VOAT Containment Megathread of Trash People for Trash People

[thisismyusername]

Tea taste nothing but water to me. Unless it's the "traditional" Southern Sweet Tea, which will give you Diabetes. Or Thai Iced Tea which is sweetened with Soy Milk generally.

[Tasty]

Tea snobs.

[Himu]

Use lemon in your tea. Either you're using too much water or too little tea. Sometimes two bags of more leaves than usual is necessary. I get lemons when I buy tea and I cut them so that they're sliced and squirt it in. Maybe herbal tea is more your thing. Maybe you're under steeping? Who knows?

[Take My Breh Away]

[nudemacusers]

I fuck heavily with black tea, y'all. Peps me up much more than coffee ever has, plus doesn't taste like burnt asshole

knocking out a pot of irish breakfast double-dosed and steeped for twice as long puts me in the zone like nothing else.

[Dennis]

After 3 seconds I jumped to a couple different timepoints but they kept yelling so I closed the video.

I just can't anymore.

[Tasty]

After 3 seconds I jumped to a couple different timepoints but they kept yelling so I closed the video.

I just can't anymore.

You're the dumbest motherfucker I know.

[Dennis]

After 3 seconds I jumped to a couple different timepoints but they kept yelling so I closed the video.

I just can't anymore.

You're the dumbest motherfucker I know.

You should get out more.

[nudemacusers]

yeah dennis is top 5 but #1?

[nudemacusers]

also that vid was only 20% funny (at best tbh)

[Cerveza mas fina]

Use lemon in your tea. Either you're using too much water or too little tea. Sometimes two bags of more leaves than usual is necessary. I get lemons when I buy tea and I cut them so that they're sliced and squirt it in. Maybe herbal tea is more your thing. Maybe you're under steeping? Who knows?

lemon in tea

[Tasty]

My Indian roommate makes Indian tea and I have some occasionally and it's actually really good and tasty, and I'm not really a tea person. I don't think it has enough caffeine for me to switch from coffee though.

[VomKriege]

Not a big tea person but ice tea w/ lemon is a decent drink with asian food.

[Tasty]

Iced tea is a different beast. I can drink that all day long.

[etiolate]

I would like to one day get me one of these:



and reach a level of tea taco previously unseen

[Tasty]

I would like to one day get me one of these:

(Image removed from quote.)

and reach a level of tea taco previously unseen

Well you've already got the taco part down pat.

[etiolate]

Wow. Got me there, boys.

[clothedmacuser]

I want one of these   

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1329667

[thisismyusername]

Use lemon in your tea. Either you're using too much water or too little tea. Sometimes two bags of more leaves than usual is necessary. I get lemons when I buy tea and I cut them so that they're sliced and squirt it in. Maybe herbal tea is more your thing. Maybe you're under steeping? Who knows?

I don't like Lemon in my Sweet Tea. And I've tried Green and Black and other ones (even stuff that has Cinnamon and Orange peels in it) and it tastes nothing but water for me. I can steep for like 20 mins or 5 mins and nothing. I've pretty much on tea.

[WanderingWind]

Or drink coffee like a man American hipster fuck it just drink goat's milk

[Tasty]

Or drink coffee like a man American hipster fuck it just drink goat's milk

Or human milk.

[WanderingWind]

Or drink coffee like a man American hipster fuck it just drink goat's milk

Or human milk.

Dennis' mom can only travel so far these days. She's getting up there. And down there, come to think of it.

[thisismyusername]

Or drink coffee like a man American hipster fuck it just drink goat's milk

I've given up on Soda and that stuff. It's pretty much water or bust for me.

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I'll get an energy drink now and then if I have to wake up early for work (past my normal hours) but generally avoid that and other stuff.

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[FStop7]

Iced tea is pretty rad, that's largely all I drink now outside of sparkling water. 

Bigelow Raspberry Royale is good when iced.  It's pretty sharp/tart, but I kind of like that.

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1329667
 

[nudemacusers]

Or drink coffee like a man American hipster fuck it just drink goat's milk

Or human milk.

Too sweet for regular consumption but makes for nice kahlua shooters

[Shuri]

I replaced Soda with this:

[helios]

Bobby comes back. Bobby is a blowhard. Bobby gets banned. It's a New Year's Eve miracle!

[Momo]

links!

[helios]

links!

Sculli writes this essay about SKYFALL and Bobby makes a drive-by shitpost. Sculli takes this little feud to the Disney life insurance thread, which results in Sculli calling Bobby a blowhard which nets Sculli a ban, I suppose. And Bobby gets banned, too.

That's pretty much it, at least what I think it is.

[Dennis]

links!

Sculli writes this essay about SKYFALL and Bobby makes a drive-by shitpost. Sculli takes this little feud to the Disney life insurance thread, which results in Sculli calling Bobby a blowhard which nets Sculli a ban, I suppose. And Bobby gets banned, too.

That's pretty much it, at least what I think it is.

 

[WanderingWind]

  Remember when news was specifically NOT supposed to be a source of revenue?

...no? That has literally never, ever been the case. Does...does that guy think reporters used to eat wishes and fairy farts or something?

[VomKriege]

https://twitter.com/bobbyrobertspdx/status/814361395261100032

 

[zepblackstar]

HEY!

You don't talk ill of RLM, you portlandia hipster douche

[Momo]

I feel like Bobby Roberts was once a normal, well adjusted poster but went gills deep into the juice a few years ago. Am I just remembering wrong or was this just always it?

[helios]

I feel like Bobby Roberts was once a normal, well adjusted poster but went gills deep into the juice a few years ago. Am I just remembering wrong or was this just always it?

I don't remember him being a blowhard.

[thisismyusername]

Bobby comes back. Bobby is a blowhard. Bobby gets banned. It's a New Year's Eve miracle!

Is it perma? Because it really doesn't matter otherwise.

[Averon]

I've rarely seen people so far up their own ass as Bobby is. Guy thinks he's the smartest person in the room, and talks down to anyone who disagree with him like they're 6 years old. The guy's insufferable.

[Purple Filth]

who?

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1329890

 

[zepblackstar]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1329890

 

I side with the wife here 100%

[nudemacusers]

Thread getting hype. First the kale breckin reveal, then this

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=227508357&postcount=169

 

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1329890

 

Ahahahahahaha. Named a kid something he hated for her. That's love.

And then comes TWIST ETHER. (DAMN IT MAC)

[etiolate]

What section of the human brain must be malfunctioning for someone to seek life advice from GAF? I'm guessing it just be ego looking for attention, but holy fuckballs why would you ever do that.

[Purple Filth]

That other dude throwing shade though 

[Tasty]

https://twitter.com/bobbyrobertspdx/status/814361395261100032

 

Can't tell if he's saying this about RLM directly or if he thinks it's just a byprodct. If the former, he's wrong as RLM has sooooo many things they love. Heck, their most popular show is about finding the best aspects of terrible B movies!

And the Plinkett reviews are about as analysis-y as can be.

CinemaSins is nitpicky (yet amusing) trash which I unsubbed from recently because it was devaluing my appreciation for movies, and I was using it as a proxy to actually watch the films in question. Bobby equating the two is super disingenuous.

[Tasty]

I'm more glad that Scullibundo is banned than Bobby. Aside from Ethering PD, dude was fucking annoying.

Bobby is much, much more annoying than Sculli, full-stop.

[Himu]

Thread getting hype. First the kale breckin reveal, then this

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=227508357&postcount=169

 

Ahahahaha

[Purple Filth]

Now the dude is playing the "it was a joke bro" and also the victim card

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=227509069&postcount=221

 

[bluemax]

Poster: Every woman I know has been molested.
GAF: Stay strong breh! http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=227513645&postcount=2

[VomKriege]

And I hate people who don't speak up. "She blames herself" ya fuck that frustrates me even more. Shit like this enables those assholes to keep doing what they are doing.

This is when the prison systems of the world give me hope. Even the lowest of the low turn on sexual predators and the like.

 

[D3RANG3D]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1329908

[Dennis]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1329908

Welcome to the Church of Scientology, OP

 

[I'm a Puppy!]

Poster: Every woman I know has been molested.
GAF: Stay strong breh! http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=227513645&postcount=2

I know a woman! Pray for be boritos!

[Optimus]

Poster: Every woman I know has been molested.
GAF: Stay strong breh! http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=227513645&postcount=2

It can't be such a huge coincidence, the only logical explanation is that he's the one molesting them.

[Purple Filth]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1329908

the responses 

[clothedmacuser]

Asking if Slayven read the article. 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=227450416&postcount=206

 

In the same thread Slayven falls back on his MLK macro and someone asks how that even relevant in the thread.

[Jansen]

https://twitter.com/bobbyrobertspdx/status/814361395261100032

 

dude is mad as fuck in his twitter feed over a two week ban

[Tasty]

Bobby reminds me of a nu-age costanza in how he thinks his hipster tastemaker schtick is super important despite being just another dude ranting about movies and shit online. He has yet to learn the fact that ranting louder and over everyone else in the room doesn't mean his opinions are more respectable. He also confuses having a lot of opinions with having actual insight.

The fact that he packs so much insufferability into every one of his posts is impressive, though.