VOAT Containment Megathread of Trash People for Trash People

[Raist]

I don't think I've seen such a good example of "instant karma" recently.

[venereology]

and that's just it, that's where it steps over the line from being "I support gender equality and what that involves like most people who aren't total assholes" into weird borderline mansplaining "let me tell you what's best for women" territory.

Incredibly, that most recent pewdiepie thread is still open, but I'll chalk that up to it being in OT instead of Gaming this time

[team filler]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?s=d51c886147f254c96c90fbc9d6b1fd0c&p=243717027&postcount=11

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=243720804&postcount=62

All of this is a distraction from the fact that the election was fraudulent and stolen by a foreign power.

[benjipwns]

don't worry crew, i made sure to take on the most heinous and ignorant lies being spread in that thread about markets

[Joe Molotov]

don't worry crew, i made sure to take on the most heinous and ignorant lies being spread in that thread about markets

[etiolate]

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=243760809&postcount=17

Exactly, as someone 80% covered in tattoos nothing neck up, I am for the most part very happy with how the ignorance and stigma has died down. Seems like a majority of people socially evolved.

 But some people are still super silly, it is always funny when you find younger people who are repulsed by it, or even in my case when my gay uncles whom I have always respected and been happy for their lifestyle choice would speak of my tattoos in the same way a homophobe or straight up bigot would describe their choice in life which always baffled the shit out of me, even they have gotten better over the years. They actually really liked my hands when I got both of them done, which is one of the points of no return for tattoos.

 

[Jenkem]

tattoos are haram

[Dennis]

tattoos are haram

Speaking of haram. All these sick fuckers eating biscuits with hummus....

Just devoured a box with some hummus. You're wrong

Triscuits + hummus = tasty healthy snack

Borderline offensive. Just had some hours ago. Delicious with hummus

So good with hummus.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1407486

[I'm a Puppy!]

Now we've moved to the next level: hummus virtue signalling

[benjipwns]

that hummus "tip" has literally been on the back (or side) of the triscuits boxes for years i feel like

[Bulleta©™®]

Hummus is for goats. Link's Awakening taught me.

[TVC15]

any guy that loudly proclaims themselves to be Male Feminist is some kind of creep running an angle.

it's the "male" qualifier for me, it's additional unnecessary information

i'm assuming that there's a valid reason the person is saying "i'm a feminist" and not just randomly throwing it out there, but adding the qualifier so it's "i'm a MALE feminist" is always some buffoon like Amir0x or a Slate writer in my experience

How about I start calling myself a gay feminist, which warps it to sound like I want to elevate femme gay dudes in society?

[Jenkem]

that hummus "tip" has literally been on the back (or side) of the triscuits boxes for years i feel like

wow benji never thought I'd see you backing the corporate machine

how much is Nabisco paying you?

[agrajag]

tattoos are haram

Speaking of haram. All these sick fuckers eating biscuits with hummus....

Just devoured a box with some hummus. You're wrong

Triscuits + hummus = tasty healthy snack

Borderline offensive. Just had some hours ago. Delicious with hummus

So good with hummus.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1407486

Buiscuits are these


You're thinking of crackers.

[Raist]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=243763827&postcount=8

Oh you've had one for a while alright

[benjipwns]

that hummus "tip" has literally been on the back (or side) of the triscuits boxes for years i feel like

wow benji never thought I'd see you backing the corporate machine

how much is Nabisco paying you?

not enough, my other corporate masters pay way better

thin crisps > regular

[Trurl]

I like this post.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=243766236&postcount=65

[clothedmacuser]

Not for gay families tho

A gay mother, father, sister, and brother go to a CFA and are banned

How is this family safe

I haven't heard stories about this happening. Can you provide links for me?

No I made it up

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=243761700&postcount=255

When has this happened? Never heard.

Everygay

 

That is woke AF.  Inventing things to get mad about.

[benjipwns]

the mother, father, sister AND brother are all gay?

or wait...this is one of those riddles isn't it and they're actually just one person, i'm onto you tricksters

[benjipwns]

Been a while since I had Chick-fil-A(gluten intolerance).

WOW

never to see expected that kind of thing on NeoGAF.com, I guess now with bish and Amir0x and Dennis gone shit's coming out of the woodwork

[Himu]

CFA has good shit. Have you tasted their lemonade?

[clothedmacuser]

Seems like the perfect time to ban bait ALTTP since he's drunk.  Or wait, ban baiting doesn't exist because implying someone is a bigot 10 times in a thread doesn't alter the mods decisions since they follow the TOS.

[benjipwns]

we need some mod to go Order 66 on this thread:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1407393

reason for ban:
"i have the high ground, suck my dick"

[TVC15]

CFA has good shit. Have you tasted their lemonade?

Yeah, I'm willing to give them a pass similar to James Woods. Their food is tasty enough to make up for any bigotry, perceived, imagined, or real.

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1407511

We all know that Splatoon takes place in a terrifyingly distant, realistic dystopian future in which humanity has fused with squids. This could raise many questions of a philosophical, spiritual, and existential nature.
HOWEVER, there is one question that reigns supreme over the others.
What actually kills the squid kids?
When they get "splatted," what causes them to disappear? Why do "opposing" colors send squid kids to the abyss? Did DJ Octavio poison the ink, and if so, why doesn't your own color kill you?
Why does the very thing that provides squids a way to protect themselves kill them?
There's a deep, dark underbelly to Splatoon's lore, and I am intent on finding the answers.

[benjipwns]

Two Chick-fil-A's opened here this last year. People camped out overnight to be first and they had endless lines for weeks.

Now, that first part is a whole different kind of stupid considering it's not like CFA flew in their secret experts to handle the places first customers. (Or did they? )

Months later I went for the first time since I'd had it over a decade ago in Colorado or something, but I still don't get the hype, though I do like waffle fries.

I dunno. I feel like Yum! Brands is once again the true innovator in designing different ways to eat chicken.

[benjipwns]

it's strange how quickly the revolution yet again descended into the weeds of minutiae: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1405320

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User Name   Posts
KingSnake   51
CornBurrito   38
The Technomancer   26
kirblar   22
Grug   21
patapuf   20
Hello? This is Hailun!   20
iamblades   19
Bonen no Max'd   18
Screaming Meat   18
Foffy   18

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[Momo]

tattoos are haram

Speaking of haram. All these sick fuckers eating biscuits with hummus....

Just devoured a box with some hummus. You're wrong

Triscuits + hummus = tasty healthy snack

Borderline offensive. Just had some hours ago. Delicious with hummus

So good with hummus.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1407486

Buiscuits are these
(Image removed from quote.)

You're thinking of crackers.

These are clearly scones.

[mormapope]

That armpit shaving thread lol

Male feminists

 

There's a vast difference between men who respect women and view them as equals and men who identify as feminists.

The latter being troublesome because appropriating that term to make sure women who hear you describe yourself in that way apply positive and attractive qualities to you, is creepy. Most women I talk to find self described male feminists dis-ingenuous and almost always seem to use it as a way to fuck them.

Bingo.

I respect women and feel that, in general, they get valued a lot less than men or have some disadvantages that are unwarranted. But i'd never call myself a feminist. Im not dedicated to that cause at all.

It's basically the most corny way to earn nice guy points.

[agrajag]

Nah, scones are disgusting. Biscuits are buttery, flakey goodness. Unless you're from UK, then they're shortbread cookies or something

[agrajag]

Yeah, I think there's a big difference between holding certain views and making them a part of your identity/persona. And an even bigger difference from making sure that everyone else knows that it's part of your identity.

[daemon]

(Image removed from quote.)

 

Dude, I love that scene from the Fellowship of the Ring!

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=243720804&postcount=62

All of this is a distraction from the fact that the election was fraudulent and stolen by a foreign power.

What else would I expect to read from a guy who got trade scammed with the guild's money.


On the case of Muhammad Noor

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=243758988&postcount=447

But muh narrative! minority cops are thrown under the bus but this guy still worked after hefty complaints. How do I process this REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[samfish]

I want to make it clear as day here... even though I am a cat caretaker, I consider myself a male feminist cat caretaker.

[benjipwns]

does that mean you only take care of cats that are male feminists?

[Raist]

I like this post.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=243766236&postcount=65

Nope, sorry, not a good fit. Bad optics. Literally can't even. Etc.

[agrajag]

does that mean you only take care of cats that are male feminists?

I think it means that he is a caretaker that is a male feminist cat.

[Raist]

tattoos are haram

Speaking of haram. All these sick fuckers eating biscuits with hummus....

Just devoured a box with some hummus. You're wrong

Triscuits + hummus = tasty healthy snack

Borderline offensive. Just had some hours ago. Delicious with hummus

So good with hummus.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1407486

Buiscuits are these
(Image removed from quote.)

You're thinking of crackers.

These aren't biscuits. It's basically bread. You guys are cray.
If you're going to appropriate my culture at least use the words correctly

These are biscuits:








Kthxbye

[FreeNudeLyleLanley]

Those are cookies you communist.

[Jenkem]

tattoos are haram

Speaking of haram. All these sick fuckers eating biscuits with hummus....

Just devoured a box with some hummus. You're wrong

Triscuits + hummus = tasty healthy snack

Borderline offensive. Just had some hours ago. Delicious with hummus

So good with hummus.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1407486

Buiscuits are these
(Image removed from quote.)

You're thinking of crackers.

These aren't biscuits. It's basically bread. You guys are cray.
If you're going to appropriate my culture at least use the words correctly

These are biscuits:

(Image removed from quote.)

(Image removed from quote.)

(Image removed from quote.)


Kthxbye

American English is superior.

 

[Raist]

Those are cookies you communist.

No. That's a cookie.




Biscuit is a french word and literally means "twice-cooked". That's very specific and does not apply to american cookies or that abomination you call biscuit.

Come at me

[Momo]

You're holding on to a pre 1400 meaning

[tuna_love]

tattoos are haram

Speaking of haram. All these sick fuckers eating biscuits with hummus....

Just devoured a box with some hummus. You're wrong

Triscuits + hummus = tasty healthy snack

Borderline offensive. Just had some hours ago. Delicious with hummus

So good with hummus.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1407486

Buiscuits are these
(Image removed from quote.)

You're thinking of crackers.

These aren't biscuits. It's basically bread. You guys are cray.
If you're going to appropriate my culture at least use the words correctly

These are biscuits:

(Image removed from quote.)

(Image removed from quote.)

(Image removed from quote.)


Kthxbye

[Raist]

You're holding on to a pre 1400 meaning

French food is timeless

'Muhrica derived its shit mostly from brits and germans, which was garbage to begin with. Somehow managed to make it worse.
The only somewhat redeeming food is in New Orleans.

[Momo]

As long as we agree the muhrican version of any foodstuff is the worst 

[zepblackstar]

hummus is for people who balk at shopping at walmart while going to Target pronouncing it as TarJay

[Mupepe]

Foreigners can't make anything right.

Italian pizza is trash.  Papa Johns saved the dish

French everything is terrible.  California boxed wine is a gift from God

Kolaches were never meant to be sweet.  We did what Polacks could not.

[counterhit]

it's strange how quickly the revolution yet again descended into the weeds of minutiae: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1405320

spoiler (click to show/hide)

User Name   Posts
KingSnake   51
CornBurrito   38
The Technomancer   26
kirblar   22
Grug   21
patapuf   20
Hello? This is Hailun!   20
iamblades   19
Bonen no Max'd   18
Screaming Meat   18
Foffy   18

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I wonder if CornBurrito knew when he joined a videogame forum in 2009 the contents of his posts would eventually become a mix of advocating for violent revolution, asking for vegan recipes, and having his forum buddies diagnose his anal bleeding.

[Raist]

"Wait what's that about Amir0x" episode 19.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1407522

Starts at post 12.

[jorma]

I know for a fact that if i ever get an american girlfriend and meet her parents i will be sure to let them know that i wont eat at the same table as fascist people who like to eat UK/German-derived food.

I don't care how tasty it is, I'll eat my morally superiour non culturally appropriated swedish meatballs on the porch, kthnx.

[Rufus]

Yeah, I think there's a big difference between holding certain views and making them a part of your identity/persona. And an even bigger difference from making sure that everyone else knows that it's part of your identity.

Much like militant vegans, those people are much easier to find online. Offline, I've yet to meet someone who let me know they're [xyz] without it being pertinent in some way. Jokes and outrage about them, meanwhile, are quite common in either domain.

[Raist]

I know for a fact that if i ever get an american girlfriend and meet her parents i will be sure to let them know that i wont eat at the same table as fascist people who like to eat UK/German-derived food.

I don't care how tasty it is, I'll eat my morally superiour non culturally appropriated swedish meatballs on the porch, kthnx.

What about that canned fish thing?

edit: surströmming

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[Shuri]

"Ben Afflect sexually assaulting an interviewer"
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1407643

Embarassing thread warning. AML, the woman in the clip is a famous personality here in the medias and also a powerful business woman who owns tons of various successful businesses like porn channels and a goddamn boat cruises company. The whole Ben Afflect hitting on it thing was a meme on vary popular tv show about  the movie industry she used to host in the '90.

One of the recurring jokes is how she was totally unable to hold herself together while interviewing Ben Affleck as he would always make her crack-up. She would always meet him for interviews and the interview would always end up in the "best/worst of" moments segment at the end of each year. i still remember that interview she did with Tommy Lee Jones where he was a total asshole to her

You can even see one of her interviews with him using in a publicity of her own show:

Another interview with them:


Back in 2005, people rediscovered the same clips and started having shitfits about it, and she went to the medias and talked about how hilarious Affleck and a total gentleman  and how those interviews were some of the most memorable interviews she's ever had and that they were hamming it up for the sake of the show And that every time they would meet, it would get more and more over-the-top and that they were pretty close friends for a while.

I guess it doesn't fit the "Ben Afflect is a asshole because of mah superheroes movies" narrative of Neogaf

[jorma]

I know for a fact that if i ever get an american girlfriend and meet her parents i will be sure to let them know that i wont eat at the same table as fascist people who like to eat UK/German-derived food.

I don't care how tasty it is, I'll eat my morally superiour non culturally appropriated swedish meatballs on the porch, kthnx.

What about that canned fish thing?

edit: surströmming

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If someone serves that you are permitted to fuck off, unless you are foreign or from Stockholm. Foreign/Stockholm guests are expected to stay around and express their shock and disgust that anyone would ever consider eating something that smells like... that.
I think. Personally i wouldn't dream of serving my guests rotten food.

[FStop7]

Dude went for his merit badge in outrage farming.

[venereology]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=243794086&postcount=44

and the OP goes on to say that she's aged horribly 

e:

Holy shit it gets terrible around 3:55 with the ableist jokes...

oh no...

[Rufus]

Personally i wouldn't dream of serving my guests rotten food.

*fermented

Which would exclude beer, wine (and other alcohols) and cheese and sauerkraut and... Look, the list is very long.

[VomKriege]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=243794086&postcount=44

and the OP goes on to say that she's aged horribly 

e:

Holy shit it gets terrible around 3:55 with the ableist jokes...

oh no...

You rape culture supporters would love nothing more than make him look misogynist, but sorry it's not gonna work. Thread backfire failed.

[jorma]

Personally i wouldn't dream of serving my guests rotten food.

*fermented

Which would exclude beer, wine (and other alcohols) and cheese and sauerkraut and... Look, the list is very long.

Ok i'll rephrase. I'd never serve guests anything that smells like a putrid roadkill and didn't even get you drunk.