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Time for Sleepy Biden to drop out and let Daddy Bernie take over.  :bernie
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« Last Edit: April 24, 2020, 08:49:53 PM by Cauliflower Of Love »

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« Last Edit: April 24, 2020, 08:49:26 PM by Cauliflower Of Love »

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this dem convention is going to be lit when biden is died of covid and Franken wanted delegates.


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It'll be a wild Zoom meeting.
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« Last Edit: April 24, 2020, 08:49:35 PM by Cauliflower Of Love »

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I don't know what to do other than say an apology to Tara Reid when I vote for Biden.

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I don't know, why you all up sniffing up my ass?
« Last Edit: April 25, 2020, 12:06:34 AM by Cauliflower Of Love »

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fuck bide, retire bitch!
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Just give me three Alan Greenspans.
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not one BBC in the bunch  :titus
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https://twitter.com/Trillburne/status/979573096725217281

What the fuck. There's no way this can be true. I've googled half and it seems to be real and I can't accept

 :existential
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dinesh smashing ingram

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actually that's gross

white women, :fbm

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CNN guy is willing to retweet but doesn't cover on his own show?

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IIRC, Keith Olbermann's dated a number of conservatives.

Donald Trump Jr.'s current squeeze Kimberly Guilfoyle used to be married to Gavin Newsom.

I think one of the more famous cross-aisle marriages in "modern" politics is James Carville and Mary Matalin.

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dab on the double haters
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Cauliflower Of Love

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can you imagine the orgies that happen in the basement of congress?


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translation: Staff wants Trump to cut back on briefings
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And we all know Trump listens to his staff. :hitler

Cauliflower Of Love

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btw this motherfucker called covid "this plague"

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I think bernie could win 33+ if he ran independent in the electoral

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biden died three days ago.


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Why Mitch McConnell Wants States to Go Bankrupt
https://amp.theatlantic.com/amp/article/610714/

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Since 2010, American fiscal federalism has been defined by three overwhelming facts.

First, the country’s wealthiest and most productive states are overwhelmingly blue. Of the 15 states least reliant on federal transfers, 11 are led by Democratic governors. Of the 15 states most reliant on federal transfers, 11 have Republican governors.

Second, Congress is dominated by Republicans. Republicans controlled the House for eight of the last 10 years; the Senate for six. Because of the Republican hold on the Senate, the federal judiciary has likewise shifted in conservative and Republican directions.

A state bankruptcy process would thus enable a Republican Party based in the poorer states to use its federal ascendancy to impose its priorities upon the budgets of the richer states


Interesting to read the speculation of the method of the madness instead of just saying cruelty is the point.
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Biden dropped a new ad

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:foodcourt

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/22/she-got-a-paycheck-protection-loan-her-employees-hate-her-for-it.html

Everyday stories of small business tyrants :lawd

"The anger came from employees who’d determined they’d make more money by collecting unemployment benefits than their normal paychecks."

How dare they... *checks notes* ...want to get paid more/a comfortable living wage than go back to being paid peanuts. :foodcourt


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Meanwhile at CNN

"Trump is no longer doing briefings guys"  :shaking

"Did you guys hear, Joe raped someone?"  :rejoice

https://twitter.com/CillizzaCNN/status/1254163922048950274

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"Mr. Biden is there any truth to these allegations?"

"Look here chuck I was... I had the handsome and certainly we did things at the donkey farm when we were out cruising with the mustang but I never did anything they didn't like and I never got any complaints about this is all a bunch of malarkey.
We should be talking about the real issues here man like the corona change that is ... that is hurting our small businesses all around this country while Donald Trump keeps lying to the American people about how many ventilators really died the other day"

"So you met with this woman sir?"

"I would just say to Lassie that I'm Joe Biden I'm running for senate and if you want some of that corn pop you know where to find the place where the place was but I don't believe I ever asked their names or anything like that"

Lmao refuses to admit he said something stupid and took his ball and went home but blamed it on everyone else along the way


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I greatly enjoy this shitshow but I do sincerely hope for all of us that Mattis replaced the Nuclear Football with an Xbox before he left.
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Oh god, I just realized Trump isn't doing his briefing because his good friend Kim Jun Un passed away.  :doge
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Outflanked!

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That's an extremely disrespectful way to talk about someone you don't even know.

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What a fucking nightmare :lol

Turn an entire generation in your military against you, stage one

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So what's the pulse of the Bore Nation.

Michigan's stay-in-place order was extended to May 15th, but some businesses are allowed to re-open in the meantime. I've been impressed by our governor and like how she's handled the fuckery so far. On the flip side, states like Georgia are rushing to re-open and it's going to probably end up in them closing again. Imagine being a business owner and dealing with that type of uncertainty; you do payroll for a couple weeks, then get closed again. Whew.

Nationally, seems like Trump is drowning. The mask is off, it's clear this dude is a dumbass and he's (literally) getting people killed. I think Biden is going to win big. And yea, I'll be voting for him.  :doge
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https://twitter.com/DilanPCook/status/1254164911262969857



not voting bide or trump. not voting for garbage candidates ever again  :paul
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 :woooo the only Ric I recognize :salute

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https://twitter.com/DilanPCook/status/1254164911262969857



not voting bide or trump. not voting for garbage candidates ever again  :paul

is that bill hader?

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https://twitter.com/mviser/status/1254203109397725187

I really like that our next president is this tech savvy and I hope he keeps doing his podcast in office. He could call it "From The Oval Office" or "Fireside, with Joe Biden"

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How you gonna support someone that doesn't even vacuum their fucking carpet!

He has a lamp on the floor. What kinda broke shit?

go rape someone

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biden is so racist it overrules his rapist urges, never heard about him raping black women  :karen
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I've never raped anyone in my life.

Unlike Bernie, who sure raped a lot of bank accounts with his grift campaign. Twice.

I like this post because it subtly reinforces bidens lack of understatement for consent.

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watch trump sideline fauci because snl had brad pitt play him

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you watch snl, breh?  :cac
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yo when pitt took off the wig.

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those hands

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https://twitter.com/mviser/status/1254203109397725187

I really like that our next president is this tech savvy and I hope he keeps doing his podcast in office. He could call it "From The Oval Office" or "Fireside, with Joe Biden"

Pod Save America would be a clever title.
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Cauliflower Of Love

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how do you function in life when you get out of the shower and see what looks like twins in your stomach?


sexy preggo womens excluded of course


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