Author Topic: US Politics Thread |OT| SAD TRUMP (Read 5451986 times)

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #44040 on:** September 25, 2019, 11:20:23 AM »

It's not even a transcript.

It's amazing that this is what trump wishes he sounded like, and even that is laughable.

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President Zelenskyy: Thank you Mr. President bye-bye .

bye-bye.

Nintex · « **Reply #44041 on:** September 25, 2019, 11:21:59 AM »

It's close to a transcript but I'm not seeing Trump 'pushing' anything.

Zelensky pretty much goes along with everything. "Oh yeah you are the greatest much better than the EU" "Ohhh I love you too, you are amazing" "I'm sending Rudy over" "Cool, I actually slept in the Trump Tower" for 8 paragraphs.

Boredfrom · « **Reply #44042 on:** September 25, 2019, 11:26:29 AM »

Are you homeschooled, Nintex?

Nintex · « **Reply #44043 on:** September 25, 2019, 11:38:32 AM »

I must admit, I want Zelensky to confirm that this call actually took place.

Because it reads like Trump wrote this like the doctors note.

Imagine the grift of using Impeachment evidence to promote Trump Tower

EightBitNate · « **Reply #44044 on:** September 25, 2019, 11:49:59 AM »

Quote from: Nintex on September 25, 2019, 11:21:59 AM

It's close to a transcript but I'm not seeing Trump 'pushing' anything.

Zelensky pretty much goes along with everything. "Oh yeah you are the greatest much better than the EU" "Ohhh I love you too, you are amazing" "I'm sending Rudy over" "Cool, I actually slept in the Trump Tower" for 8 paragraphs.

There are 8 calls right? And the transcript was made by someone inside the White House. This is way worse than what we got and what we got is pretty bad.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #44045 on:** September 25, 2019, 11:57:22 AM »

https://twitter.com/NiallStanage/status/1176869385979518979

team filler · « **Reply #44046 on:** September 25, 2019, 11:57:52 AM »

https://twitter.com/tinyexcalibur/status/1176752002807881728

Nintex · « **Reply #44047 on:** September 25, 2019, 12:09:56 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on September 25, 2019, 11:57:22 AM

https://twitter.com/NiallStanage/status/1176869385979518979

Trump is just making shit up as he goes along.
Him saying: "She's going through some things" is the same as: "We'll see what happens".

It's a classic sales tactic to trick the client into thinking that you know what he's talking about to create a connection and Trump uses it 24/7.
Pretty much the same as: "I might've seen/read that somewhere" when you try not to be an idiot when someone asks you if you are familiar with 'x'.

Anyhow with Ukraine Trump accidentally tripped over a massive corruption cover-up from the day of the coup to the end of Poroshenko's presidency.
Much of which was arranged by his former campaign manager Paul Manafort who the Ukrainians called: "Paul from the CIA" because he was effectively selling the country down the drain to western interests.

Occam · « **Reply #44048 on:** September 25, 2019, 12:12:24 PM »

Well, the Justice Department that's run by Trumpians decided that Trump did nothing wrong. Case closed.
Separation of powers, what's that? The system is obviously working as intended, otherwise it wouldn't be set up this way.

Just like the Pope, the US President is infallible.

Nintex · « **Reply #44049 on:** September 25, 2019, 12:38:06 PM »

The Democrats shot and missed because they allowed Trump to get ahead on the defense.

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1176895301724049408
America: "Wow, Trump is actually pretty cool and coherent

"

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1176897523312709632

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #44050 on:** September 25, 2019, 12:49:06 PM »

https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/1176896651727908866

Wow, this new transparent Trump is great!

EightBitNate · « **Reply #44051 on:** September 25, 2019, 01:06:31 PM »

Biden’s numbers are about to jump 👀

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #44052 on:** September 25, 2019, 01:15:25 PM »

bruh

benjipwns · « **Reply #44053 on:** September 25, 2019, 01:24:08 PM »

If the Democrats don't watch out and stop fucking around they're about to get a mailbox full of Holodomor photos.

james · « **Reply #44054 on:** September 25, 2019, 01:25:19 PM »

Cant someone just call the CIA and get the recorded version?

Nintex · « **Reply #44055 on:** September 25, 2019, 01:27:10 PM »

https://twitter.com/jessesingal/status/1176908106892271616

Accurate

Quote from: james on September 25, 2019, 01:25:19 PM

Cant someone just call the CIA and get the recorded version?

Why not cut out the middle man and bureaucracy and call the Kremlin?

Akala · « **Reply #44056 on:** September 25, 2019, 01:31:42 PM »

I always love it when he says "greatest witch hunt of all time." It's such a ridiculous claim, I mean it's obviously the one from Monty Python.

Nintex · « **Reply #44057 on:** September 25, 2019, 01:33:31 PM »

Trump and Zelensky met yesterday in what looks like Trump Tower and will have another get together today.

https://twitter.com/ZelenskyyUa/status/1176835307968376835

Meanwhile the GOP is jumping to his defense, among them Cruz, Graham, Big Boss.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #44058 on:** September 25, 2019, 01:37:02 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on September 25, 2019, 12:49:06 PM

https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/1176896651727908866

Wow, this new transparent Trump is great!

If the democrats jump on this like it's gold, they're fucking idiots.

________ wouldn't accidentally send press directives to the democrats or have a list of only dems in that system.

benjipwns · « **Reply #44059 on:** September 25, 2019, 01:39:03 PM »

The (I think State Department managed) photos that are staged like that for the President fascinate me quite a bit. It's often the same exact orders and stances if it's from the same event. There's a whole set of the Obamas with a bunch of world leaders including some top quality dictators, nothing really changes except the world leaders in the photo, except you kinda start to tell which were the first ones and which ones were like two hours later and they can barely muster the over the top smiles.

Also like half the world leaders take photos like they're from 1880 or something and you don't smile but stare straight ahead at the machine stealing your soul with contempt.

Nintex · « **Reply #44060 on:** September 25, 2019, 01:42:29 PM »

https://twitter.com/nprpolitics/status/1176907474659696652

Democrats can't get the fencewall defunded, how do they expect to impeach?

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #44061 on:** September 25, 2019, 02:12:27 PM »

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So we know now what 11 GOP could lay in bed with DEMS on a impeachment vote. Mitt is most likely on that list. Need names of the 11 GOP that voted with DEMS

I keep forgetting mitt is in the senate.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #44062 on:** September 25, 2019, 02:13:15 PM »

All of this seems ...uh...pretty damning

nachobro · « **Reply #44063 on:** September 25, 2019, 02:14:55 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on September 25, 2019, 01:42:29 PM

https://twitter.com/nprpolitics/status/1176907474659696652

Democrats can't get the fencewall defunded, how do they expect to impeach?

the senate doesn't impeach anyone

Nintex · « **Reply #44064 on:** September 25, 2019, 02:28:55 PM »

For a Trump call it's all pretty mundane.

You'd at least expect some background mentions of Melania shouting to the staff, Kushner accidently dialing the number of his Ukrainian mistress instead of Zelensky and Lou Dobbs on speaker phone to chat along with some fire comments on Ukrainian prostitutes.

Literally anything that doesn't make it sound like just another call between two world leaders discussing the issues of the day

Boredfrom · « **Reply #44065 on:** September 25, 2019, 02:48:38 PM »

Quote from: Stro on September 25, 2019, 02:36:46 PM

Ukrainian president looks so miserable with a little bit of

Trump is still talking about butter emails

He got a bad hand but he is fooling himself if he thinks Trump is not going to fuck him over at the first opportunity. He should cut his loses.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #44066 on:** September 25, 2019, 02:52:27 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on September 25, 2019, 02:28:55 PM

For a Trump call it's all pretty mundane.

You'd at least expect some background mentions of Melania shouting to the staff, Kushner accidently dialing the number of his Ukrainian mistress instead of Zelensky and Lou Dobbs on speaker phone to chat along with some fire comments on Ukrainian prostitutes.

Literally anything that doesn't make it sound like just another call between two world leaders discussing the issues of the day

how in the fuck does that sound like "just another call"

you are so fucking stupid

Nintex · « **Reply #44067 on:** September 25, 2019, 02:54:48 PM »

https://twitter.com/dcexaminer/status/1176929228539027456

https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1176930965987483648

Trump is wrecking the Democrats again'

LMAO at Zelensky's face
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1176928872346075137

benjipwns · « **Reply #44068 on:** September 25, 2019, 02:57:39 PM »

RACE IS TIGHTENING

Boredfrom · « **Reply #44069 on:** September 25, 2019, 02:57:54 PM »

Is funny because Trump is more or less having a political hostage from a war torn country.

Grow the fuck up, Nintex.

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #44070 on:** September 25, 2019, 02:59:34 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on September 25, 2019, 02:57:39 PM

RACE IS TIGHTENING

(Image removed from quote.)

I can’t wait for the debates.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #44071 on:** September 25, 2019, 03:00:50 PM »

Quote from: Stro on September 25, 2019, 02:36:46 PM

Ukrainian president looks so miserable with a little bit of

Trump is still talking about butter emails

Nintex · « **Reply #44072 on:** September 25, 2019, 03:06:30 PM »

"You should be President like you were on TV, they said. It would be fun, they said."

"You should go and see the comedian Zelensky mr. President, I hear he is in town. He will cheer you up."

"But Doctor, I am Zelensky."

benjipwns · « **Reply #44073 on:** September 25, 2019, 03:10:20 PM »

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on September 25, 2019, 02:59:34 PM

Quote from: benjipwns on September 25, 2019, 02:57:39 PM
RACE IS TIGHTENING

(Image removed from quote.)

I can’t wait for the debates.

Nintex · « **Reply #44074 on:** September 25, 2019, 03:24:43 PM »

We're all just pawns in the biggest reality TV show the world has ever seen. We have no power to affect the outcome in any way shape or form. We can merely spectate and hope for the best.

I mean, if you had "The Host of the Celebrity apprentice kidnaps the Ukrainian President" on your bingo card I want to know next weeks lottery numbers.

Boredfrom · « **Reply #44075 on:** September 25, 2019, 03:28:58 PM »

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We're all just pawns in the biggest reality TV show the world has even seen. We have no power to affect the outcome in any way shape or form.

You can start by not being a asshat or thinking everyone is okay with you dumbass form of nihilism.

benjipwns · « **Reply #44076 on:** September 25, 2019, 03:32:19 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on September 25, 2019, 03:24:43 PM

I mean, if you had "The Host of the Celebrity apprentice kidnaps the Ukrainian President" on your bingo card I want to know next weeks lottery numbers.

Everyone knows they don't use any of the numbers that are purchased and simply give the winning numbers to their cronies. Grow up.

kingv · « **Reply #44077 on:** September 25, 2019, 03:33:54 PM »

That’s actually McDonald’s monopoly you’re thinking of.

team filler · « **Reply #44078 on:** September 25, 2019, 04:43:19 PM »

https://twitter.com/JohnnyAkzam/status/1176927496199184386

nachobro · « **Reply #44079 on:** September 25, 2019, 04:49:13 PM »

lmao he seems like he's high or something. max chill trumpster.

VomKriege · « **Reply #44080 on:** September 25, 2019, 04:53:18 PM »

Did you see the UN speech (the one from yesterday) ? He looked like he was sedated, laboriously reading from the teleprompter.

shosta · « **Reply #44081 on:** September 25, 2019, 04:55:28 PM »

It's called jetlag lib tards

shosta · « **Reply #44082 on:** September 25, 2019, 04:57:24 PM »

Stro, where are you watching this?

VomKriege · « **Reply #44083 on:** September 25, 2019, 04:59:13 PM »

To be fair yesterday speech could have just have been Trump trying his hand at looking "presidential" and being a good boy at following the script. He still looked kind of off.

VomKriege · « **Reply #44084 on:** September 25, 2019, 05:00:28 PM »

*press play on the livestream*

Trump responding to a female journalist : "Not anymore, baby."

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #44085 on:** September 25, 2019, 05:04:15 PM »

Very legal and very cool.

VomKriege · « **Reply #44086 on:** September 25, 2019, 05:08:54 PM »

Venezuela. Wow. You're doing pretty bad. Sad. But we're helping you, we're helping you.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #44087 on:** September 25, 2019, 05:12:49 PM »

"Don't you worry about Venezuela, let me worry about blank."

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #44088 on:** September 25, 2019, 05:17:09 PM »

haha wow trump is so fucking hilarious, amirite nintex

team filler · « **Reply #44089 on:** September 25, 2019, 05:22:52 PM »

seems like he didn't sleep last night

Nintex · « **Reply #44090 on:** September 25, 2019, 05:48:29 PM »

Why did no useless journalist ask: "Mr. President, what substance did you take before you started this conference"

Shout out to Larry. Guess, some crack then?

Also nice of Trump to drag Pence into this. They all have to stay loyal now because he sunk the lifeboat.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #44091 on:** September 25, 2019, 07:27:44 PM »

Watching Trump speak is really like watching my grandmother going through early dementia. The repeated phrases and vocabulary, inability to stay on topic, inability to remain in the present. My grandmother was obviously cooler though.

team filler · « **Reply #44092 on:** September 25, 2019, 07:31:10 PM »

bore abuela's

team filler · « **Reply #44093 on:** September 25, 2019, 07:45:11 PM »

https://twitter.com/Arbys/status/1176913734498996225

kingv · « **Reply #44094 on:** September 25, 2019, 07:55:40 PM »

I feel like you can see him just stringing sentences together.

The words are grammatically correct, but he’s just saying sentences. He’s talking but isn’t really saying anything.

team filler · « **Reply #44095 on:** September 25, 2019, 08:22:27 PM »

that's just the trump version of

team filler · « **Reply #44096 on:** September 25, 2019, 10:38:49 PM »

https://twitter.com/LovesTheBern/status/1177042147595309061

why can't this bitch just say no. it's such an easy win to show you won't be like the same old neoliberal establishment and she turns into a bumbling idiot.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #44097 on:** September 25, 2019, 10:44:32 PM »

https://twitter.com/evanmcmurry/status/1176988004445036546

benjipwns · « **Reply #44098 on:** September 25, 2019, 10:54:23 PM »

nah, I'm good

Tripon · « **Reply #44099 on:** September 25, 2019, 10:55:59 PM »

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