VOAT Containment Megathread of Trash People for Trash People

[zomgee]

Seanbaby is the only thing good about cracked now.

Top 6 good things about cracked.com

[Joe Molotov]

Ready to feel old?

Seanbaby is 40.

 

That seems pretty young now.

[Let's Cyber]

That seems pretty young now.

You're proving my point. 

 

[bork]

 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1344056

Well, it's Valentine's Day, the day of love and I'm currently playing Ninja Storm 4 which tells the ending of Naruto's story and while Naruto's final arc had many MANY things wrong with it. (Final villain was such a joke)

At the end of Naruto, there is some of the most random pairings I've ever seen..... but there's one in particular that just pisses me off... makes me so mad... makes my blood BOIL with how bad it is.

Sasuke/Sakura is a goddamn travesty of a love story.

Now... you may ask? It's a silly manga intended for children? How could it be that bad? Oh no, you'll find that Sasuke/Sakura's "love story" might very well be worse than Twilight's. (Yes, we have accomplished that)

Basically, in the early chapters, we're introduced to a basic love triangle: Naruto likes Sakura who likes Sasuke who doesn't care. Obviously, you would think the set-up here is that the main heroine will learn to like the main hero? Well.... more on that later.

Sasuke... treats Sakura very poorly. He ranges from outright apathy to trying to murder her without hesitation. In fact, he cares nothing for her. Sakura continutes to love him inspite of it and I cannot imagine why. In fact, at the end of the story Sakura begs him not to continue his path because she loves him and Sasuke knocks her out with a horrible genjutsu. At the end, Sakura acts like a whimpering little puppy and asks Sasuke to take her with him completely annihilating what character development she had left. (Way to revert her back to being 12 years old Kishimoto)

Meanwhile on the other hand, Kishimoto also continued developing Naruto/Sakura parallels most notably with the characters Jiraya/Tsunade and Minato/Kushina (Naruto's parents) thus indicating that they were supposed to be the endgame couple. Once the series was over, he infamously claimed that this was a deliberate mislead (or did he or did it not plan this, well, Kishimoto's infamous in contradicting himself as to when or if he planned the endgame pairings so believe what you want) But Good God, you may argue that Naruto/Sakura would've been cliche, poorly written, whatever, but y'know what? It would've MADE SENSE, which is something I can never say for Sasuke/Sakura. If Naruto/Sakura had happened, that would've meant that Sasuke ends up alone which is really the only end I could've seen for his character.

The thing is I'm not the only one who hates this pairing, this forum, other forums and even NarutoForums were aghast that this pairing happened. On Kishimoto's thank you page that turned into a complete mess of angry fans attacking him (some of it deserved, some not) I distinctly remember a father writing to Kishimoto and telling him that he had given his two daughters a bad message and that they were done with his work. Yeah. That serious.

What about Naruto Gaiden? The spinoff manga that came out a few months later? Oh well, what about it? You mean the manga that confirmed that Sasuke is a complete deadbeat dad who hasn't seen his daughter her whole life? I almost suspect that at some point between the final chapter and first chapter of Gaiden, Kishimoto looked at Sasuke/Sakura and went "Oh my God.... WHAT HAVE I DONE?!" I almost suspect he hates this pairing as much as I do considering he goes out of his way to make it look bad, here's what he had to say about it in one interview.

[Interviewer: “Who is your favourite character in Naruto?”

>Taniguchi: “It’s Hinata.”

>Kishimoto: “Eh, you like big-breasted girls?” (laugh)

>Taniguchi: “It’s not that.” (laugh) “I like the fact that at the beginning she was a weakling, but due to Naruto’s influence she steadily became strong.”

>Kishimoto: “That’s because Hinata doesn’t stand at the main character’s side like normal heroines*… she’s the type that watches him from the shadows.”

>Interviewer: “I thought the heroine was Sakura?”

>Kishimoto: “That’s right. But Sakura is addicted to Sasuke.” (laugh) “The reason why Hinata came to like Naruto is clear, but I’ve deliberately avoided writing down the reason why Sakura came to like Sasuke.” (laugh) “That’s because somehow, I had the feeling that it would conversely end up sounding contrived.”

Yeah... addicted to him, like a drug, holy crap Kishimoto has no respect for this or any of his ships. How can I respect his work when the author shows such little respect for it himself?

In summation, I hate this love story. LOATHE it and I didn't even think it was possible. If I ever have a daughter, I will never read her this story because of the horrible message it sends. You want a love story worse than Twilight, Sasuke/Sakura is it. Twice the abuse, none of the love. THAT BAD.

[bork]

Scratch that, this post makes the original one look tame:

Just chiming in to say that Naruto/Hinata had been endgame from the beginning according to a recent interview from Kishimoto. Been shipping NaruHina for over a decade now and will continue till I die. Also the "parallels" argument is annoying.

But yeah, Sakura was hilariously mishandled. As a kid I hated Sakura and Sasuke because of how hilariously badly they were written (and how popular they were despite this), but as I've grown up I've realized I just hate bad writing. SasukexSakura can work, just not any way close to how Kishimoto wrote it. After all the shit Sasuke did he shouldn't have gotten off with such crappy apologies, and then being a completely absent father. On top of that, Sakura was written completely pathetically in Gaiden. Kishimoto cannot make me take Sakura seriously.

I've legitimately read Naruto fanfics that do a better job with Sakura (as well as Sasuke).

I know it's a battle manga, but if less time had been spent in never ending battles and power ups, and more time spent on character interaction and development, Naruto could've been genuinely great. As it stands it's just something I have a lot of nostalgia for.

"NaruHina"

[zomgee]

Naruke?

Saruto?

[archie4208]

[stufte]

wats a narudo, brehs?

[helios]

Mods closed such a fun thread

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1344063

[stufte]

Mods closed such a fun thread

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1344063

God I love those kinds of threads. It highlights the ignorance of the work involved in making art and it's satisfying to see the OP get his ass handed to him via shitty photoshops.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

fuck you pay me.

[close]

 

[thisismyusername]

Ready to feel old?

Seanbaby is 40.

 

And has a daughter. I did a literal double-take on his Twitter about that.

[stufte]

Because I can.

[thisismyusername]

pffft, we all know Naruto/Sasuke was the true endgame.

@ you.

@ Tea.

[Boredfrom]

Who would have guessed an edgy company like Disney wasn't okay with jokes about killing the jews.
It's just a prank brah 

PDP is a weird choice for a Disney's company to latch on. Then again, Captain America is currently a cover nazi right now....

[stufte]

Who would have guessed an edgy company like Disney wasn't okay with jokes about killing the jews.
It's just a prank brah 

PDP is a weird choice for a Disney's company to latch on. Then again, Captain America is currently a cover nazi right now....

I mean... they were fine with this kind of stuff:

[etiolate]

internet jokes are fascism

but

A group that uses violence to suppress the speech of those they dislike are the anti-fascists.

1984 is selling and all those kiddies are gonna make it partway through the book before they realize they're the baddies, slam it down and call Orwell a fascist.

[Atramental]

(((Disney)))

 

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=230279501&postcount=58

 

On a scale of 1 to 1,000,000... how much does this cut you deep into your soul?

I should have expected it once I read this

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=230275991&postcount=18

[studyguy]

internet jokes are fascism

but

A group that uses violence to suppress the speech of those they dislike are the anti-fascists.

1984 is selling and all those kiddies are gonna make it partway through the book before they realize they're the baddies, slam it down and call Orwell a fascist.

Lot of that shit picked up on NPR with more indepth interview on antifa types talk about them trolling the ever living fuck out of genuine white supremacists. Stalking them online to get them fired, stalking what places they're trying to meet up at so they can call the location ahead of time and get them banned.

Seems like a lot of trouble when all most people want to do is punch a Nazi or two.
 

[stufte]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=230320533&postcount=2

Can some of the white gaffers explain to me why is there so much hatred in the the white community for black people? White supremacy is synonymous with white culture but I never hear white people take responsibility for white racism.

As an official representative of the white community, I can say that most of us don't hate black people, we just want to live our lives, same as you.

[stufte]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=230321165&postcount=994

Eh, Jon Tron is pure evil. Pewdiepie has done some questionable shit, but at least you get the sense it comes from ignorance/privilege rather than hatred.

 

2017, the year of hyperbole.

[studyguy]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=230320533&postcount=2

Can some of the white gaffers explain to me why is there so much hatred in the the white community for black people? White supremacy is synonymous with white culture but I never hear white people take responsibility for white racism.

As an official representative of the white community, I can say that most of us don't hate black people, we just want to live our lives, same as you.

yeah but a scale of Richard Spencer to Literally Hitler, where do you fall tho?
Be honest, I only want to hear your opinion and not lead you into a dogpile to get judged.

[zomgee]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=230320533&postcount=2

Can some of the white gaffers explain to me why is there so much hatred in the the white community for black people? White supremacy is synonymous with white culture but I never hear white people take responsibility for white racism.

As an official representative of the white community, I can say that most of us don't hate black people, we just want to live our lives, same as you.

GOT 'EM!

[stufte]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=230320533&postcount=2

Can some of the white gaffers explain to me why is there so much hatred in the the white community for black people? White supremacy is synonymous with white culture but I never hear white people take responsibility for white racism.

As an official representative of the white community, I can say that most of us don't hate black people, we just want to live our lives, same as you.

yeah but a scale of Richard Spencer to Literally Hitler, where do you fall tho?
Be honest, I only want to hear your opinion and not lead you into a dogpile to get judged.

If I tell you, will I get to say the n word like I've been so desperately wanting to my entire life? It's literally on the tip of my tongue every moment of every day.

[nudemacusers]

I love small children, but find young adults boring.
I like old people and small children.
Young adult girls are good though, at least to immerse the senses, not the mind. ;p

[Dennis]

Young adult girls are good though, at least to immerse the senses, not the mind. ;p

 

[Jansen]

Thread: Polygon: Who would you bang, if you had the chance?

(Image removed from quote.)

Downward fucking dog. 'Nuff said.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=230327433&postcount=194

[Raist]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=230320533&postcount=2

Can some of the white gaffers explain to me why is there so much hatred in the the white community for black people? White supremacy is synonymous with white culture but I never hear white people take responsibility for white racism.

As an official representative of the white community, I can say that most of us don't hate black people, we just want to live our lives, same as you.

Weird, I've never seen you at the White People Representatives Symposium.

[zepblackstar]

My grandparents are old and white, have never voted Republican ever, but are very economically anxious that Trump is going to destroy their healthcare and social security benefits. What leel of racist are they?

they are danger to civil society /gaffer

[WanderingWind]

Christ, fuck that guy. Even the mods agree. They obliterated that shit.

[nudemacusers]

38

This person is 38

[FreeNudeLyleLanley]

My grandparents are old and white, have never voted Republican ever, but are very economically anxious that Trump is going to destroy their healthcare and social security benefits. What leel of racist are they?

Jesus Christ, you and your alt-right grandparents fucking disgust me.

[zomgee]

To a lesser extent, "mobile strike."

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=230254150#post230254150

Never thought I'd want this feature, but I wish Humble Bundle gave the option to exclude games from the pack that you purchase.

After Blow's comments criticizing protesters regarding giving trolls like Milo an academic platform, I cannot bring myself to support him or his projects anymore. Guess I'll pass on this :/

He does realize that this Humble Bundle has no money going to the developers or Humble Bundle themselves right?

 Is he protesting having access to a game?

 What?

I can't even

Even for their other bundles which do allow money to go to developers Humble Bundle is the one site that lets you specifically zero out certain games/developers.

For example I always zero out Ubisoft/EA/Disney/etc. whenever they do a bundle, among others like people who are putting their game in the twentieth bundle four years since release*, etc. Half the time I'm probably giving all the money to HB, EFF (or whatever, it's set as my default charity) and PayPal.

On the upside, all those extra keys sitting in my Humble account, no longer are they simply duplicates of games I already own. Now I'm protesting their hateful views. I think I probably have like six Braid keys.

*Mount & Blade is cool and all, but you really don't need another fifteen cent cut for that game do you 1C?

[tiesto]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=230321165&postcount=994

Eh, Jon Tron is pure evil. Pewdiepie has done some questionable shit, but at least you get the sense it comes from ignorance/privilege rather than hatred.

 

2017, the year of hyperbole.

So I did some reading on what some fat dude with a pet parrot that does video game videos did that is so controversial:

https://theloudestsongs.tumblr.com/post/108809683254/why-jontron-can-go-fuck-himself

Yeah, a few dickish comments here and there makes this person literally Satan incarnate.

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=230321165&postcount=994

Eh, Jon Tron is pure evil. Pewdiepie has done some questionable shit, but at least you get the sense it comes from ignorance/privilege rather than hatred.

 

2017, the year of hyperbole.

So I did some reading on what some fat dude with a pet parrot that does video game videos did that is so controversial:

https://theloudestsongs.tumblr.com/post/108809683254/why-jontron-can-go-fuck-himself

Yeah, a few dickish comments here and there makes this person literally Satan incarnate.

OLD THIS STORY WAS BROKEN MONTHS AGO BY A REAL GAME JOURNALIST:

[zepblackstar]

I am surprised Jontron is still around and relevant.

Same with AVGN.

[FreeNudeLyleLanley]

JonTron has a bad beard.

[Atramental]

The most shocking thing about JonTron was how anybody became a fan of his in the first place.

Most (gaming related) YouTubers appeal to middle school and high school kids.

Trust me. I chatted with some 18 and 19 y/o's on Tinder who like JonTron.

[Momo]

I am surprised Jontron is still around and relevant.

Same with AVGN.

I like AVGN's cinema stuff

[Momo]

[benjipwns]

Milo is a troll and they make him more powerful/"right" by creating this war against him. That kind of activism would best be served against President Little Hands.

 Just imagine if nobody actually gave him attention or treated his shit with importance from the go.

 He'd be like every other shitty speaker that goes to Unis pushing agendas.

TUCKER NOW HAS GAF MEMBERS AS GUESTS:

[Momo]

Garbage tier human

[VomKriege]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1343715

I did not read title
I look like an idiot
I did not read title

There was a dude
who quit his job as accountant
after two and a half hours.

Time is a straight line
All who post on NeoGAF
End up being banned

[zomgee]

That third one is really funny. Exceptional even.

[Purrp Skirrp]

Wow. Really? For real?
Is this guy serious? Troll!
Quoting this, mods help.

I just wanna play
Videogames, but fascists
Stole the gamer name

Grabbed her ass, drove fast
Thousand fights, only lost weight
This is Living™ chaste

[Dennis]

Animal fat in my money?!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1344257

[Joe Molotov]

I am surprised Jontron is still around and relevant.

Same with AVGN.

I like AVGN's cinema stuff

I like Mike Matei's Let's Plays, AVGN is just kind of a bonus feature at this point.

[Atramental]

Animal fat in my money?!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1344257

Fucking plebs. I only use the finest vegan, gluten-free, free range, cruelty free, non-GMO, MSG free, BPA free, halal, and kosher monies.

[bork]

an Iranian Peter Griffin jerking off to N64 Rare furries?

[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=230364003&postcount=1

Maybe Ivanka Trump will be my virtual girlfriend if I white knight her on a video game forum! 

[stufte]

That pewdiepie thread is heating up again! People are now scouring twitter for users posts to use against them. lots of WOW and "what does that even mean" being thrown around. It's a good read.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=230374177&postcount=1843

Nexus of hardcore echo chamber.

 

[Atramental]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=230374465

 

C U C K E D
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[stufte]

GAF would be mentally destroyed (see: literally shaking) by watching "the aristocrats" if Pewdiepie making a death to the jews joke triggers them.

[Dennis]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=230374465

 

C U C K E D
U
C
K
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Cucked is the new pwned.

[Dennis]

They are calling for Bish to come back in that thread.

Has Bish posted even once on GAF after being demodded?

[stufte]

Doesn't matter if Bish comes back or not, they locked it and banned the dissenters after the fact. Just like he would have done, just without all the bravado about it.

[zomgee]

They are calling for Bish to come back in that thread.

Has Bish posted even once on GAF after being demodded?

plz come back and tell us what to think

[Momo]

Well that was the worst thread i've seen in a while. gg neojiff

[Boredfrom]

Doesn't matter if Bish comes back or not, they locked it and banned the dissenters after the fact. Just like he would have done, just without all the bravado about it.

Yeah, but that is what Bish supporters miss, the bravado.