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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23701 on: August 04, 2016, 06:28:37 AM »
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nudemacusers

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23702 on: August 04, 2016, 06:33:06 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=212410797&postcount=101

How did I miss this thread lmao

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Rahxephon91

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23704 on: August 04, 2016, 06:48:17 AM »
That thread hits home. 26 and counting eh.......

It really needs to happen soon.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23705 on: August 04, 2016, 06:49:12 AM »
I think I ended up on like 30 before I met my wife so 26 is alright

Rahxephon91

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23706 on: August 04, 2016, 06:51:08 AM »
I think I ended up on like 30 before I met my wife so 27 is alright
So your first gf became your wife? That's also scary to me. But I realized I squanderd my prime years for this stuff.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23707 on: August 04, 2016, 06:53:14 AM »
I mean I've been with around 30 girls before my wife I think.

But I honestly don't know if that's the way the go.

Don't get hung up on your age.

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I'm sorry I was just joking around with the 30 before my wife and I knew you meant 26 and no sex, I feel like a dick now sorry Rax.
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Momo

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23708 on: August 04, 2016, 06:57:58 AM »
I've been with 3.5 women

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23709 on: August 04, 2016, 06:59:56 AM »
not consensual counts as 0.5 :doge


VomKriege

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23711 on: August 04, 2016, 07:23:43 AM »
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agrajag

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23712 on: August 04, 2016, 07:27:40 AM »
http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=212425776

It's the Girlbusters-hating MRA's that are keeping Hilary's ratings down  :doge

Dennis

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23713 on: August 04, 2016, 07:38:15 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=212410797&postcount=101

How did I miss this thread lmao

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All whores except mama, amirite ?

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=212414991

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The truth is there are alpha males who have lots of sexual partners and they are the reason you don't have a girlfriend.

:point  :dice

SmokyDave

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23714 on: August 04, 2016, 07:51:15 AM »
When I got married there was an audible sigh of relief from the single dudes in my area.

Olivia Wilde Homo

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23715 on: August 04, 2016, 07:55:29 AM »
What are the odds that the dudebros they are whining about in that thread are spending more time trying to get laid than the average gaffer who spends 4-5 hours a night writing breathless defenses of No Man's Sky, Hillary Clinton, and Ghostbusters?
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23716 on: August 04, 2016, 08:16:33 AM »
Gaffers never pass up the chance to portray themselves as victims so it's definitely possible.
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agrajag

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23717 on: August 04, 2016, 08:19:07 AM »
If they wanted to lose their virginity so bad they should just pay for a hooker.

Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23718 on: August 04, 2016, 08:42:55 AM »
If they wanted to lose their virginity so bad they should just pay for a hooker.

But will the hooker watch anime and play knack co-op with me? I think not!
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23719 on: August 04, 2016, 09:04:09 AM »
All virginity threads are always the same. Boring
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23720 on: August 04, 2016, 09:05:36 AM »
If they wanted to lose their virginity so bad they should just pay for a hooker.

But will the hooker watch anime and play knack co-op with me? I think not!

If they're paying for a GFE then they can!

I suppose it comes down to a pride thing but these people are already wizards and post on GAF: whatever dignity they think they have is long since gone.
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Dennis

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23721 on: August 04, 2016, 09:32:35 AM »
All virginity threads are always the same. Boring

I made a GAF thread once where I said I've never kissed and was curious about other gaffers. Now that thread was a riot. :doge

Well, don't leave us hanging. Have you been kissed yet?

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23722 on: August 04, 2016, 09:36:49 AM »
If they wanted to lose their virginity so bad they should just pay for a hooker.

But will the hooker watch anime and play knack co-op with me? I think not!
That's what GFE is for.
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FStop7

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23723 on: August 04, 2016, 10:10:50 AM »
http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?p=212439614#post212439614

Stump's been posting a lot of weird shit lately.  "Information asymmetry?"  Yeah, it's a negotiation.  That's the entire point.  Life isn't NeoGAF.

Rufus

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23724 on: August 04, 2016, 10:12:52 AM »
He hasn't given up yet. Good for him.

thisismyusername

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23725 on: August 04, 2016, 10:17:49 AM »
If they wanted to lose their virginity so bad they should just pay for a hooker.

But will the hooker watch anime and play knack co-op with me? I think not!

:gurl She will if you pay her enough. Will she enjoy it? Probably not, but she's getting paid so fuck it. Might as well try to smile while being dead inside.

Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23726 on: August 04, 2016, 10:23:54 AM »
If they wanted to lose their virginity so bad they should just pay for a hooker.

But will the hooker watch anime and play knack co-op with me? I think not!

Might as well try to smile while being dead inside.

This is what I say to myself every morning.

Dennis

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23727 on: August 04, 2016, 10:54:54 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1257858&page=1

Confess to crimes on an internet forum, brehs.

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Joe Molotov

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23728 on: August 04, 2016, 11:06:24 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1257858&page=1

Confess to crimes on an internet forum, brehs.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23729 on: August 04, 2016, 11:13:25 AM »
What is the emotion where you want to slap somebody upside the back of their head, but like, laughing your ass off at them?

Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23730 on: August 04, 2016, 11:19:55 AM »
When I got married there was an audible sigh of relief from the single dudes in my area.

you were molesting single dudes in your area for your bachelor party?

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23731 on: August 04, 2016, 11:20:24 AM »
Hmm, all this talk about virgins and shit remind me that my coworker, who is 25 and a short, 300+ pound dude with aspbergers and all that goes along with it (really intelligent, monotone voice, tendency to get into long winded discussions about obscure technical details, immaturity and goofiness at inappropriate times) is getting married this weekend. To his second wife.

He puts himself out there, and doesn't give a shit. And if someone like him can do it, you can too. Really the hardest thing for me to deal with was confidence and learning to be comfortable in my own skin (and it's something that takes a while to get over), so I can relate to those who have trouble with dating.
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Tasty

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23732 on: August 04, 2016, 11:42:10 AM »
When I got married there was an audible sigh of relief from the single dudes in my area.

you were molesting single dudes in your area for your bachelor party?

We've all been there

VomKriege

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23733 on: August 04, 2016, 11:47:23 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=212438536&postcount=36

 :lol

stump telling the dude to just pick up his own shit.
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23734 on: August 04, 2016, 12:01:29 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=212438536&postcount=36

 :lol

stump telling the dude to just pick up his own shit.

Deleted/edited. What was the post?

VomKriege

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23735 on: August 04, 2016, 12:11:55 PM »
OP (who shared a story about how he bought drugs on the dark web, while being under police inquiries) wanted mods to delete his message, stump explains he can't destroy evidence in a criminal case.
I do not have the privilege of being a GAF member, but surely OP can edit his post (though not the title ?) before saying "MODS HALP my mess need to be cleaned, chop chop".

If you mean the OP which was edited : dude admitted of buying drugs on Silk Road (for over 9000 euros ? Someone is saying that.) and he is being prosecuted I guess ?
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23736 on: August 04, 2016, 12:25:09 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=212420270&postcount=212

"As an alpha male..." :comeon



I always thought that poster was a chick.

I think I know who that is

but I won't put him on blast  :doge

SmokyDave

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23737 on: August 04, 2016, 12:34:18 PM »
When I got married there was an audible sigh of relief from the single dudes in my area.

you were molesting single dudes in your area for your bachelor party?
Nah, I stopped molesting single dudes in my area for my bachelor party.

benjipwns

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23738 on: August 04, 2016, 12:41:26 PM »
All whores except mama, amirite ?

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=212414991

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There are tons of Alpha males that are not willing to settle down. These men only care about raising their sexual partners count and will have sex with any average looking girl that shows any slight interest in them.

If a girl can be with an alpha guy, even for a week, then why on earth would she have to settle down for less? That's the reality. Its simple as that. You can blame it on confidence or whatever everyone else tells you. But its not the truth. The truth is there are alpha males who have lots of sexual partners and they are the reason you don't have a girlfriend.
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Shuri

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23739 on: August 04, 2016, 12:46:59 PM »
What do you think is the price in Hilary Donations to get a perm account unbanned on NeoGaf?

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23740 on: August 04, 2016, 12:52:06 PM »
What do you think is the price in Hilary Donations to get a perm account unbanned on NeoGaf?
You'd at least need to outspend Y2Kev

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23741 on: August 04, 2016, 01:13:25 PM »
What do you think is the price in Hilary Donations to get a perm account unbanned on NeoGaf?

Really miss Huelen, huh?
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23742 on: August 04, 2016, 01:34:11 PM »
What do you think is the price in Hilary Donations to get a perm account unbanned on NeoGaf?

Take it the opposite direction: threaten to donate to Trump unless they unban you.

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agrajag

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23745 on: August 04, 2016, 04:59:49 PM »
The thing these neckbeards need to realize is there's nothing mystical about sex. It's a physical need ingrained in our very nature. They don't need to have their first time with someone special. Most people lose their virginity with their high school sweethearts that they are likely not going to be in touch with and have much in common with for the rest of their adult lives. Might as well hire a hookskie and have even a good time rather than waste your life for some magical fucking moment.  :doge

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23746 on: August 04, 2016, 06:03:04 PM »
The thing these neckbeards need to realize is there's nothing mystical about sex. It's a physical need ingrained in our very nature. They don't need to have their first time with someone special. Most people lose their virginity with their high school sweethearts that they are likely not going to be in touch with and have much in common with for the rest of their adult lives. Might as well hire a hookskie and have even a good time rather than waste your life for some magical fucking moment.  :doge

I dunno. Yes, there's nothing mystical about sex. There's also nothing mystical about eating or drinking. And yet cultures have evolved certain sets of behaviors and attitudes surrounding both of those things. I don't think that more conservative attitudes towards sex are inherently more absurd than attitudes about how to dine at a "fancy" restaurant. Sure it is arbitrary. So's everything.

Dennis

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23747 on: August 04, 2016, 06:37:10 PM »

thisismyusername

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23748 on: August 04, 2016, 07:20:02 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=212466248&postcount=17 :lol

I mean they have a point on the double-standards of women not decrying naked men. But the difference here is he wasn't hacked/his private photos weren't taken without his consent. The only ONLY objectionable part is these photos were probably taken by paparazzi with telelenses from like a mile or so away, similar to how photos of the Royal British family are done.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23749 on: August 04, 2016, 07:28:17 PM »

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23750 on: August 04, 2016, 07:34:27 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=212466248&postcount=17 :lol

I mean they have a point on the double-standards of women not decrying naked men. But the difference here is he wasn't hacked/his private photos weren't taken without his consent. The only ONLY objectionable part is these photos were probably taken by paparazzi with telelenses from like a mile or so away, similar to how photos of the Royal British family are done.

It definitely is a completely different situation compared to the fappening, but you and I both know that GAF would be flipping out about privacy and violations of someones body and sexism if it had been a famous woman photographed in a similar way.

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23751 on: August 04, 2016, 07:39:54 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=212466248&postcount=17 :lol

I mean they have a point on the double-standards of women not decrying naked men. But the difference here is he wasn't hacked/his private photos weren't taken without his consent. The only ONLY objectionable part is these photos were probably taken by paparazzi with telelenses from like a mile or so away, similar to how photos of the Royal British family are done.

It definitely is a completely different situation compared to the fappening, but you and I both know that GAF would be flipping out about privacy and violations of someones body and sexism if it had been a famous woman photographed in a similar way.

Me? I'm just out heah like for both sexes (though really, mostly men) like:

https://twitter.com/ianspencer95/status/760980464261881856

thisismyusername

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23752 on: August 04, 2016, 07:48:45 PM »
Then you find out his uncut and hung like a horse:


Phoenix Dark

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23753 on: August 04, 2016, 08:05:26 PM »
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23754 on: August 04, 2016, 08:13:31 PM »
Hmm, all this talk about virgins and shit remind me that my coworker, who is 25 and a short, 300+ pound dude with aspbergers and all that goes along with it (really intelligent, monotone voice, tendency to get into long winded discussions about obscure technical details, immaturity and goofiness at inappropriate times) is getting married this weekend. To his second wife.

Concurrent, or...?
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23755 on: August 04, 2016, 08:33:36 PM »

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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23757 on: August 04, 2016, 08:52:20 PM »
Then you find out his uncut and hung like a horse:

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that looks like a normal penis to me.  :doge
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Re: The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.
« Reply #23759 on: August 04, 2016, 08:56:20 PM »
This No Mans sky stream in twitch...

This ain't worth 60 bucks man


But this is a game for gaffers, no one else but you flying in space...



EDit

Not fooling anyone with this creep gymnastic thread

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1251747
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