Author Topic: US Politics Thread |OT| SAD TRUMP (Read 5443479 times)

Tripon · « **Reply #48180 on:** December 19, 2019, 09:32:19 PM »

MONEY TREE REFERENCE

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #48181 on:** December 19, 2019, 09:32:26 PM »

how is the Klobb still up there

Occam · « **Reply #48182 on:** December 19, 2019, 09:36:13 PM »

Quote from: Dantizzinel on December 19, 2019, 09:20:29 PM

That's not new.

Oh Trump got impeached.

There's a recap of the story thus far in the first minute of this video:

It's gotten pretty unbelievable; the writers of the Trump show are hacks.
Not sure if I can still suspend my disbelief, it's just not realistic anymore.

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #48183 on:** December 19, 2019, 09:38:27 PM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on December 19, 2019, 09:32:26 PM

how is the Klobb still up there

been asking this for months

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #48184 on:** December 19, 2019, 09:41:24 PM »

oh, buttkissing for that VP slot I see, that's what

benjipwns · « **Reply #48185 on:** December 19, 2019, 09:41:27 PM »

they're trying to protect her staffers until they can all escape to safety

spoiler (click to show/hide)

also she gets over the threshold in every Iowa poll

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Tripon · « **Reply #48186 on:** December 19, 2019, 09:42:45 PM »

The mayor is so mad right now

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #48187 on:** December 19, 2019, 09:43:07 PM »

mayo*

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #48188 on:** December 19, 2019, 09:46:18 PM »

The mayor is mayo right now

Tripon · « **Reply #48189 on:** December 19, 2019, 09:53:17 PM »

GIVE SPECIAL NEEDS $1000

Occam · « **Reply #48190 on:** December 19, 2019, 09:53:37 PM »

Quote from: Stro on December 19, 2019, 09:50:55 PM

Quote from: Occam on December 19, 2019, 09:18:48 PM
So, I wasn't here for a week, what's new?

I heard that new Star War movie sucks?

Trump and Star Wars both got impeached this week.

And Tulsi self-impeached.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #48191 on:** December 19, 2019, 10:02:13 PM »

tollybon?

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #48192 on:** December 19, 2019, 10:03:07 PM »

WAR ON FORMS

https://twitter.com/BernieSanders/status/1207855657031995392

Occam · « **Reply #48193 on:** December 19, 2019, 10:10:33 PM »

They aren't the only ones who loathe him. Buttface is repulsive.

Tripon · « **Reply #48194 on:** December 19, 2019, 10:18:43 PM »

What the fuck is this question?

Tripon · « **Reply #48195 on:** December 19, 2019, 10:21:28 PM »

SELFIES FOR ALL.

Occam · « **Reply #48196 on:** December 19, 2019, 10:22:05 PM »

So the USA has a population of 320 million and the Democratic party has 44 million members but they can't come up with a single candidate better suited to beat the worst US President in history?

agrajag · « **Reply #48197 on:** December 19, 2019, 10:28:03 PM »

Did Biden just reenact a stuttering child, or was he himself having a mini stroke?

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #48198 on:** December 19, 2019, 10:29:50 PM »

Quote from: agrajag on December 19, 2019, 10:28:03 PM

Did Biden just reenact a stuttering child, or was he himself having a mini stroke?

I thought it was my stream, but he did the stuttering stu thing.

Occam · « **Reply #48199 on:** December 19, 2019, 10:30:03 PM »

Quote from: agrajag on December 19, 2019, 10:28:03 PM

Did Biden just reenact a stuttering child, or was he himself having a mini stroke?

Which is worse?

Kara · « **Reply #48200 on:** December 19, 2019, 10:31:54 PM »

Quote from: Occam on December 19, 2019, 09:10:22 PM

Quote from: benjipwns on December 14, 2019, 11:31:40 PM
I don't know why someone who regularly waxes philosophical about the benefits of totalitarianism and silencing/eliminating undesirables like yourself

(Image removed from quote.)

While you say that one of the solutions to anthropogenic climate change is population control you do never actually tell anyone how that should be done or through what mechanism. We award benji 1/16 of a Pinocchio for his troll.

kingv · « **Reply #48201 on:** December 19, 2019, 10:36:38 PM »

Quote from: Esch on December 19, 2019, 09:24:33 PM

Liz and Pete snapping at each other

I’m going to start a thing on twitter where I big up mayor Pete’s every post with the gay memes that Hilldawg wine moms use.

agrajag · « **Reply #48202 on:** December 19, 2019, 10:37:06 PM »

https://twitter.com/shaunking/status/1207852064249982978

benjipwns · « **Reply #48203 on:** December 19, 2019, 10:43:44 PM »

Quote from: kingv on December 19, 2019, 10:36:38 PM

I’m going to start a thing on twitter where I big up mayor Pete’s every post with the gay memes that Hilldawg wine moms use.

You cannot start what already has been the case.

bluemax · « **Reply #48204 on:** December 20, 2019, 12:33:43 AM »

Quote from: Occam on December 19, 2019, 10:22:05 PM

So the USA has a population of 320 million and the Democratic party has 44 million members but they can't come up with a single candidate better suited to beat the worst US President in history?

Same problem in 2016, same problem now. Probably the same problem in 2024 as well.

EightBitNate · « **Reply #48205 on:** December 20, 2019, 12:53:26 AM »

https://twitter.com/lbk423/status/1207869225089617921

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #48206 on:** December 20, 2019, 03:57:03 AM »

gabbard, certified bane of the mayo people

spoiler (click to show/hide)

well, up there

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https://twitter.com/eldon_katz/status/1207576001380835328

Nintex · « **Reply #48207 on:** December 20, 2019, 05:06:04 AM »

Yang won the debate.
CNN and the Trump campaign are pushing him.

He's now viral.

President Yang

BIONIC · « **Reply #48208 on:** December 20, 2019, 07:13:08 AM »

Occam · « **Reply #48209 on:** December 20, 2019, 08:48:49 AM »

Evangelical magazine "Christianity Today" founded by Billy Graham calls for Trump's removal

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/christianity-today-editorial-trump-should-be-removed-from-office-2019-12-19/

The article doesn't mention that the man who wrote the editorial, Mark Galli, only grew a spine now that he is about to retire, which seems to be a common theme with Trump's enablers.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #48210 on:** December 20, 2019, 08:53:47 AM »

Conservative media is already trying to downplay "Christianity Today" relevance to evangelicals.

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/christianity-todays-call-for-trumps-removal-does-not-speak-for-most-evangelical-christians

Fake Christians saying real Christians don't speak for them.

Occam · « **Reply #48211 on:** December 20, 2019, 08:58:14 AM »

Well, they have also been downplaying the relevance of Jesus to Christians for a long time.

Nintex · « **Reply #48212 on:** December 20, 2019, 09:21:02 AM »

REAL Christians believe in the story of Christmas and the Messiah.

The story of a little boy of humble beginnings who inherited a million dollars from his father...

Brehvolution · « **Reply #48213 on:** December 20, 2019, 09:26:50 AM »

Occam · « **Reply #48214 on:** December 20, 2019, 09:37:46 AM »

#IMPOTUS is trending on twitter.

In case you need a laugh:
https://mobile.twitter.com/AynRandPaulRyan/status/1208013649492639744

Occam · « **Reply #48215 on:** December 20, 2019, 10:22:17 AM »

Quote from: Kara on December 19, 2019, 10:31:54 PM

Quote from: Occam on December 19, 2019, 09:10:22 PM
Quote from: benjipwns on December 14, 2019, 11:31:40 PM
I don't know why someone who regularly waxes philosophical about the benefits of totalitarianism and silencing/eliminating undesirables like yourself

(Image removed from quote.)

While you say that one of the solutions to anthropogenic climate change is population control you do never actually tell anyone how that should be done or through what mechanism. We award benji 1/16 of a Pinocchio for his troll.

That's completely non-sequitur. Understanding the need for global population growth control as one necessary measure (among many) to ensure the continued existence of our species and some of what's left of nature but not offering a roadmap how to get there says precisely nothing about one's preferred political system.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #48216 on:** December 20, 2019, 10:39:22 AM »

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/dec/20/matt-shea-domestic-terrorism-washington-state-report?

Quote

The report accuses Shea of participating in or condoning intimidation of political opponents, government officials, and minorities. The evidence for this includes chats between Shea and his associates first reported in the Guardian.

It also alleges that Shea engaged in counter-surveillance of law enforcement agencies. At one point Shea emailed a “detailed extensive law enforcement confidential information laying out the command and control structure of Washington state law enforcement agencies”, including “rosters of local FBI joint terrorism taskforce (JTTF) agents, Swat team member lists complete with names and badge numbers and the joint harbor operations command (JHOC) building schematics”.

Shea also engaged in militia training for “armed conflicts against federal, state and local governments”. He supported “the training of youth and young adults to fight a holy war”, as previously reported in the Guardian.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #48217 on:** December 20, 2019, 10:50:58 AM »

https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1207868810247757824

https://twitter.com/SarahHuckabee/status/1207875807806406662

Imagine thinking this makes it any better.

Nintex · « **Reply #48218 on:** December 20, 2019, 12:01:58 PM »

Choose your destiny

"Sir, the Russians are going to fire their missiles. We can get ahead of them with countermeasures but we have to fire NOW!"
"Ok then I guess the ol' dog has really lost control, I give you the order to F-F-F-F-F-F..... F-F-F-F-F... LAUNCH! darn it"
"Thank you sir, now for your confirmation code. ECHO ZERO ZULU..."
"TANGO E...E.....E....C...C....C.....C"
*EXPLOSION*

"Sir, the Russians are going to fire their missiles. We can get ahead of them with countermeasures but we have to fire NOW!"
"I don't believe that to be true it's just another witch hoax... call Rudy.... Rudy's a good friend he'll sort it out he always looks for corruption wherever Rudy goes corruption goes, it's like poetry"
"Sir, I implore you, this is real, we don't have time to send... Rudy. Putin has been overthrown and rogue generals are attacking!"
"FAKE NEWS general, FAKE NEWS - he's a good friend of mine I just spoke to him he was very happy, very happy with what we did in terms of trade and everything else also and..."
*EXPLOSION*

benjipwns · « **Reply #48219 on:** December 20, 2019, 12:15:31 PM »

Quote from: BIONIC on December 20, 2019, 07:13:08 AM

the greatest act by a President in the last 50 years or more

Tasty · « **Reply #48220 on:** December 20, 2019, 12:15:49 PM »

Quote from: Esch on December 20, 2019, 12:10:33 PM

shutup nintex

This one was OK because it had Both Sides(tm).

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #48221 on:** December 20, 2019, 01:24:44 PM »

"having a shot at being the nominee"

He's having his kamala/crystalslady/tulsi 15 minutes.

Kara · « **Reply #48222 on:** December 20, 2019, 01:32:22 PM »

a perfect transcript of a routine phone call

Trurl · « **Reply #48223 on:** December 20, 2019, 01:50:43 PM »

Reagan lost to Ford who lost to Carter who lost to Reagan.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #48224 on:** December 20, 2019, 02:05:26 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on December 20, 2019, 12:15:31 PM

the greatest act by a President in the last 50 years or more

I guess railing Marilyn Monroe doesn't carry the swag it once did.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #48225 on:** December 20, 2019, 02:13:51 PM »

Quote from: Dufus on December 20, 2019, 01:43:48 PM

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on December 20, 2019, 01:24:44 PM
"having a shot at being the nominee"

He's having his kamala/crystalslady/tulsi 15 minutes.

This race is between Biden and Booty.

I really want to know what Bernie bros are thinking. This dude lost to Hillary. Hillary lost to Trump.

So the best candidate... is the guy who lost to the one who lost to Trump.

Biden and Pete?

wow

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #48226 on:** December 20, 2019, 02:27:53 PM »

Quote from: Kara on December 20, 2019, 01:32:22 PM

a perfect transcript of a routine phone call

I won’t be reading ET again!

Brehvolution · « **Reply #48227 on:** December 20, 2019, 02:32:17 PM »

Like dotard ever read Christianity Today

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #48228 on:** December 20, 2019, 02:33:31 PM »

So yea, I don't think any of these clowns are beating Trump. Biden's deteriorating mental facilities will doom us all. He was our best shot. I didn't watch the debate but saw some people say he didn't do too bad...I guess that's improvement right.

nachobro · « **Reply #48229 on:** December 20, 2019, 02:43:03 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 20, 2019, 02:33:31 PM

So yea, I don't think any of these clowns are beating Trump. Biden's deteriorating mental facilities will doom us all. He was our best shot. I didn't watch the debate but saw some people say he didn't do too bad...I guess that's improvement right.

anyone praising him was just scared they'd get challenged to a footrace if they didn't

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #48230 on:** December 20, 2019, 02:45:11 PM »

https://twitter.com/liz_franczak/status/1207922428086648832

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #48231 on:** December 20, 2019, 03:36:19 PM »

You know who would've been the perfect Dem candidate this year? 2004 John Kerry.

team filler · « **Reply #48232 on:** December 20, 2019, 03:38:13 PM »

2000 mccain

Nintex · « **Reply #48233 on:** December 20, 2019, 04:44:40 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on December 20, 2019, 03:36:19 PM

You know who would've been the perfect Dem candidate this year? 2004 John Kerry.

Nothing but respect for Kerry who spent 3 to 4 years of his life preventing the third world war after Hillary tried to blow us all to pieces by stepping on Russia's dick because they disrespected her reset button.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #48234 on:** December 20, 2019, 05:35:42 PM »

https://twitter.com/eleanor__babaev/status/1208143087685505024

What is with these celebs (Alyssa Milano being notable) that are COMPLETELY FUCKING CLUELESS about the lower classes and can't be smart enough to SHUT THE FUCK UP?

thisismyusername · « **Reply #48235 on:** December 20, 2019, 05:37:27 PM »

In unrelated but related to wine-cave news:

(and it's a Friday so Riot-ass can't fucking complain):

Demi-san for you

https://twitter.com/PhillyTTP/status/1207877699282391040

(Good fucking lord, Matt is whaling up.)

Occam · « **Reply #48236 on:** December 20, 2019, 06:42:32 PM »

By the way, has there ever been any scientific research into what's wrong with the brains of republicans?
The way they twist and deny reality seems pathological at this point.

team filler · « **Reply #48237 on:** December 20, 2019, 06:47:12 PM »

https://twitter.com/PaulDeCristofo4/status/1208087669198262273

benjipwns · « **Reply #48238 on:** December 20, 2019, 07:54:11 PM »

"why do these Democratic candidates think we want to give up our tax cuts so they can raise taxes?!?!?" - Diamond (or Silk?) bringing some HOLIDAY CHEER to Lou Dobbs

benjipwns · « **Reply #48239 on:** December 20, 2019, 07:55:44 PM »

"vote RED. R. E. D. so we can Remove Every Democrat"

News:

Author Topic: US Politics Thread |OT| SAD TRUMP (Read 5443479 times)