The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.

[VomKriege]

Not to defend Hello Games but there's a slight air of consumer infantilization in that thread : Anyone applying a bit of skepticism did see through it years ago, regardless of devs going bonkers with the marketing. Would be nice if all games were advertised truthfully at every moment but meanwhile consumers will continue to have to do due diligence.

People that grew up on Molyneux knew, 16 somethings? Dont think so

To be clear (and to answer to mormapope), I'm not absolving them of their responsibility. I can't speak for everyone but people on GAF which are somewhat familiar with gamemaking should all have had doubts that a team of 15 plain couldn't possibly deliver on everything they mentioned. Would have been easier, obviously, if the defense force didn't shut down any argument in the last two years.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=213907374&postcount=883

Imagine spending years of your life working on something, and this is what you get for your efforts...

"Won't someone thinks of the devs ?"

[VomKriege]

With all this furor over a lot of benign stuff, this will probably be one of the last times a non-kickstarter smaller developer updates/openly discusses the evolution and production of their game over time. 'Great'.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=213922644&postcount=1098

Well, shit. How will I know about non-existent features being non-implemented now ?

[agrajag]

Still it could be argued that even a bad game is better than no game 

No Man's Game

Not A Game

[Cerveza mas fina]

There is still Star Citizen 

[agrajag]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=213871404&postcount=10

Frustrating, sobering, disappointing.

I'm still going to put another 6 hours into it when I get home.

This is what Stockholm Syndrome looks like.

[Let's Cyber]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=213915273&postcount=244

The irony, it is killing me

No seriously call the hospita....ugh...

...

[WanderingWind]

Reddit is already turning to Star Citizen as the Next Big Thing. Starting planting your corn now, cause the popcorn is going to be delicious in 5-8 years when it's still not released.

[VomKriege]

Yeah, a NMS like release would be a best case scenario for SC at this point.

[thisismyusername]

I mean the series started out with you being able to dress the main character in nothing but boxer shorts, so I don't get where this "super serious Zombie survival game only plz" came from. I admit DR2 with it's combo-system basically cranked that silliness wayyyy past 11, but it's not like this is some secret the series didn't already have.

[VomKriege]

Frank West covered wars. Serious stuff right here.
Didn't Dead Rising had a subpar Resident Evil plot template anyway ?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=213937719&postcount=1294

Regardless of what has or hasn't been said, has or has not been included in the game, they are currently getting some ridiculous abuse

They've probably been advised by their legal team not to reply to any of it tbh, and It honestly wouldn't surprise me if the police have advised them to stay at home rather than working on updates for the game now.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=213939168&postcount=1308

People aren't going to be happy unless they get answers directly from Sean either, and he's probably neck deep in trying to get this update out to shut the people at Sony up who are in uproar about the amount of issues they've got in their game they've published and piled millions into. Pleasing their investors is what their priority is going to be currently, not replying to attention seeking man-children on the internet.

[Cerveza mas fina]

DR was 100% camp.

[I'm a Puppy!]

So we pretending DR was serious now?

[CatsCatsCats]

I seem to remember my goals including running zombies over with a lawn mower and unlocking a Megaman costume

[Joe Molotov]

It honestly wouldn't surprise me if the police have advised them to stay at home rather than working on updates for the game now.

Gonna start using this excuse at work.

[Dennis]

So we pretending DR was serious now?

Being a war correspondent is pretty serious, so yeah.

[Tasty]

brandonh stanning RE7 so hard I'm worried his tongue is getting rough.

[stufte]

Dead Rising was based on 70's horror schlock. It's not meant to be a serious game... wtf.

Similar to how Saints Row got more fun as the series went on, I approve of this direction. Give me more fun games.

[CatsCatsCats]

SR4

[zomgee]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1264047

ITT: A poster gets banned for having a heated meltdown discussion about how some people don't like how the Dead Rising series is going whole hog into comedy.

Dude went over the top, but I sorta agree in if you want Dead Rising to be serious you can fuck off. Zombie feels subgenre is about as oversaturated as Zombies in pop culture as a whole. So I'd rather have some silly, over the top fun over Capcom attempts at a serious story.

Besides, I always found the first DR to be sillier than sequels in spite of the weapon crafting. So I don't really see where these guys are coming from.

Why can't EVERYTHING be super cereal and realistic... like Resident Evil?

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[Great Rumbler]

DR was 100% camp.

[Momo]

Where the fuck are they going to go with SR5? Ganstas in Space the game? They cant top SR4 on earth really

[Dennis]

SR3 and 4 were shite.

Now SR2...there is your classic.

[stufte]

SR3 and 4 were shite.

Now SR2...there is your classic.

Nah, SR2 is where they started to realize they had something. SR3 they perfected it and SR4 went insane.

[Jansen]

i liked SR3 but 4 was fucking garbage

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=213961779&postcount=347

[Momo]

SR2 ran like garbage, fuck that game

[stufte]

SR2 ran like garbage, fuck that game

Ran great on my 360.

[Momo]

Ran like a fat guy over glass on my PC

[Dennis]

SR2 ran great at 24fps on my PC.

[stufte]

SR2 ran great at 24fps on my PC.

How cinematic!

[thisismyusername]

So we pretending DR was serious now?

Being a war correspondent is pretty serious, so yeah.

[archie4208]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=214005354&postcount=601

[stufte]

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1264884

https://m.

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=214008093&postcount=7

No better right-wing news than your own imagination. Sit in a dark room and imagine away.

Everything you think is true.

[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1264587

Why am I not surprised there's a NeoGAF defense force for creep motherfuckers who jack off on public transit?

[Jansen]

 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

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And in my mind I picture premiumLager looking at that sign, sneering, and wanking away to nothing in particular because fuck the man.

[Great Rumbler]

DR was 100% camp.

Every time I think of DR this song pops into my brain

That's basically the only thing I remember about DR1.

Well, that, and chugging coffee creamer like a madman.

[thisismyusername]

DELET THIS:

Then:

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Now:

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  I should see if there's mental gymnastics going on at GAF about the PS4 power levels for this.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Hey man. I loved FFX it still looks great!....wait a minute...that isn't...

[Jansen]

The game looks so bad I can't believe people are still in denial about how awful it looks. People trying to say it looks better than The Witcher 3

[agrajag]

is that a PS2 gaem

[Am_I_Anonymous]

is that a PS2 gaem

Looks like dreamcast to me

[agrajag]

is that a PS2 gaem

Looks like dreamcast to me

Those trees are straight up Car Vault level

[tiesto]

Why did they even bother making an Xbone edition of the game?

[Jansen]

Because they want to maximize sales

Pretty stupid question tbh

[archie4208]

Yeah.  All that time could've been used on a PC port. 

[Jansen]

It's only a matter of time before a PC version is announced. Gotta sell the ugly editions first

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=214040151&postcount=503

A game about a road trip where you can't even freely control a car

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=214040151&postcount=503

A game about a road trip where you can't even freely control a car

A fantasy based on bullshit.

[Great Rumbler]

You are basically on a fixed track and you have to hold R2 to keep on driving on that fixed track. Whenever an intersection comes up you hold in the direction you want to drive and the game does the rest for you. When you want to make a U-Turn you just press Square and the game automatically does a U-Turn for you. There is no way for you to do this yourself since you can't actually steer away from the road in front of you. Even if there's a huge, long, endless straight in front of you Noctis will not drive with more than what feels like 15 mp/h, no matter how much you just want to race to your next waypoint. This means that driving long distances takes WAY too long with no way to skip to the end (at least in the demo I played), even in Automatic mode. When I hold X to exit the car, they don't immediatly do it but instead drive a few meters further to a predetermint point where the game allows me to stop. After that, the screen turns black and I stand outside of the car.

 

[agrajag]

[zepblackstar]

In the era of GTAV and open worlds good to see FF holding it down to the 8 bit era

[Great Rumbler]

On the other hand, Road Prosecutor/Road Avenger/Road Blaster is totally awesome.

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The original Japanese opening is way better, by the way:

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[mormapope]

You are basically on a fixed track and you have to hold R2 to keep on driving on that fixed track. Whenever an intersection comes up you hold in the direction you want to drive and the game does the rest for you. When you want to make a U-Turn you just press Square and the game automatically does a U-Turn for you. There is no way for you to do this yourself since you can't actually steer away from the road in front of you. Even if there's a huge, long, endless straight in front of you Noctis will not drive with more than what feels like 15 mp/h, no matter how much you just want to race to your next waypoint. This means that driving long distances takes WAY too long with no way to skip to the end (at least in the demo I played), even in Automatic mode. When I hold X to exit the car, they don't immediatly do it but instead drive a few meters further to a predetermint point where the game allows me to stop. After that, the screen turns black and I stand outside of the car.

 

Apparently chocobos are faster and you have complete control over them.

People are also calling the car a character 


EDIT: Ishida continues to be, without a doubt, a top 5 WOAT poster on gaming side. I'd take 50 pages of deranged and broken Creepy Stalker over 10 more bottom of the barrel posts of utter turd that Ishida types out.

[thisismyusername]

That Dusk Golem dude caping hardcore for RE7 with tl;dr posts and PR speak 

He defended Umbrella Corps, that's all you need to know.

[mormapope]

Based on impressions, FFXV could be a interesting and fun game that's incredibly dated and flawed in bunch of ways. For some reason, that can't be the narrative or fate of FFXV.

[thisismyusername]

cue supermarket background noise the main theme of a fantasy game about four dudes on a road trip camping and killing monsters.

Square really missed their chance with

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Not being the main theme. Especially after the Leona Lewis license and the memes. I'm only interested in 15 due to the modern setting and liking 8 because of that mish-mash of sci-fi fantasy. If 15 at least delivers on that sort of aspect, I'll be happy. 13 had the 8 world designer IIRC, but the only "future" area was toward the back-half of the game, otherwise was tunnels/trains and flat grass-lands for the majority of the game. Vastly disappointing.

(I still need to play 10-2, 13-2, and LR... *sigh*)

[mormapope]

Nier Automata being the better game in every regard compared to FFXV while having Platinum styled combat