The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.

[Great Rumbler]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1220115

But Buckaroo Bonzai was horrible

You shut up right this second.

[mormapope]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203632407&postcount=21

I'm one of the biggest UC fans on NeoGAF, I hope the rest of the fanbase can handle criticism like that, because I plan to make a thread addressing a lot of creative missteps in the game.

And yes, the first three games had some of the best soundtracks ever.]

 

One song from Metal Gear Rising is better than all of Uncharted soundtrack's combined. When it comes to North American oriented devs, Rockstar's games and the people they hire/contract are way ahead of the curve when it comes to music in games.

[archie4208]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203632407&postcount=21

I'm one of the biggest UC fans on NeoGAF, I hope the rest of the fanbase can handle criticism like that, because I plan to make a thread addressing a lot of creative missteps in the game.

And yes, the first three games had some of the best soundtracks ever.]

 

One song from Metal Gear Rising is better than all of Uncharted soundtrack's combined. When it comes to North American oriented devs, Rockstar's games and the people they hire/contract are way ahead of the curve when it comes to music in games.

[helios]

 

[thisismyusername]

[Tasty]

We Did It! MCX postpones Current C!

Does this call for a WE DID IT? Heck yes it does!

Gosh darn right we kicked their butts! Heck yeah!

[archie4208]

Metal Gear Rising is a game that stands alongside the greats of literature and film such as Lawrence of Arabia, Ben Hur, El Cid, etc.

I don't believe any other game or game series has approached that level of quality and storytelling yet.

[Jansen]

We Did It! MCX postpones Current C!

Does this call for a WE DID IT? Heck yes it does!

Gosh darn right we kicked their butts! Heck yeah!

a mod must really like huelen cuz i don't get how they are not a junior member

[Vertigo]

Anyone in the mood for some hot wet deep dev cock worshipping.

Who is the best in the business right now? (one person)

[Vertigo]

We Did It! MCX postpones Current C!

Does this call for a WE DID IT? Heck yes it does!

Gosh darn right we kicked their butts! Heck yeah!

a mod must really like huelen cuz i don't get how they are not a junior member

If you go in with the mindset that posters like huelen do silly shock threads that get thread views and more eyes on those lovely adverts, it begins to make sense.

[Jansen]

overwatch fan art thread is a predictable trainwreck


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203811435&postcount=174
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203821878&postcount=214
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203843280&postcount=341
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203849601&postcount=404

ect and the weebs have taken over now 

[Vertigo]

overwatch fan art thread is a predictable trainwreck
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203843280&postcount=341
ect and the weebs have taken over now 

WTF 

[mormapope]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203857029&postcount=101

Yeah, all these shows are low information comedy. I largely stopped watching them because it is easy to get sucked into that liberal echo chamber.

[D3RANG3D]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1220247

 

[Rufus]

Also, Dufus > Rufus.

[nudemacusers]

looking at all this ad angst i can only assume gaf is gonna get sold off in a few years. prob to conde nast or something.

[meeb]

looking at all this ad angst i can only assume gaf is gonna get sold off in a few years. prob to conde nast or something.

I really REALLY want to make a thread at some point in the future about Purify. I feel a lot of mobile users must not know about it.

Though that would cost my account.

[Risible]

We Did It! MCX postpones Current C!

Does this call for a WE DID IT? Heck yes it does!

Gosh darn right we kicked their butts! Heck yeah!

a mod must really like huelen cuz i don't get how they are not a junior member

My one and only ban was from questioning in a thread how the fuck a joke poster like HUELEN hadn't been kicked to the curb ages ago.  It's infuriating.  He/she must have naked pics of a mod or something.

[tiesto]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203632407&postcount=21

I'm one of the biggest UC fans on NeoGAF, I hope the rest of the fanbase can handle criticism like that, because I plan to make a thread addressing a lot of creative missteps in the game.

And yes, the first three games had some of the best soundtracks ever.]

 

One song from Metal Gear Rising is better than all of Uncharted soundtrack's combined. When it comes to North American oriented devs, Rockstar's games and the people they hire/contract are way ahead of the curve when it comes to music in games.

Surprised the shit out of me when Ferry's name popped up in the credits...

[Broseidon]

IIRC Stump unbanned Huelen and went out of his way to track him down and let him know.

[Tasty]

Probably the only black mark against Stump.

[El Babua]

I think he just did it for the lulz

[bluemax]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1219713

The return of the third pillar! 

Speaking of distinguished mentally-challenged marketing speak, my favorite was when Nintendo used the term "Quality Of Life" in one of their PR pieces to name something that they never actually described beyond some vague words about fitness and then ninthings started shoving "QoL" in all their Nintendo fanfic posts for months/years afterwards despite no one knowing what it actually was.

Iirc they just ended up canceling it

They are literally drones lmao

I thought the QOL thing was supposed to be some weird bedside device that analyzes your sleep patterns or something? That eventually got canceled iirc...

They sold the tech to Apple to make the craptastic Apple Watch.

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1220247

 

When I got dragged to Yellowstone as a kid I purchased and read Death in Yellowstone one night and the amount of stories involving bison-related death almost left me as dumbstruck as the amount of deaths involving people running and jumping into hot springs. We aren't so much the apex predator of this planet as we are the least stupid species that happens to currently exist on it, and that's not saying much considering how fucking stupid we are.

[Rahxephon91]

IIRC Stump unbanned Huelen and went out of his way to track him down and let him know.

Well that's unfair

[Rufus]

I think he just did it for the lulz

The only explanation I will accept.

[FStop7]

overwatch fan art thread is a predictable trainwreck


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203811435&postcount=174

vagina bone 

[Great Rumbler]

overwatch fan art thread is a predictable trainwreck


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203811435&postcount=174

vagina bone 

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
vagina bone
boo-ba-doo-ba-doop

[Jansen]

IIRC Stump unbanned Huelen and went out of his way to track him down and let him know.

Well that's unfair

Lol

 It's time to let it go

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1220247

 

When I got dragged to Yellowstone as a kid I purchased and read Death in Yellowstone one night and the amount of stories involving bison-related death almost left me as dumbstruck as the amount of deaths involving people running and jumping into hot springs. We aren't so much the apex predator of this planet as we are the least stupid species that happens to currently exist on it, and that's not saying much considering how fucking stupid we are.

This shit right here: http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/hotspring.asp

"Moosie escaped from the truck, ran towards nearby Celestine Pool (a thermal spring whose water temperature has been measured at over 200°), jumped in, and began yelping."

What a fucking dumbass. God, dogs are fucking dumb.

[toku]

Sometimes you gotta just watch the thing you love die.

[larrydavid]

huelen is definitely just kept around for laughs. mods (including stump) repeatedly mock him straight to his face.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

HUELEN has gone full Gahiggidy: he knows he is considered a joke character and will play it up for maximum trolling.  Anyone who falls for it or takes it seriously 

[VomKriege]

Anyone in the mood for some hot wet deep dev cock worshipping.

Who is the best in the business right now? (one person)

 

We do the same with movie directors, ranking them by whether their last films were good or not even if it's not clear if they were a big part of that or not, but I suspect the position of "designer" or "lead dev" is less defined and more floating & context dependent than those on a movie set. And no one in that thread seems to really have anything to say about design or team management beyond some platitudes from interviews. No substance, all star power.

Kojima is the Kubrick of gaming.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203873463&postcount=211

 

[Vertigo]

It's like when PD got renamed to PhoenixPause and started pretending to be gay.

Pretending?

 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1220325


Dear Gaf, I don't know how to human, pls halp

[sarslip]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1220325


Dear Gaf, I don't know how to human, pls halp

"But I had 2.75 shots of watermelon vodka in the freezer so I glugged that down and now I'm drunk because I'm a lightweight. If weed were legal, I'd smoke some right now too. "

 

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203893384&postcount=116

Mods, ban this man.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1220325


Dear Gaf, I don't know how to human, pls halp

"she tells me she's drunk and that she is moving back to texas tomorrow to move in with her abusive and controlling ex that she ran away from in the first place with their daughter"

Even if that's a lie, that would throw red flags all over the place. I'd say he was spared grief.

[Rufus]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1220325


Dear Gaf, I don't know how to human, pls halp

Also doesn't know how to press return every couple of sentences.

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1220325


Dear Gaf, I don't know how to human, pls halp

Is this Glen's alt?

[Let's Cyber]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1220325


Dear Gaf, I don't know how to human, pls halp

i texted about 3 times over the span on 13 hours. she ignored me all day.

i decide to call her at like midnight

I mean, ill assume he's really young and inexperienced, he just needs time to...

I'm 29

nevermind

 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

If she ain't your girl, you text once and wait. How fucking hard is that to figure out?

[Vertigo]

That guy has got some serious issues. Most galling of all, he only knew her a few days and was acting like that. I'm going to bet he hasn't had sex in long time. Which has added to his frustration.

I mean modern online 'dating' is and will always be fickle as fuck sometimes, people just want the attention and not to actually meet.

[archie4208]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203906964&postcount=289

Star Citizen looks better than Uncharted 4, but does it actually look better? 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

That guy has got some serious issues. Most galling of all, he only knew her a few days and was acting like that. I'm going to bet he hasn't had sex in long time. Which has added to his frustration.

I mean modern online 'dating' is and will always be fickle as fuck sometimes, people just want the attention and not to actually meet.

I mean good for anyone who does that online dating shit but for an older dude like me I think it's creepy as fuck.

[meeb]

That guy has got some serious issues. Most galling of all, he only knew her a few days and was acting like that. I'm going to bet he hasn't had sex in long time. Which has added to his frustration.

I mean modern online 'dating' is and will always be fickle as fuck sometimes, people just want the attention and not to actually meet.

I mean good for anyone who does that online dating shit but for an older dude like me I think it's creepy as fuck.

Like online dating in general you think is creepy?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

That guy has got some serious issues. Most galling of all, he only knew her a few days and was acting like that. I'm going to bet he hasn't had sex in long time. Which has added to his frustration.

I mean modern online 'dating' is and will always be fickle as fuck sometimes, people just want the attention and not to actually meet.

I mean good for anyone who does that online dating shit but for an older dude like me I think it's creepy as fuck.

Like online dating in general you think is creepy?

Yeah, but I think it's a generational thing. I'm sure it's fine and works for a lot of people. You just won't see my ass on Tinder trying to create some stupid profile in order to find a girl who's 30 pounds heavier than the pictures shes posted.

[Take My Breh Away]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203906964&postcount=289

Star Citizen looks better than Uncharted 4, but does it actually look better? 

Uncharted 4 looks super pretty, but it's well behind a significant amount of games technology wise and with a lot of the shit gaf declared "Bad" at the start of the generation present suddenly ignored (Baked in static lighting, bad temporal AA, horrible texture filtering, 30FPS and frame pacing issues) or being described as "clever art and design choices". UC4 has incredible art and animation along with leveraging console limitations, but the PC versions of games like Hitman, Just Cause 3, GTA V leaves it in the dust it from a tech and image quality standpoint.

ND stans will still ride it hard and dirty till the end of the generation, even if Star Citizen is better looking, while being as insufferable as ever

[FStop7]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203904961#post203904961

It wouldn't surprise me that the guy who stole money from the ESO GAF guild would make the dumbest post I've read all week

[octopushover]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203917081&postcount=454

 

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203916663&postcount=20

it was a graveyard smash

[king of the internet]

That guy has got some serious issues. Most galling of all, he only knew her a few days and was acting like that. I'm going to bet he hasn't had sex in long time. Which has added to his frustration.

I mean modern online 'dating' is and will always be fickle as fuck sometimes, people just want the attention and not to actually meet.

If you get that attached and start having actual expectations only a few days in, you deserve to get crushed. You need to get crushed so you can re-align your expectations with the real world. But maybe this has all already happened and the dude will never learn. Some people just don't get it.

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203916663&postcount=20

it was a graveyard smash

heh

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203916663&postcount=20

it was a graveyard smash

Edit- This reminded me of this great parody.

[Phoenix Dark]

If she ain't your girl, you text once and wait. How fucking hard is that to figure out?

I really don't get what's wrong with dudes these days. If she's not your gf you shouldn't be expecting a text back, period. Likewise you shouldn't be answering a chick's texts super fast. I leave that insta respond bullshit to the kids. I'm an adult, I have shit to do. If I don't text you immediately it's because I'm doing shit. If you can't deal with it then gtfo.

[Tasty]

Don't look at my cute bunny butt, you perv *giggles*

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=203925642&postcount=989

 

[Mupepe]

If she ain't your girl, you text once and wait. How fucking hard is that to figure out?

I really don't get what's wrong with dudes these days. If she's not your gf you shouldn't be expecting a text back, period. Likewise you shouldn't be answering a chick's texts super fast. I leave that insta respond bullshit to the kids. I'm an adult, I have shit to do. If I don't text you immediately it's because I'm doing shit. If you can't deal with it then gtfo.

What's the consensus in regard to putting someone on blast in the random talk thread because they don't respond to my PM's in a timely manner?

[TVC15]

If she ain't your girl, you text once and wait. How fucking hard is that to figure out?

I really don't get what's wrong with dudes these days. If she's not your gf you shouldn't be expecting a text back, period. Likewise you shouldn't be answering a chick's texts super fast. I leave that insta respond bullshit to the kids. I'm an adult, I have shit to do. If I don't text you immediately it's because I'm doing shit. If you can't deal with it then gtfo.

This is why I haven't responded to your PM yet. You're just another chickenhead to me.

[VomKriege]

If she ain't your girl, you text once and wait. How fucking hard is that to figure out?

I really don't get what's wrong with dudes these days. If she's not your gf you shouldn't be expecting a text back, period. Likewise you shouldn't be answering a chick's texts super fast. I leave that insta respond bullshit to the kids. I'm an adult, I have shit to do. If I don't text you immediately it's because I'm doing shit. If you can't deal with it then gtfo.

It's mostly because of mobile phones, I'd say (plus social media). Expectation of immediate response was way lower before that.

[Kara]

People miss texts, but use some common sense and for the love of god remember that you're entitled to bupkis.