Author Topic: US Politics Thread |OT| SAD TRUMP (Read 6935767 times)

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #28320 on:** January 14, 2019, 09:14:11 PM »

Also, it's pretty much a guarantee that the food was hours old by the time those kids got it. Anything over, like, 20 minutes is a death sentence for fast food.

Nola · « **Reply #28321 on:** January 14, 2019, 09:14:37 PM »

Honestly all I can think about is how our coaches during our summer basketball camp in middle school thought it would be nice gesture to give us all McDonalds burgers and fries for our last day of camp.

So they came in with these boxes full of burgers at the beginning of the last scrimmage, 30-45 minutes later we got to eat.

It was then at that young age that I realized cold fast food is a special kind of cruelty that should not be wished upon your worst enemies. Rubbery burgers with cold onions on stale bread with soggy fries....Even the starvation of a week in non-AC gyms being fed cafeteria food and doing suicides every day couldn't get me to force that shit down.

agrajag · « **Reply #28322 on:** January 14, 2019, 09:16:03 PM »

the cold fries are the worst.. I could deal with a cold big mac

Tripon · « **Reply #28323 on:** January 14, 2019, 09:28:52 PM »

Should have gotten El Pollo Loco.

Nola · « **Reply #28324 on:** January 14, 2019, 09:57:57 PM »

Quote from: bdoughty on January 14, 2019, 03:40:16 PM

Resetera efforts of reading the actual article up in here.

Quote
Communications director Kelsey Cooper called Shouldice Hernia Hospital “a private, world renowned hospital separate from any system and people come from around the world to pay cash for their services.”

One of the guys I play Xbox with is Canadian and he had a similar hernia surgery through the Canadian Healthcare System. Surgery was delayed three times over two months.

You know, this says quite a lot more about you than Resetera, you are the one coming off like the ignorant moron here. Canada =/= Britain.

You do know the difference between the two right?

nachobro · « **Reply #28325 on:** January 14, 2019, 10:23:15 PM »

Quote from: Tripon on January 14, 2019, 09:28:52 PM

Should have gotten El Pollo Loco.

or del taco. mediocre burgers and passable tacos living together in harmony

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #28326 on:** January 14, 2019, 11:07:59 PM »

No Yum Brands, Impeach?

nachobro · « **Reply #28327 on:** January 14, 2019, 11:35:01 PM »

please, he's a known supporter

Mandark · « **Reply #28328 on:** January 15, 2019, 12:29:26 AM »

Steve King losing his committee assignments.

Bet he's confused about why he's being punished now, after all these years.

james · « **Reply #28329 on:** January 15, 2019, 10:55:22 AM »

I think at this point the plan is to keep the government shut down until the State of the Union.

Trump spends an hour ranting about brown people.

His big moment is when he turns around, looks at Pelosi, and says "only you can open the government and save our country"

Republicans all stand for an ovation.

12 hours later, Republicans look at snap polls to decide if its time to pull the plug on the shutdown.

That or a plane crashes because an ATC with a crippling gambling debt can't make their payment.

zomgee · « **Reply #28330 on:** January 15, 2019, 11:17:18 AM »

let them eat hamberders

agrajag · « **Reply #28331 on:** January 15, 2019, 11:34:42 AM »

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1085207864224960519

(I paid)

Remind me again how the fuck this dumb piece of shit with zero social awareness is president?

james · « **Reply #28332 on:** January 15, 2019, 11:36:00 AM »

Quote from: agrajag on January 15, 2019, 11:34:42 AM

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1085207864224960519

(I paid)

Remind me again how the fuck this dumb piece of shit with zero social awareness is president?

'Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.'

agrajag · « **Reply #28333 on:** January 15, 2019, 12:25:18 PM »

https://twitter.com/HillReporter/status/1085162520011333633

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #28334 on:** January 15, 2019, 12:29:53 PM »

Those are just the scars from the cross from where God Emperor Trump died for our sins.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #28335 on:** January 15, 2019, 12:32:08 PM »

jesus christ reopen the fucking government already

agrajag · « **Reply #28336 on:** January 15, 2019, 01:03:07 PM »

https://twitter.com/OwensDamien/status/1085191625465225216?

Nintex · « **Reply #28337 on:** January 15, 2019, 01:38:33 PM »

"And we switch live to the White House for BREAKING NEWS"

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1085207864224960519

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1085166206095630336

agrajag · « **Reply #28338 on:** January 15, 2019, 01:41:51 PM »

shut up and eat your hamberders, Donny

agrajag · « **Reply #28339 on:** January 15, 2019, 02:20:51 PM »

https://twitter.com/PaulLeeTicks/status/1084971028307013632

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #28340 on:** January 15, 2019, 02:21:24 PM »

Quote from: agrajag on January 15, 2019, 12:25:18 PM

https://twitter.com/HillReporter/status/1085162520011333633

I'm sure this is just a message to all the good little Qanons out there. Hungrynoob could probably tell us if he wasn't too busy celebrating Hillary's 27th secret arrest and conviction.

Nintex · « **Reply #28341 on:** January 15, 2019, 03:01:14 PM »

So how long before the Democrats understand that the government will not reopen until Trump gets his wall.

30 days? 60 days? 90 days?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #28342 on:** January 15, 2019, 03:36:42 PM »

Two years?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #28343 on:** January 15, 2019, 03:48:58 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on January 15, 2019, 03:01:14 PM

So how long before the Democrats understand that the government will not reopen until Trump gets his wall.

30 days? 60 days? 90 days?

lol what a fucking way to frame this shitshow

Mandark · « **Reply #28344 on:** January 15, 2019, 03:57:58 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on January 15, 2019, 03:01:14 PM

So how long before the Democrats understand that the government will not reopen until Trump gets his wall.

30 days? 60 days? 90 days?

Is this a prediction that they'll have to cave and pass a bill with dedicated wall funds?

james · « **Reply #28345 on:** January 15, 2019, 04:09:53 PM »

As long as the bill has $98 billion for high speed rail, Im ok with Crying Chuck caving.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #28346 on:** January 15, 2019, 05:41:46 PM »

https://twitter.com/BensmanRebecca/status/1083825840994074624

Nintex · « **Reply #28347 on:** January 15, 2019, 06:19:33 PM »

https://twitter.com/TheDailyShow/status/1085262928247508997

Nintex · « **Reply #28348 on:** January 15, 2019, 06:23:19 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on January 15, 2019, 05:41:46 PM

https://twitter.com/BensmanRebecca/status/1083825840994074624

https://twitter.com/QAnon55/status/1085314332706070528

wow if true

kingv · « **Reply #28349 on:** January 15, 2019, 06:47:30 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 15, 2019, 12:29:53 PM

Those are just the scars from the cross from where God Emperor Trump died for our sins.

He’s so incompetent even his stigmata is on the wrong side.

Tripon · « **Reply #28350 on:** January 15, 2019, 07:27:35 PM »

I don't get the JFK Jr thing. Q Anon people think he's still alive because he faked his own death?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #28351 on:** January 15, 2019, 07:28:07 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on January 15, 2019, 06:23:19 PM

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on January 15, 2019, 05:41:46 PM
https://twitter.com/BensmanRebecca/status/1083825840994074624

https://twitter.com/QAnon55/status/1085314332706070528

wow if true

Eat you hamberders, Apollo.

agrajag · « **Reply #28352 on:** January 15, 2019, 09:15:56 PM »

https://twitter.com/PaulLeeTicks/status/1085225105129582592

BikeJesus · « **Reply #28353 on:** January 15, 2019, 09:29:05 PM »

https://twitter.com/BrodyLogan/status/1085010735963557888

Tripon · « **Reply #28354 on:** January 15, 2019, 09:45:10 PM »

https://twitter.com/latimes/status/1085286101005361153

Meanwhile, this is what L.A. is dealing with...

team filler · « **Reply #28355 on:** January 15, 2019, 10:11:48 PM »

team filler · « **Reply #28356 on:** January 15, 2019, 10:19:26 PM »

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #28357 on:** January 15, 2019, 11:19:27 PM »

Here we have a president that fucks porn stars, wants to start a freaking space force, and gives athletes fast-food in the White House. And I hate his guts. Life, it seems, is not without a sense of irony.

kingv · « **Reply #28358 on:** January 16, 2019, 12:14:04 AM »

He fucks pot stars but doesn’t fuck them well.

benjipwns · « **Reply #28359 on:** January 16, 2019, 12:33:36 AM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on January 14, 2019, 09:14:11 PM

Also, it's pretty much a guarantee that the food was hours old by the time those kids got it. Anything over, like, 20 minutes is a death sentence for fast food.

I think The Donald is too much of a fast food connoisseur that he did the photoshoot and then got these into secret above NSA clearance technology that maintains the quality of fast food indefinitively. Or they were empty boxes.

I mean, the guy eats KFC on his plane, you think he's eating hours old KFC well after takeoff when everyone knows you have to borderline eat it in the car no matter how close your house is?!? No, he's got secret technology. Maybe from Russia, maybe not. Maybe it's what Putin has on him that he owes him for. That part is for Robert Mueller to determine.

benjipwns · « **Reply #28360 on:** January 16, 2019, 12:39:36 AM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on January 14, 2019, 05:32:11 PM

Quote from: agrajag on January 14, 2019, 01:11:54 PM
that's his favorite food

What the point of being a billionaire and the President of the most powerful country in the world if you can't have McDonalds anytime you want?

agrajag · « **Reply #28361 on:** January 16, 2019, 01:07:52 AM »

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1085168741875367937

agrajag · « **Reply #28362 on:** January 16, 2019, 01:09:28 AM »

agrajag · « **Reply #28363 on:** January 16, 2019, 01:12:58 AM »

Quote

FACT CHECK: At two inches each, a thousand burgers would not reach one mile high.

Had Trump instead invested his entire net worth — $3.1 billion per Forbes last year — on $5 sandwiches, each two inches high? A stack of hamburgers nearly 20,000 miles high.

It would require quite a large silver serving platter.

I think WaPo accidentally solved the border wall crisis.

benjipwns · « **Reply #28364 on:** January 16, 2019, 01:18:31 AM »

BENJI FACT CHECK OF THE WAPO FACT CHECK: Trump doesn't actually have $3.1 billion to spend.

agrajag · « **Reply #28365 on:** January 16, 2019, 01:19:14 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on January 16, 2019, 01:18:31 AM

BENJI FACT CHECK OF THE WAPO FACT CHECK: Trump doesn't actually have $3.1 billion to spend.

especially not on hamberders!

benjipwns · « **Reply #28366 on:** January 16, 2019, 01:19:57 AM »

However. To go along with my earlier idea of a massive peach tree forest on the border.

We just have to find out what food immigrants hate, and pile it up on the border.

Then when kids refuse to eat their food, the parents can go "I'm proud of you, for protecting our country" instead of using the illogical "starving kids in China" gambit.

Occam · « **Reply #28367 on:** January 16, 2019, 02:37:06 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on January 16, 2019, 01:18:31 AM

BENJI FACT CHECK OF THE WAPO FACT CHECK: Trump doesn't actually have $3.1 billion to spend.

Which reminds me, weren't the dems going to get his tax returns released? I suppose they can't do it while the shutdown is in progress?

benjipwns · « **Reply #28368 on:** January 16, 2019, 02:48:36 AM »

Well, they've only been in power for a couple weeks. I have to assume there's more checks in place than "the House wills it" to release the private tax returns of anyone, even the President. I doubt they can even do it to other members on a whim. Presumably it's more likely of a situation where they are given them to view in private and they just happen to leak shortly thereafter, like pretty much everything else.

agrajag · « **Reply #28369 on:** January 16, 2019, 06:51:49 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on January 16, 2019, 02:48:36 AM

Well, they've only been in power for a couple weeks. I have to assume there's more checks in place than "the House wills it" to release the private tax returns of anyone, even the President.

they should send out a couple of tweets

Brehvolution · « **Reply #28370 on:** January 16, 2019, 08:58:36 AM »

Quote from: Tripon on January 15, 2019, 07:27:35 PM

I don't get the JFK Jr thing. Q Anon people think he's still alive because he faked his own death?

Who cares what they think? They believe some faceless internet rando over their own 2 eyes.

Tripon · « **Reply #28371 on:** January 16, 2019, 09:00:29 AM »

https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/1085401986382602240

agrajag · « **Reply #28372 on:** January 16, 2019, 09:10:15 AM »

Incredibly dumb

or

Incredibly dumb Russian stooge?

https://twitter.com/Mediaite/status/1085533171817553920

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #28373 on:** January 16, 2019, 10:02:59 AM »

Who cares about Russia, we still haven’t gotten to the bottom of McDonaldsGate yet.

Mandark · « **Reply #28374 on:** January 16, 2019, 10:20:55 AM »

Quote from: Occam on January 16, 2019, 02:37:06 AM

Which reminds me, weren't the dems going to get his tax returns released? I suppose they can't do it while the shutdown is in progress?

From what I've read, the Ways & Means Committee can ask for any tax return they want to, and the Secretary of Treasury is meant to hand it over. It would be confidential just for that committee (or just for certain members of it? idk) but they could decide to share it with the full House/Senate at which point it would have to leak.

Buuuuuuut it's an old law that's never been used on a president and is apparently vague enough that Mnuchin could maybe stall indefinitely. Probably will be a big slapfight in court about it.

james · « **Reply #28375 on:** January 16, 2019, 10:44:53 AM »

Looks like Queen Nancy read all my posts here.

It's clear that Trump has no intention of ending the shutdown until he can use the SOTU as a last-ditch PR event.

So now Nancy is threatening to cancel the SOTU because the secret service isnt getting paid and cant secure the event.

We're playing checkers and Nancy is playing Battleship

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #28376 on:** January 16, 2019, 11:19:38 AM »

Aha! I've sunk your Colonel Mustard! King mate!

Nintex · « **Reply #28377 on:** January 16, 2019, 01:32:47 PM »

Dumb ass ISIS attacked and killed US troops in Syria and now the GOP is jumping on this to get Trump to widen the war.

james · « **Reply #28378 on:** January 16, 2019, 01:50:49 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on January 16, 2019, 01:32:47 PM

Dumb ass ISIS attacked and killed US troops in Syria and now the GOP is jumping on this to get Trump to widen the war.

Almost like thats what they wanted

Nintex · « **Reply #28379 on:** January 16, 2019, 02:27:11 PM »

https://twitter.com/politico/status/1085612255239122944

News:

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