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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24300 on: August 12, 2016, 03:40:10 PM »
"I'm really disappointed in everything I'm hearing, but I'm buying this anyway.  This whole cycle from announcement to release has been too intriguing not to see what the fuss is about. And I have hopes they will do their damndest to make it better."

buy stuff you think is shit and hope it gets better brehs

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On Steam, you can get a full refund if you play less than 2 hours, though. :hitler
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24301 on: August 12, 2016, 03:40:39 PM »
I really need to get into a the game business.
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« Reply #24302 on: August 12, 2016, 03:42:50 PM »
"I'm really disappointed in everything I'm hearing, but I'm buying this anyway.  This whole cycle from announcement to release has been too intriguing not to see what the fuss is about. And I have hopes they will do their damndest to make it better."

buy stuff you think is shit and hope it gets better brehs

videogame consumers lmao

On Steam, you can get a full refund if you play less than 2 hours, though. :hitler
no wonder the order was a ps4 exclusive  :ohhh
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24303 on: August 12, 2016, 04:00:14 PM »
"I'm really disappointed in everything I'm hearing, but I'm buying this anyway.  This whole cycle from announcement to release has been too intriguing not to see what the fuss is about. And I have hopes they will do their damndest to make it better."

buy stuff you think is shit and hope it gets better brehs

videogame consumers lmao

There are people suffering for you by proxy right now on Twitch. Just turn your head slightly to the right and there is a screen filled with many streams of people who are not having a good time.
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24304 on: August 12, 2016, 04:00:25 PM »

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« Reply #24305 on: August 12, 2016, 04:34:13 PM »
http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=213396945

I think I've just realised that Lime is actually an extremely well executed right wing troll. I'd been wondering since he/she pretended to know nothing of the refugee situation in Calais, but this particular post in this particular thread is just a little too perfect. I'm thinking well scripted long con.

I could see it.

I remember Lime from some years ago and he/she was into hardcore PC games like me and there was no hint of the current Lime persona.
It's just too 'on the nose'. It's such a well crafted caricature I'm actually jealous of the skill.

I think you maybe onto something

I means who posts shit like this in a innocuous Quantum Break thread

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White dude shooting up stuff never seemed particularly impressive to me and after Alan Wake I have no faith in Sam Lake and his team to craft a good story.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=213423606&postcount=68



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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24307 on: August 12, 2016, 05:02:49 PM »

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24308 on: August 12, 2016, 05:07:39 PM »

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« Reply #24309 on: August 12, 2016, 05:19:02 PM »
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Number three please make sure your GFX card is above the min spec. OpenGL 4.5 is required to play No Man's Sky


If the min spec is not suitable to run the game... it isn't a min spec, right ?
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« Reply #24310 on: August 12, 2016, 05:52:35 PM »
If I have to hear "but they worked so hard, you don't know" one more goddamn time, I'm going to scream. A ton of people work really hard on things. Peter Jackson nearly killed himself on The Hobbit movies. Jared Leto goes full method acting and has never once turned in a performance better than your average middle school production of Annie Oakley: The Meanest Bitch Out West. Everybody who has cranked out a game that didn't go through Greenlight has worked really hard, yet we've still got games like Daikatana and Destiny as end results.

Working like, totally hard and stuff, does not denote quality. Sean and Co worked hard on a game? Great. It still failed on nearly every conceivable level and given how much he's lied, I don't believe a single word about how it's totally going to get better. I wanted to have fun with this, but the first time I shot a rock and the rest of it just stood there floating in the mid air, a piece of me died. Surely the spaceship sequence would be better? Nope. Fly an unwieldy vehicle and maybe shoot some rocks. Find another planet, shoot some rocks.

What do you do in No Man's Sky? We finally have an answer. Mostly wish you were playing something better.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24311 on: August 12, 2016, 06:10:42 PM »
OpenGL

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« Reply #24312 on: August 12, 2016, 06:11:25 PM »
A good example of hard work and sacrifice meaning nothing when it comes to quality


Apparently Bullet Ball is now part of the elderly Olympics or something like that at least.
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« Reply #24313 on: August 12, 2016, 06:18:48 PM »
A network analyst on GAF is datamining the online packets of the PC game (already did for PS4, no information on player position is being sent to a server, so it's pretty certain there's no multiplayer at all), but he also found this :

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I think launch may have just overstretched them (massively), to be honest. The NMS.exe file was compiled in the early hours of this morning, on the hostname of a desktop PC. It runs at barely 20fps on my PC (which is beefy, with a GTX 970 graphics card). It also crashed once already.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=213435219&postcount=8254

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« Reply #24314 on: August 12, 2016, 06:21:23 PM »
I spend hours cranking out shitty websites for clients who want to nit pick and change everything and wouldn't know good design if it took a steaming shit in their mouths.

Where's my legions of die hard sycophantic fans that'll suck me off for my hard work, huh?  :maf

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« Reply #24315 on: August 12, 2016, 06:30:05 PM »
I spend hours cranking out shitty websites for clients who want to nit pick and change everything and wouldn't know good design if it took a steaming shit in their mouths.

Where's my legions of die hard sycophantic fans that'll suck me off for my hard work, huh?  :maf

They're there, they're just male. :hitler Give in to your repressed homosex, dude.  :doge

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« Reply #24316 on: August 12, 2016, 06:34:51 PM »
I spend hours cranking out shitty websites for clients who want to nit pick and change everything and wouldn't know good design if it took a steaming shit in their mouths.

Where's my legions of die hard sycophantic fans that'll suck me off for my hard work, huh?  :maf

Maybe spend more time hyping your websites up and letting your clients wait for 4 years, becoming delusional about what they are actually going to get when you're done. When you finally release it to them they'll fall all over themselves to blame gamergate when the website ends up being mediocre.

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« Reply #24317 on: August 12, 2016, 07:01:28 PM »
Though, now that I re-read, the biggest WTF is OpenGL 4.5. :doge

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« Reply #24318 on: August 12, 2016, 07:01:59 PM »
A network analyst on GAF is datamining the online packets of the PC game (already did for PS4, no information on player position is being sent to a server, so it's pretty certain there's no multiplayer at all), but he also found this :

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I think launch may have just overstretched them (massively), to be honest. The NMS.exe file was compiled in the early hours of this morning, on the hostname of a desktop PC. It runs at barely 20fps on my PC (which is beefy, with a GTX 970 graphics card). It also crashed once already.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=213435219&postcount=8254

 :doge

Maybe they only have 10 computers, too.

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« Reply #24319 on: August 12, 2016, 07:41:54 PM »
Though, now that I re-read, the biggest WTF is OpenGL 4.5. :doge
That is the latest version though. Isn't the PS4 API based on it, too? Not surprising they would use its closest relative on PC.

I mean, it's obvious they don't have the resources. They must have skipped PC specific optimization so they could ship this before everybody loses interest.

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« Reply #24320 on: August 12, 2016, 07:43:01 PM »
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« Reply #24321 on: August 12, 2016, 07:45:46 PM »
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« Reply #24323 on: August 12, 2016, 07:55:11 PM »
Though, now that I re-read, the biggest WTF is OpenGL 4.5. :doge
That is the latest version though. Isn't the PS4 API based on it, too? Not surprising they would use its closest relative on PC.

I mean, it's obvious they don't have the resources. They must have skipped PC specific optimization so they could ship this before everybody loses interest.

Yes, but the minimum requirements don't need OpenGL 4.5, most of them didn't ship with that IIRC.

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« Reply #24324 on: August 12, 2016, 08:17:56 PM »
Though, now that I re-read, the biggest WTF is OpenGL 4.5. :doge
That is the latest version though. Isn't the PS4 API based on it, too? Not surprising they would use its closest relative on PC.

I mean, it's obvious they don't have the resources. They must have skipped PC specific optimization so they could ship this before everybody loses interest.

Yes, but the minimum requirements don't need OpenGL 4.5, most of them didn't ship with that IIRC.

Apparently the game came in so raw on PC that the PS4's SDK Libraries are installed and required to run the game. So that's probably the 4.5 requirement that they forgot to tell everyone about.

The emulation scene shat a brick when they saw that and are busy ripping the game apart :doge

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« Reply #24325 on: August 12, 2016, 08:46:07 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1262367

 :marimo

They need to delay it for another year and just remake the combat system from the ground up

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« Reply #24326 on: August 12, 2016, 08:48:40 PM »
Too bad there wasn't a "who cares" option, it might have caused some of them to cry.
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« Reply #24327 on: August 12, 2016, 08:51:00 PM »
They should just rip the combat system out and put FF12's in it's place. Still the best JRPG combat system. :snob

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« Reply #24328 on: August 12, 2016, 09:11:23 PM »
Though, now that I re-read, the biggest WTF is OpenGL 4.5. :doge
That is the latest version though. Isn't the PS4 API based on it, too? Not surprising they would use its closest relative on PC.

I mean, it's obvious they don't have the resources. They must have skipped PC specific optimization so they could ship this before everybody loses interest.

Yes, but the minimum requirements don't need OpenGL 4.5, most of them didn't ship with that IIRC.

Apparently the game came in so raw on PC that the PS4's SDK Libraries are installed and required to run the game. So that's probably the 4.5 requirement that they forgot to tell everyone about.

The emulation scene shat a brick when they saw that and are busy ripping the game apart :doge

Oh, no. Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse.
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
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« Reply #24330 on: August 12, 2016, 11:17:59 PM »
I'd rather play Gazillionaire than NMS

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« Reply #24331 on: August 13, 2016, 12:03:31 AM »

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« Reply #24332 on: August 13, 2016, 01:51:30 AM »
ITT: people are disgusted that Jill Stein isn't all that different policy wise from their yasqueen. http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1262460&page=1

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« Reply #24333 on: August 13, 2016, 02:35:27 AM »
I tried to experience No Many's Sky high but I somehow got stuck in space and eventually gave up  :fbm

Before that I did find a green planet with a lot of blobs of iron to shoot at with lasers.  :jawalrus

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« Reply #24334 on: August 13, 2016, 03:15:46 AM »
Apparently the game came in so raw on PC that the PS4's SDK Libraries are installed and required to run the game. So that's probably the 4.5 requirement that they forgot to tell everyone about.

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One of my friends managed to extract the game files already on PC. No file or folder references to MP at all. There is seemingly only one player model inside the characters folder as well plainly called "player" (at least for the body). There is quite a bit of fascinating random stuff in there though, like a Half Life 2 logo (wut), old prototyping stuff they did on PS3/360 and Orbis (PS4 codename) and assets for the E3 2015 demo. It also has a nice array of animal body parts in there confirming that real life animals such as cows, cats and buffalos were used to generate the procedural alien ones.

Will update more on this with pics if I can.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24336 on: August 13, 2016, 10:34:06 AM »
ITT: people are disgusted that Jill Stein isn't all that different policy wise from their yasqueen. http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1262460&page=1

Found A_I_A's account: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=213483678&postcount=223

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« Reply #24337 on: August 13, 2016, 10:39:39 AM »
ITT: people are disgusted that Jill Stein isn't all that different policy wise from their yasqueen. http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1262460&page=1

Found A_I_A's account: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=213483678&postcount=223

I would have bought it too minus that shitty Yoshi avatar.
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« Reply #24338 on: August 13, 2016, 11:48:48 AM »
special fellow about the camera system of a 15 year old game brehs

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« Reply #24339 on: August 13, 2016, 02:07:35 PM »
ITT: people are disgusted that Jill Stein isn't all that different policy wise from their yasqueen. http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1262460&page=1

except she is??

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« Reply #24340 on: August 13, 2016, 02:28:19 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1262595

I really want to post:

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At one point in a bar a girl who didn’t speak any English came up to me and started flirting heavily, then went straight into asking me to buy her a drink, as Itxaka translated when I didn’t know what the hell was going on. I laughed, because drinks here were all of two Euros, but consented and then grabbed her ass hard to show that I wasn’t being taken advantage of, and she thought better of treating me as a mark and left without taking her drink.

But you know Evilore would be insta-triggered.

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« Reply #24341 on: August 13, 2016, 02:35:40 PM »
Jill Stein is more in line with the GAF consensus but you got to be YAAAASSSS QUEEN or else you'll get banned.
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« Reply #24342 on: August 13, 2016, 03:46:26 PM »

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« Reply #24343 on: August 13, 2016, 04:00:29 PM »
everyone breaks
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« Reply #24344 on: August 13, 2016, 04:04:05 PM »
everyone breaks
and afterward many are strong in the broken places

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« Reply #24345 on: August 13, 2016, 04:08:32 PM »
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« Reply #24346 on: August 13, 2016, 04:37:43 PM »
http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=213498957

That "can afford a new videogame" privelege

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« Reply #24347 on: August 13, 2016, 04:39:34 PM »
everyone breaks
Stare into the abyss, and so on.

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« Reply #24348 on: August 13, 2016, 05:21:42 PM »
everyone breaks
and afterward many are strong in the broken places

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« Reply #24351 on: August 13, 2016, 07:17:50 PM »
Stump, when you finally get sick of GAF and decide to hang up your mod badge you always have a place at The Bore.  :rejoice


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« Reply #24353 on: August 13, 2016, 07:43:08 PM »
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« Reply #24355 on: August 13, 2016, 07:55:24 PM »
Has anyone brought up Electric distinguished mentally-challenged fellow (  :nsfanyone ) in that web comic thread?  :doge

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« Reply #24357 on: August 13, 2016, 09:19:13 PM »
Has anyone brought up Electric distinguished mentally-challenged fellow (  :nsfanyone ) in that web comic thread?  :doge

I think so, but most folks are focusing on bad alt-right webcomics.

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« Reply #24358 on: August 14, 2016, 02:08:29 AM »
 People complain about the alt-right, but why does no one talk about the ultra prog-left?   They've been pushing further into ultra regressive left techno-punk territory, which is dangerous for everyone. 

The ultra regressive left techno-punks will no doubt transition into hyperpunk scat-mongers, and once the scat-mongers gain power it is just a matter of time before the hypno-scat/regressive left fusion will take hold.  And well, I don't need to tell you what happens after that.  History is full of a myriad of hypno-scat demagogues.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #24359 on: August 14, 2016, 02:27:18 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1262733

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1262712

Not to stan for a corporation, but a lot of Gaffers have a really weird understanding of intellectual property laws.
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