The Bore does what NeoGAF doesn't.

[nudemacusers]

nobody recommended anything for me to do in biloxi 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

nobody recommended anything for me to do in biloxi 

Try not to eat crawdads. Totally overrated.

Edit: The Project Longe is the only place that will respect your attire.

[thisismyusername]

nobody recommended anything for me to do in biloxi 

Try not to eat crawdads. Totally overrated.

Yeah, this. They taste like crap. You're better off doing Cajun without the crawdads.

[nudemacusers]

people eat those? them shits are river bugs. scust.

[Atramental]

Ocean bugs are far more superior than river bugs. 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

people eat those? them shits are river bugs. scust.

It's everywhere down there. Watch the gumbo particularly.

[nudemacusers]

[Am_I_Anonymous]

But them Cajun mashed with peppers down south is that good shit. I could live on it.

[nudemacusers]

i'm resisting as much as possible getting fat on poboys

[Am_I_Anonymous]

i'm resisting as much as possible getting fat on poboys

i'm resisting as much as possible getting fat on poboys

What kind of G men shit has you in the heart of Dixie? Casino taxes, oil, or the drug cartels?

[Mupepe]

nobody recommended anything for me to do in biloxi 

IIRC I recommended you leave

[nudemacusers]

i'm resisting as much as possible getting fat on poboys

i'm resisting as much as possible getting fat on poboys

What kind of G men shit has you in the heart of Dixie? Casino taxes, oil, or the drug cartels?

defending freedom ofc

[Rahxephon91]

No Man Sky doesn't have a story right?(I still don't know what the game is). It's like a Minecraft explore game....So what is there to spoil? There's no narrative, I'd assume the entire thing is up to the players personal story/experience.

Spoiler culture really is dumb. Do people get triggered when the people mention the levels and guns in a Battlefield Multiplayer mode too?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

i'm resisting as much as possible getting fat on poboys

i'm resisting as much as possible getting fat on poboys

What kind of G men shit has you in the heart of Dixie? Casino taxes, oil, or the drug cartels?

defending freedom ofc

Nice I just bumped up some internets in Washington State in 3 locations. Gotta love that military work.

Go 'merica

[Am_I_Anonymous]

No Man Sky doesn't have a story right?(I still don't know what the game is). It's like a Minecraft explore game....So what is there to spoil? There's no narrative, I'd assume the entire thing is up to the players personal story/experience.

Spoiler culture really is dumb. Do people get triggered when the people mention the levels and guns in a Battlefield Multiplayer mode too?

I know someone who signed up for a GAF account specifically to confront someone who made open The Wire spoilers. In 2014. Went through the months and months of waiting to get approved just to tell that person how upset he was about it.

Are you still mad or are you cool now?

[toku]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1260210

A bet you a mod would never do this for Gears of War 

[mormapope]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=212945700&postcount=118

It's a message that is as fitting to a reviewer as it is to an ordinary player.

The blowhard levels are off the charts.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=212946306&postcount=125

Beautiful. Need more devs with this kind of heart.

Yeah, because game devs that aren't at indie studios don't pour blood, sweat, and tears into the projects they're involved with 

[Great Rumbler]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1260210

You know, I didn't really care that much about NMS, but then I read that letter that Sean wrote...

spoiler (click to show/hide)

And I still didn't really care. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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[mormapope]

Also, that letter or book thing is in the press kits for the game and nowhere else. 

EDIT: Jim Sterling not loving what he's played thus far is already causing salt to pour out 

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1260210

You know, I didn't really care that much about NMS, but then I read that letter that Sean wrote...

spoiler (click to show/hide)

And I still didn't really care. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Would you say that letter is good...

...for you to dog poo on?

[agrajag]

All the nintards wringing their wrists and hoping against hope that the NX is going to be a powerful console to rival the likes of PS4, digging through and dissecting various rumors, and extrapolating their conclusions from vague statements from journos.. they remind me of a very prolific poster on the IGN forums, and later GAF too (I think he got perma'd,) Dr. Tre. The dude was a total tard, had a Mario avatar and used to come up with some insane theories about how the Wii had secret ports that could be used to expand it to be more powerful than PS3 and 360. He dug all his theories deep from within the crevices of his anus, of course. This is what gaming GAF has turned into. Nintendo's got them on such powerful Stockholm Syndrome shit that all the nintards turned into Dr. Tre.


I mean, they have an 80 (or 40 if you want to be all  ) page thread on how the NX is twice as powerful or whatever when it's plugged in, all based on one sentence in the Eurogamer article that says it has a dock to plug into the tv. 

[VomKriege]

Wow a (mediocre) foreword. What an idea, maybe we could have those in books ? I get that it is a bit of a Cinderella story for Hello Games, but that introduction seems a bit insecure and needy, to be fair.

Otherwise the game seems capped at 30fps (with dips). I also see that the response to Jim Sterling impressions is the usual "he's jaded anyway, that's a good sign if you ask me !". Sterling is actually a fairly enthusiastic guy who doesn't restrict himself to AAA titles and will try to not focus on the trees instead of the forest with janky games, he's only jaded when dealing with the river of bullshit stuff on Steam.

[VomKriege]

Probably the best message from a game designer to an audience I've ever seen. Captures all the emotions of making something for a giant group of people to consume and just hoping they'll enjoy the journey as much as you've enjoyed putting in the work to make it for them. Touching, poignant, and frankly makes me a little jealous because I've always wanted to visit the Australian Outback, which I assume at this point is basically as varied as 18 quintilian procedurally generated planets.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=212950599&postcount=169


Not sure if sarcasm...

[Take My Breh Away]

Also, that letter or book thing is in the press kits for the game and nowhere else. 

EDIT: Jim Sterling not loving what he's played thus far is already causing salt to pour out 

IGN's impressions are hilarious because they are constantly apologizing for having problems with the game

Wow a (mediocre) foreword. What an idea, maybe we could have those in books ? I get that it is a bit of a Cinderella story for Hello Games, but that introduction seems a bit insecure and needy, to be fair.

Otherwise the game seems capped at 30fps (with dips). I also see that the response to Jim Sterling impressions is the usual "he's jaded anyway, that's a good sign if you ask me !". Sterling is actually a fairly enthusiastic guy who doesn't restrict himself to AAA titles and will try to not focus on the trees instead of the forest with janky games, he's only jaded when dealing with the river of bullshit stuff on Steam.

Digital Foundry found it goes as low as 14FPS in some cases. Thread is a riot already since the pre-patch version was allegedly uncapped 30FPS and original trailers were 60FPS.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1260243

This has "Steam Sale" written all over it

[VomKriege]

Dude working for French gaming website damage controlling like a motherfucker  :

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1259730&page=3

Gameblog rode on a lot of goodwill back when it was founded because it was mostly dudes from a decent magazine*, but it has long devolved into sub-Kotaku / Polygon level and some naked clickbaiting.

*

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Of course if you actually reread those mags, you realize they were terrible and filled with manchildren striking "golden" jobs, so...

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[Cerveza mas fina]

All of this could have been avoided if they didn't push this as some huge 60 spacebuck release, but instead a high profile 30 buck indie title.

That said I'm sure its worth it money wise to get rabid kids to fork over 60 first.

I'll happily pay 20 at the Xmas sale, after 10 content and QOL patches that should improve the game to 7/10 or something.

[VomKriege]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=212962389

Get bent over some dude admitted personal and arbitrary metric.

[Cerveza mas fina]

How dare you value games less then movies 

[Coitus]

Already going through the stages of grief in the No Man's Zzzzzz impressions thread.

[agrajag]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1260024&page=1

The stupidly of some of these threads never fails to astonish. How do people like the OP even accomplish basic tasks like brushing their teeth or tying their shoe laces?

[archie4208]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1260330

LUL

[octopushover]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1226876

not a gaf specific thing, but it fucking bugs me when people brag about getting out of jury duty

it's like bragging about littering

[Coitus]

The easiest way to get out of jury duty is to just not respond to the letter. Cities don't come after you for not responding in the first place. You don't have to go in at all.

It depends where you live.  Every few years NYC issues a bunch of fines for people who ignore the summons.

[I'm a Puppy!]

When I was called to jury duty I was sitting next to an elderly grandmother. She told me all about how her last jury duty stint was for a prostitution trial. She proceeded to tell me how they had to explain what all the sex acts for sale were. You haven't lived until you have a grandma explain what "around the world" is in great detail in a courthouse

[seagrams hotsauce]

Fuck jury duty. Believe in the justice system brehs 

[bork]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1260330

LUL

"Anyone else interested in getting rid of all your gaming shit in favor of a device that we don't know anything about!?"

 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

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[nachobro]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1260024&page=1

The stupidly of some of these threads never fails to astonish. How do people like the OP even accomplish basic tasks like brushing their teeth or tying their shoe laces?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=212902134&postcount=183

[Am_I_Anonymous]

NMS is gonna bomb. The stans denial is getting critical. Bans shortly coming I bet. Whenever Bish wakes up from his maturbatory dinosaur dreams.

Bummer too, I was looking for a reason to buy a PS4 and it would have been perfect, in cconcept, for my Saturday's when the wife and kids are out doing shit and I actually get a few hours of AiA time.

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1260225&page=4

So many fucking people whining about "city advantages."

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1260225&page=4

So many fucking people whining about "city advantages."

Why wouldn't there be a city advantage? More potential customers in Boston or NYC then Hickory, Indiana

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1260225&page=4

So many fucking people whining about "city advantages."

Why wouldn't there be a city advantage? More potential customers in Boston or NYC then Hickory, Indiana

I swear GAF is full of people who don't know how anything works outside of videogames.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1260225&page=4

So many fucking people whining about "city advantages."

Why wouldn't there be a city advantage? More potential customers in Boston or NYC then Hickory, Indiana

I swear GAF is full of people who don't know how anything works outside of videogames.

Let me tell you what never happened at Nintendo.

"Hey Yoshi let's put an ultra rare in Chambersville, PA and make all he people from NYC travel!"

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Tasty alt located

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1260330

[Tasty]

I did the same thing except with a SNES.

[bork]

NMS is gonna bomb. The stans denial is getting critical. Bans shortly coming I bet. Whenever Bish wakes up from his maturbatory dinosaur dreams.

[bork]

While I get plenty of use out of my PS4, it's the first console I've ever owned where I feel like I would be fine without it.  I have plenty of games for it, but 99% of them are available on PS3, Vita, and/or PC.  I think the only games I own that are not on other platforms are Uncharted 4, Guilty Gear Xrd Revelator, and Assault Suit Leynos, and the latter is coming to PC in the fall...and you know Revelator will follow.  I'm looking forward to KOF XIV, too, but I suspect that will also hit PC.  If I didn't own a PS4, I'd still be playing a ton of PS3 and using my PC more for "next-gen" games.  It's almost tempting to sell off my PS4 (and games) and laptop and use the money to get a much more powerful desktop PC. Almost.

[nachobro]

I have been fine so far without a PS4 but anything I want to play is also on PC or X1 so I'm set. If anything the X1 is also redundant but I use it as a media center and I pretty much only play physical games on there that I get for super deep discount.

When it comes to console use just for games, the Wii U has gotten the most time by far. Mario Kart and Smash are great for when a bunch of folks come by. Just leave controllers out and the TV on and people will naturally gravitate to it.

[FStop7]

I put 3 hours into NMS.  You shoot a lot of rocks.  Then you repair a system.  Then you shoot more rocks.  Then you recharge the system you repaired.  Then you shoot more rocks.  Then you repair another system.

Once you get into space some things change up a bit.  You shoot asteroids rather than rocks. 

A couple of interesting things have happened but if there aren't craftable tools to speed this stuff up as you progress then it's kind of a waste.

[Cerveza mas fina]

ps 4 life

[thisismyusername]

The only thing on PS4 I actually want to play is Uncharted 4. Everything else is coming to PS3 (Persona 5, can't care about 1080p on console), or PC (read: nearly everything third party on PS4). Why would I buy one for a 12 hour movie? I'll wait until the last "revision-upgrade-of-PS4-we-promise!" edition and then play that. Especially since the multiplayer is probably screwed like it has been since Uncharted 2's infamous 1.05 patch.

[Cerveza mas fina]

uc4 is not that good

[thisismyusername]

I can't care, it "ends the series" and I enjoyed the previous outings (including 3).

[Take My Breh Away]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1260495

Trick Question: The Thread 

[king of the internet]

Got hammered last night and bought No Man's Sky. Hope it's good...

[octopushover]

Fuck jury duty. Believe in the justice system brehs 

the only time i ever served on a jury, we acquitted a black man with two previous gun-related convictions of attempted robbery because there wasn't enough evidence

the justice system works when intelligent people don't skip jury duty

[Let's Cyber]

Got hammered last night and bought No Man's Sky. Hope it's good...

I'm enjoying it

 

It might be the ultimate Your Mileage May Vary game, tho.  Especially if your starter planet sucks

[octopushover]

ironically, for no man's sky stans, their real life starter planet sucks

[VomKriege]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1260495

Trick Question: The Thread 

"Wouldn't mind shilling if it aligns with what I like"



Well, at least they're truthful, I guess.

[FStop7]

I don't really have a problem with shilling as long as it's clearly disclosed. 

[nachobro]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1260495

Trick Question: The Thread 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=213011823&postcount=50

"Now we just have shills with the right opinions"