Author Topic: Nintendo Switch Thread (Read 949152 times)

Tasty · « **Reply #540 on:** January 12, 2017, 02:37:48 PM »

Built-in fleshlight? I'm in.

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #541 on:** January 12, 2017, 02:48:34 PM »

I predict SHO NUFF won't give a fuck and will keep drinking and finishing D4: DARK DREAMS DON'T DIE

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #542 on:** January 12, 2017, 03:12:46 PM »

Quote from: Sho Nuff on January 12, 2017, 02:48:34 PM

I predict SHO NUFF won't give a fuck and will keep drinking and finishing D4: DARK DREAMS DON'T DIE

1.5 hours later....

tiesto · « **Reply #543 on:** January 12, 2017, 03:56:16 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on January 12, 2017, 01:01:45 PM

Quote from: tiesto on January 12, 2017, 09:23:14 AM
-New Monster Hunter, FF7, KH3, RE7 announced for it

0% chance of MH since this doesn't seem to be Japanese-focused. $:-\$

If it's not Japanese focused why tf is it on 11PM EST?

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #544 on:** January 12, 2017, 04:47:49 PM »

predictions
-a lot of fun laughing at GAF meltdowns

Tasty · « **Reply #545 on:** January 12, 2017, 04:49:24 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on January 12, 2017, 03:56:16 PM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on January 12, 2017, 01:01:45 PM
Quote from: tiesto on January 12, 2017, 09:23:14 AM
-New Monster Hunter, FF7, KH3, RE7 announced for it

0% chance of MH since this doesn't seem to be Japanese-focused. $:-\$

If it's not Japanese focused why tf is it on 11PM EST?

If it is announced it'll be nowhere near the western streams and won't be announced for here until 2018. $:-\$

Let's Cyber · « **Reply #546 on:** January 12, 2017, 07:00:18 PM »

Looking forward to a lot of bullshit artist "insiders" being exposed tonight.

Tasty · « **Reply #547 on:** January 12, 2017, 08:38:17 PM »

Get in the water!

Sugar Pie Honey Bunch · « **Reply #548 on:** January 12, 2017, 08:49:28 PM »

Zero mention of battery life, and will continue to dodge and dance around questions about it up until release. $50 extended life battery pack quietly introduced at launch, or shortly thereafter.

Tasty · « **Reply #549 on:** January 12, 2017, 08:51:15 PM »

W-whoaah!!

Beezy · « **Reply #550 on:** January 12, 2017, 08:51:17 PM »

I'm annoyed that I'm looking forward to this presentation.

Tasty · « **Reply #551 on:** January 12, 2017, 10:15:09 PM »

Let's go, mom!

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #552 on:** January 12, 2017, 10:16:57 PM »

I totally forgot about this. I hope it's a giant failure.

Tasty · « **Reply #553 on:** January 12, 2017, 10:49:55 PM »

Sausage · « **Reply #554 on:** January 12, 2017, 10:52:25 PM »

My predictions:
- Nintendo will show some gr8 and colorful exclusives with their standard IPs
- Everything else will be shit

demi · « **Reply #555 on:** January 12, 2017, 10:54:19 PM »

this earthbound music is hilarious

Tasty · « **Reply #556 on:** January 12, 2017, 10:58:44 PM »

Quote from: demi on January 12, 2017, 10:54:19 PM

this earthbound music is hilarious

#THURSDAYTON

Tasty · « **Reply #557 on:** January 12, 2017, 11:03:09 PM »

March 3rd! Earlier than expected!

bork · « **Reply #558 on:** January 12, 2017, 11:03:31 PM »

$300. No surprise.

Tasty · « **Reply #559 on:** January 12, 2017, 11:03:35 PM »

I'm eating crow! $299.99!

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #560 on:** January 12, 2017, 11:03:47 PM »

Hahaha $300

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #561 on:** January 12, 2017, 11:04:05 PM »

$300?

Please enjoy and tanoshimi

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #562 on:** January 12, 2017, 11:04:16 PM »

Holy shit how much tanoshimi

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #563 on:** January 12, 2017, 11:04:24 PM »

set play appointments with your smart device

Tasty · « **Reply #564 on:** January 12, 2017, 11:04:51 PM »

REGION FREE!

FIRST TIME!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #565 on:** January 12, 2017, 11:04:52 PM »

OMG payed service for online...NINTENDO ONLINE. More like pay me to touch that shit

archie4208 · « **Reply #566 on:** January 12, 2017, 11:04:52 PM »

$300 and paid services

D E A D
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bork · « **Reply #567 on:** January 12, 2017, 11:04:54 PM »

Region-free!

Let's Cyber · « **Reply #568 on:** January 12, 2017, 11:05:02 PM »

Paid online multi

tiesto · « **Reply #569 on:** January 12, 2017, 11:05:13 PM »

NO REGION LOCKING

Paid Online

bork · « **Reply #570 on:** January 12, 2017, 11:05:25 PM »

Quote from: archie4208 on January 12, 2017, 11:04:52 PM

$300 and paid services

D E A D
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D

Did...did he say that the chat service works on a phone instead of the system?

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #571 on:** January 12, 2017, 11:05:32 PM »

No region lock I assume

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #572 on:** January 12, 2017, 11:05:34 PM »

You really think people are going to pay for your online after probably already having XBL and/or PSN? Good luck.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #573 on:** January 12, 2017, 11:06:34 PM »

50 bucks too expensive

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #574 on:** January 12, 2017, 11:08:13 PM »

I missed it, did they say they were charging for online?

Tasty · « **Reply #575 on:** January 12, 2017, 11:09:53 PM »

2.5-6.5 hour battery life $:-\$

USB-C!

Capacitive touch

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #576 on:** January 12, 2017, 11:10:03 PM »

Quote from: Sho Nuff on January 12, 2017, 11:08:13 PM

I missed it, did they say they were charging for online?

6 months for free, then it will be paid.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #577 on:** January 12, 2017, 11:10:29 PM »

That's a pretty vague battery life comment. Guess this really isn't their handheld and console merged.

bork · « **Reply #578 on:** January 12, 2017, 11:11:10 PM »

2.5-6 hours is pretty good considering the hardware. No idea what you guys were expecting.

Quote from: Sho Nuff on January 12, 2017, 11:08:13 PM

I missed it, did they say they were charging for online?

Yes, and with no details. That's later. $:-\$

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #579 on:** January 12, 2017, 11:12:38 PM »

a dedicated screen grab button, who cares.

Huff · « **Reply #580 on:** January 12, 2017, 11:12:42 PM »

These controllers look as fun to use as a 3 inch dildo

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #581 on:** January 12, 2017, 11:12:52 PM »

Doesn't even have features the XB1 and PS4 launched with.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #582 on:** January 12, 2017, 11:13:07 PM »

controller looks uncomfortable

bork · « **Reply #583 on:** January 12, 2017, 11:13:18 PM »

"Sharing the joy."

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #584 on:** January 12, 2017, 11:13:22 PM »

sharing the joy

Let's Cyber · « **Reply #585 on:** January 12, 2017, 11:13:51 PM »

What happens if you accidentally lose one half of the controller? $:-\$

Huff · « **Reply #586 on:** January 12, 2017, 11:14:31 PM »

At least you can get a varied colors of dildos

bork · « **Reply #587 on:** January 12, 2017, 11:14:31 PM »

Colors and string?

Show the other attachments.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #588 on:** January 12, 2017, 11:14:48 PM »

oh the wrist band attachment makes it easier looking to hold

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #589 on:** January 12, 2017, 11:14:48 PM »

This looks like the worst

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #590 on:** January 12, 2017, 11:15:50 PM »

literally who cares about ice ffs

Tasty · « **Reply #591 on:** January 12, 2017, 11:15:59 PM »

Pretty crazy they brought the Wiimote back in an intuitive way that doesn't detract from the traditional controller at all, despite them dropping the Wiimote HARD with the Wii U.

The Switch is really the DS + Wii + Wii U. Pretty great.

Tasty · « **Reply #592 on:** January 12, 2017, 11:17:08 PM »

Rayman I bet.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #593 on:** January 12, 2017, 11:17:09 PM »

red dead 2 ...

bork · « **Reply #594 on:** January 12, 2017, 11:17:14 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on January 12, 2017, 11:15:59 PM

The Switch is really the DS + Wii + Wii U. Pretty great.

They haven't shown GAMES. How can you call it "pretty great" without software?

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #595 on:** January 12, 2017, 11:17:53 PM »

Wow Tegra is rendering photorealistic cowboys?

archie4208 · « **Reply #596 on:** January 12, 2017, 11:18:29 PM »

I stayed up for this.

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #597 on:** January 12, 2017, 11:18:38 PM »

Okay this is now officially the worst thing ever seen

Huff · « **Reply #598 on:** January 12, 2017, 11:18:40 PM »

how many idiots actually through red dead was coming to this

Tasty · « **Reply #599 on:** January 12, 2017, 11:18:49 PM »

WarioWare?

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