VOAT Containment Megathread of Trash People for Trash People

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I thought people who liked shipping stopped existing somewhere before the end of middle school.

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Though at least I don't ship cartoon characters? Yeah that's not much better. Sigh.

Who do you ship on the bore?

Hm. Dennis is hot.  Who else is? I'll ship it.

[tiesto]

I thought people who liked shipping stopped existing somewhere before the end of middle school.

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Though at least I don't ship cartoon characters? Yeah that's not much better. Sigh.

Who do you ship on the bore?

Me and that cute girl with the big forehead who used to post here a while ago.

[Momo]

I thought people who liked shipping stopped existing somewhere before the end of middle school.

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Though at least I don't ship cartoon characters? Yeah that's not much better. Sigh.

Who do you ship on the bore?

Me and that cute girl with the big forehead who used to post here a while ago.

Lan?

[Boredfrom]

Shipping is dumb. Either accept pure-canon relationships, or silently jack off to some fanfics and don't post about it (ever.)

Shipping for Overwatch of all things takes the cake for dumbest fucking shipping fans of all time though. Shipping two generic Stormtroopers in Star Wars Battlefront would be less of an embarrassing waste of time.

My impression of shipping wars in franchises that I like is that discussing about shipping is a form of jacking off.

[Shuri]

We need a sleeping emoticon in honor of the last 10 pages of this thread.

[Coax]

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1332485

Scenario: You arrive on the main level of a building - the primary lobby. Your destination is some floor above your own. You approach the elevator, and press the button. It arrives, and you get in alongside someone else who was waiting, too. You press your floor, and they press their's.

There are stairs right next to the elevator.

What floor would that other person have to press before it irritates you? Do you let it irritate you? Do you not care?

 

[Himu]

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omg

[Himu]

icon coax
de-icon qoi
leper qoi
ban atramental

[thisismyusername]

Shipping two generic Stormtroopers in Star Wars Battlefront would be less of an embarrassing waste of time.

I'll have you know FM-408 and TT-808's relationship is wonderful and pure.

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=228021495&postcount=7910

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=228021495&postcount=7910

Dude has this avatar:



Clearly he has no taste.

[Rufus]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=228021495&postcount=7910

Paging Mojovonio

[Dennis]

Really? The Scalebound thread is 83 pages?

 

[zepblackstar]

Really? The Scalebound thread is 83 pages?

 

Its didn't work, it got cancelled, the end.

its not worth more than 15

[Rahxephon91]

Really? The Scalebound thread is 83 pages?

 

It was a big budget game from a well respected Japanese developer and it is on a system with questionable support.

[Raist]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1332485

Scenario: You arrive on the main level of a building - the primary lobby. Your destination is some floor above your own. You approach the elevator, and press the button. It arrives, and you get in alongside someone else who was waiting, too. You press your floor, and they press their's.

There are stairs right next to the elevator.

What floor would that other person have to press before it irritates you? Do you let it irritate you? Do you not care?

 

There are stairs right next to the elevator.

If that stuff irritates you just take the stairs yourself, dumbass.

[FStop7]

Really? The Scalebound thread is 83 pages?

 

If Platinum folds or if Kamiya departs the biz then the weebs will riot.  Never mind that there is nothing more than speculation about what happened, the torches are lit and the pitchforks are sharpened.

[nachobro]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=228035185&postcount=111 

Now that that's out of the way, I am sure he's going to turn this into life imprisonment. No way he'll allow that one of his kind will be grilled because he killed some Obama voters.

do people really believe this?

[D3RANG3D]

He's Fuhrer Drumpf of the Fourth Reich didn't you know?

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Nulibrurls

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[Himu]

During Obama presidency: haha those idiots think Obama's going to make America into a socialist dictatorship, haha you morons! No ones coming for your guns!* That's what you get for trusting biased new sources like Fox News!

Preparing for Trump presidency: we are all going into gulag prisons I just fucking know it! WaPo told me so!

* - except California and New York!

[FStop7]

Permed. 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=228041143&postcount=330

uh... the forum hung on "waiting for thebore.com" in Chrome and then my post appeared as a bunch of dupes. Sorry, I have no idea what happened.

[Your Stalker]

sick posting m8

[helios]

We get it. you're permed. No need to rub our faces in it.

[Himu]

I dunno what to think about the Roof thing. I won't blame any jury that gives him the death penalty and I can understand why he was given it. But I won't be cheering his death either. At the very least, I am happy justice has been served and he was guilty. His death on the other hand is a whole different bag of chips. He clearly wants the death penalty to be seen as some martyr. So I won't berudge the decision because I understand it, but celebrating someone's eventual death seems....callous.

[Let's Cyber]

WHAT IS HAPPENING!?!?!

[Great Rumbler]

Stop hitting refresh so much, dude, geez.

[thisismyusername]

Permed. 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=228041143&postcount=330

uh... the forum hung on "waiting for thebore.com" in Chrome and then my post appeared as a bunch of dupes. Sorry, I have no idea what happened.

Permed for that?

[Tasty]

During Obama presidency: haha those idiots think Obama's going to make America into a socialist dictatorship, haha you morons! No ones coming for your guns!* That's what you get for trusting biased new sources like Fox News!

Preparing for Trump presidency: we are all going into gulag prisons I just fucking know it! WaPo told me so!

* - except California and New York!

Your gun slobbering is pathetic, real talk. The fact that your asterisk is two states out of fifty over a president's entire eight year term (yet somehow this is Obama abusing his power to "take err guns!!!!1") shows what a goddamn laughing stock you've become. Grow up for once in your life, Himuro. You move from one bubble to the next without an ounce of actual self-reflection, despite the decade+ of diatribes and emotional output you've posted. You think that course correction equals swinging from one extreme to the other because you believe change equals growth. It doesn't, and if there's one reason I'm glad for your continued existence it's that you demonstrate this fact to future generations.

You deserve something resembling credibility, but at this point I'm inclined to say you'll never actually achieve it.

[Vertigo]

Permed. 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=228041143&postcount=330

uh... the forum hung on "waiting for thebore.com" in Chrome and then my post appeared as a bunch of dupes. Sorry, I have no idea what happened.

Did the mod who banned you, at least have the guts to not do it behind the modbot account?

Also before it became bannable. Most posters in those sort of threads would happily suggest male prison rape, I've seen weirdos suggesting hot pokers up asses of criminals, burying them alive.

[Rufus]

Also before it became bannable. Most posters in those sort of threads would happily suggest male prison rape, I've seen weirdos suggesting hot pokers up asses of criminals, burying them alive.

Vengeful signalling

[tiesto]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=228021495&postcount=7910

I played a few games by Platinum. Stay safe, brehs.

[Let's Cyber]

"I'm against the death penalty...except in cases where I decide I'm for the death penalty."

[Himu]

During Obama presidency: haha those idiots think Obama's going to make America into a socialist dictatorship, haha you morons! No ones coming for your guns!* That's what you get for trusting biased new sources like Fox News!

Preparing for Trump presidency: we are all going into gulag prisons I just fucking know it! WaPo told me so!

* - except California and New York!

Your gun slobbering is pathetic, real talk. The fact that your asterisk is two states out of fifty over a president's entire eight year term (yet somehow this is Obama abusing his power to "take err guns!!!!1") shows what a goddamn laughing stock you've become. Grow up for once in your life, Himuro. You move from one bubble to the next without an ounce of actual self-reflection, despite the decade+ of diatribes and emotional output you've posted. You think that course correction equals swinging from one extreme to the other because you believe change equals growth. It doesn't, and if there's one reason I'm glad for your continued existence it's that you demonstrate this fact to future generations.

You deserve something resembling credibility, but at this point I'm inclined to say you'll never actually achieve it.

I just added the asterisk for fun. It's not that serious. I didn't post anything extreme.

[clothedmacuser]

The Dylann Roof thread is a lot calmer than I assumed given that most people were aghast that he was fed during his interrogation.

[Boredfrom]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=228054357

So stump killed the fun part of the Trump thread...

[clothedmacuser]

Oh dear, Enzom21 entered the Dylan Roof thread.  How long till, "What, you don't support the death penalty?  Why not just call me a "nicca" to my face!  Hey everyone, this guy wants to call me a nicca."

[Boredfrom]

Why is so difficult to Stump to admit it was a bad joke? Even Cyan needs to pretend that is ridiculous that the NeoGaf mods make shitty first year art student jokes about religion?

[FreeNudeLyleLanley]

Oh dear, Enzom21 entered the Dylan Roof thread.  How long till, "What, you don't support the death penalty?  Why not just call me a "nicca" to my face!  Hey everyone, this guy wants to call me a nicca."

I feel like we're getting close.

[clothedmacuser]

More worried about how people treat a murderer than you are about the people he murdered.

[Himu]

I have the strongest urge to post in Russian characters just to see people kneejerk a reaction.

Что ГУЛАГ номер вы хотите?

[clothedmacuser]

You felt it was counter productive to not allow white people to say distinguished black fellow free of consequence, I felt otherwise.

There it is

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=228058878&postcount=507


such a simple mind. 

[Himu]

Dylan Roof got a guilty verdict and was sentenced to death but this does not placate them and only further stands to increasingly make them more flammable. Now you have to prove you're an ally for some reason if you're not with "us".  I'm not sure if they're about racial equality and justice (real justice, not talking exacted "revenge" on white people) or just want to be victims infinitely. What is their goal? What is the end game here?

[clothedmacuser]

Also, it took 3 hours to reach the verdict.   Like, WTF?  It should only take 10 seconds.  That's the real travesty of justice. 

Jesus, Beseda issues another "warning."  Just ban the shit posters you pussy.

[Momo]

Enzom is what happens when you have shitmods. I blame Steve Youngblood almost exclusively.

[Let's Cyber]

Holy shit Mac, so many ppl took your bait in the Trump thread.   Your timing was just about perfect.

[Steve Youngblood]

Enzom is what happens when you have shitmods. I blame Steve Youngblood almost exclusively.

That's fair.

[zepblackstar]

More worried about how people treat a murderer than you are about the people he murdered.

[Momo]

I wonder how actual Russians feel about posting on neoyiff.

[zepblackstar]

I just like the delusional thinking of gaffers that russia cares about Neogaf and their voice

[Nola]

Caught a 2 week ban for "lying" even though it was clearly the fault of any illiterate poster for misconstruing my posts.

 GAF is full-on Russian witchhunt and people are already speculating if other posters are Russian plants, I can't. 

Can't blame em really. We all know Neogaf is a major driver of influence in America...

Evilore+Obama.jpg

#Top5HillaryReferrer.


...Gotta look out for the moles. Keep them from ruining the quality-of-argument based meritocracy GAF fosters. No choice, unfortunately, but to keep up the disproportionate enforcement of the TOS based on perceived wrong-think.

[Shrew]

Really? The Scalebound thread is 83 pages?

 

Some dude said something dumb on page 30. The next 40 pages..

http://everyonegetinhere.com/

[railGUN]

GAF is burning 

What a dumpster fire.

[Optimus]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=228069683&postcount=5167

What is 4chan anyway? I keep hearing about it. Is it like the darknet or something?

 

[Take My Breh Away]

Really? The Scalebound thread is 83 pages?

 

Some dude said something dumb on page 30. The next 40 pages..

http://everyonegetinhere.com/

Someone is claiming they are a Microsoft shareholder and they are selling the division. Also Japanese culture means that "no one will work with Microsoft again" and Square will cancel all their Microsoft projects.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=228068872&postcount=8800

It's 2013 all over again

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Especially if Switch takes off...

LOL, what a way to automatically invalidate your entire argument.

[archie4208]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=228069683&postcount=5167

What is 4chan anyway? I keep hearing about it. Is it like the darknet or something?

 

It's the 400 pound hacker that does the cyber. 

[Take My Breh Away]

Especially if Switch takes off...

LOL, what a way to automatically invalidate your entire argument.

But he's a shareholder and talked to people in the networking division. M$ is totally leaving the gaming industry. He can't be wrong. All they need to do is give him a Bish check to verify him.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=227971104&postcount=4601

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=227971808&postcount=4714

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Bish checking

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[FunSlower]

I still can't believe that of all games to cause such a flurry of posts, it was Scalebound.

[Propagandhim]

When I was 11 or 12,  I remember coming to the existential fork in the road upon realizing Samurai Shodown RPG was not going to come out in America.  I thought to myself, "If I cry about this, what would I not cry about?  Would I be crying forever about anything?  What *is* sadness, after all, but a bittersweet moment in time?"




MOMMMM SCALEBOUND WAS CANCELLED SO I TOLD THE BOSS TO GO FUCK HIMSELF IM NOT BEING AN ELECTRICIAN UNTIL ITS TOMORROW TIME CAN YOU PICK ME UP