The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.

[parallax]

Does the fat lady scream out "slap chop?" Why? Are they referencing something that was funny on the internet 8 years ago?

slap shot

[agrajag]

Does the fat lady scream out "slap chop?" Why? Are they referencing something that was funny on the internet 8 years ago?

slap shot

oh that makes more sense.

[Yulwei]

White racists think blacks should deal with their racism and STFU. Any reaction or push back by the black community is 'revers racism'. Shitlords like Bill oreilly talk shit about BLM like NFL refs throw the flag on the guy that punches back. They want their punches for free.

I'm only going to jump on this once, since people already call me racist here, but: It totally is @ the bold. When most of the black communities reaction to whites being killed is "good, fuck them..." that is racism. It's the same bullshit with whites going "good, fuck them" at blacks being killed. When your first instinct is to throw the other races under the bus because your being oppressed (and I will say blacks do get a bunch of flack/racists attitude toward them), you're no better than the other side. Like, I can understand black folks distrusts of whites because of history and other factors. But if your first instinct is to throw ALL whites under the banner, you're "reverse racist" just like the whites you're lumping in.

@Stufte: If you leave man, GAF will have the last person pointing out the BCT's bullshit leave and that'll be royally sad. The only reason I don't do it is because (like I've said in the past) it's a waste of my time and breath to try to point out the above and their "WHITE TEARS WHITE TEARS WHITE TEARS *dancing in enjoyment*" bullshit out to them as being no better than the racists they decry.

(Also while I'm thinking of it, just look at the Half-White/Half-Asian Oklahoma Cop being charged thread on GAF to see what I mean, Brehvolution. The BCT rolls in and goes "oh but he's white, so he won't get in trouble." ::He gets charged:: "B-b-but!! ::squints at picture, notices eyes:: A-HA! HE'S ACTUALLY ASIAN! My theory of him being charged is totally right now because he's now Asian! Lalalalalalala, can't hear you! Can't hear you for telling me jumping to conclusions despite history is stupid and wrong! Lalalalalalala")

It sounds like the only form of interaction you have with black people is getting triggered at stuff BCT/Twitter shitposters say.

[Cerveza mas fina]

I don't understand why reverse racism has to be brought up

First focus on not shooting so many blacks by the popo then open your yapper about other issues

ill let you in on a secret: once the racism stops there will also be a lot less resentment and reverse racism omggg cray cray theory I know

people that are not part of a discriminated minority just don't understand this stuff at all

[Klelk]

tbf white people or at least white cops should be paying reparations at this stage

[nudemacusers]

That blonde chick looks super cute in those nerd frames tho

[zomgee]

ill let you in on a secret: once the racism stops there will also be a lot less resentment and reverse racism omggg cray cray theory I know

How will small, petty people feel better about themselves if there wasn't racism?

[Rufus]

And classism

[kick51]

And making fun of nintendo fans

[helios]

Man, Ghostbusters 2016 is in such a unique position right now. A single. amateur review already riling people up.

[zomgee]

Why is it that most adult Nintendo fans are either gay or extremely conservative?

Check your privilege bitlord

[CatsCatsCats]

Why is it that most adult Nintendo fans are either gay or extremely conservative?

They picked up on the themes of being yourself, and enslaving lesser beings, respectively.

[kick51]

i blame pink haired link in LTTP, Tingle, and the pokemon/slave parallel theory sounds right.  also, wanting to be Tom Nook or at least agreeing with his business practices.  Clu Clu Land is also kinnnnnda ghey

[agrajag]

Can you all stop staying "reverse racism?" What a dumb ass term.

[kick51]

Man, Ghostbusters 2016 is in such a unique position right now. A single. amateur review already riling people up.

i have no investment in it or movies in general but I can't lie, I've been waiting for the drama shit storm of reviews/opening weekend.  No matter what, one side is gonna be end-of-the-world salty.

[agrajag]

They are doing preemptive damage control already. Anyone who gives it a bad review is a biased MRA who wanted to hate it 

[kick51]

https://twitter.com/chicagotribune/status/751771302453768192

Speaking of nintendo, there's a joke in here somewhere, but I'd rather not go to hell for finding it.

[agrajag]

Sonic is on that mural too, although he is off to the side, one could say segregated from the Nintendo characters.

[zepblackstar]

And classism

Classism should never go out of style.

 

[helios]

Mods closed the Ghostbusters review thread. It's a nice preview of what's to come.

[Let's Cyber]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=209551960&postcount=22

To see him come back at Stump, of all people, with "is reading comprehension not your forte?"

[agrajag]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=209552811&postcount=51

And by the way - I was a Bernie supporter in the primary. Accusing me of a "sore winner" mentality is pretty baseless, although I've always viewed Hillary as a fine alternative and am happy she's the nominee.

Take your witty, prepared remarks elsewhere because I don't have time for that.

 

[benjipwns]

when you take shots at specific groups of people (that you know will come in the thread) within the first five posts of a thread and then try to play it like it was just an even-handed hot take analysis of things when called on it

[benjipwns]

It sounds like the only form of interaction you have with black people is getting triggered at stuff BCT/Twitter shitposters say.

That's a bit simplistic. I also create physical distance from them when possible and judge their entire character based on a combination of their clothing, speech, shopping cart placement and what all other people of the same skin color do or say as reported by only certain press outlets and their commentators.

[thisismyusername]

It sounds like the only form of interaction you have with black people is getting triggered at stuff BCT/Twitter shitposters say.

Actually, no. I went to a primarily black public school. I know plenty from my graduating class. I still talk with them daily/weekly. I'm not throwing every black person under the bus when I say that previous post. But the vast majority of black folks I've seen online and else where seem to have that "fuck whitey" mindview when a lot of white folks do agree with them. Like, I agree that "#BlackLivesMatter" but, I don't agree with the method they go by trying to get the other half to agree with them.

I mean take that internet fuckwad theory Penny-Arcade made and apply it to the black community online. When pseudo-anonymous, they are probably speaking their true mindview. And in that case, they are no better than the people they're hating. Just sayin'.

[Phoenix Dark]

White racists think blacks should deal with their racism and STFU. Any reaction or push back by the black community is 'revers racism'. Shitlords like Bill oreilly talk shit about BLM like NFL refs throw the flag on the guy that punches back. They want their punches for free.

I'm only going to jump on this once, since people already call me racist here, but: It totally is @ the bold. When most of the black communities reaction to whites being killed is "good, fuck them..." that is racism. It's the same bullshit with whites going "good, fuck them" at blacks being killed. When your first instinct is to throw the other races under the bus because your being oppressed (and I will say blacks do get a bunch of flack/racists attitude toward them), you're no better than the other side. Like, I can understand black folks distrusts of whites because of history and other factors. But if your first instinct is to throw ALL whites under the banner, you're "reverse racist" just like the whites you're lumping in.

@Stufte: If you leave man, GAF will have the last person pointing out the BCT's bullshit leave and that'll be royally sad. The only reason I don't do it is because (like I've said in the past) it's a waste of my time and breath to try to point out the above and their "WHITE TEARS WHITE TEARS WHITE TEARS *dancing in enjoyment*" bullshit out to them as being no better than the racists they decry.

(Also while I'm thinking of it, just look at the Half-White/Half-Asian Oklahoma Cop being charged thread on GAF to see what I mean, Brehvolution. The BCT rolls in and goes "oh but he's white, so he won't get in trouble." ::He gets charged:: "B-b-but!! ::squints at picture, notices eyes:: A-HA! HE'S ACTUALLY ASIAN! My theory of him being charged is totally right now because he's now Asian! Lalalalalalala, can't hear you! Can't hear you for telling me jumping to conclusions despite history is stupid and wrong! Lalalalalalala")

It sounds like the only form of interaction you have with black people is getting triggered at stuff BCT/Twitter shitposters say.

To be fair, we have frequent interactions through PMs.

[nudemacusers]

Did an on the downlow black dude break your heart?

Ref. the above post ^^^

[headwalk]

the worst thing about movements, isms and any sort of collective voice is that you have to share that voice with dickheads. always has been, always will be.

the individual requires no hashtag. i'm on the hook for being enough of a dickhead without worrying about other people.

[kick51]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1244557

[Let's Cyber]

the worst thing about movements, isms and any sort of collective voice is that you have to share that voice with dickheads. always has been, always will be.

the individual requires no hashtag. i'm on the hook for being enough of a dickhead without worrying about other people.

"I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member."- Genghis Khan

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1244557

call 911 obv

[benjipwns]

Duck out quick before you get stuck in some Instagram/Facebook/Snapchat pictures and get fired from your job and berated online on every social media program for a month.

Yes it's insensitive and borderline racist. Fuck those people.

Also, this is a perfect way to black mail some people. so take your own pictures.

whys it gotta be "black" mail tho

[Mupepe]

I'm triggered.  Wearing a poncho and not leading a donkey down a dirt road is just disrespectful.

[TVC15]

They are doing preemptive damage control already. Anyone who gives it a bad review is a biased MRA who wanted to hate it 

If that whole

spoiler (click to show/hide)

they kill the big bad by shooting its dick

[close]

thing is true, the anti-feminist style haters can probably claim an easy victory concerning their pre-hate.

People are going to walk out of the theater on Friday, check the news on their phones, and be moderately shocked to learn that the Supreme Court has unanimously voted to revoke women's right to vote on account of the Ghostbusters reboot.

[helios]

#GhostDicksMatter

[Phoenix Dark]

Reflective Ghostbuster defense forces remind me of people who jumped over themselves to defend Lena Dunham putting pebbles in her baby sister's vagina. Doesn't matter how shitty or questionable "it" is, it has to be defended on principle.

Ghostbusters looks like trash, Lena Dunham violated her sister's agency  , Aziz Ansari isn't funny, Trevor Noah is wack, and Sarah Silverman is probably the only funny woman.

[helios]

...uhhh Tina Fey is pretty funny

[TVC15]

Ghostbusters looks like trash, Lena Dunham violated her sister's agency  , Aziz Ansari isn't funny, Trevor Noah is wack, and Sarah Silverman is probably the only funny woman.

Aziz used to be funny, before he adopted this whole sensitive PC dude persona. He basically used to be like a more extreme version of his P&R character.

[Phoenix Dark]

...uhhh Tina Fey is pretty funny

Yea she did write Mean Girls.
 

[Great Rumbler]

and Sarah Silverman is probably the only funny woman.

Somebody's not watching Sam Bee's show.

[TVC15]

\
Aziz used to be funny

No, he always was trash.

I think you're just being racist.

I mean, he was never great, but he always stood out enough that I'd pay attention when I heard one of his bits on the radio, before he was famous. That's more than I can say for like 99% of other comics.

[helios]

I only liked Aziz in Parks and Rec

[Oblivion]

...uhhh Tina Fey is pretty funny

Yea she did write Mean Girls.
 

THAT'S what you pick to compliment her? 

edit: wait, unless that was supposed to be sarcasm.

[agrajag]

Reflective Ghostbuster defense forces remind me of people who jumped over themselves to defend Lena Dunham putting pebbles in her baby sister's vagina. Doesn't matter how shitty or questionable "it" is, it has to be defended on principle.

Ghostbusters looks like trash, Lena Dunham violated her sister's agency  , Aziz Ansari isn't funny, Trevor Noah is wack, and Sarah Silverman is probably the only funny woman.
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I was with you until the Sarah Silverman part.

Did people really defend Lena Dunham stuffing pebbles in her sisters pussy? What is remotely defensible about that?

[Phoenix Dark]

...uhhh Tina Fey is pretty funny

Yea she did write Mean Girls.
 

THAT'S what you pick to compliment her? 

edit: wait, unless that was supposed to be sarcasm.

I really like that movie. Not really into 30 Rock.

[nudemacusers]

Aziz is a great comedy actor/writer but not good standup. His gimmick is telling Kanye stories and repeating punchlines 3 times at increasing pitch.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Aziz Ansari was never funny.  He's comedy for people who don't like comedy.  See also: David Sedaris and Donald Glover

Reflective Ghostbuster defense forces remind me of people who jumped over themselves to defend Lena Dunham putting pebbles in her baby sister's vagina. Doesn't matter how shitty or questionable "it" is, it has to be defended on principle.

Ghostbusters looks like trash, Lena Dunham violated her sister's agency  , Aziz Ansari isn't funny, Trevor Noah is wack, and Sarah Silverman is probably the only funny woman.
(Image removed from quote.)

I was with you until the Sarah Silverman part.

Did people really defend Lena Dunham stuffing pebbles in her sisters pussy? What is remotely defensible about that?

Yes.  Some people here on The Bore defended it.  Gotta maintain the narrative I guess...

[agrajag]

All the women in Arrested Development were funny. Although I don't know if that is because of their own merits, or because of the script.

[Phoenix Dark]

All the women in Arrested Development were funny. Although I don't know if that is because of their own merits, or because of the script.

Probably the script since they aren't Sarah Silverman.

[nudemacusers]

Silverman has a nice rack iirc.   

[TVC15]

I think Kaitlin Olson from Always Sunny is hilarious (and teh sexxy), but I have no idea how much of her own material she writes.

[agrajag]

Can we all just agree that you need to have a penor to be funny?

[meeb]

I know she stole some material, but I found Amy Schumer to be really funny.

[TVC15]

She also falls under "was funnier before she was famous." Once she got a TV show and shit, she started doing more politically aware material, and a lot of it is really obvious. Some of it is good, though (some very good). Then again, a lot of the show material probably comes from a writers room and not her.

Still, I liked Trainwreck well enough. Romantic comedies are the lowest form of art--even pornography is better--yet she managed to make one that was thorouighly enjoyable, even if her definition of a person beingba "trainwreck" is laughable. Really, she thinks she's a trainwreck in the movie? She clearly knows no real life trainwrecks.

Re: Tina Fey. Love her, but she's a far better writer than a performer. She's pretty perfect performing in 30 Rock. though.

[agrajag]

I remember Amy Schumer being funny in roasts. But the whole stealing of material thing puts in question whether she writes most of her material or not. And her show is pretty cringe.

[TVC15]

I can't say I'm 100% up to date on the stolen material accusations, but at least the early things that were said to be stolen were so trite that I could understand two comedians coming up with the material independently.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/so-im-sitting-in-this-bar-and-theres-nothing-but-angsty-white-people-in-here.444256/
 

[agrajag]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=209588380&postcount=2715

triggering. Why Brock gotta be racist against Mexicans?

[Dennis]

Just opened up Steam and the first game they recommend me is "the complete Spore pack," which is basically what Will Wright said was going to be in the base game.

 $50 down from the low, low price of $60
 http://store.steampowered.com/sub/1741/

 

 That shit wasn't worth $60 at launch, much less ~8 years down the line.

Pretty ridiculous for a mediocre game that came out eight years ago.

[TVC15]

They didn't even include that Diablo clone Dark Spore.