Subway's Jared Eats Fresh

[Kara]

umm pretty sure the worst thing you can call someone is Republican.

Sure thing, Charles de Bonchamps.

[Madrun Badrun]

I don't count the French cause no one but the French count the French. 

[brawndolicious]

I'm a total degenerate who eats too much fast food but are we actually discussing the reasoning of eating it because of this fuck?

Good thing is I heard about Which Wich which gives me something new to try. I did say I was a total degenerate.

[Vertigo]

Subway is horrible. 

Each time I've made the mistake of having it my ass has paid the price the next day.   

[Joe Molotov]

Each time I've made the mistake of having it my ass has paid the price the next day.   

Don't blame Subway for that, honey. 

[Vertigo]

Each time I've made the mistake of having it my ass has paid the price the next day.   

Don't blame Subway for that, honey. 

I knew it was coming but I still posted that.   

To be honest I think a dick up my ass would be way more pleasurable than eating at Subway.

[nudemacusers]

Each time I've made the mistake of having it my ass has paid the price the next day.   

Don't blame Subway for that, honey. 

I knew it was coming but I still posted that.   

To be honest I think a dick up my ass would be way more pleasurable than eating at Subway.

next time you're gonna get subway, call me instead

[Joe Molotov]

mac's $5 footlong special 

[Huff]

best when you order it with double meat

[studyguy]

Guys, 16 is legal in many states. By definition he is not a pedophile. He is a ebebioanimuphile. It's entirely different and I'm offended that you would denigrate his name like this. Like calling someone a racist, calling someone a pedophile is one of the worst things you can do to another person.

Man I can't believe how many people on the net are ready to run with this for real.
Like listen here, she's not 15 she's 16. Because by the letter of the law you can fuck a 16 year old with consent. They consented to sex! And he tipped her with a C note. What's wrong with that?
 

It's only a matter of time till we find out the entire cast of the muppets were running an underground sex trafficking ring or that Mr. Rogers was a white supremicist or some shit. This year has been ridiculous

[chronovore]

I can't tell if we're being double-reverse trolled by Studyguy or not.

[pilonv1]

Each time I've made the mistake of having it my ass has paid the price the next day.   

Don't blame Subway for that, honey. 

I knew it was coming but I still posted that.   

To be honest I think a dick up my ass would be way more pleasurable than eating at Subway.

next time you're gonna get subway, call me instead

[Madrun Badrun]

Had some yesterday and went back today but the oven was broken so I walked away.  You know what they say, if the stove has no heat, she aint ready to eat. 

[Madrun Badrun]

Gave in to my desires today even though the oven was still broken.  Buns that soft felt so wrong yet pretty good. 

[Great Rumbler]

[Great Rumbler]

So we still don't know if he actually did anything but he's losing jobs left and right?

He's going to plead guilty so...:

FOX59 has confirmed Jared Fogle, the former Subway spokesman, is expected to plead guilty to possession of child pornography charges.

Sources say Fogle will accept a plea deal Wednesday. The U.S. Attorney’s Office will hold a press conference tomorrow afternoon to discuss the deal and charges against Fogle.

Fogle’s attorney, Ron Elberger, had no comment in regards to the plea deal. He said any information regarding the charges would come from the attorney’s office. Elberger did say Fogle’s suspension with Subway continues.

[CatsCatsCats]

[Kara]

Big Burger won. Hope McMerica is ready for a thousand years of darkness without breadwiches.

[D3RANG3D]

Big Burger won. Hope McMerica is ready for a thousand years of darkness without breadwiches.

In America a burger is a breadwich.

[studyguy]

Big Burger won. Hope McMerica is ready for a thousand years of darkness without breadwiches.

Lets be real tho, this is happening backwards atm. iirc McDonalds is hemorrhaging cash and BK is making stacks.

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BK stackers
 

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[Phoenix Dark]

Is he pleading guilty to a crime or is he pleading guilty to society's biased view on alleged crimes.

 

[Joe Molotov]

Did the FBI even check their AoC spreadsheet before railroading him?

[Robo]

I still believe he's innocent.

lol

[TakingBackSunday]

Dude had terabytes of awful awful shit


Fuck him

[Mr. Gundam]

Terrible. Also, the thread title really disturbs me. Just sayin'.

[Phoenix Dark]

I still believe he's innocent.

[Shadow Mod]

How does someone only get 5-12 years for financing a child pornography ring?

[Mr. Gundam]

How does someone only get 5-12 years for financing a child pornography ring?

Probably whatever he agreed to in the plea deal.

[Shadow Mod]

I don't know how to say it without coming off a bit plain but what the fuck at sex crimes of this nature not being automatic prison for life situations.

[Mr. Gundam]

It's also refreshing to see how quiet the GAF thread has been about it.

[Phoenix Dark]

I don't know how to say it without coming off a bit plain but what the fuck at sex crimes of this nature not being automatic prison for life situations.

Maybe he gave up other names/helped take down another child porn network. Not that I'm cool with him serving so little time of course, but I'm guessing that's the reason.

[Human Snorenado]

Nihilist Arby's weighed in:

All minors either get fucked by that guy from @subway, or the relentless persistence of time. Or both. Eat Arbys, for life is bleak.

[Madrun Badrun]

Maybe he told the prosecution his real dieting secret in the plea. 

[Shadow Mod]

I don't know how to say it without coming off a bit plain but what the fuck at sex crimes of this nature not being automatic prison for life situations.

Maybe he gave up other names/helped take down another child porn network. Not that I'm cool with him serving so little time of course, but I'm guessing that's the reason.

This makes sense but I'm still disgusted at the whole thing. I tend to forget how bullshit laws are and then this happens and I'm reminded MJ possession can you net you a longer sentence than raping children.

[Brehvolution]

This is what the subway diet does to people.

[Himu]

It's really interesting how pedophilia is being talked about now. I'm reading an article on this and there's "Fogle also will seek help for his medical condition." I have never seen anyone try to maintain pedophilia is a condition that can be treated in such a manner before.

[Shadow Mod]

The dude pretty much exemplifies the whole problem of CP since he funded it, acquired it and when that wasn't enough tried to get sex from younger and younger individuals. Kind of shits on the whole "let them have their porn" huh?  "Condition." Let's take pity on the fucking child rapist asshole. God damnit.

[Kara]

When Jared found out what the chap at his foundation was doing he didn't turn him in but instead demanded pornography of the victim. This went on for 4 years and had escalated to at least 12 victims. Good grief.

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I learned this while eating Subway.

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In a Subway.

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[milchs evil twin]

It's really interesting how pedophilia is being talked about now. I'm reading an article on this and there's "Fogle also will seek help for his medical condition." I have never seen anyone try to maintain pedophilia is a condition that can be treated in such a manner before.

Pretty sure that's the scientific consensus by now. Not that it can be "healed", but that it has to be dealt with.

Over here in Germany you can actually find ads targeting pedophiles looking for help/therapy. Basically the idea is "We know you can't help it, but we have to find a way for you to never act on it", I guess.

[Himu]

It's really interesting how pedophilia is being talked about now. I'm reading an article on this and there's "Fogle also will seek help for his medical condition." I have never seen anyone try to maintain pedophilia is a condition that can be treated in such a manner before.

Pretty sure that's the scientific consensus by now. Not that it can be "healed", but that it has to be dealt with.

Over here in Germany you can actually find ads targeting pedophiles looking for help/therapy. Basically the idea is "We know you can't help it, but we have to find a way for you to never act on it", I guess.

I wonder if such ads would ever air in America. And yeah, I figured that was the science consensus, but even the ARTICLE parsed it as "he needs treatment" which is really different from how the media treats pedophiles who operate child porn rings.

[milchs evil twin]

It's really interesting how pedophilia is being talked about now. I'm reading an article on this and there's "Fogle also will seek help for his medical condition." I have never seen anyone try to maintain pedophilia is a condition that can be treated in such a manner before.

Pretty sure that's the scientific consensus by now. Not that it can be "healed", but that it has to be dealt with.

Over here in Germany you can actually find ads targeting pedophiles looking for help/therapy. Basically the idea is "We know you can't help it, but we have to find a way for you to never act on it", I guess.

I wonder if such ads would ever air in America. And yeah, I figured that was the science consensus, but even the ARTICLE parsed it as "he needs treatment" which is really different from how the media treats pedophiles who operate child porn rings.

Well, in Fogle's case, he's actually acted on it in several ways, so there's no excuses for him.

Found one of the ads, btw. The tag line is something like "Not becoming an offender".

[Phoenix Dark]

Wouldn't be shocked at all if there's a pedo civil rights movement in 10 years.

GAF

[Shadow Mod]

I think someone is well beyond needing treatment after they've raped children and abetted the making/distribution of child pornography. Why even waste your time and efforts on that piece of shit. The fact that we can't just toss him in a cell for the rest of his life is pure horseshit. The amount of damage done is unconscionable and this sick fucking bastard will get to be free at some point? It's a gross injustice.

[milchs evil twin]

Wouldn't be shocked at all if there's a pedo civil rights movement in 10 years.

GAF

Of course "civil rights" is the completely wrong term, but I do think that we'll see changes in the way they'll be handled. What would you rather have, people being in therapy or people that are dealing with their urges on their own and essentially being a time bomb?

Somewhat related, but I wonder how things will progress on all things psycho-/sociopathy.

I think someone is well beyond needing treatment after they've raped children and abetted the making/distribution of child pornography. Why even waste your time and efforts on that piece of shit. The fact that we can't just toss him in a cell for the rest of his life is pure horseshit. The amount of damage done is unconscionable and this sick fucking bastard will get to be free at some point? It's a gross injustice.

Well, obviously.

[Shadow Mod]

I think someone is well beyond needing treatment after they've raped children and abetted the making/distribution of child pornography. Why even waste your time and efforts on that piece of shit. The fact that we can't just toss him in a cell for the rest of his life is pure horseshit. The amount of damage done is unconscionable and this sick fucking bastard will get to be free at some point? It's a gross injustice.

Well, obviously.

It isn't obvious enough for society since it's tacitly tolerated behavior when the perpetrators are slapped on the wrist. Or that there's a statute of limitations on the crimes. 10 years went by, guess you didn't rape those people!

[VomKriege]

Wouldn't be shocked at all if there's a pedo civil rights movement in 10 years.

GAF

At last a civil rights movement for which we won't mind police waving the nightsticks.

[brawndolicious]

Wouldn't be shocked at all if there's a pedo civil rights movement in 10 years.

GAF

If you need to horrify yourself...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_Man/Boy_Love_Association

[Madrun Badrun]

PD have you heard the good word of the ancient greeks? 

[ToxicAdam]

Wouldn't be shocked at all if there's a pedo civil rights movement in 10 years.

GAF

If you need to horrify yourself...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_Man/Boy_Love_Association

[Phoenix Dark]

Wouldn't be shocked at all if there's a pedo civil rights movement in 10 years.

GAF

If you need to horrify yourself...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_Man/Boy_Love_Association

god dammit

ughhh

[toku]

[Joe Molotov]

I still believe he's innocent.

[Joe Molotov]

/anime avatar

[chronovore]

Terrible. Also, the thread title really disturbs me. Just sayin'.

It disturbs me, but is also funny, in the same way George Carlin argued that even rape jokes can be funny.

[Trent Dole]

I still believe he's innocent.

/anime avatar

I have an anime avatar at lots of other places and still say 'Jared pls'.

[Kara]

He let me believe that it was possible to lose a bunch of weight without giving up my diet of highly processed, sodium infused American fast food.

[archie4208]

Wouldn't be shocked at all if there's a pedo civil rights movement in 10 years.

GAF

If you need to horrify yourself...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_Man/Boy_Love_Association

He doesn't look like Marlon Brando.

[Phoenix Dark]

[Joe Molotov]

Just a Buck!

[Joe Molotov]

I still believe he's innocent.

/anime avatar

I have an anime avatar at lots of other places and still say 'Jared pls'.

I'm just joking, he's totally guilty. Remember when he was like "I'm totally innocent, the FBI didn't find anything!" and people were like "Yeah, he's innocent, stupid FBI!" and now he's pleading guilty to having sex or obtaining nude pix of 14 girls. He's not even fighting that, which means it's probably a lot more than that, that's just what the FBI has him locked down on.