Author Topic: US Politics Thread |OT| SAD TRUMP (Read 6880298 times)

Trent Dole · « **Reply #57180 on:** April 23, 2020, 08:59:41 PM »

This shit might be kind of funny if I didn't fucking live here.

Tasty · « **Reply #57181 on:** April 23, 2020, 09:27:14 PM »

Quote from: hhkcvaoitsso on April 23, 2020, 05:01:48 PM

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on April 23, 2020, 03:18:08 PM
24 hours before they have to apologize for being divisive and not wanting to help out other americans.
I think this is really tone deaf. We SHOULD be coming together. Now more than ever we need to put politics aside and just settle on a common narrative, a common purpose, a common American identity.

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Joe Molotov · « **Reply #57182 on:** April 23, 2020, 09:47:20 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on April 23, 2020, 07:59:10 PM

please don't let trump find out about bloodletting

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1253414854167105541

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #57183 on:** April 23, 2020, 09:49:08 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on April 23, 2020, 09:27:14 PM

Quote from: hhkcvaoitsso on April 23, 2020, 05:01:48 PM
Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on April 23, 2020, 03:18:08 PM
24 hours before they have to apologize for being divisive and not wanting to help out other americans.
I think this is really tone deaf. We SHOULD be coming together. Now more than ever we need to put politics aside and just settle on a common narrative, a common purpose, a common American identity.

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Still the funniest thing ever to appear in a comic book.

Tasty · « **Reply #57184 on:** April 23, 2020, 10:07:27 PM »

I never noticed until just now that Mags is helping move steel beams

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #57185 on:** April 23, 2020, 10:11:45 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on April 23, 2020, 07:59:10 PM

please don't let trump find out about bloodletting

Lancing our lymph nodes to own the libs

chronovore · « **Reply #57186 on:** April 23, 2020, 10:28:32 PM »

Quote from: Madrun Badrun on April 20, 2020, 10:07:06 AM

Umm no, as specifically stated, not all Americans, just many, and especially the Midwestern Nazis.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #57187 on:** April 24, 2020, 12:08:45 AM »

Trump can’t be wrong, he’s got the biggest ratings. No one has better ratings.

benjipwns · « **Reply #57188 on:** April 24, 2020, 05:20:29 AM »

Quote from: nachobro on April 22, 2020, 08:36:07 PM

"lou dobbs guest" is no way to refer to the savant ed rollins

also benji btfo as rollins clearly does not live in a tent fort in the fox studios judging by the camera shot

obviously the bookshelf has been blue screened in to hide the fact that he lives less than six feet from Lou's desk

Ghoul · « **Reply #57189 on:** April 24, 2020, 06:22:28 AM »

so when are you injecting your daily bleach?

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #57190 on:** April 24, 2020, 06:24:39 AM »

I'm gonna smoke 40 a day instead

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #57191 on:** April 24, 2020, 09:01:51 AM »

I thought this lady showed up naked on air.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #57192 on:** April 24, 2020, 09:35:17 AM »

Quote

"Mark my words, I think he is going to try to kick back the election somehow, come up with some rationale why it can't be held,” the former vice president and apparent Democratic presidential nominee said during an online fundraiser.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/elections/biden-says-he-thinks-trump-will-try-delay-november-election-n1191506

ooh no biden, what is you doin?!

benjipwns · « **Reply #57193 on:** April 24, 2020, 10:41:08 AM »

Quote

The event was billed as a “A Fabulous Evening With Vice President Joe Biden,” as he spoke to donors via web chat from his basement studio in Wilmington, DE. Joining him were Kristin Chenoweth, Melissa Etheridge, Billy Porter and Billie Jean King. Tickets started at $1,000 per person.

Biden also warned that the Russians will try to interfere in the election.

“I guarantee, I promise you the Russians did interfere in our election, and I guarantee you they are doing it again with two other major actors,” Biden told donors. He did not name who the other actors were.

Nintex · « **Reply #57194 on:** April 24, 2020, 10:50:02 AM »

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1253683467801563138

The economy is going to explode all over your face

Also Pence said that the peak has passed and this will all be over in a month.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #57195 on:** April 24, 2020, 11:00:56 AM »

(pretend they're squirting disinfectant on him)

benjipwns · « **Reply #57196 on:** April 24, 2020, 11:13:02 AM »

The fake news bleach talk is distracting from the much more sensible concept he was talking about. Bleeding someone already infected, hitting the blood with fancy UV rays from a lamp, then pumping it back into the body.

At least injecting bleach would pretty much guarantee preventing an infection.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #57197 on:** April 24, 2020, 11:14:31 AM »

The people happy to gulp down Hydroxychloroquine, fish tank cleaner, and inject disinfectant while sitting under a blue light aren't the best and the brightest. The people happily astro turfed into gathering in crowds with no facemask for photo ops aren't great Americans.
If these morons are so easily duped by this moron, I say let him continue.... even egg him on. Reporters should start asking trump where the proper point of injection is for the disinfectant. Or if the proper dosage of Hydroxychloroquine is 1 pill, should they take 2 or 3 to be sure?
If trump wants to kill off his own voters, that is his God given right.

BIONIC · « **Reply #57198 on:** April 24, 2020, 11:31:11 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on April 24, 2020, 10:41:08 AM

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The event was billed as a “A Fabulous Evening With Vice President Joe Biden,” as he spoke to donors via web chat from his basement studio in Wilmington, DE. Joining him were Kristin Chenoweth, Melissa Etheridge, Billy Porter and Billie Jean King. Tickets started at $1,000 per person.

Biden also warned that the Russians will try to interfere in the election.

“I guarantee, I promise you the Russians did interfere in our election, and I guarantee you they are doing it again with two other major actors,” Biden told donors. He did not name who the other actors were.

filler and Nintex

benjipwns · « **Reply #57199 on:** April 24, 2020, 11:51:10 AM »

one of the actors is clearly The Onion, they knew a month ago:
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1242899581924446212

Tripon · « **Reply #57200 on:** April 24, 2020, 12:09:37 PM »

Quote from: BIONIC on April 24, 2020, 11:31:11 AM

Quote from: benjipwns on April 24, 2020, 10:41:08 AM
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The event was billed as a “A Fabulous Evening With Vice President Joe Biden,” as he spoke to donors via web chat from his basement studio in Wilmington, DE. Joining him were Kristin Chenoweth, Melissa Etheridge, Billy Porter and Billie Jean King. Tickets started at $1,000 per person.

Biden also warned that the Russians will try to interfere in the election.

“I guarantee, I promise you the Russians did interfere in our election, and I guarantee you they are doing it again with two other major actors,” Biden told donors. He did not name who the other actors were.

filler and Nintex

Joe Biden started a pretty expensive onlyfans account.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #57201 on:** April 24, 2020, 01:06:54 PM »

https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/1253731557728227330

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #57202 on:** April 24, 2020, 01:08:49 PM »

Trent Dole · « **Reply #57203 on:** April 24, 2020, 01:15:28 PM »

That's literally the entire presidency!

Propagandhim · « **Reply #57204 on:** April 24, 2020, 01:40:53 PM »

Quote from: Trent Dole on April 24, 2020, 01:06:54 PM

https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/1253731557728227330

I love how the conservative pundits were squirming to come up with an excuse -- "Oh, he was speaking colloquially about how doctors should investigate different methods." And Trump throws all of that out the window: 'It was deliberate sarcasm about a method that was obviously foolish. I wuz trolling. You all fell for my logic trap.'

Propagandhim · « **Reply #57205 on:** April 24, 2020, 02:09:16 PM »

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1253702096374976513

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1253702897650601985

Look at this dumbshit taking obvious sarcasm serious. Owned by 4D chess.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #57206 on:** April 24, 2020, 02:14:22 PM »

inject

for external use only

fuck you

Propagandhim · « **Reply #57207 on:** April 24, 2020, 02:19:12 PM »

I know you're being tongue-in-cheek, but I'm not mad at all, nor really hard on him - just amused. After all, his behavior is lost in this giant miasma of gaffes, it's hard to be affected at this point. Everyone getting outraged because they believe people will die from drinking bleach because of Trump are just as amusing.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #57208 on:** April 24, 2020, 02:21:54 PM »

Quote from: hhkcvaoitsso on April 24, 2020, 02:15:05 PM

Why are we being so hard on Trump for getting some science wrong? Is it a requirement to have an MD to be president? I don't see any of you guys supporting Rand Paul.

rand paul should stop fucking his neighbor's wives

Nintex · « **Reply #57209 on:** April 24, 2020, 02:40:56 PM »

President Trump 1941`

"LMAO The Germans just landed in New York with Paratroopers we're going to level the city"

7 hours later

"I was just joking their planes can't even reach that far LOL"

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #57210 on:** April 24, 2020, 02:49:35 PM »

Quote from: hhkcvaoitsso on April 24, 2020, 02:15:05 PM

Why are we being so hard on Trump for getting some science wrong? Is it a requirement to have an MD to be president? I don't see any of you guys supporting Rand Paul.

I think it's funny as hell.

Occam · « **Reply #57211 on:** April 24, 2020, 03:03:03 PM »

Stephen Miller has long-term vision for Trump’s ‘temporary’ immigration order, according to private call with supporters

-Of course he does.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #57212 on:** April 24, 2020, 03:09:56 PM »

Quote from: ExoYZA on April 24, 2020, 02:52:39 PM

shosty has been combative lately. Has being locked up in quarantine with papa stost gotten to you?

wait that's shosta?

Tripon · « **Reply #57213 on:** April 24, 2020, 03:14:32 PM »

Wait, Shosts not even a millennial? He's a gen Z cat?

team filler · « **Reply #57214 on:** April 24, 2020, 03:17:24 PM »

https://twitter.com/ryangrim/status/1253756644191809538

Occam · « **Reply #57215 on:** April 24, 2020, 03:21:47 PM »

Nobody cared about it when it was Trump. Why should they care now?

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #57216 on:** April 24, 2020, 03:27:38 PM »

trump owns people. Biden doesn't.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #57217 on:** April 24, 2020, 03:34:02 PM »

Quote from: hhkcvaoitsso on April 24, 2020, 03:15:31 PM

1995: The Last Millennial. Starring Michael Cera

*BZZZZZZZZZZT* Nope, you're a Zoomer, Zoomie.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #57218 on:** April 24, 2020, 03:44:01 PM »

Tripon · « **Reply #57219 on:** April 24, 2020, 03:52:28 PM »

Quote from: filler on April 24, 2020, 03:17:24 PM

https://twitter.com/ryangrim/status/1253756644191809538

https://twitter.com/aidachavez/status/1253757150918086657

CNN getting scooped.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #57220 on:** April 24, 2020, 04:01:36 PM »

Nintex · « **Reply #57221 on:** April 24, 2020, 04:06:12 PM »

Quote

“‘Come on, man,’” she said he told her. “‘I heard you liked me.’”

“He had that smile he gets, but his eyes were not smiling,” she said.

“You’re fine,” she recalled he said, grabbing her by her shoulders. As he walked away, he pointed back, “You’re fine.”

Yep this is totally Joe Biden

And if Larry King knows then Donald Trump knows.

Occam · « **Reply #57222 on:** April 24, 2020, 04:35:48 PM »

Quote from: ExoYZA on April 24, 2020, 03:29:48 PM

Quote from: Occam on April 24, 2020, 03:21:47 PM
Nobody cared about it when it was Trump. Why should they care now?

Dude who acts morally superior in any given topic dropping this, why ain't I surprised

In any case, it doesn't matter how it can or can't affect votes, this is incredibly shitty from a man known to be incredibly shitty and it sucks that the story is getting buried. It really sucks for the victim.

I didn't say it was ok, I said people obviously don't care. If they did, Trump wouldn't be President.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #57223 on:** April 24, 2020, 04:46:51 PM »

Nintex · « **Reply #57224 on:** April 24, 2020, 04:50:00 PM »

The emergeny workers responded: "Who knows, what do you have to lose? Maybe find yourself some ultra violet as well"

Rufus · « **Reply #57225 on:** April 24, 2020, 04:57:03 PM »

Quote from: Esch on April 24, 2020, 04:45:42 PM

Way less than I thought tbh :Leon

https://twitter.com/jmartNYT/status/1253740922183041026

At least they asked a professional first...

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #57226 on:** April 24, 2020, 04:58:30 PM »

Nintex · « **Reply #57227 on:** April 24, 2020, 05:07:59 PM »

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1253788620642750464

Tripon · « **Reply #57228 on:** April 24, 2020, 05:33:10 PM »

Wut. https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1253798557758308352

Nintex · « **Reply #57229 on:** April 24, 2020, 05:37:41 PM »

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on April 24, 2020, 04:58:30 PM

https://twitter.com/sfpelosi/status/1253753673470992384

If the post office doesn't fuck over Jeff Bezos we ain't signing anything

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #57230 on:** April 24, 2020, 05:40:48 PM »

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #57231 on:** April 24, 2020, 05:41:17 PM »

I hate that I have to choose between Biden and Trump

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #57232 on:** April 24, 2020, 05:41:17 PM »

Quote from: Tripon on April 24, 2020, 05:33:10 PM

Wut. https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1253798557758308352

Occam · « **Reply #57233 on:** April 24, 2020, 06:02:47 PM »

Quote from: Tripon on April 24, 2020, 05:33:10 PM

Wut. https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1253798557758308352

Do they have to be there in order for him to speak? Just use a camera. Or better yet, don't.

Nintex · « **Reply #57234 on:** April 24, 2020, 06:03:09 PM »

No questions today, after a short introduction by Trump it was just Pence and the FEMA guy talking about how great their results and effort has been and then they all walked out as quickly as possible.

Mandark · « **Reply #57235 on:** April 24, 2020, 06:39:09 PM »

trump cutting back on the televised briefings after getting roasted for his bleach-drinking suggestion

beast mode

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #57236 on:** April 24, 2020, 06:41:18 PM »

what a cunt

VomKriege · « **Reply #57237 on:** April 24, 2020, 06:47:55 PM »

Quote from: hhkcvaoitsso on April 24, 2020, 03:15:31 PM

1995: The Last Millennial. Starring Michael Cera

You mean Scott Pilgrim ?

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #57238 on:** April 24, 2020, 06:51:27 PM »

https://twitter.com/DanWilbur/status/1253705434780893184

VomKriege · « **Reply #57239 on:** April 24, 2020, 06:52:09 PM »

In hindsight we're lucky Trump didn't mention MMS because this would have added a layer of confusion and possibly fool stupid people to the point they wouldn't double check with a professional.

Inject Synthol, at least you'll look buff even if you get the rona.

News:

Author Topic: US Politics Thread |OT| SAD TRUMP (Read 6880298 times)