likely going to use those 8.

So, to answer your question: nope.

Have you read the whole book yet though? If 8 were enough, why would there even be a need for the other 84? I bet it's one of those situations where there is some non-obvious gap in the 8, something that seems really minor, like the problem feels like it's already 99% solved, but when you start thinking about the solution you realize the (seeming) last 1% is going to be harder to solve than the 99%, and the partial solution is actually completely useless without it.

[Atramental]

Tell her that End of Evangelion is art

EVEN BETTER!

do you have to use all 92 of the tricks to achieve product-market fit?

The author right off the bat starts with 8 stellar tricks. I'm most likely going to use those 8.

So, to answer your question: nope.

Have you read the whole book yet though? If 8 were enough, why would there even be a need for the other 84? I bet it's one of those situations where there is some non-obvious gap in the 8, something that seems really minor, like the problem feels like it's already 99% solved, but when you start thinking about the solution you realize the (seeming) last 1% is going to be harder to solve than the 99%, and the partial solution is actually completely useless without it.

The first 8 seem to be the core essentials for general/everyday stuff.

The rest seem to be much more specific for certain social contexts.

[nudemacusers]

Err...

Check your PMs, Joe.

Not putting the links behind hide tags.

I don't want this to bite me in the ass later on. 

if it makes you feel better i whipped out my crystal ball and it tells me you're not going to do anything with her so don't fret.

[Joe Molotov]

joechecked

[nudemacusers]

joe(Image removed from quote.)checked

do you have a separate inbox for dick pics or something? I keep sending them like you want but i've yet to be verified. it's been weeks.

[Atramental]

Err...

Check your PMs, Joe.

Not putting the links behind hide tags.

I don't want this to bite me in the ass later on. 

if it makes you feel better i whipped out my crystal ball and it tells me you're not going to do anything with her so don't fret.

Well, she won't be the only single weeaboo girl at this party so... 

[Joe Molotov]

joe(Image removed from quote.)checked

do you have a separate inbox for dick pics or something? I keep sending them like you want but i've yet to be verified. it's been weeks.

I'm busy reviewing them...in the bathroom...while I'm doing bathroom stuff. DON'T COME IN HERE!

[nudemacusers]

Err...

Check your PMs, Joe.

Not putting the links behind hide tags.

I don't want this to bite me in the ass later on. 

if it makes you feel better i whipped out my crystal ball and it tells me you're not going to do anything with her so don't fret.

Well, she won't be the only single weeaboo girl at this party so... 

zero times any number is still zero

[Atramental]

Err...

Check your PMs, Joe.

Not putting the links behind hide tags.

I don't want this to bite me in the ass later on. 

if it makes you feel better i whipped out my crystal ball and it tells me you're not going to do anything with her so don't fret.

Well, she won't be the only single weeaboo girl at this party so... 

zero times any number is still zero

[nudemacusers]

but just think, even a fraction puts you on the board!

[Joe Molotov]

but just think, even a fraction puts you on the board!

Like if he just puts in the tip?

[thisismyusername]

But really though, here's a good starter. Though maybe not in the way I phrase it. You want to lead into it so it doesn't seem creepy/stalker-ish.

"So, I heard you're into anime. I've seen Cowboy Bebop (or Samurai Champloo or whatever you HAVE actually seen). What do you think of it?" (Her answering here) "(Questions on anime or getting her opinion on stuff here)"

NOTE though: That only works if 1) you actually have an interest in anime/will check her recommendations out and get back to her and 2) you have a semi-knowledge of some anime so you can have a conversation starter before turning it outwards to another subject or whatever.
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I don't know if you have social anxiety like most of the internet ( ) but a good starting place if you aren't on a deadline (like you're making yourself here) would be to go a social group/club or even look on meetup/Google/et. al. for social anxiety or just social groups to force yourself into conversations and get better at it. That's the basic thing with "woo"ing people.

[Van Cruncheon]

can i be real? you do NOT want a weeaboo girl. EVER.

please understand

+ = ERY TIME. ERY TIME.

[king of the internet]

Top 12 Anime Characters That Embody Positive PUA / Gentleman Qualities

[Joe Molotov]

Top 12 Anime Characters That Embody Positive PUA / Gentleman Qualities

Master Roshi?

[Kara]

Great thread. Friday night crew delivering.

[king of the internet]

Top 12 Anime Characters That Embody Positive PUA / Gentleman Qualities

Master Roshi?

Did you even read the full article? 

At the core, Roshi is very wise and kind-hearted most of the time. A man who never forgets the joys of the female is a man who lives a long time.

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the joys of the female....

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[Yeti]

I have to admit, I thought that Ferengi emote was going to be pretty useless, but we seem to be getting a lot of good mileage out of it.

[nachobro]

 

[Van Cruncheon]

the delta between

"golly, she actually GETS the metatextuality of steins;gate"

and

"golly, she's a neurotic codependent with frequent psychotic breaks"

can only be accurately measured in terms of quantum frequencies

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ask bebpo

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[Van Cruncheon]

i mean, you MAY get lucky and score a vularai with blue hair and perky titties but she'll also spend more time quoting deathnote while you grunt out a struggle spurt

[toku]

I believe in you Atra!

[I'm a Puppy!]

Tell her she makes your heart go "doki doki"

[Kara]

It's pretty fun dating an . I mean there's all sorts of bad things that come with the territory, but it's not like I can rest on a throne of success like Drinky can that empowers me to malign s.

What did Eduwardu-kun and Alphonse Elric teach us? In order to obtain or create something, something of equal value must be lost or destroyed.

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

weeaboo chicks have issues. avoid

[OnlyRegret]

Top 12 Anime Characters That Embody Positive PUA / Gentleman Qualities

...
Talk about scraping that barrel

[Nibel]

Dress up as Naruto

[archie4208]

Make sure she never sees this thread.

[chronovore]

Just don't act avid. Don't look or smell desperate.

Ask questions and listen to her answers. Show empathy.

[Rufus]

If you get her number your emoticon game needs to be up to par.

[Great Rumbler]

Just don't act avid. Don't look or smell desperate.

Ask questions and listen to her answers. Show empathy.

Thanks for the advice, Dr. Phil.

[chronovore]

Just don't act avid. Don't look or smell desperate.

Ask questions and listen to her answers. Show empathy.

Thanks for the advice, Dr. Phil.

I know this is all obvious advice for most people, but considering his situation it seemed worth mentioning.

It's also doubly worth being genuinely curious about her personality and values when any "cute cosplayer" is going to have most men just trying to get into her Faye-Valentine-themed pants.

[Purrp Skirrp]

Be handsome, charasmatic, confident, and make her laugh. Ez.

Honestly though, whenever I concoct scenarios in my head then shit rarely pans out. I do best with women when I'm not trying to overly impress them or win their hearts. Think it has to do with giving off better vibes like seeming content with yourself and not being wizardly desperate. You want to seem enticing to be around, and you do that by being fun, warm, and empathetic with others (smile and listen). Don't drown yourself in self imposed pressure or expectations, unless you like anxiety and self sabatoging things.

I know tha struggle; it's hard to be laid back when you so badly want some of dat ass

Also, I wouldn't even be worried about this girl until something more serious is established. Go to the party just to meet people and have fun. You can't really plan this shit.

BTW I just farted on my girl so take that as you will

[Purrp Skirrp]

Oh and good luck dude. Regardless of what happens, view the entire thing as an experience, as something to learn from. Life isn't black or white; you're not winning or losing, just living.

[Atramental]

 

[Madrun Badrun]

I found the the key to getting girls to like you is being good looking and lying a lot.  Also eye contact, smiling, and the implication of being on a boat. 

[Huff]

Just blackout and hope you wake up in bed with her. Or anyone

[Van Cruncheon]

do some time in a mac/mupepe sandwich. you'll discover things about yourself.

#dumpsterlessons

[El Babua]

Get on that neg train breh

"Anime is pretty garbage. Let's make out."

[nudemacusers]

do some time in a mac/mupepe sandwich. you'll discover things about yourself.

#dumpsterlessons

let me show you the dirt road to nirvana

[Shadow Mod]

[Atramental]

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*5 years later after wearing that shirt*

[Mr Gilhaney]

Could always try sending a photo of your cock