VOAT Containment Megathread of Trash People for Trash People

[D3RANG3D]

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=233432347&postcount=171

[Raist]

Live from the thread about Colin Moriarty's first video.

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[Nola]

Idk if you can really be MVP if your team is a 6th seed team in a playoffs set up where you don't even have to have a winning record to get in.

Based on modern history, you can't.

Since 1985 only two players on a team seeded below the 2nd seed have won the MVP. And in both cases they were the 3rd seed. Of those two occurrences, one was the 3rd seed on a technicality, because their team was in a three-way tie for the best record.



 

[Dennis]

Paging nudemacusers, paging nudemacusers.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1358314

[nudemacusers]

 

[I'm a Puppy!]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=233432347&postcount=171

Really I wonder what humor GAF likes beyond My Little Pony.

[railGUN]

GAF would have a great time at a taping of Ellen, I think... 

[benjipwns]

GAF would have a great time at a taping of Ellen, I think... 

with all that cultural appropriation going on?

[benjipwns]

ESPN tweeted this the other day:
https://twitter.com/ESPNNBA/status/849081527115935745

like 90% of the replies in the first ten minutes were variations on:
https://twitter.com/KeenJ94/status/849081737841913856

or "delete this"

i almost checked to see if there was a 35 page gaf thread but the new synthesis of BA has made me a stronger person

[counterhit]

Live from the thread about Colin Moriarty's first video.

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Colin Moriarty is the new Anita Sarkeesian. It's almost 1 to 1.

"How is he getting this much money?"
"People are just giving him money to make a political statement"
"This is so underproduced for the amount of money he got"
"This material is way too basic, basically a 101 course"
"He makes more money than I do in a year!"
"What's up with those ugly earrings?"

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The last one I made up, but it's true.

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Both internet shows seem crappy, but Moriarty might just end up putting out more shows in one year (or half of a year) than FemFreq's whole run

[stufte]

I prefer Pepsi over Coke.

[Jansen]

http://m.neogaf.com/member.php?u=20893
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/member.php?u=641177

why not try to hide that you're an alt account lol

[FreeNudeLyleLanley]

I prefer Pepsi over Coke.

You know who else preferred Pepsi over Coke?

[I'm a Puppy!]

I prefer Pepsi over Coke.

You know who else preferred Pepsi over Coke?

This guy!....and Hitler

[Jansen]

coke  just tastes better to me even tho i grew up in a flithy house of pepsites

[benjipwns]

I prefer Pepsi over Coke.

You know who else preferred Pepsi over Coke?

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok. - Shaquille O'Nealmacuser

[Raist]

entitlement
ɪnˈtʌɪt(ə)lmənt/
noun
noun: entitlement; plural noun: entitlements


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1358351

[Oblivion]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=233432347&postcount=171

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1358371

Pornhub vs Kendall Jenner. What do!?!

[Momo]

The porn industry is like the one industry that can do just about whatever the fuck it is they want because they hold so many people's orgasms in their hands.

[Valkyrie]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1358371

Pornhub vs Kendall Jenner. What do!?!

Look at all the fine gentlemen standing up for a woman who will never in her life acknowledge or need them. I bet if you confront them for being hateful towards Pornhub, they'll tell you "They don't even watch porn" because how can you support such a terrible website who sexually objectify women?!?!

[Momo]

Guys who deny watching porn are the type that will go out and murder people someday.

[Valkyrie]

Guys who deny watching porn are the type that will go out and murder people someday.

And yet there's still worse: Girls/partners who say watching porn is the same as cheating.

[FunSlower]

Bobby Roberts

[FunSlower]

Any meltdowns in the scorpio thread?

I'm sure if we don't have one yet, it's in the mail. I'm ready 

[FStop7]

Holy fuck that Forza screenshot. 

[Atramental]

Link of said screenshot?

[bork]

Link of said screenshot?

Here. 

[bork]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1358443
How close can I optimize a Dodge Charger to look like a Police Car?

...without being pulled over for impersonating a police officer. I wanted to buy a Dodge charger and had an idea in my head to drive down the highway trolling ppl into slowing down to the speed limit as I drive by. No, I am not pulling ppl over or any of that crap, just wanted to look as closely as a police car as possible without being pulled over for a ticket. Of course I would only do this for awhile and then change it back to a normal car,  but what are my limits?

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=233462252&postcount=87

GameFAQS is that way m8.

[stufte]

from the (now closed) pornhub thread:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=233453577&postcount=64

Yes, everyone who is stating the fact that this is gross is only doing it to feel like they are doing something.

It's not like this is a message board where the point is to give your opinions on the topic at hand.

 

[Brehvolution]

That 360 no scope

[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1358351

This "lady wouldn't take my picture" thread is really an eye opener as to how entitled, self-centered, and socially stunted people on GAF can be.  I didn't think it was possible after all this time.

[benjipwns]

I still wonder if it would have been possible for Obama to make the appointment without Senate approval based on the idea that no hearing means the Senate absolved itself from its responsibilities. It would have gone to the SCOTUS and almost certainly would have failed but I still wonder about it...

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1358351

This "lady wouldn't take my picture" thread is really an eye opener as to how entitled, self-centered, and socially stunted people on GAF can be.  I didn't think it was possible after all this time.

First response is all that's necessary.

[Raist]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1358371

Pornhub vs Kendall Jenner. What do!?!

GAF would you want this said to your daughter?

Dear god no of course. A good chunk of GAF would probably be OK to have her married to a Saudi Prince though.

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At age 10.

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[benjipwns]

If republicans pull the nuclear option for legislation there will be riots, fires, and deaths. I will welcome it too.

I welcome it now. The GOP stole a supreme court seat for a generation. Until I'm approaching retirement. And with the aid of a foreign power. Without a plurality of voters behind them.

I don't have the balls to do anything. I admit it. I'm weak. Perhaps someone else does. Fear for their own well being might whip them into shape where consideration for civil discourse and the principles of democracy failed.

I'm fucking done with discouraging violence. I won't encourage it. I won't organize it. Democracy only works with the consent of the losers. I will tolerate violence against those who have, by violation of this fundamental, unspoken rule, taken up arms against our democracy.

The GOP did not tolerate democracy when they lost. And when the democrat lost, republicans changed the rules to weaken then further. If they are targeted by others... so be it.

I can't believe I've reached this point where I am willing to discard my empathy. I feel like a monster. But, being tribal creatures who look to leadership for guidance and shaping of our behavior and morals (such is the power of language), against the onslaught of our political leaders as we have now, I am becoming lost.

I hope someone can arise to save me from my own moral downfall, and that time may take its toll on people like Mitch McConnell, so that it may mend my wounds.

Sure. And maybe they try that healthcare bill again. Would be blood on the streets.

This is the point where we as Americans need to stand up and say enough is enough.

This isn't democracy. We need to be in the streets and make them hear us.

What's the point of the filibuster if it can just be nuked. And from this point forward, what's the point of Democrat senators even showing up?

what happens to Gorsuch if/when evidence of treason by Trump and co. does surface?

As long as Gorsuch instead of Garland sits on the court, it'll be a good reminder to me to never ever vote Republican.

[bluemax]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=233480529&postcount=3352

Mods must be slow today, this Sony Soldier is still alive.

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=233480529&postcount=3352

Mods must be slow today, this Sony Soldier is still alive.

[agrajag]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1358512

latinx


is this really necessary? What's wrong with just saying latin? 

[benjipwns]

Liu Kang destroying the ignorants in that thread.

[daemon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1358351

This "lady wouldn't take my picture" thread is really an eye opener as to how entitled, self-centered, and socially stunted people on GAF can be.  I didn't think it was possible after all this time.

First response is all that's necessary.

Some people only get it when you go nuclear on them.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1358351

This "lady wouldn't take my picture" thread is really an eye opener as to how entitled, self-centered, and socially stunted people on GAF can be.  I didn't think it was possible after all this time.

It's the weird duality that a lot of people on GAF have: they talk a big game about empathy but expect the world to cater to their every whim and they get pissy if something doesn't go 100% their way.

You could say that many of them live a life of...privilege

[Dennis]

Thread is too dumb for words.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1358512

[bluemax]

https://twitter.com/MyNameIsMJP/status/850091884588417024

Is someone impersonating him?

[stufte]

https://twitter.com/MyNameIsMJP/status/850091884588417024

Is someone impersonating him?

When you drive away all your real industry insiders, just impersonate them! 

[Raist]

Thread is too dumb for words.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1358512

Sure, why not. Once that's done, let's get rid of the judicial branch as well, for good measure.

[Great Rumbler]

Thread is too dumb for words.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1358512

Which half?

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[Raist]

Still doesn't beat that one IMO

[railGUN]

A "good" web forum can't exist without careful moderation, but society will be fine without police. Yeah, sure.

[Dennis]

A "good" web forum can't exist without careful moderation, but society will be fine without police. Yeah, sure.

Goddamn that is good.

Seems like something I would post on GAF and get banned for.

[stufte]

A "good" web forum can't exist without careful moderation, but society will be fine without police. Yeah, sure.

Make Besada a police officer in this new world order.

[Raist]

A "good" web forum can't exist without careful moderation, but society will be fine without police. Yeah, sure.

Make Besada a police officer in this new world order.

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[Olivia Wilde Homo]

A "good" web forum can't exist without careful moderation, but society will be fine without police. Yeah, sure.

Goddamn that is good.

Seems like something I would post on GAF and get banned for.

Time to kill off one of my alts: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=233501887#post233501887

[stufte]

 

[Syph]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1358512

latinx


is this really necessary? What's wrong with just saying latin? 

it took me a couple of posts before i realized that wasn't a joke

[nudemacusers]

'Other forum"? What is this.

Othering in 2017 

[nudemacusers]

A "good" web forum can't exist without careful moderation, but society will be fine without police. Yeah, sure.

Goddamn that is good.

Seems like something I would post on GAF and get banned for.

Time to kill off one of my alts: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=233501887#post233501887

not the uguu king!

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=233490930&postcount=126

Fuck, my blood curdled reading that shit. Revolting.

What's with this modern trend of taking some seriously fucked up emotional shit, then sitting down and explaining it rationally in an effort to make it seem 'healthy'? This is about serious self-esteem issues in the man involved. Rather than engage in this kind of bullshit, said men should get psychiatric help and relationship counselling.

'But they enjoy it!' Yes, and people enjoy drinking themselves into alocoholism and extreme sports that risk their lives and dieting to the point of anorexia and all sorts of other unhealthy mental anguish feedback loops. Whatever, you can do what you like and I can sit here and judge the hell out of you. I'll happily play the role of kinkshamer, degenerate.

Reminds me of the girl who swore she was okay with her (far more attractive) boyfriend sleeping around because "open relationships are so progressive" and "you don't OWN a partner" and so on and so on. Of course she tried to kill herself shortly thereafter. And of course she denied that her open relationship had anything to do with it when anyone with two eyes could see she was heartbroken about the whole thing. She'd fucking tear up talking about it while swearing it was a great lifestyle choice. Jesus christ. Same shit here.