Author Topic: Confessions thread (Read 18043 times)

CatsCatsCats · « **on:** November 17, 2015, 01:35:30 AM »

Post your confessions itt

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #1 on:** November 17, 2015, 01:36:27 AM »

I bought a storm trooper onesie for Halloween, didn't wear it out, have been wearing to bed

Yulwei · « **Reply #2 on:** November 17, 2015, 06:37:24 AM »

i think taco bell sucks

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #3 on:** November 17, 2015, 07:18:50 AM »

Sometimes when looking a my copy of ni no kuni, I wish I had bought the version of Ni No Kuni with the plush doll.

toku · « **Reply #4 on:** November 17, 2015, 07:19:43 AM »

I am okay with a coservative amount of mayonnaise on a sandwhich.

Yulwei · « **Reply #5 on:** November 17, 2015, 07:31:42 AM »

toku has good taste in condiments

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #6 on:** November 17, 2015, 07:41:57 AM »

I've never seen Chinatown

Kara · « **Reply #7 on:** November 17, 2015, 08:09:35 AM »

Once in Catholic school I went to Confession.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #8 on:** November 17, 2015, 08:11:53 AM »

I farted in the elevator this morning. To my defense it was 6:03am and I didn't expect it to get to my floor and see 4 people waiting to get on. I casually blamed our IT guy.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #9 on:** November 17, 2015, 08:21:10 AM »

I'm pretty much perfect, except for the compulsive lying.

king of the internet · « **Reply #10 on:** November 17, 2015, 01:20:11 PM »

I've never sucked a cock.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #11 on:** November 17, 2015, 02:17:32 PM »

Quote from: toku on November 17, 2015, 07:19:43 AM

I am okay with a coservative amount of mayonnaise on a sandwhich.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Mayo with the right deli meat is pretty great

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T234 · « **Reply #12 on:** November 17, 2015, 02:54:59 PM »

I once threw a chair through a 10'x10' plate glass restaurant window over somebody putting mayo in my order of macaroni and cheese.

I once ate a woman's pussy out for a Klondike Bar.

I don't like Van Morrison hardly at all.

I have Jungle Fever.

This post would be A-L-O-T longer if I was on my deathbed or in a non-extradition country.

Kara · « **Reply #13 on:** November 17, 2015, 05:01:32 PM »

When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed in reentry my first thought on seeing the news was that it was so typical for the first Israeli astronaut to have died over Palestine, Texas.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #14 on:** November 17, 2015, 05:04:10 PM »

Quote from: T234 on November 17, 2015, 02:54:59 PM

I once ate a woman's pussy out for a Klondike Bar.

Well, I guess we now know T234's answer to "what would you do for a Klondike Bar."

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #15 on:** November 17, 2015, 06:11:28 PM »

Quote from: Yulwei on November 17, 2015, 06:37:24 AM

i think taco bell sucks

Liking Taco Bell in 2015 is like being a Nintendo fan in 2015: their glory days have long since passed but they still put out something halfway decent once in a while.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #16 on:** November 17, 2015, 06:21:53 PM »

Currently suffering from hemorrhoids $:-\$

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #17 on:** November 17, 2015, 06:25:17 PM »

I once actually did get busy in a Burger King bathroom.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #18 on:** November 17, 2015, 06:25:52 PM »

I got in a fist fight with a beloved raider and I'd say I won.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #19 on:** November 17, 2015, 06:26:10 PM »

I like big butts and I can not lie.

Kara · « **Reply #20 on:** November 17, 2015, 06:31:11 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on November 17, 2015, 06:25:52 PM

I got in a fist fight with a beloved raider and I'd say I won.

Can't believe someone would fight Sebastian Janikowski, smh.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #21 on:** November 17, 2015, 06:34:13 PM »

Quote from: Kara on November 17, 2015, 06:31:11 PM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on November 17, 2015, 06:25:52 PM
I got in a fist fight with a beloved raider and I'd say I won.

Can't believe someone would fight Sebastian Janikowski, smh.

He would kick my ass. Don't fuck with that dude, he's a nut I hear.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #22 on:** November 17, 2015, 06:35:36 PM »

http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22475988/32026843

Kara · « **Reply #23 on:** November 17, 2015, 06:52:20 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on November 17, 2015, 06:35:36 PM

http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22475988/32026843

why seabass why

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #24 on:** November 17, 2015, 07:47:50 PM »

I pronounced 'indicted' phonetically until like a year and a half ago

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #25 on:** November 17, 2015, 07:52:17 PM »

Brehvolution · « **Reply #26 on:** November 17, 2015, 08:37:08 PM »

My son was way more excited for Fallout 4 than I was.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #27 on:** November 17, 2015, 09:42:10 PM »

No.

No more.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #28 on:** November 17, 2015, 11:28:20 PM »

The only Star Wars I've seen is Episode 3.

I just don't care that much for it

Trent Dole · « **Reply #29 on:** November 18, 2015, 12:48:25 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Nobody on November 17, 2015, 11:28:20 PM

The only Star Wars I've seen is Episode 3.

I just don't care that much for it

Well of course you don't, you've only seen one of the mediocre prequels.

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on November 17, 2015, 01:36:27 AM

I bought a storm trooper onesie for Halloween, didn't wear it out, have been wearing to bed

I got the Vader one and wear it to sleep now that it's cold as balls. Shit's comfy.

Rufus · « **Reply #30 on:** November 18, 2015, 08:26:08 AM »

Quote from: Trent Dole on November 18, 2015, 12:48:25 AM

Quote from: Mr. Nobody on November 17, 2015, 11:28:20 PM
The only Star Wars I've seen is Episode 3.

I just don't care that much for it
Well of course you don't, you've only seen one of the mediocre prequels.

Look at you disguising your anguish as mockery.

tiesto · « **Reply #31 on:** November 18, 2015, 11:55:52 AM »

Part of me is morbidly curious about what a Trump presidency would be like.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #32 on:** November 18, 2015, 12:56:28 PM »

i'm not gay

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #33 on:** November 18, 2015, 12:59:27 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on November 18, 2015, 12:56:28 PM

i'm not gay

So you still refuse to make eye contact, eh?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #34 on:** November 18, 2015, 01:02:43 PM »

no, I always look my victims in the eye

Kara · « **Reply #35 on:** November 18, 2015, 01:06:07 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on November 18, 2015, 12:56:28 PM

i'm not gay

Now post itt.

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=42216.0

mormapope · « **Reply #36 on:** November 18, 2015, 01:38:14 PM »

Contemplated using my brother's death as a way to fuck a chick I was infatuated with in highschool.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #37 on:** November 18, 2015, 01:49:28 PM »

Quote from: mormapope on November 18, 2015, 01:38:14 PM

Contemplated using my brother's death as a way to fuck a chick I was infatuated with in highschool.

I don't know the specifics of this event (sorry to hear about that), but IMO if I were dead I would be disappointed if my friends/bros didn't try, however ridiculous the situation may be, to get a lay out of it.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #38 on:** November 18, 2015, 02:00:28 PM »

Yep if anyone can use my death to bang chicks, go for it.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #39 on:** November 18, 2015, 02:08:52 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on November 18, 2015, 02:00:28 PM

Yep if anyone can use my death to bang chicks, go for it.

How does sunday work for you?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #40 on:** November 18, 2015, 02:13:54 PM »

I'll probably be finishing off Jessica Jones that day so no.

Kara · « **Reply #41 on:** November 18, 2015, 02:24:18 PM »

I only know how to tie shoes bunny ear. Thank the skeins of determinism I never have to be a dad and work in a loafers industry.

qq more · « **Reply #42 on:** November 18, 2015, 03:04:00 PM »

I like video games and I even own amiibos.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #43 on:** November 18, 2015, 03:23:20 PM »

I once owned a guns and roses album.

Tasty · « **Reply #44 on:** November 18, 2015, 03:43:52 PM »

Evanescence's debut album is one of my favorite of all time.

benjipwns · « **Reply #45 on:** November 18, 2015, 03:47:21 PM »

Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on November 17, 2015, 07:47:50 PM

I pronounced 'indicted' phonetically until like a year and a half ago

"commandeered" for 2/3rds of my life

Tasty · « **Reply #46 on:** November 18, 2015, 03:49:46 PM »

I have quite a few of those.

Matte as "matt-ay."

Ethernet as "ether-net."

There was one recently that I'm forgetting.

nachobro · « **Reply #47 on:** November 18, 2015, 03:51:44 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on November 18, 2015, 03:49:46 PM

Ethernet as "ether-net."

Wait is that wrong?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #48 on:** November 18, 2015, 03:52:29 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on November 18, 2015, 03:43:52 PM

Evanescence's debut album is one of my favorite of all time.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #49 on:** November 18, 2015, 03:52:52 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on November 18, 2015, 03:47:21 PM

Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on November 17, 2015, 07:47:50 PM
I pronounced 'indicted' phonetically until like a year and a half ago
"commandeered" for 2/3rds of my life

Come on, dear.

Tasty · « **Reply #50 on:** November 18, 2015, 03:56:02 PM »

Quote from: nachobro on November 18, 2015, 03:51:44 PM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on November 18, 2015, 03:49:46 PM
Ethernet as "ether-net."
Wait is that wrong?

Apparently it's eethernet.

Tasty · « **Reply #51 on:** November 18, 2015, 03:56:32 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on November 18, 2015, 03:52:29 PM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on November 18, 2015, 03:43:52 PM
Evanescence's debut album is one of my favorite of all time.

(Image removed from quote.)

I ain't about no lightweight shit confessions, this is the real stuff.

Kara · « **Reply #52 on:** November 18, 2015, 04:10:11 PM »

I used to say gerund with an initial voiced velar stop (g) instead of a voiced palato-alveolar affricate (j). Totally feel y'all's pain.

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #53 on:** November 18, 2015, 04:20:18 PM »

I gave Charlie Sheen HIV.

bork · « **Reply #54 on:** November 18, 2015, 04:56:35 PM »

I'm still a big ol' nerdy kid inside and love comics, games, animu (even the pervy shit

), toys, and all that crap. But generally can't stand being around others in real life who also like it.

Oh wait, that's like everyone else here.

bork · « **Reply #55 on:** November 18, 2015, 04:58:39 PM »

I've never been to a 'real' music concert. Ever. No idea why. Seen comedians and that's it.

I frequently miss out on big TV series that everyone else is into. Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Game Of Thrones...never seen them.

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #56 on:** November 18, 2015, 05:10:41 PM »

I was a fat kid growing up.

Loss the weight freshman year of high school and vowed never again.

Never been this fat

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #57 on:** November 18, 2015, 05:36:12 PM »

You don't need to use your pinkies like this guy, but please fix your life, Kara

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #58 on:** November 18, 2015, 05:39:19 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on November 18, 2015, 03:49:46 PM

I have quite a few of those.

Matte as "matt-ay."

Ethernet as "ether-net."

There was one recently that I'm forgetting.

I used to say "para-dig-em" as a youth

Kara · « **Reply #59 on:** November 18, 2015, 05:55:41 PM »

It makes me livid when someone uses "write-off" to mean "deduction". Like I hate the

smiley, but I'm pretty much screaming internally when this happens.

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