VOAT Containment Megathread of Trash People for Trash People

[clothedmacuser]

One of the biggest conservative forums is calling for McCain to immediately resign. They've also been pretty harsh in their commentary about his illness.

The largest alt-right site is actively celebrating. And they're WAY worse in their commentary.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=243965097&postcount=1018


Huh, Beseda reads conservative forums.  I wonder how many forums he is a part of.


Alt-Hot take:  But why is he visiting those sites, tho?  What does he gain from it?  Awfully strange behavior for a supposed ally . . .

[agrajag]

I bet Besada reads pedo forums too, to research on how to keep GAF safe from pedos. 

[zomgee]

Alright, all of you permabanned Gaffers joining The Bore with a new name, you have to post your GAF name. I need to see them receipts!

hello my name is Amir0x

[agrajag]

If his tumor is affecting his cognitive functions, he isn't fit for office. Then again, neither is Trump. 

[Momo]

Alright, all of you permabanned Gaffers joining The Bore with a new name, you have to post your GAF name. I need to see them receipts!

my gaf name was icecream

[clothedmacuser]

Someone post this article about McCain and watch the roaches scatter.

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/politics/2008/04/the_great_mccain_story_youve_probably_forgotten.html

He was taken in hand by Morris Udall, the Arizona congressman who was the liberal conscience of the Congress and a leading voice for reform.

For the past few years, Udall has lain ill with Parkinson's disease in a veterans hospital in Northeast Washington, which is where we were heading. Every few weeks, McCain drives over to pay his respects. These days the trip is a ceremony, like going to church, only less pleasant. Udall is seldom conscious, and even then he shows no sign of recognition. McCain brings with him a stack of newspaper clips on Udall's favorite subjects: local politics in Arizona, environmental legislation, Native American land disputes, subjects in which McCain initially had no particular interest himself.

 Beneath a torn gray blanket on a narrow hospital cot, Udall lay twisted and disfigured. No matter how many times McCain tapped him on the shoulder and called his name, his eyes remained shut.

A nurse entered and seemed surprised to find anyone there, and it wasn't long before I found out why: Almost no one visits anymore. In his time, which was not very long ago, Mo Udall was one of the most-sought-after men in the Democratic Party. Yet as he dies in a veterans hospital a few miles from the Capitol, he is visited regularly only by a single old political friend, John McCain. "He's not going to wake up this time," McCain said.

McCain spoke of how it affected him when Udall took him in hand. It was a simple act of affection and admiration, and for that reason it meant all the more to McCain. It was one man saying to another, We disagree in politics but not in life. It was one man saying to another, party political differences cut only so deep. Having made that step, they found much to agree upon and many useful ways to work together. This is the reason McCain keeps coming to see Udall even after Udall has lost his last shred of political influence. The politics were never all that important.

Warning, it is from Slate.com, which like The Atlantic and New York Magazine means you must consider the source and it's alt-right leanings, as per DeepWater's instruction.

[Zophar]

Alright, all of you permabanned Gaffers joining The Bore with a new name, you have to post your GAF name. I need to see them receipts!

Do I have to if I'm not perma banned?

[agrajag]

Like "is it ok to use such advanced technology for games ?". It took me a while before I dared put my first coin in there.
 

[daycru]

Couldn't possibly care less about poor taste, done with civility. Fuck all Republicans. Glad his brain has become a boiling milkshake, it's funny to me.

[Trent Dole]

It's sad, but dude's 80. He's lived plenty. Thanks for your service in two fuckin' wars dude, goddamn.

Couldn't possibly care less about poor taste, done with civility. Fuck all Republicans. Glad his brain has become a boiling milkshake, it's funny to me.

It's pretty obviously been one for a while now.

[headwalk]

I swear stump has gone through some benjamin button process where he started as a chill old dude who's been through the ringer and has regressed to become an insufferable partisan teenager.

[Momo]

I swear stump has gone through some benjamin button process where he started as a chill old dude who's been through the ringer and has regressed to become an insufferable partisan teenager.

Mix with gaffers long enough and you will become them

[Raist]

Wow. Stumps skin approaching EviLore's thinnesses. What an unbelievable pussy.

A few months before the PS4 Pro was announced and the press was in full crazy mode and GAF going nuts about "teh possibilities", I made a few posts arguing that it was likely going to be a minor refresh, and that any "but look at all the leaks" arguments were dumb given that you'd read different names/price/specs from different websites.

Out of nowhere Stump jumps in and goes like "I BET YOU THAT YOU'RE WRONG. IF I LOSE I GIVE YOU $100 IF I WIN YOU GIVE ME $10."

It was so fucking distinguished mentally-challenged so I sarcastically replied "We don't use dollars where I live ._." and he went "WHATEVER CURRENCY THEN HUH? HUH? YOU SCARED OR LOSING?". Went on for another 3-4 posts.

It was freaking hilarious. Guess it might have contributed to me being put "on the list"

[nudemacusers]

Cmon. We lure Amir0x into posting here and then turn him in. We can give the forum a tagline: The Bore: Now 11 Years Old!"

Well, that's probably too old

[counterhit]

Maybe everyone should spend less time policing each other's feelings and comments.  People are allowed to have different perspectives.  If you can't discuss those perspectives without insulting other posters, you should probably find somewhere else to be.

 

[Raist]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1408654

Main early reaction is an instant dogpile on the inappropriateness of "jew woman", from people who obviously didn't take the 2 seconds required to realize that this would very well likely be a language issue, as the OP is quite obviously not a native english speaker. I'm sure that the topic being about a muslim dude assaulting that woman has nothing to do with it tho


edit: well shit, from the same thread apparently "native speaker" is inappropriate too now. I'm so so sorry

[zomgee]

We don't know the facts
Let's wait and see
Maybe it's mental illness
We're not hypocrites, really

[Momo]

edit: well shit, from the same thread apparently "native speaker" is inappropriate too now. I'm so so sorry

[Nabbis]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1408654

Main early reaction is an instant dogpile on the inappropriateness of "jew woman", from people who obviously didn't take the 2 seconds required to realize that this would very well likely be a language issue, as the OP is quite obviously not a native english speaker. I'm sure that the topic being about a muslim dude assaulting that woman has nothing to do with it tho


edit: well shit, from the same thread apparently "native speaker" is inappropriate too now. I'm so so sorry

Whine about US exceptionalism, cultural appropriation and other crap and then proceed to put your own linguistic cultural baggage on foreign posters. 

Im constantly amused at how people who seem to be invested in such stuff completely lack any neurons for introspection.

[Raist]

http://www.bbc.com/capital/story/20161028-native-english-speakers-are-the-worlds-worst-communicators



I guess the BBC is alt-right now.

[CrankyJay]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=243974068&postcount=1217

Massive Duck getting dragged.

Yup, but the BCT latent ability "Ban Opposition Shield" kicked in after he took that blow.

[Raist]

https://www.reddit.com/r/darksouls3/comments/6nzo2h/bachelor_thesis_on_dark_souls_games_conclusion/




Dat backlash.

[daemon]

One of the biggest conservative forums is calling for McCain to immediately resign. They've also been pretty harsh in their commentary about his illness.

The largest alt-right site is actively celebrating. And they're WAY worse in their commentary.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=243965097&postcount=1018


Huh, Beseda reads conservative forums.  I wonder how many forums he is a part of.


Alt-Hot take:  But why is he visiting those sites, tho?  What does he gain from it?  Awfully strange behavior for a supposed ally . . .

One for every kilogram.

[fistfulofmetal]

one gaf  pet peeve: when the middle click scroll option decides to just break sometimes

[Atramental]

one gaf  pet peeve: when the middle click scroll option decides to just break sometimes

That'll probably take EviLore another 180 hrs to fix.

[daemon]

one gaf  pet peeve: when the middle click scroll option decides to just break sometimes

That'll probably take EviLore another 180 hrs to fix.

so one week only?

[Atramental]

Oops. Meant to add 180 hr weeks. Perhaps hundreds of 180 hr weeks.

[J Tourettes]

Alright, all of you permabanned Gaffers joining The Bore with a new name, you have to post your GAF name. I need to see them receipts!

Was originally J tourettes. Then Kavanagh, then Incontinentia Buttocks and finally Jimbor. Jimbor was my favourite incarnation, think the final ban was for abusing Amirox/suggesting I didn't like cats.

[Raist]

Are you going to personally attack us?

[stufte]

Are you going to personally attack us?

Idunno, maybe we should ask his parents or close friends?

[Raist]

Are you going to personally attack us?

Idunno, maybe we should ask his parents or close friends?

Or his cats? Wait no, shit.

[agrajag]

Jeez, I'm sorry I asked..

[Brehvolution]

One forum's trash is another forum's treasure. 

[samfish]

I only had 3 bans, the third one being a perm. So 3 bans in 7 years.

1. I suggested sending a message to South Carolina governor Nikki Haley by standing around in trench coats and flashing her with messages written on your body.

2. I called Lime out as being an obvious troll when he suddenly was a gay man living in the heartland of America.

3. I said we shouldn't celebrate and normalize mental illness.

[Dennis]

I only had 3 bans, the third one being a perm. So 3 bans in 7 years.

1. I suggested sending a message to South Carolina governor Nikki Haley by standing around in trench coats and flashing her with messages written on your body.

2. I called Lime out as being an obvious troll when he suddenly was a gay man living in the heartland of America.

3. I said we shouldn't celebrate and normalize mental illness.

Seems pretty harsh to be permed for that.

I had a ban for calling out Lime too. Only my calling out was a good natured harmless jab but that was enough. Lime got to have the files on a moderator for that kind of mod protection. Lime is also either, multiple persons, capable of being in several countries at once or a liar.

[FStop7]

Lime is a mod alt.  A honeypot.

[Zophar]

Alright, all of you permabanned Gaffers joining The Bore with a new name, you have to post your GAF name. I need to see them receipts!

Was originally J tourettes. Then Kavanagh, then Incontinentia Buttocks and finally Jimbor. Jimbor was my favourite incarnation, think the final ban was for abusing Amirox/suggesting I didn't like cats.

WHAT DID YOUR PARENTS SAY ABOUT BEING BANNED FROM AN ONLINE VIDYA GAME FORUM? Also why do I only count 6 reasons, but you got 9 bans? 

[EightBitNate]

Jeez...why does everyone rush in to post “RIP” in every celebrity death thread.

[J Tourettes]

Alright, all of you permabanned Gaffers joining The Bore with a new name, you have to post your GAF name. I need to see them receipts!

Was originally J tourettes. Then Kavanagh, then Incontinentia Buttocks and finally Jimbor. Jimbor was my favourite incarnation, think the final ban was for abusing Amirox/suggesting I didn't like cats.

WHAT DID YOUR PARENTS SAY ABOUT BEING BANNED FROM AN ONLINE VIDYA GAME FORUM? Also why do I only count 6 reasons, but you got 9 bans?

Gaf math

[nachobro]

J Tourettes I think we did the candy swap one year. Maybe? It was someone with a J in their name. I'm bad at remembering these things.

Candy swap was a great idea for a fat boy like myself.

[stufte]

 

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=243974068&postcount=1217

Massive Duck getting dragged.

all i see is an intolerant gamergator banned for finally showing his true colors (white, like a sheet he'd wear)

[benjipwns]

Is there a list of known alt-righters I can consult before I consume any media in any form?

No, that's what makes them so insidious. They train to hide their entire life until they have to assist the cause of bigotry. So literally anyone around you could be a Gamergator.

Especially now that we live in a society where people are no longer bish-checked and they feel safe to organize all out assaults on NeoGAF.com to the point of likely framing a former and future moderator who nobody ever knew existed.

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=243883645&postcount=30

This dude's a fucking liar. I've seen him in a different amir0x thread a while back saying the same thing.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=243884889&postcount=63

This dude, too.

To be fair, this is the kind of running joke I'd make sure to post since you can't outright mention it.

[Mr. Nobody]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=244022524

The salt 

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/PabloTorre/status/888112858394894337

[J Tourettes]

J Tourettes I think we did the candy swap one year. Maybe? It was someone with a J in their name. I'm bad at remembering these things.

Candy swap was a great idea for a fat boy like myself.

I did a few, what was your gaf name? Were you the dude from New Mexico way?

[ModernBoxes]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=243974068&postcount=1217

Massive Duck getting dragged.

all i see is an intolerant gamergator banned for finally showing his true colors (white, like a sheet he'd wear)

Massive Duck and his gang of goons and Lord Freiza seem to have ban armor on them. Always provoking and getting other people banned.

[nachobro]

I did a few, what was your gaf name? Were you the dude from New Mexico way?

yep i'm from new mexico, name was notworksafe. sent lots of PB and green chile items if i remember right

[daemon]

I was a pretty low profile guy, blitzcloud. serious face squall avatar.That might be the reason why as Besada already said he interprets words through your avatar choice. Their reasons were like: we banned you not long ago so we thought you were being an ass again and we ban you again. For a forum that believes in jail rehab, they surely don't preach with the example

[I'm a Puppy!]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=244022524

The salt 

surprised no one's responded with "Are you saying this because he's black?" that would be the GAF reply.

[etiolate]

Maybe GAF can hire OJ to hunt down the real pedophile.

[Raist]

My GAF username was

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Raist

[close]

No one remembers me probably here

Well, apart from Smokey because he liked to bully me on GAF. He only posts here once every month or something anyway. Probably too busy with alt-right forums.

[ToxicAdam]

My first permaban was because the mods thought I was an Ironknuckle sockpuppet (not joking).  EL admitted that to me in a PM on Opa-Ages.

My second one was because I insulted users with anime avatars and Vennt took exception to it. It was overturned once they booted him out of the club.

I don't remember the reason for the final one.

[tuna_love]

i remember raist because you liked no mans sky
 

[Atramental]

The name does ring a bell.

I just don't remember any specific posts/posting style or avatar associated with you.

edit: I'm of course Atramental. I had an animated cartoon Satan as my avatar for a while until GAF did away with animated gif avatars. 

[Gibson]

alright never mind what i said about not liking revealing my  other names. My name was CaptainGyro. I was once banned for a month for these two posts
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=115127116&postcount=14
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=115127509&postcount=19

They were two joking posts made from quotes of 30 rock, and other people got the joke.
I was basically banned for not giving a bland serious "omg this is terrible I hope he gets better" reply that is required on gaf

[benjipwns]

I'm empty_vessel.

[benjipwns]

alright never mind what i said about not liking revealing my  other names. My name was CaptainGyro. I was once banned for a month for these two posts
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=115127116&postcount=14
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=115127509&postcount=19

They were two joking posts made from quotes of 30 rock, and other people got the joke.
I was basically banned for not giving a bland serious "omg this is terrible I hope he gets better" reply that is required on gaf

I'd like to help you but you know what, I'm not supposed to have sex with my patients.

[Let's Cyber]

I was Aguirre by day and HUELEN at night.