Author Topic: Confessions thread (Read 18041 times)

Tasty · « **Reply #180 on:** January 18, 2016, 12:18:26 AM »

Dude we've all been there where we think we wanna... but we never cross that line man. NEVER.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #181 on:** January 18, 2016, 12:21:32 AM »

Totally crossed that line. Sun tea.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #182 on:** January 18, 2016, 12:23:31 AM »

That's what makes my sin so disturbing. It was one of curiosity, not necessity. I chose to pee in that bottle, brehs. I could have walked into the bathroom and peed. Truth be told I didn't even need to pee. It was a divine intervention. Now I know what Mary must have felt like.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #183 on:** January 18, 2016, 12:44:31 AM »

Bet your mom regrets not letting you watch the Simpsons now since people who watched the Simpsons turned out pretty normal.

Atramental · « **Reply #184 on:** January 18, 2016, 01:40:57 AM »

>that feel when you weren't allowed to watch the simpsons when you were young
>that feel when you turned out as a weird, imbalanced adult

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #185 on:** January 18, 2016, 01:55:51 AM »

Because PD never watched the Simpsons, he doesn't understand what this gif is saying about him

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #186 on:** January 18, 2016, 02:20:51 AM »

I poured it in the toilet. The bottle remains in my room. I threw it in the corner in disgust. I'll take it outside and bury it tomorrow.

toku · « **Reply #187 on:** January 18, 2016, 04:14:10 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 18, 2016, 12:00:34 AM

I peed in a Gatorade bottle today. The bottle was in my room, empty, and I was responding to a StealthFan PM (about an entirely different subject) when I just thought you know what...I'm gonna do this shit.

Now I don't know what to do with the bottle

Do I pour it into the toilet? The noise would be suspicious. I can't pour it into the sink, that's disgusting. I can't leave it in my room.

Should I find a recycle place and just put it there

SAVAGE

Samson Manhug · « **Reply #188 on:** January 18, 2016, 02:39:17 PM »

I've peed in so many Gatorade bottles. I've also peed in water bottles and therefore pissed all over myself. My circumstances were different, though.

king of the internet · « **Reply #189 on:** January 18, 2016, 02:53:06 PM »

I accidentally peed on my peacoat a couple weeks ago. To be fair I was drunk and urinating outside in the snow.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #190 on:** January 18, 2016, 02:54:22 PM »

Why do I get the impression that you are trying to get us to assume this was a war time experience when what you really mean is that your circumstance was different in that you were lazy but PDs was curious/abnormal?

king of the internet · « **Reply #191 on:** January 18, 2016, 02:55:25 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 18, 2016, 12:00:34 AM

I peed in a Gatorade bottle today. The bottle was in my room, empty, and I was responding to a StealthFan PM (about an entirely different subject) when I just thought you know what...I'm gonna do this shit.

Now I don't know what to do with the bottle

Do I pour it into the toilet? The noise would be suspicious. I can't pour it into the sink, that's disgusting. I can't leave it in my room.

Should I find a recycle place and just put it there

Leave it in the refrigerator and see if someone drinks it.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #192 on:** January 18, 2016, 02:59:09 PM »

Pretty sure PD was just testing the waters before he confesses he wants to try peeing on his girlfriend.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #193 on:** January 18, 2016, 04:04:13 PM »

I've peed into a container out of boredom

I was 9 tho

T234 · « **Reply #194 on:** January 18, 2016, 04:34:42 PM »

I've never peed in a container. I once pissed on a crackhouse door in broad daylight to send a message. The dumbass who owned it opened the door screaming bloody murder mid-stream and caught a face full of piss for his trouble. The house was empty by nightfall, and the neighborhood scavenged the hastily-emptied house by dawn.

Message received, I think.

demi · « **Reply #195 on:** January 18, 2016, 04:42:34 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 18, 2016, 12:00:34 AM

I peed in a Gatorade bottle today. The bottle was in my room, empty, and I was responding to a StealthFan PM (about an entirely different subject) when I just thought you know what...I'm gonna do this shit.

Now I don't know what to do with the bottle

Do I pour it into the toilet? The noise would be suspicious. I can't pour it into the sink, that's disgusting. I can't leave it in my room.

Should I find a recycle place and just put it there

As expected from a secretary

https://twitter.com/DamnAddictions/status/686411495593345024

Rufus · « **Reply #196 on:** January 18, 2016, 04:48:57 PM »

Quote from: demi on January 18, 2016, 04:42:34 PM

As expected from a secretary

https://twitter.com/DamnAddictions/status/686411495593345024

There's no way that is a real addiction...

demi · « **Reply #197 on:** January 18, 2016, 04:50:08 PM »

As much an addiction as pissing in bottles

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #198 on:** January 18, 2016, 04:53:29 PM »

That can't be real.

demi · « **Reply #199 on:** January 18, 2016, 04:58:55 PM »

He looks like Makaveli

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #200 on:** January 18, 2016, 04:59:55 PM »

Nah. Him and his finance look like Makaveli's parents.

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #201 on:** January 19, 2016, 02:02:31 AM »

When your PAWG uses grocery bags for a makeshift dental dam

Knowing you're a few bites away from some unprotected anilingus

Throwing away the fruit roll-up but keeping the cellophane

News:

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