VOAT Containment Megathread of Trash People for Trash People

[I'm a Puppy!]

whoa whoa, people iron their jeans?

[nudemacusers]

I just buy tan slacks at Wal-Mart or Amazon.

 

[Dennis]

No Man’s Sky Wins Innovation Award at GDC 2017 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1349183

[Atramental]

[FStop7]

No Man’s Sky Wins Innovation Award at GDC 2017 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1349183

People are STIILL defending that   

[zomgee]

Racist instagram food photos

Chex your privledge shitlord

[agrajag]

I will culturally appropriate all the ethnic food right into my belly

[Dennis]

They can pry the Phở from my cold, white, hands.

[Take My Breh Away]

https://twitter.com/GQMagazine/status/837708921045401602

 

[Kara]

French maoists in the sixties

Always bet on Enver.

[FStop7]

Racist instagram food photos

Chex your privledge shitlord

Every Vietnamese place around here has chopsticks at the table.  It's not like people are smuggling them in to take photos with their food as they make Jerry Lewis CHING CHONG WING WONG faces.

Besides, chopsticks are great with pho.  Who cares if it's not period accurate or whatever.  Eating spaghetti with chopsticks is rad, too.  If that sends some dipshit off to Tumblr to pound out their rage then fuck them.

Of course that article was written by some Portlandia douchecanoe.  Keep your people in check, Robby Bobberts.

[agrajag]

Guys, let's waot until we get backslashbunny's opinion on this.

[Dennis]

Guys, let's waot until we get backslashbunny's opinion on this.

"Something something fucking laowai"

[agrajag]

Is it time to break chairs?

[Rahxephon91]

I iron every outfit before going out. You can't look like a slob.

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=231429101&postcount=18

 

[bork]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1349538

Seriously, this bums me out so much.  Every console Nintendo has ever made sans the Virtual Boy has had its own exclusive Zelda game during its tenure, but with the crossgen launch of BotW the Wii U loses its chance at one.  We got two HD remakes and its intended exclusive got bumped to Switch to bolster the launch lineup.  I mean, I don't blame them, it's just sad and really shows how dire the Wii U's retail situation was.

NES: The Legend of Zelda, Zelda II
SNES: A Link to the Past
Game Boy: Link's Awakening
N64: Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask
Game Boy Color: Oracle of Seasons/Ages
GameCube: Wind Waker, Four Swords
GBA: Minish Cap
DS: Phantom Hourglass, Spirit Tracks
Wii: Skyward Sword
3DS: A Link Between Worlds, Triforce Heroes

My favorite console done dirty for the good of the company.  RIP mayne

Just see below, jesus.



Exclusive as in made for the hardware as a showcase title while it was the primary system that Nintendo had at the time.

Jesus fucking christ, let me break this down for you guys since no once can seem to figure it out:

The Legend of Zelda has been ported several times to other systems, but it was originally made for the FDS/NES hardware.  It was designed around that specific machine and porting it to another system doesn't change that fact.  The same goes for every game that I posted in the OP.  Taking a couple of N64 roms and throwing them on a pack in disc does not mean that OoT and Majora's Mask are GameCube games; they're just N64 games that are on a GameCube disc.  Taking a GameCube game and spiffing it up for another console isn't an "exclusive", it's just an enhanced port of a GameCube game.  Being able to download Skyward Sword from the eShop doesn't change the fact that it was built for the Wii hardware and designed around using the Wiimote.  Nintendo has traditionally used its Zelda releases as high water marks for its current hardware platforms and makes it a point to design at least one game per generation that lets the hardware shine.

My point is that BotW was clearly intended to be that game for the Wii U but the latter's terrible market performance forced Nintendo's hand and took that distinction away.  I'm not blaming them for it, but it is sad and as illmatic22 said above it's the biggest indicator of how much of a disaster pile the Wii U was financially.  I'm not sitting here raging that people can play it on the Switch, I'm just bummed out that the Wii U crashed and burned so hard that its crown jewel had to be shared.

Like, is that really hard to understand?

YOU'RE "BUMMED OUT" BY THIS? WHO FUCKING CARES

[nudemacusers]

I iron every outfit before going out. You can't look like a slob.

[Dennis]

I iron every outfit before going out. You can't look like a slob.

 

[Atramental]

I wear wrinkled t-shirts and polo shirts all the time. I don't give a fuck*.

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*Unless I'm in a major client meeting that could cost me my job. 

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[nudemacusers]

I wear wrinkled t-shirts and polo shirts all the time. I don't give a fuck*.

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*Unless I'm in a major client meeting that could cost me my job. 

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[Kara]

I only wear a loincloth and do tai chi bullshit in a mountain, Dagoth Ur stylee.

[etiolate]

Wear flannel. It doesn't wrinkle.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Wear sweats, doesn't wrinkle.

[etiolate]

with stains

[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=231434907&postcount=84

 

[Vertigo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=231434907&postcount=84

 

And the dumbest thing is even after all this bitching and griping, they'll still go and see it on opening day.

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1349722

crossing eden all up in it already

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=231434907&postcount=84

 

Glad to see demon is still holding it down.  I wonder if he wound up getting laid.  He was part of the original Virgin GAF crew.

[Raist]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1349722

crossing eden all up in it already

"Games need moar diversity"

*Achievement unlocked: more diversity included

"O M G fuck off with the cultural appropriation already!"

[Dennis]

Crossing Eden complains that there isn't enough diversity in games.

Crossing Eden complains that game culturally appropriates.

I am beginning to feel sorry for games developers. They try to be respectful but it is getting to be an insane tightrope act. One tiny step wrong  and they descend on you.

[thisismyusername]

GITS trailer looked dope as hell. Who gives a shit about a character's name being changed for an adaptation? That shit happens all the time.

While I agree with you (and I say that as someone that was on-board the hatetrain BEFORE that trailer dropped), I think the name change is dumb. It's pretty obvious she's playing the Major but they changed it to try to avoid her being attached to the Major. I mean just look at the fucking ads they do with her in them. How else can anyone see her as anything BUT the Major?

[Vertigo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1349599

Considering the outlay on a switch and accessories, I would be pissed if my screen scratched on the first day. Nintendo crazies have been doing some admirable firefighting on the multiple Switch issues that have popped up today.


 

[Mr. Nobody]

People that don't iron their jeans means they don't wash them which means they're actually filthy people 

[Rahxephon91]

GITS trailer looked dope as hell. Who gives a shit about a character's name being changed for an adaptation? That shit happens all the time.

The movie looks really dumbed down and lame. Whats the point of making a GiTS movie if all you wanted to do was make Robocop?

[Great Rumbler]

“That said, with the kind of culture of the internet that we have right now, it's impossible to predict what it is that may offend,” Gonzales said.

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[FStop7]

The entire concept of cultural appropriation's daft.  Cultures assimilate and spread.  It's human nature.

[Jansen]

I swear to fucking god some of you 'bu-but the mean new left PC police' are the same fucking over offended pansys they whine about.

HOW DARE YOU WRITE AN OPINION PIECE ABOUT MY FAVORITE GAME COMPANY YOU OFFENDED LIBERALS THIS IS WHY TRUMP WON WAH WAH WAH. THE AUDACITY THAT YOU WOULD WRITE SOMETHING SLIGHTY NEGATIVE OFFENDS ME!!

I don't even fucking agree with the original article writer. I'm having flashbacks to that Nintendo feminism piece.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=231454773&postcount=231

[thisismyusername]

GITS trailer looked dope as hell. Who gives a shit about a character's name being changed for an adaptation? That shit happens all the time.

While I agree with you (and I say that as someone that was on-board the hatetrain BEFORE that trailer dropped), I think the name change is dumb. It's pretty obvious she's playing the Major but they changed it to try to avoid her being attached to the Major. I mean just look at the fucking ads they do with her in them. How else can anyone see her as anything BUT the Major?

I don't know who the Major is so I don't give a shit if that's not the main character's name in the movie. I assume that's the rationale they think most people will be heading into this movie with.

I mean:

http://cdn3-www.superherohype.com/assets/uploads/gallery/ghost-in-the-shell/ghostinshellposter.jpg

http://cdn1-www.comingsoon.net/assets/uploads/gallery/ghost-in-the-shell/ghostinshellposter_0.jpg (this one is hot, I need to get it if the movie turns out well)

http://empireonline.media/jpg/70/0/0/1280/960/aspectfit/0/0/0/0/0/0/c/articles/58adb782c4c08e2c07f53298/ghost-in-the-shell-poster-1.jpg

versus:

https://adventuresinbackstory.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/ghost_in_the_shell_-poster.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/58/54/2d/58542df0f04fa1ecd01ae0603389d394.jpg

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51CXTT46NDL.jpg


I mean (going by that GAF selection anyway), even the creator of the Manga/Anime series thought ScarJo is the Major. So I mean, if they wanted to distance her from the hardcore or even casual fans thinking she was the same as the "main character" of the series, they failed at that.

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As it is, I hope the movie is good. Because if the movie sucks, it's certainly not on the art-department.

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And I want Cyberpunk to come back in a big way. :'(

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[bork]

If nerds want to be triggered by something from that article, it should be this:

As Entertainment Weekly reports, original creator Mamoru Oshii seemed to believe she had the character of Motoko, not Mira. Additionally, here’s their quote from producer Steven Paul, originally via BuzzFeed:

 

The creator is Masamune Shirow.

[Rahxephon91]

GITS trailer looked dope as hell. Who gives a shit about a character's name being changed for an adaptation? That shit happens all the time.

The movie looks really dumbed down and lame. Whats the point of making a GiTS movie if all you wanted to do was make Robocop?

Robocop with Scarlett Johansson in a body suit the whole movie? Dang, who would want to see that?

Someone who actually likes GiTS and saw the Robocop Remake.

[Rahxephon91]

The entire concept of cultural appropriation's daft.  Cultures assimilate and spread.  It's human nature.

And let's be honest, Japan is the king of appropriation.

[Kara]

Crossing Eden complains that there isn't enough diversity in games.

Crossing Eden complains that game culturally appropriates.

I am beginning to feel sorry for games developers. They try to be respectful but it is getting to be an insane tightrope act. One tiny step wrong  and they descend on you.

I'm sure no one in the industry can go to sleep without Xanax.

[clothedmacuser]

People who like big Hollywood sci-fi action movies and don't care if they are diverse?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=231456875&postcount=304

What was the last big sci-fi action movie this piss ant didn't watch because the cast wasn't diverse?  "I'm not gonna watch John Wick 2, it's not diverse enough."  Yeah right.

Someone tear that shit heel a new asshole.

[VomKriege]

I'm still half asleep and the coffee is barely taking hold that I click on a link here and...

I'm a socialist, there is a chance of 0% that that mainstream liberal instruction video is going to teach me something new. And from what I watched from it, it does not indeed.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=231454047&postcount=217

 

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[VomKriege]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1349524&page=1

Gentrification

Animal farming.
You want beef/chicken/pork go out and kill it yourself. Same with getting eggs and milk. Planet would be better off without it across the board.

Let the cows roam wild !

It should be illegal for a cyclist to use the road when a pavement runs parallel to that road and is clear of all pedestrian traffic. They should use the road only to avoid pedestrians.

It should be illegal to preach/promote your religion outside of religious buildings or planned events. No preaching on the street.
(...)
It should be illegal for phone companies to support their high end devices for less than at least three years.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=231439663&postcount=391

People who think guns should be banned outright clearly have never lived somewhere where the police are like a 45 minute drive away.

In USA? Where in USA are police that far away?

[Joe Molotov]

If nerds want to be triggered by something from that article, it should be this:

As Entertainment Weekly reports, original creator Mamoru Oshii seemed to believe she had the character of Motoko, not Mira. Additionally, here’s their quote from producer Steven Paul, originally via BuzzFeed:

 

The creator is Masamune Shirow.

When Greasegals gets adapted into a major Hollywood motion picture, I hope he gets his due.

[tiesto]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1349722

crossing eden all up in it already

Now using the word "brave" is racist and offensive? Shii... better go and burn my copies of Bravely Default and Brave Fencer Musashi now I guess. 

[counterhit]

Crossing Eden really likes *CURRENT YEAR*, but gets it wrong sometimes:

And they still did a poor job of that.

Because it's 2016. Imagine if Big Hero 6 released with character design and angles like this:

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1349722

crossing eden all up in it already

Now using the word "brave" is racist and offensive? Shii... better go and burn my copies of Bravely Default and Brave Fencer Musashi now I guess. 

But not your dictionary.

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Brave the adjective and adverb don't derive from brave the noun under discussion.

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[Atramental]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=231411849

 

[Momo]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=231411849

 

[Shuri]

Since the  Ghost in the Shell movie is coming soon, I've started reading the manga that was just re-released in hard cover format..

• I love how humorous the manga actually is! There's lots of jokes and fun stuff! It's so different from the super serious tv show from a couple of years ago, or even the mid '90 anime movie
• It's explained in the side notes that Major's cyborg body is designed to look as generic as possible, to easily infiltrate places. Also, other characters are obviously japanese, compared ot her, who has no typical asian facial features. Maybe neotokyo in the future has more white people. I don't get the shitfits about a white actress being used in the movie adaptation, it was like that in the original source material! 
• Major seems to be OK with her cyborg self. At some point she even wonder if she has died before. The movie trailer really seem to focus on how the movie Major is trying to find out her identify. I guess the movie will be more of an origin story?
• I love how the manga curves you into silly shit (like the mechas A.Is talking to each other about their freedom and how they should revolt and then the story is about thai kids being used as mind-sex slaves by rich  dudes. That chapter was 

Anyhow, internet fandom is annoying as FUCK.

[thisismyusername]

Have you gotten to the parts where the Major is a lesbian, yet? Try to watch the movie censors dodge around that.

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Technically, she's bisexual IIRC.

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[Great Rumbler]

People who like big Hollywood sci-fi action movies and don't care if they are diverse?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=231456875&postcount=304

What was the last big sci-fi action movie this piss ant didn't watch because the cast wasn't diverse?  "I'm not gonna watch John Wick 2, it's not diverse enough."  Yeah right.

Someone tear that shit heel a new asshole.

The post is amusing since the Ghost in the Shell movie probably has a more diverse cast than most other big-budget Hollywood movies.

[benjipwns]

The post is amusing since the Ghost in the Shell movie probably has a more diverse cast than most other big-budget Hollywood movies.

You're mistaken, cast means the leading actor. Maybe also the antagonist. And the director.

Nobody else counts in true art.

[Rufus]

Since the  Ghost in the Shell movie is coming soon, I've started reading the manga that was just re-released in hard cover format..

• I love how humorous the manga actually is! There's lots of jokes and fun stuff! It's so different from the super serious tv show from a couple of years ago, or even the mid '90 anime movie
• It's explained in the side notes that Major's cyborg body is designed to look as generic as possible, to easily infiltrate places. Also, other characters are obviously japanese, compared ot her, who has no typical asian facial features. Maybe neotokyo in the future has more white people. I don't get the shitfits about a white actress being used in the movie adaptation, it was like that in the original source material! 
• Major seems to be OK with her cyborg self. At some point she even wonder if she has died before. The movie trailer really seem to focus on how the movie Major is trying to find out her identify. I guess the movie will be more of an origin story?
• I love how the manga curves you into silly shit (like the mechas A.Is talking to each other about their freedom and how they should revolt and then the story is about thai kids being used as mind-sex slaves by rich  dudes. That chapter was 

Anyhow, internet fandom is annoying as FUCK.

Now read part two.

[FStop7]

Didn't the Major fuck a young boy in a 2nd season episode of Stand Alone Complex?

OG GitS movie: 
GitS Innocence: 
GitS SAC Laughing Man eps: 
SAC other eps: 
GitS SAC 2nd Gig main plot line eps: 
2nd Gig side eps:
GitS Solid State Society: 

SSS is incredible but to get the full impact of the twist and underlying message you have to have watched the earlier stuff.

[thisismyusername]

No. IIRC he wanted her to, so badly, but she turned him down.

[Shuri]

Since the  Ghost in the Shell movie is coming soon, I've started reading the manga that was just re-released in hard cover format..

• I love how humorous the manga actually is! There's lots of jokes and fun stuff! It's so different from the super serious tv show from a couple of years ago, or even the mid '90 anime movie
• It's explained in the side notes that Major's cyborg body is designed to look as generic as possible, to easily infiltrate places. Also, other characters are obviously japanese, compared ot her, who has no typical asian facial features. Maybe neotokyo in the future has more white people. I don't get the shitfits about a white actress being used in the movie adaptation, it was like that in the original source material! 
• Major seems to be OK with her cyborg self. At some point she even wonder if she has died before. The movie trailer really seem to focus on how the movie Major is trying to find out her identify. I guess the movie will be more of an origin story?
• I love how the manga curves you into silly shit (like the mechas A.Is talking to each other about their freedom and how they should revolt and then the story is about thai kids being used as mind-sex slaves by rich  dudes. That chapter was 

Anyhow, internet fandom is annoying as FUCK.

Now read part two.

Indeed.. I've heard about the manga getting pretty weird..  I picked up the 1.5 and the GOTS2 book too. We'll see how it goes