VOAT Containment Megathread of Trash People for Trash People

[daemon]

In fairness, by GAF's standards, grabbing a girl's ass in a bar is rape, unless she explicitly asked you to grab her ass.

On that note, I should probably be in prison by now.

Pretty sure there was a recent thread where unwanted hand holding was deemed sexual assault on GAF.

we're equating his transgression to the level of puritanism of his forum. By his forum standards, that was an inch away from rape.

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I didn't get that reference

[Let's Cyber]

I feel like I've read this sort of set of posts for the last year straight now, they must all practice edging or something:

No, no.  You don't understand. This week is THE week, for real this time.

Once more, with feeling!

[Kara]

I didn't get that reference

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/circle_the_wagons

[benjipwns]

My favorite moment was when the McCarthyists were trying to root out Russian spies on NeoGAF.  Their sole criteria was not supporting Hillary Clinton enough for their personal preference.

A good chunk of the "heroes" who were post history digging for that got cleaned out. TestOfTide is still out so it must have been a hefty ban. They'll still whine about threads full of them in PoliGAF from time to time (I want to say Chumley does this regularly) but the bans and Stump complaining about it seemed to put the kibosh on it.

Which just proves that the Russian-Breitbart money has infected the mods.

[benjipwns]

No, no.  You don't understand. This week is THE week, for real this time.

Once more, with feeling!

Trump stayed in office and raped Tinkerbell because you stopped clapping you monster.

[FatalT]

FatalT's in that stage where you get banned/permed and are actually in your feelings about it despite whatever you may post (repeatedly since said ban/perm, might I add)

It's not that serious and you'll get over it......hopefully 

Yeah my butt is hurting right now but I'll get over it and get back to posting memes on Facebook and reading Something Awful soon. Won't take long, I promise. My main issue right now is visiting Voat. Should be playing video games and enjoying life instead of being a sissy about a web forum. I gotchu.

[benjipwns]

Should be playing video games and enjoying life

[Nola]

PoliGAF is a goldmine...

Nobody really thinks the GOP will impeach, but it's honestly better they don't. I want to be able to scream "corruption!" for the midterms.

Then weep and quit PoliGAF if Americans elect a "Trump House" ?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=232784985&postcount=7399

President Mattis incoming. I would actually be okay with that. But wouldn't the President Pro Tempor take over, unless there's some connection to Orrin Hatch I don't know about I think he would be the first person we don't have any solid connections to Trump/Russia with. Following him I believe it's Mattis since Mnuchin has a lot of Trump connections and Tillerson is like Captain Russia.

SPIES ! SPIES ! REDS ! 

My favorite moment was when the McCarthyists were trying to root out Russian spies on NeoGAF.  Their sole criteria was not supporting Hillary Clinton enough for their personal preference.

GAF's collective confidence in their investigative prowess should of been stamped out once and for all after the Boston bombers, when numerous otherwise self-described liberals, and many followers, on GAF and Reddit, just started looking for the most stereotypical brown people in the crowd, thinking they would have their message-board fame for cracking the code....Yet still managed to whiff.

....That said, Trump's fucked with those Russians.

[FatalT]

Should be playing video games and enjoying life

I've been wanting to get NieR: Automata since playing the demo! All I've been able to afford is renting out games from Red Box! I have so many games I want to play but all I can bring myself to do is get on an Internet forum discussion about the game instead of actually playing it...which is basically what NeoGAF is.

[Coax]

let's lament how the Bore is now VOAT for a moment.

VORE has such a lovely ring to it

[FatalT]

let's lament how the Bore is now VOAT for a moment.

VORE has such a lovely ring to it

#TRIGGERED Never again will I google Vore.

[Boredfrom]

Why are you guys so invested in this? He made a joke that would be perfectly safe on network tv even taken at face value.

Nurse played by Tina Fey or Amy Poehler or some shit: "I'm going to take that blood sample now."
Old white dude watching CNN: "Sure hope Donald manages to kick all the spics out."
Fwy/Poehler: "Oh, I'm sorry. Looks like I didn't find the vein. Let me try again."

You all want to hound this guy like he did something serious like saying the state shouldn't pay for a murderer's sex change?

The edgelord defense needs that at least the perpetror admits "I was joking" or that the place where the joke was made it isnt even less thin skinned than network TV.

[Joe Molotov]

Should be playing video games and enjoying life

[clothedmacuser]

#TRIGGERED Never again will I google Vore.

I'm a male in my early 20's. If you were to ask me who I am, the 1st thing I would instantly say is "I am an anal vore fanatic". It's who I am. It's my identity. Anal vore is my life, and it felt important enough for me to tell my friends and family. I decided the best way to tell them would be to have an anal vore "coming-out party", though I didn't tell them that the party was going to be about anal vore ahead of time. I'm not stupid. I knew they would look it up in Google and see a bunch of stupid things and criticisms by trolls about it, so I decided that to make the best impression of anal vore I would have to present it to them myself.

I ordered pizzas and planned a lot of fun activities we could do that would explain to my friends and family what anal vore is.

...

http://i.imgur.com/5muedS3.png

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=232817743&postcount=386

This is what happens when you give diversity more importance than actual ability when hiring staff. It sounds like they hired folks who were completely out of their depth.

Lead coder hadn't coded for 3 years.
Facial animation lead was someone with zero experience with video games.
The writer was a known hack who wrote all the shit people complained about in the last game.

Why did it have to happen to this series, couldn't they have fucked up call of duty or something instead.

Come one, even the folks who left are saying it was the case. Don't try blaming frostbite etc when it's pretty obvious a lot of the B team had never made a game before and were put into positions well above their ability due to positive discrimination.

It's a shit situation for all involved, shame telling the truth in this case is giving people too many gamer gate flashbacks to admit it.

[thisismyusername]

BANNED.

[archie4208]

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[FatalT]

#TRIGGERED Never again will I google Vore.

I'm a male in my early 20's. If you were to ask me who I am, the 1st thing I would instantly say is "I am an anal vore fanatic". It's who I am. It's my identity. Anal vore is my life, and it felt important enough for me to tell my friends and family. I decided the best way to tell them would be to have an anal vore "coming-out party", though I didn't tell them that the party was going to be about anal vore ahead of time. I'm not stupid. I knew they would look it up in Google and see a bunch of stupid things and criticisms by trolls about it, so I decided that to make the best impression of anal vore I would have to present it to them myself.

I ordered pizzas and planned a lot of fun activities we could do that would explain to my friends and family what anal vore is.

...

http://i.imgur.com/5muedS3.png

Not like this...NOT LIKE THIS!

BANNED.

That didn't take long.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/the-burger-king-get-your-ass-in-here-and-explain-why-a-whopper-is-damn-near-5-dollars.524564/

[thisismyusername]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/the-burger-king-get-your-ass-in-here-and-explain-why-a-whopper-is-damn-near-5-dollars.524564/

To be fair: Wendy's and other places are nearly that much.

[etiolate]

Should be playing video games and enjoying life

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tfw you realize that TNG episode predicted mobile gaming

[toku]

fucking legend

[D3RANG3D]

[benjipwns]

fucking legend

i love the people who edit out the quote of the post even more than the people gleefully anticipating bans:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=232822217&postcount=861
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=232822293&postcount=863
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=232822341&postcount=866
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=232822378&postcount=868
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=232822499&postcount=873
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=232822559&postcount=876
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=232822577&postcount=878
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=232822650&postcount=880

I only noticed what he said mere seconds after I posted that. I was quite shocked.

[etiolate]

[samfish]

fucking legend

i love the people who edit out the quote of the post even more than the people gleefully anticipating bans:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=232822217&postcount=861
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=232822293&postcount=863
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=232822341&postcount=866
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=232822378&postcount=868
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=232822499&postcount=873
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=232822559&postcount=876
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=232822577&postcount=878
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=232822650&postcount=880

I only noticed what he said mere seconds after I posted that. I was quite shocked.

It was nice knowing you, Bud.  I thought all GAFers had thick skin, guess not

^^ Gaffers are the most notoriously thin skinned people on the internet.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/the-burger-king-get-your-ass-in-here-and-explain-why-a-whopper-is-damn-near-5-dollars.524564/

To be fair: Wendy's and other places are nearly that much.

Not too long ago I went to a McDick's and a Big Mac is $4 and the dollar menu is gone altogether.  Fast food prices are insane these days.

[Let's Cyber]

I'm enjoying mass effect but even I have to admit some of the writing is awful, animation laughable and bugs plentiful.

 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I also ate a big fat L on No Man's Sky so luckily I'm accustomed to disappointment. 

[close]

[etiolate]

I will probably still give NMS a go one day. I have a space exploration fetish.

[FatalT]

I will probably still give NMS a go one day. I have a space exploration fetish.

I found it enjoyable and bought it day one, didn't refund it either. Haven't played since the updates so I really need to check it out some more.

[archie4208]

Nier is sooo good, glad I got it to hold me until P5.

I hope I can beat Zelda, Nier and Nioh by the time Purse Owner 5 comes out.

I probably won't. 

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=232822718&postcount=600

You know, it's funny that RoyalFool was getting a roasting earlier, but I've noticed that quite a few of Crowbcat's loyal userbase has certain GG, Alt-right leanings. Read the comments for this video and you'll see.

And it's not the first time I've noticed this stuff. Crowbcat does some interesting things no doubt with these videos, but I've got a lingering suspicion about his underlying motives and why his videos seem to attract certain "gamers."

[king of the internet]

fucking legend

I don't condone the usage of that word but I will admit that seeing used in the context of GAF, and then the reaction to it, will never stop being funny to me. It's like someone irl yelling "fire!" in a crowded building.

[D3RANG3D]

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I can't retire this can I?

[close]

[Rufus]

There's no way ME:A cost only 40m to make.

[Boredfrom]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=232817743&postcount=386

This is what happens when you give diversity more importance than actual ability when hiring staff. It sounds like they hired folks who were completely out of their depth.

Lead coder hadn't coded for 3 years.
Facial animation lead was someone with zero experience with video games.
The writer was a known hack who wrote all the shit people complained about in the last game.

Why did it have to happen to this series, couldn't they have fucked up call of duty or something instead.

Come one, even the folks who left are saying it was the case. Don't try blaming frostbite etc when it's pretty obvious a lot of the B team had never made a game before and were put into positions well above their ability due to positive discrimination.

It's a shit situation for all involved, shame telling the truth in this case is giving people too many gamer gate flashbacks to admit it.

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Being fair, I can see why people were annoyed when diversity or positive discrimination where brought to the discussion, whatever if is true or not (I had avoided the drama so I have no idea) In any case, if there is somehow a middle truth about that is going to be lost anyway in the anti/pro GG conflict of fuckery.

But is clear, at least, that the game main writer is such a novice that somehow made dialogue worse than a regular CW show or from a random tumblr fanfic.

That Krogan fight the best thing coming from that game, thought.

[Boredfrom]

What's still hilarious to me is literally a couple of hundred thousand people at most know what the fuck Gamergate actually is. I had an active account on GAF while it was happen and I still don't know the details beyond nerds got mad at a woman. I only know who Milo is because he's been doing the rounds on podcasts and TV shows...2-3 years later.

You are lucky.

inb4 is about ethics in X or they are bunch of neonazis

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=232826468&postcount=670

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Doesn't take [strike]much[/strike] any searching. Sorry.





I didn't call him a racist nor did I call for a witchhunt.

I said that I've noticed the comments in his videos are inhabited by a large community of less-than-agreeables who seem to migrate from video to video. It's about the way he posts his videos, criticisms (often carefully chosen cherry pickings) of all the things that are "wrong with today's video games."

I've just seen that same attitude present in the GamerGate/Alt-Right movement, and in a period where more and more Youtube Gaming personalities are being exposed for being a part of these movements, I just think it's interesting is all.

RoyalFool was simply voicing what it seems a good part of CbC's viewership have been posting in a good number of his videos. People seemed shocked in their responses, but if you've been following CbC, you really wouldn't be shocked that his videos seem to attract those kinds of folks in swarms.

In short, I personally think CbC is suspect. He hasn't played his hand enough yet to fully confirm, but his videos and the community they seem to be fostering give me pause for thought. That's it.

[nudemacusers]

[Great Rumbler]

I doubt it's really a diversity/positive discrimination issue, it's much more likely to be an issue of putting the game off on a rookie team while the studio vets work on the next new franchise instead.

[zepblackstar]

I doubt it's really a diversity/positive discrimination issue, it's much more likely to be an issue of putting the game off on a rookie team while the studio vets work on the next new franchise instead.

 B-Team Put on an A-List Title getting C-grade results.

[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=232824008&postcount=57

but sometimes a brush doesn't cut it to get some excess grease off so I went back to using shampoo occasionally.
 

[clothedmacuser]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=232829067&postcount=181

Edit: The amount of work I did to explain the joke just killed anything about it.  But click the gaf link and find a great summary of the porn world.



"And let the record show that Hank Hill really knows his pornography."

I looked for a gif of that scene but all I got back were strange and vile things.  I don't remember Boomhauer fucking Bill in a cow pasture but it's on the internet.




The episode summary. http://kingofthehill.wikia.com/wiki/Hank%27s_Dirty_Laundry

[Valkyrie]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=232824008&postcount=57

but sometimes a brush doesn't cut it to get some excess grease off so I went back to using shampoo occasionally.
 

It's a thing, where people completely cut out shampoo (and conditioner) for "healthier hair" and use baking soda instead. I can't imagine it working for a Gaf nerd with 5kg of dandruff and grease on his scalp though.

[benjipwns]

I could see it being a pure coincidence that they leaned for a little extra diversity in new hires (breaking ties between candidates and so on) and then during development hell just threw them all onto the Mass Effect spin-off disaster project in positions they weren't prepared for.

Plus didn't like large chunks of the Bioware vets cash out and leave in the wake of The Old Republic?

So this probably was like the D(iversity?!?)-Team getting called up to be the C-Team as the A-Team cashed out and then being asked to pull B-Team duty.

And there was a link earlier to somebody saying "why couldn't this happen to Call of Duty?" and I'm pretty sure that's what Ghosts was. They even took on what was left of Neversoft!

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=232824008&postcount=57

but sometimes a brush doesn't cut it to get some excess grease off so I went back to using shampoo occasionally.
 

It's a thing, where people completely cut out shampoo (and conditioner) for "healthier hair" and use baking soda instead. I can't imagine it working for a Gaf nerd with 5kg of dandruff and grease on his scalp though.

i mean fee-males seem to manage this process with decent results despite their inherent disadvantages

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"this is why there are no fee-male libertarians"

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[benjipwns]

It's about the way he posts his videos, criticisms (often carefully chosen cherry pickings)

All of YouTube to be hidden alt-right gamegator's confirmed.

[benjipwns]

I said that I've noticed the comments in his videos are inhabited by a large community of less-than-agreeables
...
RoyalFool was simply voicing what it seems a good part of CbC's viewership have been posting in a good number of his videos. People seemed shocked in their responses, but if you've been following CbC, you really wouldn't be shocked that his videos seem to attract those kinds of folks in swarms.
...
In short, I personally think CbC is suspect. He hasn't played his hand enough yet to fully confirm, but his videos and the community they seem to be fostering give me pause for thought. That's it.

If that guy thinks those comments are suspect, xhe should see the alt-right gamergator communities being fostered in the comments of videos showing halloween night fights at a Denny's:

rig3 years ago
This was the reason for 'whites only' signs. 

Pauley Pavillion1 year ago
Is this a scene from the planet of the apes?

AHMbros4life2 years ago
so why is slavery bad?

Guy Montag3 years ago
To think that Denny's paid 54 million to blacks because they supposedly didn't give good service to them. Gee I wonder why?

herpderpmonkey3 years ago
What the fuck is it with black people and throwing chairs? I thought it was just a running joke when I watched the Boondocks but all these black fight videos have some person hurling a chair across the room.

nothing_to_see3 years ago
THIS is why the black community is still looked down on. Nonsensical bullshit like this. Making it harder for the rest of us to get by when shit like this keeps happening.

Hector Lamar3 years ago
This is what happens when you try to civilize bottomfeeders.

Grayson Cash3 years ago
America: How 10% of the population ruined the greatest nation in history

Christopher Dudley2 years ago
This is why white people look at us like we are animals every time we walk into an establishment. 

DRajtify10 months ago
This is why there was segregation, so civilized white people didn't need to deal with this.

Namnar Bonaparte2 years ago
So..  Did racism cause black people to behave this way or does black people behaving this way cause racism?  

spoiler (click to show/hide)

DarkEternal63 years ago
That awkward moment when they realize all of their names are Laquisha.

[close]

Or people smashing through drive-thru windows at McDonalds because breakfast isn't over yet and they wanted chicken nuggets. Or most anything crime related posted by the local news.

[benjipwns]

yes, it took me longer than i thought to find that specific one i was wistfully thinking of

no, i was not surprised at how many different results i got from typing "denny's fight" into youtube

yes, i will claim i quintuple posted to make chrono feel better

[Boredfrom]

I could see it being a pure coincidence that they leaned for a little extra diversity in new hires (breaking ties between candidates and so on) and then during development hell just threw them all onto the Mass Effect spin-off disaster project in positions they weren't prepared for.

Plus didn't like large chunks of the Bioware vets cash out and leave in the wake of The Old Republic?

So this probably was like the D(iversity?!?)-Team getting called up to be the C-Team as the A-Team cashed out and then being asked to pull B-Team duty.

And there was a link earlier to somebody saying "why couldn't this happen to Call of Duty?" and I'm pretty sure that's what Ghosts was. They even took on what was left of Neversoft!

Thought the Ghosts story was more like Trump/Chavez wet dream of south america invading the US

[Purrp Skirrp]

[zepblackstar]

More I see these ME:A gifs the more I think they  made some of these emotions from previous meme gifs that people will eventually find.

[benjipwns]

Thought the Ghosts story was more like Trump/Chavez wet dream of south america invading the US

I don't think they ever invade really, just hijack US technology to wreck up the Mexican border area, then the Ghosts do all kinds of missions down south and there's more tech hijacking. The US is always shown as the superior military force except that the "war" can't be fought like the ludicrous one shown in MW2 and 3.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

It's actually almost the same plot and locations as Bad Company 2 only with crappier level design.

Which is probably why I kinda liked it. And it ripped off some of that dynamic level stuff which both series dropped immediately.

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I was talking more about how Infinity Ward's A-Team had all basically bolted after MW2, and what was left cobbled together MW3 with help from the forming Sledgehammer and then even a bunch of the IW leads left after it (even the infamous "community manager" who had been suddenly promoted to producer), and then whatever was left of Neversoft was shunted into IW to pump out Ghosts in the old CoD dev cycle and Sledgehammer hadn't yet totally sent the series past "modern warfare" what with Blops 2 also being set in a "near" decade or so future with only slightly more advanced technology. So it winds up being this kind of sorta spin-off by the "in name only" developers that started the Modern Warfare franchise.

[Oblivion]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/the-burger-king-get-your-ass-in-here-and-explain-why-a-whopper-is-damn-near-5-dollars.524564/

To be fair: Wendy's and other places are nearly that much.

Not too long ago I went to a McDick's and a Big Mac is $4 and the dollar menu is gone altogether.  Fast food prices are insane these days.

Carl's Jr. raised their spicy chicken sandwich prices from $0.99 to $1.79, and their Big Carl (which was arguably had the greatest cost to quality and quantity ratio of any burger in existence) went from a more than reasonable $1.99 to a whopping $5.79.

Trump was supposed to protect us from stuff like this! 

[benjipwns]

Really, the "dollar" menus had become "value" menus again a few years ago and you were looking at $1.49 for setting up your make-your-own combos. Like double cheeseburgers were the only things still sitting at 99 cents.

Though McDonald's has adjusted theirs into some kind of "pick 2 for $2/$5" sections which happily lined up with what I got off them anyway and took the ultimate total down like a buck and a half from where it had risen. Stuff like that lines you up with some hard to ignore loadout paths, like if you're actually doing Burger King that 10 nuggets at $1.49 offer recently makes it so you gotta go Whopper Jr. and then the ten nuggets to start working towards any kind of ideal stat maximization.

Capitalism.

[benjipwns]

I assume this all leads back to the companies were just finding it too hard to compete with the increasing quality and quantity of YumBrands! offerings.

[Trent Dole]

I assume this all leads back to the companies were just finding it too hard to compete with the increasing quality and quantity of YumBrands! offerings.

Thinking outside the bun.

[Jansen]

The c-tier dev team that pumped out the fanservice DLC for ME3 made a full-fledged Mass Effect RPG with the help of new hires. They also decided to hire the same lead writer who did Halo 4.

 The results will shock you 
 

meh while i find the graphical jank funny i still enjoy the game. the multiplayer can be a ton of fun if you are the host. that said I probably won't finish it just like i didn't beat dragon age Inquisition even tho i played it for 50hrs.

i need to go back and get the c/d endings for nier auto but i burnt myself out by playing it for 40 hrs the week it came out.

[bluemax]

Thought the Ghosts story was more like Trump/Chavez wet dream of south america invading the US

I don't think they ever invade really, just hijack US technology to wreck up the Mexican border area, then the Ghosts do all kinds of missions down south and there's more tech hijacking. The US is always shown as the superior military force except that the "war" can't be fought like the ludicrous one shown in MW2 and 3.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

It's actually almost the same plot and locations as Bad Company 2 only with crappier level design.

Which is probably why I kinda liked it. And it ripped off some of that dynamic level stuff which both series dropped immediately.

[close]

I was talking more about how Infinity Ward's A-Team had all basically bolted after MW2, and what was left cobbled together MW3 with help from the forming Sledgehammer and then even a bunch of the IW leads left after it (even the infamous "community manager" who had been suddenly promoted to producer), and then whatever was left of Neversoft was shunted into IW to pump out Ghosts in the old CoD dev cycle and Sledgehammer hadn't yet totally sent the series past "modern warfare" what with Blops 2 also being set in a "near" decade or so future with only slightly more advanced technology. So it winds up being this kind of sorta spin-off by the "in name only" developers that started the Modern Warfare franchise.

The thing is, not that many people stick around a CoD studio for very long. It has improved now that they alternate releases, but when you operate studios that have "pre crunch" in order to make linear corridor shooters then you accept that a certain percentage of your talent just won't stick around for very long.

They did change the bonus structure after the fiasco that lead to Respawn forming to force people to stay longer.

Like the local progression in LA for awhile was work for work for hire studio, go to Activision and work on a CoD game or go work at EALA, then go to Insomniac/ND/Sony Santa Monica, then burn out or something.

Riot and Blizzard gobble up a lot of top tier talent now. Since most of their offerings aren't on normal holiday release schedules they can offer non crunch based work environments.

[StealthFan]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/the-burger-king-get-your-ass-in-here-and-explain-why-a-whopper-is-damn-near-5-dollars.524564/

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