It's unlikely that Count Dookkake's sister had sex with Evilore but he absolutely did hook Evilore up with party connections in Austin. It's probably where he met his ex who was a former Miss Texas contestant.
So if you want to know why Count Dookkake is able to get away with whatever on NeoGAF, that's why. To be fair, NeoGAF is nothing more than Evilore's fiefdom; keep that in mind the next time gaffers are sucking their own dicks about how enlightened a forum NeoGAF is.