VOAT Containment Megathread of Trash People for Trash People

[benjipwns]

BOBBY ROBERTS: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=248026085&postcount=977

[benjipwns]

Told you it was over. Really a pointless press conference(which he answered zero questions), like Sessions was going to defend this.

Que up them riots. Seems like this country needs another civil rights movement. In 2017, let that sink in for a minute.

if only he had stuck to his watching the inauguration boycott this all could have been avoided

[benjipwns]

Thread taught me that Guardians of the Galaxy is an entirely different genre and the only things they have in common are being set in space.

[jorma]

BOBBY ROBERTS: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=248026085&postcount=977

And then like two posts later announces that he didn't actually imply anything when he used all those italics to denote his emphasis. No shame in that dude what so ever. 

[Raist]

ModBot closed the Hillary book thread while calling her a jerk:

This stopped being about Clinton's book pages and pages ago, and is just another thread in which jerks on both sides go through their litany of crimes again while the country burns. Grow up.

Problematic.

[Jenkem]

ModBot closed the Hillary book thread while calling her a jerk:

This stopped being about Clinton's book pages and pages ago, and is just another thread in which jerks on both sides go through their litany of crimes again while the country burns. Grow up.

holy shit!

BOTH SIDES!?!?!

modbot a white moderate darling confirmed?

stay safe.

[benjipwns]

No, no, no, in this case being a moderate pragmatic centrist who patiently explains and talks things out is a good thing rather than a toxic progressive Berniebro demanding ponies and throwing violent tantrums when they don't get their way.

It really is tiring having to explain all this to you guys.

[VomKriege]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=248028023

[venereology]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=248028023

which one of you hijacked bobberts' account

[Himu]

Hahahahahaha did a gaffer really say that only white people dont like Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton?! The only black folks I know who fuck with them are boomers like my mom.

[benjipwns]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=248028023

well know we know his trigger phrase at least

[Jenkem]

WET BLOODFART

[benjipwns]

  . (Not that homeopathic shit Alex Jones sells which is basically just water.)

r u SRS benji? I just got my bottle of silver bullet in the mail today

https://qz.com/1010684/all-the-wellness-products-american-love-to-buy-are-sold-on-both-infowars-and-goop/

We at Quartz have created a compendium, from Ashwagandha to zizyphus, of the magical healing ingredients both sides of the political spectrum are buying, and how they are presented to each. We looked at the ingredients used in products sold on the Infowars store, and compared them to products on the wellness shops Moon Juice and Goop. All make similar claims about the health benefits of these ingredients, but what gets called “Super Male Vitality” by Infowars is branded as “Sex Dust” by Moon Juice.

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=248079359&postcount=18

 

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=248080247

FUCK h3. Alt-reich-hugging assholes.

 

[jorma]

Neogafs law.
Every thread on gaf will eventually be about how to resist Trump and his alt reich.

[daycru]

No. That's a dumb post. Don't make those.

Still "on tilt?"

[zomgee]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=248079359&postcount=18

 

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=248080247

FUCK h3. Alt-reich-hugging assholes.

 

I'm not going to give them MY CLICK.

That's how you actively protest, folks.

Not clicking.

Also this gem:

"I give everyone one chance to disappoint me."

                                                 - QuantumBro 2017

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=248079359&postcount=18

 

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=248080247

FUCK h3. Alt-reich-hugging assholes.

 

well like...i mean:

[stufte]

Of course GAF hates Jews.

[TakingBackSunday]

wet bloodfart is a low key great name

[samfish]

Am I crazy, or didn't a mod chance his name to wet bloodfart at some point?

[stufte]

They should all be wet bloodfarts.

[Jenkem]

Steve "Wet" YoungbloodFart
 

[Vertigo]

How is that Star Wars thread just past 44 pages on gaf

 

[benjipwns]

wet bloodfart

[benjipwns]

Who Posted? Total Posts: 2,317
User Name   Posts
Surfinn   137
Toa TAK   87
Bobby Roberts   70
JCHandsom   52
Sephzilla   46
Inferno313   46
WhiteRabbitEXE   42
BronsonLee   32
Fat4all   31
Lifejumper   30
Bronx-Man   29
Lizzy   29
jett   27
AlexFlame116   25


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Wet Bloodfart   7

"quality, not quantity" ~nudemac bloodfart. CEO of Nintendo

[TakingBackSunday]

70 fucking posts, christ

[seagrams hotsauce]

I love how he just can't fathom the idea that just maybe Disney has some influence on who's directing the latest installment of the franchise they paid a gazillion dollars for

[zomgee]

I love how he just can't fathom the idea that just maybe Disney has some influence on who's directing the latest installment of the franchise they paid a gazillion dollars for

lol

[Rman]

How is that Star Wars thread just past 44 pages on gaf

 

I really don't get it.

[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=248079359&postcount=18

 

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=248080247

FUCK h3. Alt-reich-hugging assholes.

 

As far as I can tell, h3h3 exist by feeding on YouTube and Twitch drama.  They just want to be in the middle of controversy.  And the guy's wife sounds like she's either wasted out of her mind or has a head injury.

[I'm a Puppy!]

I love how he just can't fathom the idea that just maybe Disney has some influence on who's directing the latest installment of the franchise they paid a gazillion dollars for

Why would you even think that they would anything to do with Lucasfilm

[clothedmacuser]

H3H3 is friends with pewdipie. 

Pewdipie is a "nazi"

Therefore H3h3 is a bad person.

Justin Roiland (voice of Rick and Morty) pals around with H3H3 and gets no criticism?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1429298

[Averon]

H3H3 is friends with pewdipie. 

Pewdipie is a "nazi"

Therefore H3h3 is a bad person.

Justin Roiland (voice of Rick and Morty) pals around with H3H3 and gets no criticism?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1429298

At least some in that thread are realizing how much GAF is jumping the shark with their habit of labeling everyone a Nazi.

[Jansen]

Look, since Roiland is friends with this guy, I should hope anyone boycotting H3 adds Rick and Morty to the list.

you know that ain't happening

[clothedmacuser]

On the possibility of DACA becoming law.

I also await the "you illegals should be thanking our generous leader for his take and give." thinkpieces and tweets from crazy ass republicans and moderates.

MODERATES!

[Boredfrom]

They aren't wrong. There is a magic and excitement to scarcity.

Never change Nintendo stans, at least someone give him a good counter

The magic and excitement of being unable to find a SNES Classic for under 200 dollars.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1429616&page=3

I think Nintendo as a company really drinks to much of that kool aid of "japanese sensibility" as a excuse. That Green tea example was terrible in getting the point across.

[clothedmacuser]

Considering how every man in the country suddenly needs cialis and they're not over 30 yet I'd say that's a pretty good connection to make ( that and our gross consumption of sugar)

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=248124734#post248124734


 

This guy has friends and a GF who are great at lying.  And nice people, I might add.

[Momo]

sometimes when I click through to thread you guys link here there are some posts that's just astounding

The primary subject of conversation in this thread should be "Justin Roiland calls Joel Osteen's Church as Rick, woman starts speaking in "tongues"" It would be reasonable for a secondary subject of conversation in the thread to be about Justin Roiland's views or opinions. It would be reasonable for a tertiary subject of conversation in the thread to be about people Justin Roiland is connected to.

It is not reasonable for ANYONE in this thread to be attacking More_Badass subtextually because he posted GIFs of a game he thought looked good before people found out the developer had some ugly opinions -- or, indeed, to characterize a member of the site posting about a game they're interested in as a "moderator using their power to promote a game".

Further posts on that subject will be deleted.

[clothedmacuser]

sometimes when I click through to thread you guys link here there are some posts that's just astounding

The primary subject of conversation in this thread should be "Justin Roiland calls Joel Osteen's Church as Rick, woman starts speaking in "tongues"" It would be reasonable for a secondary subject of conversation in the thread to be about Justin Roiland's views or opinions. It would be reasonable for a tertiary subject of conversation in the thread to be about people Justin Roiland is connected to.

It is not reasonable for ANYONE in this thread to be attacking More_Badass subtextually because he posted GIFs of a game he thought looked good before people found out the developer had some ugly opinions -- or, indeed, to characterize a member of the site posting about a game they're interested in as a "moderator using their power to promote a game".

Further posts on that subject will be deleted.

No clue what this means but   
Maybe 10 years ago I would agree with that point but since then GAF has lost so much legitimacy.  And prestige, viewers, members, game creators, sense of proportion, definition of words like; nazi, literally, fascist, comedy and as sense of humor.

[agrajag]

Guys, can we please focus on the fact that H3H3 are literal nazis that need to be punched? 

[counterhit]

Joe Rogan extends platform to former Google employee James Demore
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1429655

The OP wrote a long screed (or manifesto?) about Rogan without taking a single quote from the episode.

[clothedmacuser]

 

[ModernBoxes]

Joe Rogan extends platform to former Google employee James Demore
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1429655

The OP wrote a long screed (or manifesto?) about Rogan without taking a single quote from the episode.

Neogaf calling joe rogan alt right.

Seriously the board is a pathetic parody of itself nowadays.

[agrajag]

Neogaf calling joe rogan alt right.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1429655

Seriously the board is a pathetic parody of itself nowadays.

It's alt-reich, get it reich.

[ModernBoxes]

Neogaf calling joe rogan alt right.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1429655

Seriously the board is a pathetic parody of itself nowadays.

It's alt-reich, get it reich.

It's all on the first page. Only one contrarian. That's the population remaining on neogaf. A place so fucking absurdly left that even I as a liberal feel "alt reich"

[agrajag]

It's not that they're "too left," it's that they banned all the normal people and only the crazies remain.

[Jenkem]

[counterhit]

Anyway, Joe Rogan is like a pair of pull-ups for intellectual bedwetters. That's basically his appeal. He's a dimbulb who is just smart enough to provide an aspirational figure for other assholes who want to feel smart without having to make a commitment to actually learning shit.

That sorta thing appeals to training-wheels cynics who care more about cheating their way to unearned intellectual "superiority" than they do actually knowing whatever the fuck it is they're talking about.

Bobby Roberts, who doesn't discuss philosophy, literature, or science, but does spend hours every day talking about Disney, Marvel, Lucasfilm, and various pop culture entities as if they were equivalent. Not that fake shit, he's coming to dominate your next Star Wars thread with some true, earned intellectual superiority.

 

[clothedmacuser]

Joe Rogan extends platform to former Google employee James Demore
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1429655

The OP wrote a long screed (or manifesto?) about Rogan without taking a single quote from the episode.

Joe Rogan is interviewing the guy who wrote the Google memo saying how men are better than women and liberals are destroying america. 

20 years ago that is what 60 Minutes, 20/20, Connie Chung Tonight, Frontline and Dateline would do. 


"And I'm Morley Safer.  All that tonight as we promote nazis!!!"

[agrajag]

well, he is a lore expert

[clothedmacuser]

Anyway, Joe Rogan is like a pair of pull-ups for intellectual bedwetters. That's basically his appeal. He's a dimbulb who is just smart enough to provide an aspirational figure for other assholes who want to feel smart without having to make a commitment to actually learning shit.

That sorta thing appeals to training-wheels cynics who care more about cheating their way to unearned intellectual "superiority" than they do actually knowing whatever the fuck it is they're talking about.

Bobby Roberts, who doesn't discuss philosophy, literature, or science, but does spend hours every day talking about Disney, Marvel, Lucasfilm, and various pop culture entities as if they were equivalent. Not that fake shit, he's coming to dominate your next Star Wars thread with some true, earned intellectual superiority.

 

I have to assume that Portland opposes Common Core given the education BB has.   He thinks he is smart despite being the experimental creation of DARPA developing a sentient form of TvTropes.com.  Perhaps he(it) is a tragic figure instead.

[agrajag]

Robert Roberts is an intellectual giant in his own mind.

[Jenkem]

What we need to do is to lobby to get Bobby Roberts on Joe Rogan's podcast. He could dazzle the world with his impeccable insight into the world of pop culture cinema. Not only that, but certainly if anyone could show Joe Rogan that there are certain hills you shouldn't die on it's Bobby Roberts. Imagine how much greater this world would be with one less gamergator alt right nazi!

Certainly this is something The Bore could get behind.

#LobbyBobby
#LobbyRoberts

[Jenkem]

   


You actually think you know more about Star Wars than me, kiddo?

[agrajag]

He actually doesn't know that much about Star Wars. He doesn't care about the "RPG stats" and other nerd-details that is the world building of the franchise. He cares about character arcs and themes. Of Star Wars films. 

[Momo]

I give rogan a lot of shit, still weird seeing people pretend the dude isnt anything but overwhelmingly left leaning.

[counterhit]

The thing about Rogan is that he's mainly just a "dude". I wouldn't call him particularly dumb, but he's obviously not a genius. His attitudes and beliefs can dip into dumb shit, but a lot it is based on "common sense". I find it a little hard believe people don't have friends who are kind of like that, especially when they are high. There's like this intense ideological filtering process among GAF's most vocal that leaves me wondering if it's all a sort of hero role-play just for online or these guys have dysfunctional friendships driven by paranoia offline.

[nudemacusers]

Rogan called the president a fucking idiot (or something to the effect) like a week ago when he talked to Hannibal buress 

[VomKriege]

I'm legit positive that if Rogan was some scrawny or fat beta dude with a shitty beard and soft voice, GAF would love him for his political and social views. Any thread outside of FitnessGAF that is about anyone in shape is teeming with jealousy and self-loathing projected onto someone for daring to exercise and eat well, no matter the actual topic at hand.

H3H3 is chubby, doesn't help.