Author Topic: Confessions thread (Read 18042 times)

toku · « **Reply #60 on:** November 18, 2015, 06:05:12 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on November 18, 2015, 01:02:43 PM

no, I always look my victims in the eye

it's not gay if the balls don't touch

king of the internet · « **Reply #61 on:** November 18, 2015, 06:38:34 PM »

Quote from: Swishercrat on November 18, 2015, 05:10:41 PM

I was a fat kid growing up.

Loss the weight freshman year of high school and vowed never again.

Never been this fat(Image removed from quote.)

How much do you weigh? BMI? Need details so I can feel better about myself.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #62 on:** November 18, 2015, 07:12:04 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on November 18, 2015, 03:43:52 PM

Evanescence's debut album is one of my favorite of all time.

worst so far tbh

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #63 on:** November 18, 2015, 07:21:23 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on November 18, 2015, 03:43:52 PM

Evanescence's debut album is one of my favorite of all time.

I know a lot about confessions. But this is terrible.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #64 on:** November 18, 2015, 07:33:06 PM »

I used to insist that it was pronounced why-kee-pedia.

I suffer from masticaphobia, which means I can't stand the sound of people chewing.

I love Basshunter and other euro trash dance music. Not ashamed of that.

Atramental · « **Reply #65 on:** November 18, 2015, 07:37:49 PM »

The Bore is my confession thread.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #66 on:** November 18, 2015, 07:48:29 PM »

Don't know what to confess, there's so many embarrassing things

spoiler (click to show/hide)

But non more embarrassing than that Evanescence one

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Human Snorenado · « **Reply #67 on:** November 18, 2015, 07:57:58 PM »

...last date I went on (about a month and a half ago) went really well, went back to her place... and then, for the first time in my life, *IT* didn't work. It's like, motherfucker, YOU HAVE ONE JOB.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #68 on:** November 18, 2015, 08:42:44 PM »

You're old; its ok.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #69 on:** November 18, 2015, 08:49:14 PM »

As soon as I'm not tired I'ma get up and whip the shit out of you, Arvie.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #70 on:** November 18, 2015, 08:51:56 PM »

I think maybe you were just tipsy or super anxious. The one time I couldn't finish was with a super hot chick while I was pretty drunk and a bit intimidated.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #71 on:** November 18, 2015, 08:54:37 PM »

Save your whip for the ladies, dude.

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #72 on:** November 18, 2015, 09:11:56 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on November 18, 2015, 06:38:34 PM

Quote from: Swishercrat on November 18, 2015, 05:10:41 PM
I was a fat kid growing up.

Loss the weight freshman year of high school and vowed never again.

Never been this fat(Image removed from quote.)

How much do you weigh? BMI? Need details so I can feel better about myself.

My BMI says I'm obese. Gained 60 lbs in 2 years

Was swole before I blew up so thankfully I don't look as fat as I sound.

Back on my keto-amphetamine diet and have been losing weight steadily.

Also entitled to a MFF threesome as a reward for hitting my goal weight

Having been too skinny before, being fat is definitely worse.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #73 on:** November 18, 2015, 09:34:58 PM »

numerous people on this website have seen my penis

spoiler (click to show/hide)

one irl

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Tasty · « **Reply #74 on:** November 18, 2015, 10:51:38 PM »

Atra I see you liking those anti-Evanescence posts

I know you're a self hating fan just like me

Come clean (

) breh

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #75 on:** November 18, 2015, 10:54:28 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on November 18, 2015, 09:34:58 PM

numerous people on this website have seen my penis

spoiler (click to show/hide)
one irl
[close]

"Tasty Meat likes this"

Hrmmm...wonder who that borian could possibly be...

Tasty · « **Reply #76 on:** November 18, 2015, 10:56:51 PM »

Actually I was hoping liking that post would be enough for him to send it to me.

Samson Manhug · « **Reply #77 on:** November 18, 2015, 11:00:25 PM »

Do we still swap nudes or are those days over?

Tasty · « **Reply #78 on:** November 19, 2015, 01:44:18 AM »

Haha.

I didn't really discover The Killers until way later though, and I think their latest album is their best yet.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #79 on:** November 19, 2015, 01:50:43 AM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on November 19, 2015, 01:30:06 AM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on November 18, 2015, 03:43:52 PM
Evanescence's debut album is one of my favorite of all time.

Evanescence, The Killers, Pokemon and Joss Whedon? You really are 14.

Forever a cool young dude

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #80 on:** November 19, 2015, 01:57:12 AM »

Quote from: bork laser on November 18, 2015, 04:58:39 PM

I've never been to a 'real' music concert. Ever. No idea why.

No joke, being privvy to a motherfucker like this seeing their first show can be the best thing ever

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #81 on:** November 19, 2015, 02:06:03 AM »

I buy fruit snacks and eat them.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #82 on:** November 20, 2015, 10:13:42 AM »

I still know the words to To Hell with the Devil, but now I find them funny as shit.

Kara · « **Reply #83 on:** November 20, 2015, 10:24:44 AM »

Every time I see a GMC Acadia I remember that the first time I saw one in person was in Quebec and sensibly chuckle at that.

bork · « **Reply #84 on:** November 20, 2015, 12:04:24 PM »

Taco Bell is not decent Mexico food. I'm not even sure if it qualifies as "food."

Sorry bros.

nachobro · « **Reply #85 on:** November 20, 2015, 12:19:29 PM »

Ead ufgt bish

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #86 on:** November 20, 2015, 12:38:10 PM »

Quote from: bork laser on November 20, 2015, 12:04:24 PM

Taco Bell is not decent Mexico food. I'm not even sure if it qualifies as "food."

Sorry bros.

Pls ban yourself, non-believer. K thx.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #87 on:** November 20, 2015, 01:00:50 PM »

Quote from: bork laser on November 20, 2015, 12:04:24 PM

Taco Bell is not decent Mexico food. I'm not even sure if it qualifies as "food."

Sorry bros.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #88 on:** November 20, 2015, 01:26:15 PM »

Quote from: bork laser on November 20, 2015, 12:04:24 PM

Taco Bell is not decent Mexico food. I'm not even sure if it qualifies as "food."

Sorry bros.

Reported

bork · « **Reply #89 on:** November 20, 2015, 01:37:55 PM »

Positive Touch · « **Reply #90 on:** November 20, 2015, 02:01:39 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on November 18, 2015, 03:23:20 PM

I once owned a guns and roses album.

I used to listen to a lot of icp

bork · « **Reply #91 on:** November 20, 2015, 02:24:29 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on November 20, 2015, 02:01:39 PM

I used to listen to a lot of icp

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #92 on:** November 20, 2015, 02:26:35 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on November 20, 2015, 02:01:39 PM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on November 18, 2015, 03:23:20 PM
I once owned a guns and roses album.

I used to listen to a lot of icp

I said Woot Woot

Positive Touch · « **Reply #93 on:** November 20, 2015, 03:00:48 PM »

:shrug I grew up in an area with a lot of hillbillies and icp had a bunch of songs about violently killing them

plz don't shun me guys

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #94 on:** November 20, 2015, 03:03:49 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on November 20, 2015, 02:01:39 PM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on November 18, 2015, 03:23:20 PM
I once owned a guns and roses album.

I used to listen to a lot of icp

Goodwill kept having ICP shirts every time I went, so I bought them for TD and he wears them.

Every once and a while someone makes a comment. The best was some dude came up to him in a bar and asked if he actually liked ICP, he didn't say anything. For those of you unfamiliar with his stats, TD is 6'6 and 240 lbs. Silence starts killing the dude and he starts looking scared, apologizes and hurries off.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #95 on:** November 20, 2015, 03:07:13 PM »

No one ever tries shit with him, they always just say "whoa you're fucking tall, how tall are you bro."

Tasty · « **Reply #96 on:** November 20, 2015, 03:17:38 PM »

Wait you're still with TD??

Congrats bae.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #97 on:** November 20, 2015, 03:21:36 PM »

Yah going on 4 years in a little over a month

Tasty · « **Reply #98 on:** November 20, 2015, 03:23:20 PM »

Quote from: Shadow Mod on November 20, 2015, 03:21:36 PM

Yah going on 4 years in a little over a month

Rufus · « **Reply #99 on:** November 20, 2015, 03:35:23 PM »

The hair adds a couple extra inches.

Well, proivided he still has big hair.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #100 on:** November 20, 2015, 03:36:43 PM »

Quote from: Rufus on November 20, 2015, 03:35:23 PM

The hair adds a couple extra inches.

Well, proivided he still has big hair.

Yup, hasn't been cut in a while, at its maximum poof it probably takes him up to 7 ft.

Kara · « **Reply #101 on:** November 20, 2015, 03:54:17 PM »

Used ICP shirts as a gag gift.

Huff · « **Reply #102 on:** November 20, 2015, 09:53:37 PM »

had two beers with dinner and am drunk. i remember when i used to be a champ

now i'm already regretting the hangover i'll have tomorrow

Huff · « **Reply #103 on:** November 20, 2015, 09:58:12 PM »

also pumpkin beer tastes like pumpkin

and shit

T234 · « **Reply #104 on:** November 21, 2015, 01:15:10 PM »

I got myself re-addicted to videogames.

Current Obsession? Advance Wars on GBA.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #105 on:** November 21, 2015, 01:45:35 PM »

That's a good addiction.

Kara · « **Reply #106 on:** November 21, 2015, 06:45:03 PM »

Somewhere on a firewire external hard drive there's a film school film that includes a scene in a video store where I pop up from the other side of a shelf with a copy of the creatively titled pornographic film The Sapornos and interrupt a conversation about the merits of color film processes with the non sequitur, "I like black and white!" (As far as film school films go this was excruciatingly film school.)

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #107 on:** November 21, 2015, 07:00:43 PM »

Pretty sure I have a serious eating disorder.

chronovore · « **Reply #108 on:** November 21, 2015, 07:14:35 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on November 18, 2015, 03:43:52 PM

Evanescence's debut album is one of my favorite of all time.

Is this a confession? Shit, I gotta confess, too. I not only like Fallen, I also really enjoy the follow-up album with everyone-except-Amy-Lee, We Are The Fallen.

Quote from: nachobro on November 18, 2015, 03:51:44 PM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on November 18, 2015, 03:49:46 PM
Ethernet as "ether-net."
Wait is that wrong?

So, wait, you were pronouncing it as "eh-ther-net"?

Quote from: T234 on November 21, 2015, 01:15:10 PM

I got myself re-addicted to videogames.

Current Obsession? Advance Wars on GBA.

That's a badass game. Don't post triumphs in the confession thread.

Tasty · « **Reply #109 on:** November 21, 2015, 08:54:23 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on November 21, 2015, 07:14:35 PM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on November 18, 2015, 03:43:52 PM
Evanescence's debut album is one of my favorite of all time.
Is this a confession? Shit, I gotta confess, too. I not only like Fallen, I also really enjoy the follow-up album with everyone-except-Amy-Lee, We Are The Fallen.

The Open Door wasn't bad, but yeah, it was sorely missing Moody. Never had the desire to look up his other stuff though, oddly.

Quote from: chronovore on November 21, 2015, 07:14:35 PM

Quote from: nachobro on November 18, 2015, 03:51:44 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on November 18, 2015, 03:49:46 PM
Ethernet as "ether-net."
Wait is that wrong?
So, wait, you were pronouncing it as "eh-ther-net"?

Yeah... :'(

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #110 on:** November 21, 2015, 08:58:37 PM »

Jesus it's like muddling in the failure to grow field here.

Your tears taste like pink skittles.

Tasty · « **Reply #111 on:** November 21, 2015, 09:08:16 PM »

bork · « **Reply #112 on:** November 22, 2015, 06:03:31 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on November 20, 2015, 03:00:48 PM

:shrug I grew up in an area with a lot of hillbillies and icp had a bunch of songs about violently killing them

plz don't shun me guys

Kara · « **Reply #113 on:** November 22, 2015, 07:36:07 PM »

At Subway today some poor schlep retail wage slave technically got there before I did, but they were futzing around on their phone and generally appeared clueless so I cut in and ordered even though by the maxim "to each according to their need" I shouldn't have because some 40 something ponce at the retail work camp was likely counting the seconds of the schlep's break since we all know an undisciplined labor force is really what's killing brick and mortar retail while I'm just working because I can.

Then the schlep ordered and fucked up at every possible stage, even pronouncing parmesan like a fucking redneck, and I felt completely fine with what I'd done.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #114 on:** November 22, 2015, 07:41:12 PM »

I rented DBZ Battle of the Gods on Vudu today. #DoubleWhammy.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #115 on:** November 22, 2015, 10:09:29 PM »

I've gained a greater appreciation for big asses as I've gotten older. I will always love big tits more but I just am starting to appreciate big asses, maybe in the past 1-2 years.

bork · « **Reply #116 on:** November 22, 2015, 10:35:10 PM »

Quote from: Mary Tyler Whore on November 22, 2015, 10:09:29 PM

I've gained a greater appreciation for big asses as I've gotten older. I will always love big tits more but I just am starting to appreciate big asses, maybe in the past 1-2 years.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #117 on:** November 23, 2015, 04:37:45 AM »

I'm going to listen to a police scanner during Thanksgiving...

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #118 on:** November 23, 2015, 06:55:14 AM »

Quote from: Kara on November 22, 2015, 07:36:07 PM

Then the schlep ordered and fucked up at every possible stage, even pronouncing parmesan like a fucking redneck, and I felt completely fine with what I'd done.

Parm-Asian is my favorite.

chronovore · « **Reply #119 on:** November 23, 2015, 05:17:49 PM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on November 23, 2015, 05:41:54 AM

Quote from: chronovore on November 21, 2015, 07:14:35 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on November 18, 2015, 03:43:52 PM
Evanescence's debut album is one of my favorite of all time.
Is this a confession? Shit, I gotta confess, too. I not only like Fallen, I also really enjoy the follow-up album with everyone-except-Amy-Lee, We Are The Fallen.

With one swift post Evanescence goes from tween rock to dad rock. This is the fastest I've seen this phenomena occur

THAT'S IT. GO TO YOUR ROOM.

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Author Topic: Confessions thread (Read 18042 times)