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Re: Subway's Jared Eats Fresh
« Reply #120 on: August 01, 2015, 10:39:10 PM »
umm pretty sure the worst thing you can call someone is Republican.

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Re: Subway's Jared Eats Fresh
« Reply #121 on: August 01, 2015, 10:54:19 PM »
I don't count the French cause no one but the French count the French. 

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Re: Subway's Jared Eats Fresh
« Reply #122 on: August 02, 2015, 01:30:52 AM »
I'm a total degenerate who eats too much fast food but are we actually discussing the reasoning of eating it because of this fuck?

Good thing is I heard about Which Wich which gives me something new to try. I did say I was a total degenerate.

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Re: Subway's Jared Eats Fresh
« Reply #123 on: August 02, 2015, 08:08:53 AM »
Subway is horrible.  :yuck

Each time I've made the mistake of having it my ass has paid the price the next day.   :trash

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Re: Subway's Jared Eats Fresh
« Reply #124 on: August 02, 2015, 08:57:57 AM »
Each time I've made the mistake of having it my ass has paid the price the next day.   :trash

Don't blame Subway for that, honey.  :letsfukk
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Re: Subway's Jared Eats Fresh
« Reply #125 on: August 02, 2015, 11:18:10 AM »
Each time I've made the mistake of having it my ass has paid the price the next day.   :trash

Don't blame Subway for that, honey.  :letsfukk

I knew it was coming but I still posted that.   :stahp

To be honest I think a dick up my ass would be way more pleasurable than eating at Subway.

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Re: Subway's Jared Eats Fresh
« Reply #126 on: August 02, 2015, 11:24:34 AM »
Each time I've made the mistake of having it my ass has paid the price the next day.   :trash

Don't blame Subway for that, honey.  :letsfukk

I knew it was coming but I still posted that.   :stahp

To be honest I think a dick up my ass would be way more pleasurable than eating at Subway.
next time you're gonna get subway, call me instead :cody
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Re: Subway's Jared Eats Fresh
« Reply #127 on: August 02, 2015, 12:14:22 PM »
mac's $5 footlong special  :whew
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Re: Subway's Jared Eats Fresh
« Reply #128 on: August 02, 2015, 12:52:38 PM »
best when you order it with double meat
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Re: Subway's Jared Eats Fresh
« Reply #129 on: August 02, 2015, 03:27:58 PM »
Guys, 16 is legal in many states. By definition he is not a pedophile. He is a ebebioanimuphile. It's entirely different and I'm offended that you would denigrate his name like this. Like calling someone a racist, calling someone a pedophile is one of the worst things you can do to another person.

Man I can't believe how many people on the net are ready to run with this for real.
Like listen here, she's not 15 she's 16. Because by the letter of the law you can fuck a 16 year old with consent. They consented to sex! And he tipped her with a C note. What's wrong with that?
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Re: Subway's Jared Eats Fresh
« Reply #130 on: August 04, 2015, 06:29:57 PM »
I can't tell if we're being double-reverse trolled by Studyguy or not.

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Re: Subway's Jared Eats Fresh
« Reply #131 on: August 05, 2015, 09:07:51 AM »
Each time I've made the mistake of having it my ass has paid the price the next day.   :trash

Don't blame Subway for that, honey.  :letsfukk

I knew it was coming but I still posted that.   :stahp

To be honest I think a dick up my ass would be way more pleasurable than eating at Subway.
next time you're gonna get subway, call me instead :cody


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Re: Subway's Jared Eats Fresh
« Reply #132 on: August 08, 2015, 11:52:25 AM »
Had some yesterday and went back today but the oven was broken so I walked away.  You know what they say, if the stove has no heat, she aint ready to eat. 

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« Reply #133 on: August 10, 2015, 04:37:26 PM »
Gave in to my desires today even though the oven was still broken.  Buns that soft felt so wrong yet pretty good. 

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Re: Subway's Jared Eats Fresh
« Reply #134 on: August 18, 2015, 04:41:55 PM »
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« Reply #135 on: August 18, 2015, 06:00:50 PM »
So we still don't know if he actually did anything but he's losing jobs left and right?

He's going to plead guilty so...:

FOX59 has confirmed Jared Fogle, the former Subway spokesman, is expected to plead guilty to possession of child pornography charges.

Sources say Fogle will accept a plea deal Wednesday. The U.S. Attorney’s Office will hold a press conference tomorrow afternoon to discuss the deal and charges against Fogle.

Fogle’s attorney, Ron Elberger, had no comment in regards to the plea deal. He said any information regarding the charges would come from the attorney’s office. Elberger did say Fogle’s suspension with Subway continues.
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Re: Subway's Jared Eats Fresh
« Reply #136 on: August 18, 2015, 06:02:31 PM »
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Re: Subway's Jared Eats Fresh
« Reply #137 on: August 18, 2015, 06:07:25 PM »
Big Burger won. Hope McMerica is ready for a thousand years of darkness without breadwiches.

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Re: Subway's Jared Eats Fresh
« Reply #138 on: August 18, 2015, 06:08:58 PM »
Big Burger won. Hope McMerica is ready for a thousand years of darkness without breadwiches.

In America a burger is a breadwich. :usacry

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« Reply #139 on: August 18, 2015, 06:26:36 PM »
Big Burger won. Hope McMerica is ready for a thousand years of darkness without breadwiches.


Lets be real tho, this is happening backwards atm. iirc McDonalds is hemorrhaging cash and BK is making stacks.
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Re: Subway's Jared Eats Fresh
« Reply #140 on: August 18, 2015, 06:51:17 PM »
Is he pleading guilty to a crime or is he pleading guilty to society's biased view on alleged crimes.

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« Reply #141 on: August 18, 2015, 08:00:46 PM »
Did the FBI even check their AoC spreadsheet before railroading him?
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« Reply #142 on: August 19, 2015, 12:32:19 PM »
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Re: Subway's Jared Eats Fresh
« Reply #143 on: August 19, 2015, 02:09:23 PM »
Dude had terabytes of awful awful shit


Fuck him
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« Reply #144 on: August 19, 2015, 02:24:20 PM »
Terrible. Also, the thread title really disturbs me. Just sayin'.
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« Reply #145 on: August 19, 2015, 02:45:06 PM »
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Re: Subway's Jared Eats Fresh
« Reply #146 on: August 19, 2015, 02:45:44 PM »
How does someone only get 5-12 years for financing a child pornography ring?

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« Reply #147 on: August 19, 2015, 02:49:05 PM »
How does someone only get 5-12 years for financing a child pornography ring?

Probably whatever he agreed to in the plea deal.
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Re: Subway's Jared Eats Fresh
« Reply #148 on: August 19, 2015, 02:50:39 PM »
I don't know how to say it without coming off a bit plain but what the fuck at sex crimes of this nature not being automatic prison for life situations.

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« Reply #149 on: August 19, 2015, 02:53:40 PM »
It's also refreshing to see how quiet the GAF thread has been about it.
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Re: Subway's Jared Eats Fresh
« Reply #150 on: August 19, 2015, 02:54:07 PM »
I don't know how to say it without coming off a bit plain but what the fuck at sex crimes of this nature not being automatic prison for life situations.

Maybe he gave up other names/helped take down another child porn network. Not that I'm cool with him serving so little time of course, but I'm guessing that's the reason.
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Re: Subway's Jared Eats Fresh
« Reply #151 on: August 19, 2015, 02:54:38 PM »
Nihilist Arby's weighed in:

All minors either get fucked by that guy from @subway, or the relentless persistence of time. Or both. Eat Arbys, for life is bleak.
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Re: Subway's Jared Eats Fresh
« Reply #152 on: August 19, 2015, 02:55:46 PM »
Maybe he told the prosecution his real dieting secret in the plea. 

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« Reply #153 on: August 19, 2015, 02:56:30 PM »
I don't know how to say it without coming off a bit plain but what the fuck at sex crimes of this nature not being automatic prison for life situations.

Maybe he gave up other names/helped take down another child porn network. Not that I'm cool with him serving so little time of course, but I'm guessing that's the reason.

This makes sense but I'm still disgusted at the whole thing. I tend to forget how bullshit laws are and then this happens and I'm reminded MJ possession can you net you a longer sentence than raping children.

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« Reply #154 on: August 19, 2015, 02:57:06 PM »
This is what the subway diet does to people.
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« Reply #155 on: August 19, 2015, 03:09:57 PM »
It's really interesting how pedophilia is being talked about now. I'm reading an article on this and there's "Fogle also will seek help for his medical condition." I have never seen anyone try to maintain pedophilia is a condition that can be treated in such a manner before.
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Re: Subway's Jared Eats Fresh
« Reply #156 on: August 19, 2015, 03:12:35 PM »
The dude pretty much exemplifies the whole problem of CP since he funded it, acquired it and when that wasn't enough tried to get sex from younger and younger individuals. Kind of shits on the whole "let them have their porn" huh?  "Condition." Let's take pity on the fucking child rapist asshole. God damnit.

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« Reply #157 on: August 19, 2015, 03:33:29 PM »
When Jared found out what the chap at his foundation was doing he didn't turn him in but instead demanded pornography of the victim. This went on for 4 years and had escalated to at least 12 victims. Good grief.

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« Reply #158 on: August 19, 2015, 03:34:55 PM »
It's really interesting how pedophilia is being talked about now. I'm reading an article on this and there's "Fogle also will seek help for his medical condition." I have never seen anyone try to maintain pedophilia is a condition that can be treated in such a manner before.

Pretty sure that's the scientific consensus by now. Not that it can be "healed", but that it has to be dealt with.

Over here in Germany you can actually find ads targeting pedophiles looking for help/therapy. Basically the idea is "We know you can't help it, but we have to find a way for you to never act on it", I guess.

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« Reply #159 on: August 19, 2015, 03:38:21 PM »
It's really interesting how pedophilia is being talked about now. I'm reading an article on this and there's "Fogle also will seek help for his medical condition." I have never seen anyone try to maintain pedophilia is a condition that can be treated in such a manner before.

Pretty sure that's the scientific consensus by now. Not that it can be "healed", but that it has to be dealt with.

Over here in Germany you can actually find ads targeting pedophiles looking for help/therapy. Basically the idea is "We know you can't help it, but we have to find a way for you to never act on it", I guess.

I wonder if such ads would ever air in America. And yeah, I figured that was the science consensus, but even the ARTICLE parsed it as "he needs treatment" which is really different from how the media treats pedophiles who operate child porn rings.
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« Reply #160 on: August 19, 2015, 03:43:18 PM »
It's really interesting how pedophilia is being talked about now. I'm reading an article on this and there's "Fogle also will seek help for his medical condition." I have never seen anyone try to maintain pedophilia is a condition that can be treated in such a manner before.

Pretty sure that's the scientific consensus by now. Not that it can be "healed", but that it has to be dealt with.

Over here in Germany you can actually find ads targeting pedophiles looking for help/therapy. Basically the idea is "We know you can't help it, but we have to find a way for you to never act on it", I guess.

I wonder if such ads would ever air in America. And yeah, I figured that was the science consensus, but even the ARTICLE parsed it as "he needs treatment" which is really different from how the media treats pedophiles who operate child porn rings.

Well, in Fogle's case, he's actually acted on it in several ways, so there's no excuses for him.

Found one of the ads, btw. The tag line is something like "Not becoming an offender".


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Re: Subway's Jared Eats Fresh
« Reply #161 on: August 19, 2015, 03:44:04 PM »
Wouldn't be shocked at all if there's a pedo civil rights movement in 10 years.

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« Reply #162 on: August 19, 2015, 03:48:03 PM »
I think someone is well beyond needing treatment after they've raped children and abetted the making/distribution of child pornography. Why even waste your time and efforts on that piece of shit. The fact that we can't just toss him in a cell for the rest of his life is pure horseshit. The amount of damage done is unconscionable and this sick fucking bastard will get to be free at some point? It's a gross injustice.

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« Reply #163 on: August 19, 2015, 03:50:23 PM »
Wouldn't be shocked at all if there's a pedo civil rights movement in 10 years.

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Of course "civil rights" is the completely wrong term, but I do think that we'll see changes in the way they'll be handled. What would you rather have, people being in therapy or people that are dealing with their urges on their own and essentially being a time bomb?

Somewhat related, but I wonder how things will progress on all things psycho-/sociopathy.

I think someone is well beyond needing treatment after they've raped children and abetted the making/distribution of child pornography. Why even waste your time and efforts on that piece of shit. The fact that we can't just toss him in a cell for the rest of his life is pure horseshit. The amount of damage done is unconscionable and this sick fucking bastard will get to be free at some point? It's a gross injustice.

Well, obviously.

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« Reply #164 on: August 19, 2015, 03:53:51 PM »
I think someone is well beyond needing treatment after they've raped children and abetted the making/distribution of child pornography. Why even waste your time and efforts on that piece of shit. The fact that we can't just toss him in a cell for the rest of his life is pure horseshit. The amount of damage done is unconscionable and this sick fucking bastard will get to be free at some point? It's a gross injustice.

Well, obviously.

It isn't obvious enough for society since it's tacitly tolerated behavior when the perpetrators are slapped on the wrist. Or that there's a statute of limitations on the crimes. 10 years went by, guess you didn't rape those people!

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« Reply #165 on: August 19, 2015, 04:03:52 PM »
Wouldn't be shocked at all if there's a pedo civil rights movement in 10 years.

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« Reply #166 on: August 19, 2015, 04:24:41 PM »
Wouldn't be shocked at all if there's a pedo civil rights movement in 10 years.

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« Reply #167 on: August 19, 2015, 04:43:23 PM »
PD have you heard the good word of the ancient greeks? 

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« Reply #171 on: August 19, 2015, 08:29:27 PM »
I still believe he's innocent.
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« Reply #172 on: August 19, 2015, 08:29:41 PM »
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« Reply #173 on: August 19, 2015, 09:20:17 PM »
Terrible. Also, the thread title really disturbs me. Just sayin'.

It disturbs me, but is also funny, in the same way George Carlin argued that even rape jokes can be funny.

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« Reply #174 on: August 19, 2015, 11:17:52 PM »
I still believe he's innocent.
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Re: Subway's Jared Eats Fresh
« Reply #175 on: August 20, 2015, 03:10:39 AM »
He let me believe that it was possible to lose a bunch of weight without giving up my diet of highly processed, sodium infused American fast food. :american

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« Reply #178 on: August 20, 2015, 11:33:16 AM »
Just a Buck!
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« Reply #179 on: August 20, 2015, 11:47:34 AM »
I still believe he's innocent.
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I have an anime avatar at lots of other places and still say 'Jared pls'. :ufup :trash

I'm just joking, he's totally guilty. Remember when he was like "I'm totally innocent, the FBI didn't find anything!" and people were like "Yeah, he's innocent, stupid FBI!" and now he's pleading guilty to having sex or obtaining nude pix of 14 girls. He's not even fighting that, which means it's probably a lot more than that, that's just what the FBI has him locked down on.
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