VOAT Containment Megathread of Trash People for Trash People

[Tasty]

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the news tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is this happening? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the FBI is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Hillary to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought she was polling well everywhere? This is so fucked.

Please tell me this is a meme or some shit.

IIRC it was originally a Bernie fan reacting to FBI closing their investigation in June.

Edit- https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/4n3mqw/what_is_the_origin_of_the_chicken_nugget_meme/

[railGUN]

Whew!

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=221900091&postcount=41

[Joe Molotov]

Whew!

Protip: If a post mentions chicken nuggets/tenders, it's copypasta. Unless it's an Atra post.

[Mr. Nobody]

You have been banned for the following reason:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=221887059&postcount=903, Fuck on off back to The Bore with you until you can address the actual arguments in the thread, instead whining about GAF.

Date the ban will be lifted: 11-18-2016, 02:00 PM


 

[CatsCatsCats]

Question the hive mind and be excised from the hive mind

[Momo]

You have been banned for the following reason:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=221887059&postcount=903, Fuck on off back to The Bore with you until you can address the actual arguments in the thread, instead whining about GAF.

Date the ban will be lifted: 11-18-2016, 02:00 PM


 

mad? full on triggered

[I'm a Puppy!]

You have been banned for the following reason:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=221887059&postcount=903, Fuck on off back to The Bore with you until you can address the actual arguments in the thread, instead whining about GAF.

Date the ban will be lifted: 11-18-2016, 02:00 PM


 

Besada strikes again.

[Alcoholic Fish]

That Patrice smiley matched up perfect with the dialogue

[Tasty]

Holy shit that Pokemon thread

I'm 100% for more fluidity in games, but:

- This is Nintendo
- It's currently suitable for 99.99%+ of the population
- Children who are actually nonbinary have not complained about it

Ugh I promised I wouldn't get tied up in GAF shit but this is so ridiculous.

This is the problem with Game Freak allowing more trainer customization. Suddenly people want the whole horse.

This wouldn't be a problem if there were a single main player character like before Crystal.

[Mr. Nobody]

That Patrice smiley matched up perfect with the dialogue

That's Corey Holcomb lol

[Alcoholic Fish]

Fuck I'm white.

[stufte]

Fuck I'm white.

Sorry you had to find out this way. 

[Tasty]

Holy shit that Pokemon thread

I'm 100% for more fluidity in games, but:

- This is Nintendo
- It's currently suitable for 99.99%+ of the population
- Children who are actually nonbinary have not complained about it

Ugh I promised I wouldn't get tied up in GAF shit but this is so ridiculous.

This is the problem with Game Freak allowing more trainer customization. Suddenly people want the whole horse.

This wouldn't be a problem if there were a single main player character like before Crystal.

Something I wonder when people complain about this: if the kid is indeed trans and knows it, won't they just pick the gender they identify with? Even then, Lot's of dudes pick girls and vice versa without being trans sooooo what are these people on about?

There do exist people who don't identify with either gender (or both), but I wonder about what they normally choose in other videogames too.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Holy shit that Pokemon thread

I'm 100% for more fluidity in games, but:

- This is Nintendo
- It's currently suitable for 99.99%+ of the population
- Children who are actually nonbinary have not complained about it

Ugh I promised I wouldn't get tied up in GAF shit but this is so ridiculous.

This is the problem with Game Freak allowing more trainer customization. Suddenly people want the whole horse.

This wouldn't be a problem if there were a single main player character like before Crystal.

Ahem, no alt-right pls Tasty 

[Tasty]

I think in an ideal world every game with player character customization would have a Saints Row gender slider, but games are a reflection of the times and it probably won't happen until there's a high penetration of pro-gender fluid thinking in world culture. So yeah, not happening with Nintendo this century. It's sort of amazing they added a female PC as early as they did (Crystal), does Yokai Watch even let you play as a girl?

[El Babua]

Demon's Souls had a gender slider along with the binary choice.

Based FROMSoft

[I'm a Puppy!]

I just never put much stock into my characters I guess. The could be blocks of wood. If the game was good, I wouldn't care.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

But only oak wood. None of that Aspen shitlord stuff.

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[Tasty]

I don't mean to belittle the thread topic, but the thread itself is basically an orgy of back-patting. As this rate I wonder how soon it will be until someone complains that it's Super Smash "Brothers."

[archie4208]

Question the hive mind and be excised from the hive mind

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[thisismyusername]

Holy shit that Pokemon thread

I'm 100% for more fluidity in games, but:

- This is Nintendo
- It's currently suitable for 99.99%+ of the population
- Children who are actually nonbinary have not complained about it

Ugh I promised I wouldn't get tied up in GAF shit but this is so ridiculous.

This is the problem with Game Freak allowing more trainer customization. Suddenly people want the whole horse.

This wouldn't be a problem if there were a single main player character like before Crystal.

Something I wonder when people complain about this: if the kid is indeed trans and knows it, won't they just pick the gender they identify with? Even then, Lot's of dudes pick girls and vice versa without being trans sooooo what are these people on about?

There do exist people who don't identify with either gender (or both), but I wonder about what they normally choose in other videogames too.

Broseidon: Confirm/Deny?

[stufte]

I'm confident enough in my sexuality/gender identity to be able to play as a man, woman, otherkin, spacegoo, etc. as long as the game is good. If gender choices upset you in games, maybe it's time to stop playing games and get therapy.

[thisismyusername]

Now that's a meme I haven't seen in a long time. A lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng time.

[FStop7]

Fret about gender in a game in which we subjugate animals and force them to fight each other for our entertainment, brehs 

[Great Rumbler]

I'm the most boring straight CIS white man ever and I play as women in videogames all the time.

[helios]

I'm the most boring straight CIS white man ever and I play as women in videogames all the time.

I play only as FemShep in Mass Effect.

[VomKriege]

OMFG! That is by far, the BEST user created burn I have EVER seen. Goddamn perfection ! I bet even Sean laughed before he cried.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=221947183&postcount=2104


Everyone loves SunhiLegends gifs, you don't have to work the shaft that hard.

[Mr. Nobody]

I'm the most boring straight CIS white man ever and I play as women in videogames all the time.

I play only as FemShep in Mass Effect.

And she better be renegade

[helios]

I'm the most boring straight CIS white man ever and I play as women in videogames all the time.

I play only as FemShep in Mass Effect.

And she better be renegade

Is there any other way?

[helios]

  Cool blue eyes 

[helios]

 

[FStop7]

Bioware and their camera angles.

[Dennis]

Suck it haters.

[stufte]

Renegade all the way baby

[benjipwns]

It's one of the worst examples I've ever seen of the internet being shit, and I was genuinely worried for a while that there would end up being a tragedy of some sort because of the massive over-reaction to a mediocre game that didn't quite do what it promised. And this tweet, unfortunately, is only going to make things that much worse - regardless if it's a hack or not.

[benjipwns]

lol at people turning on each other in that Comey thread over nothing

drink everytime "I'm a Hillary voter" or "I support Hillary" is futilely pulled out in defense if you want alcohol poisoning

[benjipwns]

oh man facebook alt-right confirmed, how is GAF not all over this: http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2016/10/facebook-ad-discrimination/505703/

[benjipwns]

it's crazy how fast gamergate was able to take over a multibillion dollar corporation

[Let's Cyber]

it's crazy how fast gamergate was able to take over a multibillion dollar corporation

...and the (((FBI)))

[Let's Cyber]

[zomgee]

I think in an ideal world every game with player character customization would have a Saints Row gender slider, but games are a reflection of the times and it probably won't happen until there's a high penetration of pro-gender fluid thinking in world culture. So yeah, not happening with Nintendo this century. It's sort of amazing they added a female PC as early as they did (Crystal), does Yokai Watch even let you play as a girl?

"this shows your complete lack of understanding of what is actually being asked

you're out of your element"

[benjipwns]

that's dumb

maybe people could just try and unpack for themselves why this topic exists at all and what it's really about, and get out of this mindset that games are 'just games'.

[headwalk]

super deluxe is a bit shit nowadays isn't it?

went from genuinely good stuff to SNL tier really quick.

that difficult second album period i suppose.

[Let's Cyber]

super deluxe is a bit shit nowadays isn't it?

went from genuinely good stuff to SNL tier really quick.

that difficult second album period i suppose.

BUT!  Which era of SNL are we talking here?

[thisismyusername]

2K HQ was very keen on relocating staff to the more expensive Novato office to add to their 150+ person strong “Hanger 13” studio. Hanger 13 spent many years and many 10s of millions of dollars creating “Mafia III” which has recently tanked in reviews and has no hope of ever making its money back (it needs to sell ~8 million full price units to make up for its expenses, it has so far sold well under 1 million units).

Bish must be seething. All those bans over that stuff, for nothing.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

None of the SNLs are very good.  A "good era" of SNL means a dozen or so funny sketches over the course of five years.

[clothedmacuser]

Trump is a fucking sexual predator sociopath and i hope his legacy, all the money he intends to give his kids, and his business crumbles just in time for him to witness it through his greying partially blind eyes as he lays on his death bed contemplating the abhorrent life that led him there.

I aint turning no other cheek at this monster. Id force him to stare into the eyes of Hillary as the monster drew his final breath.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1302519&page=3

lol, take a guess at what self-idolizing white knight said that?

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amirox

[close]

I wonder if he rides a white steed in his dreams.

[railGUN]

Trump is a fucking sexual predator sociopath and i hope his legacy, all the money he intends to give his kids, and his business crumbles just in time for him to witness it through his greying partially blind eyes as he lays on his death bed contemplating the abhorrent life that led him there.

I aint turning no other cheek at this monster. Id force him to stare into the eyes of Hillary as the monster drew his final breath.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1302519&page=3

lol, take a guess at what self-idolizing white knight said that?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

amirox

[close]

I wonder if he rides a white steed in his dreams.

Cut him some slack, it's not easy getting through an election without heroin.

[Cerveza mas fina]

2K HQ was very keen on relocating staff to the more expensive Novato office to add to their 150+ person strong “Hanger 13” studio. Hanger 13 spent many years and many 10s of millions of dollars creating “Mafia III” which has recently tanked in reviews and has no hope of ever making its money back (it needs to sell ~8 million full price units to make up for its expenses, it has so far sold well under 1 million units).

Bish must be seething. All those bans over that stuff, for nothing.

What did bishy ban people for?

[Joe Molotov]

Holy shit that Pokemon thread

I'm 100% for more fluidity in games, but:

- This is Nintendo
- It's currently suitable for 99.99%+ of the population
- Children who are actually nonbinary have not complained about it

Ugh I promised I wouldn't get tied up in GAF shit but this is so ridiculous.

This is the problem with Game Freak allowing more trainer customization. Suddenly people want the whole horse.

This wouldn't be a problem if there were a single main player character like before Crystal.

Something I wonder when people complain about this: if the kid is indeed trans and knows it, won't they just pick the gender they identify with? Even then, Lot's of dudes pick girls and vice versa without being trans sooooo what are these people on about?

There do exist people who don't identify with either gender (or both), but I wonder about what they normally choose in other videogames too.

(Image removed from quote.)

Broseidon: Confirm/Deny?

[Dennis]

Jesus, that is terrifying.

The Snuggle Police are cute though.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Jesus, that is terrifying.

The Snuggle Police are cute though...

fixed

[I'm a Puppy!]

Are those...bulges?

[Cerveza mas fina]

its cause they are overrepresented on neogaf or the most vocal fuckers to the extent they dominate the board groupthink

there are more polacks in the us then trans cis whatever but plz make a thread about polacks being underrepresented and youll be banned probably

[Cerveza mas fina]

its cause they are overrepresented on neogaf or the most vocal fuckers to the extent they dominate the board groupthink

there are more polacks in the us then trans cis whatever but plz make a thread about polacks being underrepresented and youll be banned probably

Don't blame trans people for sheltered dudes on the internet acting like they can speak for them.

not blaming trans peeps at all, just gaf and transgaf

the sheltered bit is 100% true though, they don't know where lines are drawn because they never encountered anything in real life

[VomKriege]

2K HQ was very keen on relocating staff to the more expensive Novato office to add to their 150+ person strong “Hanger 13” studio. Hanger 13 spent many years and many 10s of millions of dollars creating “Mafia III” which has recently tanked in reviews and has no hope of ever making its money back (it needs to sell ~8 million full price units to make up for its expenses, it has so far sold well under 1 million units).

Bish must be seething. All those bans over that stuff, for nothing.

I dunno, it does kinda suck. Isn't Mafia 3 a decent game ?
8 million units to start being profitable though  (if true, the source is a bit bitter...)

[stufte]

2K HQ was very keen on relocating staff to the more expensive Novato office to add to their 150+ person strong “Hanger 13” studio. Hanger 13 spent many years and many 10s of millions of dollars creating “Mafia III” which has recently tanked in reviews and has no hope of ever making its money back (it needs to sell ~8 million full price units to make up for its expenses, it has so far sold well under 1 million units).

Bish must be seething. All those bans over that stuff, for nothing.

I dunno, it does kinda suck. Isn't Mafia 3 a decent game ?
8 million units to start being profitable though 

I'm really enjoying Mafia 3, though it's not as good as 2. It lacks a lot of the little details that made Mafia 2 great.

[benjipwns]

I'm really enjoying Mafia 3, though it's not as good as 2. It lacks a lot of the little details that made Mafia 2 great.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

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[VomKriege]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=221998415&postcount=197

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=221997287&postcount=195

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=221961111&postcount=108

Apparently it's more important to "signal the industry" than to serve costumers.

[VomKriege]

Man those Apple threads are always gold.

a professional doesn't care about adding a couple dongles to their workstation set-up, or having them in their travel bag. It's a minor minor cost. The 210 dollar image floating around here is to make fun of Apple, but either a corporation pays it and doesn't care, or you go buy cheaper third party stuff from a reputable source like Belkin or Amazon Basics

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=221907283&postcount=2712

The TB3 USB-C ports on the MBP are the most versatile and powerful ports on any consumer electronics device...and there are four of them. No castration going on there.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=221854615&postcount=2561