The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.

[tiesto]

Though, video game themed burlesque and strip clubs would be the shit. Like I just want some chick undressing as Faith and I am set.

I'm almost positive there are cons with cosplay burlesque events...

"burlesque" is a dog whistle for fat girls

Well, you know me...

[Sausage]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1189892

The woman went to see the Chippendales tonight. Made me curious, what's everyone's opinions on strip shows? Male or female.

Personally, I don't see the appeal. I think it's weird sitting in a room with a bunch of other people throwing money at a girl to take her clothes off. I also see/hear a lot of women say they go "because it's funny" but I don't really see how that works either. Guess I'm just kind of turned off to it. Anyone?

[Rman]

Surprised by lime's reaction in the Swans thread. Usually the guy is at the forefront of the outrage brigade.

Guy? Isn't Lime a woman?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1189892

The woman went to see the Chippendales tonight. Made me curious, what's everyone's opinions on strip shows? Male or female.

Personally, I don't see the appeal. I think it's weird sitting in a room with a bunch of other people throwing money at a girl to take her clothes off. I also see/hear a lot of women say they go "because it's funny" but I don't really see how that works either. Guess I'm just kind of turned off to it. Anyone?

(Image removed from quote.)

This dude laughed while his wife was probably getting it from behind. LOL the idiocy of the socially challenged....

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=196612937&postcount=36


Try to analyze stats of clients at a strip club, bro. 

[nachobro]

Could beseda be any more of a giant (and I do mean giant) taco?

I wonder if he's group 1 or 3? Cause he definitely doesn't have enough friends to be in group 2.

[thisismyusername]

1. I don't see how #3 would work with his... you know. Demi-fetish.

[nachobro]

I figured he just fucked Big Macs

[Jansen]

Surprised by lime's reaction in the Swans thread. Usually the guy is at the forefront of the outrage brigade.

Guy? Isn't Lime a woman?

i honestly have no idea. all i am sure of is that they are annoying as fuck

[mormapope]

Lime is white guilt, the poster. Feels like most Gaffers think white guilt is now admirable or a desirable trait a white person can have.

Having empathy and understanding someone's condition is completely different than constantly pointing out a condition and trying to assign blame every second. On the flipside, people like Slayven love to remind people every chance he can get on a message board that he's a victim, how he'll always be a victim, and how you're making him a victim if you don't buy into his shitposting.

[Sliver]

Lime is white guilt, the poster. Feels like most Gaffers think white guilt is now admirable or a desirable trait a white person can have.

Having empathy and understanding someone's condition is completely different than constantly pointing out a condition and trying to assign blame every second. On the flipside, people like Slayven love to remind people every chance he can get on a message board that he's a victim, how he'll always be a victim, and how you're making him a victim if you don't buy into his shitposting.

You straight up get banned if you don't buy into the shitposting. When I got a two-month ban for this shit I knew it was beyond hopeless. I feel pretty shitty for continuing to browse the site so much, but I haven't been able to find a replacement.

[octopushover]

lol oh boy, another conspiracy theory for sanders fans to latch on to

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=196828244#post196828244

[zomgee]

Take your GAF care cup and place it on the windowsill. Leave it empty.

[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1190753

Man bun guy at it again

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1189892

The woman went to see the Chippendales tonight. Made me curious, what's everyone's opinions on strip shows? Male or female.

Personally, I don't see the appeal. I think it's weird sitting in a room with a bunch of other people throwing money at a girl to take her clothes off. I also see/hear a lot of women say they go "because it's funny" but I don't really see how that works either. Guess I'm just kind of turned off to it. Anyone?

(Image removed from quote.)

Nicca you just went FULL CUCK.

[Jansen]

Great Revenge Movies

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=196828763&postcount=135

Grave of the Fireflies

so wrong

[zomgee]

y'all getting fished in by that tweet

[Rufus]

Great Revenge Movies

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=196828763&postcount=135

Grave of the Fireflies

so wrong

Not if you're a #pearlharbor #neverforget type of cunt.

[Sausage]

y'all getting fished in by that tweet

I thought it was pretty clear that it was a joke tweet.

[Atramental]

After working 10 to 11 hours in a day it takes to much energy for me to decern if someone is joking or not.


At this point I just calls it as I sees it.

[doctavius bonbon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=196753058&postcount=25

[nachobro]

Didn't Lime call someone a house nicca for disagreeing with them? Or am I thinking of someone else?

[Alcoholic Fish]

Didn't Lime call someone a house nicca for disagreeing with them? Or am I thinking of someone else?

On the money.

http://m.imgur.com/3j6oDDe?r

[archie4208]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/47sc46/update_from_the_shanghai_major/

You know you've fucked up when Gabe Newell calls you out.

[Dennis]

lmao@Gabe calling some esports "personality" an ass.

This drama is more entertaining than esports could ever hope to be.

[demi]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/47sc46/update_from_the_shanghai_major/

You know you've fucked up when Gabe Newell calls you out.

What is the tldr on this one? Why did he get the boot, and why is Gaben shitposting on reddit about it?

[Jansen]

They hired an asshole famous for being an asshole to not be an asshole and then got made cuz he was an asshole and fired him

[thisismyusername]

They hired an asshole famous for being an asshole to not be an asshole and then got made cuz he was an asshole and fired him

Well, apparently he was saying super racist things on stream. Not very good if you're trying to cast for a game company that is supporting their game with said stream.

But the stream in general from what DotA people are saying was a total shitshow. Late games, horrible commentary (outside of the ass-y commentator for the English stream) and the like. Apparently the streamer is gonna post a "response" to Gabe's "he's an ass" response on reddit. But hasn't yet. Really though, if you don't follow DotA2 like most of the world the drama will be lost on you. It pretty much is for me.

[thisismyusername]

In other news:

With the end of black history month coming up, someone should make a thread about this over on GAF...

http://instinctmagazine.com/post/gay-bisexual-black-and-hispanic-people-will-continue-bear-brunt-hiv-epidemic

I'd love to see how the BCT and Gay thread would slam into each other. Especially if someone brought up how a few GAF members have done risky sex in the past.

[benjipwns]

Dennis, you get got for that Godwin joke?

*mandatory disclaimer regarding how nobody uses Godwin's Law correctly*

[Jansen]

stan for a company that no longer makes games because reasons fucking valvetards are almost as bad as nintendumbs

[Jansen]

Dennis, you get got for that Godwin joke?

*mandatory disclaimer regarding how nobody uses Godwin's Law correctly*

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1190777



doesn't really seem banworthy

[benjipwns]

Oh, it might be in part because the thread was already shut down and restarted once:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1190750

 

I thought Dennis' was most clever of the Godwin references that start off the take two thread, that should make the post exempt or something.

[Atramental]

Call me crazy but I think GAF is systematically trying to purge any members that regularly post on GAF splinter forums.

Essentially... GAF is Hitler.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

/4 a.m. thoughts

[close]

[benjipwns]

Metaphoreus going all-in about how it's just fine that the Republican Senate is going to leave a Supreme Court seat vacant for over a year.

Honestly, cancer would be more painless than what the dude deserves.

Thanks for the reminder to check in on him and see all the foo's gettin' wrecked. 

Especially since he's still sporting the Scalia avatar.

Fuckery.

[octopushover]

Fuckery.

it's the name of the republican game

[FStop7]

They hired an asshole famous for being an asshole to not be an asshole and then got made cuz he was an asshole and fired him

Not a good look for Valve, but since Gabe posted there will be a good week or two of fans jerking off.

[Take My Breh Away]

People managed to suck him off despite the massive (Completely avoidable) data caching error last year.

It's 2016, an ass is still ass.

[Rufus]

So, that fired caster claims that Valve essentiall tried to crowdsource caster's salaries. Wtf

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1191206

[zomgee]

What are these people going to do when they are 40

[Joe Molotov]

What are these people going to do when they are 40

Write for Kotaku.

[zomgee]

What are these people going to do when they are 40

Write for Kotaku.

You mean Forbes.

[Jansen]

*contributor

[Let's Cyber]

I always make sure to add "NeoGAF contributor" on my resume under Accomplishments

[Take My Breh Away]

I always make sure to add "NeoGAF contributor" on my resume under Accomplishments

"Creator of several OT's for popular games that resemble a marketing pamphlet"

[zepblackstar]

There seems to be a lot of projection by bish in this thread...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=196912247&postcount=17

 

[El Babua]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1191332

Oh my 

[benjipwns]

PoliGAF is basically a bunch of gay dudes jacking off at this point. Needs more benji thread shitting.

yyyyyasssssssss mmmaaaiii queeeeennnn

imagine how it's going to be in the general

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

can anyone explain what these "mafia" threads in OT are?

[zomgee]

can anyone explain what these "mafia" threads in OT are?

Online/Party rpg.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mafia_(party_game)

[meeb]

can anyone explain what these "mafia" threads in OT are?

Its fun stuff.

[Let's Cyber]

PoliGAF is basically a bunch of gay dudes jacking off at this point. Needs more benji thread shitting.

I'm pretty sure there is one guy posting under the usernames cerium, neoxchaos and adam387.   it's really just a lot of masturbation

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=196939625&postcount=270

   

Why did she wait so long to come out with it.

Oh, boy, you've gone and done it now. I said the exact same thing earlier, and the Larkin supporters came after me in full force. You know, because Larkin must be telling the truth. It happened years ago, she didn't report, she's only just come forward about it, and we only have her word. What's not to believe?

must be a cosby supporter

[Mods Help]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=196928864&postcount=1

this thread is crazy as someone who got into pokemon in middle school. i mean, everyone played it of course, but the rabid frenzy this guy described wasn't my experience.

just crazy.

Pokémon's first and most basic divide was between kids who had Red Version and kids who had Blue Version. Friends often bought the same one, and everyone who bought that version became a circumstantial associate. Your cartridge color indicated who you ran with, so you wore your color proud.

Rivalry wasn’t hostile yet, but it was distinct. Advocating your color choice was personal because you were also defending your faction. Kids always championed their own version as the better one for arbitrary reasons (like that Charizard was a cooler Pokémon or Blue was a better color palette). But the real, measurable reason for the rivalry was also the first form of commerce: the version-exclusive Pokémon. Red Kids and Blue Kids needed each other to finish their Pokédex.

Red ended up the more popular version because Scyther and Arcanine were more popular than Pinsir and Ninetales. But you were kidding yourself if you pretended you didn’t want them all. This was designed to encourage friendly interaction and mutual benefit between fans. This was not what happened in my school.

Red Kids and Blue Kids were loyal to their comrades, which meant evaluating players from the other team before you indulged a request. Although you acted independently, your actions reflected on the group, and you didn't want to compromise the prestige of your color by devaluing its assets. It didn't take long for trades for version-exclusives to become extremely political maneuvers.

If you wanted an Electabuzz, you had to pay for it. If the person willing to go all the way to the Power Plant and catch you an Electabuzz already had a Victreebel, you're outta luck. The players with more always held sway over the players with less because of the basic disparity of needs. When a powerful kid expressed a desire, the lower class raced to fulfill it. One player would get lucky, the rest would get nothing. Still, other times, the kid who got their first would find themselves bullied and coerced into a trade they weren't expecting. Lots of kids just stayed quiet and forever went without.

Just what.

We traded and battled at lunch but it wasn't anything like that. No one gave a shit what version you had beyond "blue fucking owns, blue's the best color. I'll trade  you a charmander." "Deal." I needed the last few pokemon and a friend gave me them including a Mew from game shark. It wasn't that serious.

Was it because we were older or what

[Mods Help]

i can't wrap my head around that post.

the most we ever did was try to get my friend alex in to the game because he was like, the only person without pokemon. It was more of a "jesus, everyone is into this, how do you not have it yet?" thing that kids do, but little else. Fuck, Alex is the one who helped me finish off my pokedex, including mew even. RIP Alex.

Besides trading pokemon in class, that was like the worst we did in the name of pokemon.

That game was amazing as a kid. If i were only slightly older I'm not sure I would have had the opportunity to experience it. But what he describes sounds like fucking lord of the flies. what the christ.

[Great Rumbler]

Dude's bucking for a gig with WaPo, can't hate on that.

[Mods Help]

i mean, it was very well written.

but the what the fuck.

[zomgee]

When you’re a Red,
You’re a Red all the way
From your first Charizard
To your last Raticate.
When you’re a Red,
Capture all that you can,
You got trainers around,
They're your family man!
The third person view,
It's in overhead perspective!
You’re home with your own--
When Rocket is expected,
You’re well protected!
Then you are set
With a capital R,
Which you’ll never forget
Cause you caught Bulbasaur.
When you’re a Red,
You stay
A Red!

[Mods Help]

Blue for life

[zomgee]

Gonna be a RumblePak