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Nintendo Switch Thread
« on: October 19, 2016, 08:45:42 PM »
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2016, 08:47:01 PM »
hold me friends
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2016, 08:47:26 PM »
Do Nintendo even bother doing live reveals anymore?

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2016, 08:59:12 PM »
are they going to show a mario game

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« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2016, 09:08:41 PM »
In about 13 hours? K
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« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2016, 09:57:30 PM »
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2016, 10:35:02 PM »
Maybe they'll show a Mario game! :omg
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2016, 10:44:03 PM »
Taking tomorrow off work! :drool

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I already had tomorrow off.
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2016, 10:55:06 PM »
New Super Mario Maker NX U

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2016, 10:55:17 PM »
NX is going to be a VR mobile console hybrid. Nintendo has been chasing gimmicks since after the Wii and it wouldn't be shocking if they attempt VR in the cheapest and most oddball way possible. Standalone console with VR support, VR headset is both used on the home console and as a mobile gaming device. Console is $299, VR headset will be $399.

Nintendo will go third party in 2020.
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2016, 10:55:30 PM »


 :goty
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« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2016, 10:55:50 PM »
bezel
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« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2016, 11:02:26 PM »
:hyper

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2016, 11:05:51 PM »
Zelda and Mario for launch titles, with promises for more Zelda and Mario throughout it's life cycle.
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #15 on: October 19, 2016, 11:12:40 PM »
Red Dead and NX YEEEE

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #16 on: October 20, 2016, 03:44:51 AM »
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #17 on: October 20, 2016, 07:15:00 AM »
Zelda and Mario for launch titles, with promises for more Zelda and Mario throughout it's life cycle.

also re re re releases of classics from the the decades, literally decades, of nintendo goodness

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #18 on: October 20, 2016, 07:18:40 AM »
also re re re releases of classics from the the decades, literally decades, of nintendo goodness
Starting with Hogan's Alley, Golf, Pinball and Wrecking Crew!

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #19 on: October 20, 2016, 07:28:49 AM »
You won't even have time to play them really because the launch window will be packed with great titles, these have been worked on for years so no delays, no more dry spells.

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #20 on: October 20, 2016, 07:31:17 AM »
Now that mobile and home division won't exist you will get double the games, so Really New Super Mario 2D and then just months later New Super Duper Mario 2D, which are totally different games that take years to make,not something interns threw together in the basement using a level editor in a week.

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #21 on: October 20, 2016, 07:50:59 AM »
god I know it's going to suck

I know I'm not even gonna buy it

and yet I can't help but get excited :brazilcry

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #22 on: October 20, 2016, 09:33:37 AM »
also re re re releases of classics from the the decades, literally decades, of nintendo goodness
Starting with Hogan's Alley, Golf, Pinball and Wrecking Crew!

Wrecking Crew is fucking amazing.
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #23 on: October 20, 2016, 09:39:48 AM »
New Zelda vids up:






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« Reply #24 on: October 20, 2016, 10:01:42 AM »
nintendo.com is down I think :doge

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #25 on: October 20, 2016, 10:02:43 AM »
It's a fucking tablet that runs android games....

WOW.
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #27 on: October 20, 2016, 10:05:10 AM »
It's a Wii U with detachable controllers.
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #28 on: October 20, 2016, 10:05:33 AM »
:kobeyuck

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #29 on: October 20, 2016, 10:06:09 AM »
I knew it was going to suck.

But.

Nintendo is dead.

Really dead.

It's over.

Sony won.

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #30 on: October 20, 2016, 10:06:43 AM »
Market your new console/handheld thing with NBA LIVE for android and bootleg Skyrim, fam.

Guess we know where all those unused Ouya controllers went too.
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #31 on: October 20, 2016, 10:07:00 AM »
Not gonna lie, I thought it looked pretty cool.

Looks like what the Wii U should have been, and i like that it has it's own controller outside of the tablet switches.
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #32 on: October 20, 2016, 10:07:02 AM »
Yeah Ill get one.

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #33 on: October 20, 2016, 10:07:31 AM »
those detachable controllers look really comfortable

enjoy your RSI nintenboys :donot

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #34 on: October 20, 2016, 10:08:16 AM »
Looks exactly what I expected it to be, just wish they showed more interesting games (like more of that new Mario).
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #35 on: October 20, 2016, 10:08:30 AM »
Looks so much sexier than WiiU's horrible design
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #36 on: October 20, 2016, 10:08:38 AM »
I'll get one when Monster Hunter 5 comes out on it.  :yeshrug

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #37 on: October 20, 2016, 10:09:37 AM »
Looks cool
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #38 on: October 20, 2016, 10:10:05 AM »
Mario Galaxy 3 Super Mario 64 2?  :larry

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #39 on: October 20, 2016, 10:11:28 AM »
Looks great, will buy

Also this list of partners ain't bad


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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #40 on: October 20, 2016, 10:12:51 AM »
Mario Galaxy 3 Super Mario 64 2?  :larry

That was the best part :aah

And yeah, the Switch's design is great, way better than Wii U's Fisher Price bullshit.
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #41 on: October 20, 2016, 10:13:20 AM »
Looks great, will buy

Also this list of partners ain't bad

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lol this long list of partners thing has been a thing since the Wii

companies promise to support the system and then end up putting out nothing

interesting to see Autodesk on there tho, probably means their Stringray engine will work on Nintendo Switch

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #42 on: October 20, 2016, 10:15:15 AM »
I like the name and branding
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #43 on: October 20, 2016, 10:17:28 AM »


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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #44 on: October 20, 2016, 10:18:01 AM »
Nintendo finally officially recognizes its BDSM nature.
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #45 on: October 20, 2016, 10:20:18 AM »
Not bad.

Those small controllers though. Also looks a bit fiddly for younger kids maybe why they advertised older.

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #46 on: October 20, 2016, 10:20:33 AM »
can it run normal android?

if you cant surf, netflix, youtube its worthless

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #47 on: October 20, 2016, 10:23:22 AM »
Looks great, will buy

Also this list of partners ain't bad

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And how many of these companies were partnered for the Wii U?
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #48 on: October 20, 2016, 10:23:56 AM »
looks fine

kinda boring though

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #49 on: October 20, 2016, 10:24:26 AM »
I don't understand why it has to be a tablet or have detachable controllers.

Just slap a GBA design into a dock.

Otherwise looked cool. Finally a new 3D Mario since Galaxy. (3D World shit doesn't count.)
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #50 on: October 20, 2016, 10:24:44 AM »
And how many of these companies were partnered for the Wii U?
:yeshrug

I buy Nintendo consoles for Nintendo games. Anything else is a bonus.

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #51 on: October 20, 2016, 10:25:39 AM »
can it run normal android?

if you cant surf, netflix, youtube its worthless

You can do this on Wii U so of course you'd be able to on this
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« Reply #52 on: October 20, 2016, 10:25:43 AM »
Finally a new 3D Mario since Galaxy. (3D World shit doesn't count.)

 :mynicca
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« Reply #53 on: October 20, 2016, 10:26:21 AM »
I don't understand why it has to be a tablet or have detachable controllers.

Just slap a GBA design into a dock.

It's so you can detach the screen and put it on a table for more comfortable playing.

But what I don't get is why not just do it clamshell style... then you don't need to fuck around with two tiny ass detachable controllers. But I guess that would make it bigger and thicker.

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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #54 on: October 20, 2016, 10:27:27 AM »
Both console and handheld divisions being on one console is pretty good for Nintendo, helps them out a lot.

I don't really seeing this beating Sony/MS but was it ever going to? I'm sure it'll do better than Wii U. It already looks and sounds more appealing than that.
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #55 on: October 20, 2016, 10:29:55 AM »
So wait, was that actually Skyrim? Cause it looked like a bootleg version Amazon would give away to get people to download Amazon Underground onto their phones.


Wheres' the goddamn d-pad?
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #56 on: October 20, 2016, 10:31:00 AM »
Looks great, will buy

Also this list of partners ain't bad

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All of these will be ports of games. Then the Switch versions sell for shit, so they dry up, and we're back to step one
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #57 on: October 20, 2016, 10:31:16 AM »
Looks great, will buy

Also this list of partners ain't bad

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Excited to see what Tokyo RPG Factory will do for this, Setsuna was one of the better RPGs I've played recently.
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« Reply #58 on: October 20, 2016, 10:34:48 AM »
So wait, was that actually Skyrim? Cause it looked like a bootleg version Amazon would give away to get people to download Amazon Underground onto their phones.


Wheres' the goddamn d-pad?

...really?  It's fucking skyrim dude
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Re: Nintendo Switch Thread
« Reply #59 on: October 20, 2016, 10:36:54 AM »
Looks pretty cool.  Way slicker than the Wii U.

But also looks visually like the Wii U, so I wonder what will happen with third party support.  Hoping that if anything, all the third parties making Vita games jump to this thing instead.
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