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Nintex

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I just realized Trump learned the 'good question / bad question' thing from Fauci. He does it all the time.  :doge
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National Guard will operate the meat factories. :salute
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Nintex

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Look who is also not killed by corona chan

https://twitter.com/AmbJohnBolton/status/1255560581131665408

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National Guard will operate the meat factories. :salute

Sounds more like something the Navy would be into. 

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Forcing meat factories to stay open achieves two main goals of Republicans, forcing meat into their faces and absolutely shitting on immigrants. Win-win
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Was honestly expecting meat to be nearly sold out when I went yesterday based on all of the news but it was stocked more than I've seen it in a long time.

But I expect freezer sales to skyrocket and meat to be gone soon lol.. guess most people don't have room to hoard meat, but they'll probably make room.

Anyone else grow up with depression era grandparents?  A lot of them hoard food already, and deal shop obsessively to fill their freezers and whatnot.  I wonder if we'll have another generation with those hard to break habits.

I'm Italian so hoarding food and cleaning supplies is in my nature.
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Between not getting my stimulus check (payment status is STILL unavailable), no unemployment benefits, and Republicans demanding people go back to work amid a pandemic I am frightened that I may become a commie by the end of this year.
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Was honestly expecting meat to be nearly sold out when I went yesterday based on all of the news but it was stocked more than I've seen it in a long time.

But I expect freezer sales to skyrocket and meat to be gone soon lol.. guess most people don't have room to hoard meat, but they'll probably make room.

Anyone else grow up with depression era grandparents?  A lot of them hoard food already, and deal shop obsessively to fill their freezers and whatnot.  I wonder if we'll have another generation with those hard to break habits.

I'm Italian so hoarding food and cleaning supplies is in my nature.

But with Corona does your mom still come around to use them?

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When dis bish become a polihead?

tara reid in the first american pie  :noah

tara reid the past decade  :kobeyuck
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why
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I'd vote for yang over trumpy and bide
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Rally up cadets, we have some good news and we have some bad news.

The good news. You will become famous and get your place in the history books along with the men that stormed the beaches of Normandy and fought in the jungles of Vietnam.
We expect you to do your patriotic duty for your country, President and our freedom and liberties.

The bad news. You have to face the most dangerous enemy this country has faced since the second world war.
You have to get in the trenches, soak in the bullshit, clap and cheer like your life depends on it and then head back home.
This is the only way that we can make the President happy and defeat the invisible enemy. With courage and bravery.

I expect every last one of you will live up to this task.

The country is proud of you men! Lord knows we need a happy President.

Semper Fi!

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Nintex

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Well that's one way to suppress voter turn-out.

Bolton delivered, it took him 3 hours but he wrote another tweet.

https://twitter.com/AmbJohnBolton/status/1255612191241371649

"OH GOD the earth has been cracked into half by the Alien Mothership. My god, we're all going to die in 1 hour when our oxygen runs out. This is it, this is the end of the world."
*bleep*
"Woah, John Bolton just tweeted that Maduro should resign"
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Please don't give Nintex access to your account.
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https://twitter.com/MrDanZak/status/1255694628365500416

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One of the thousands of replies that the tweet attracted struck an equally urgent tone: “We can supply ICU Ventilators, invasive and noninvasive. Have someone call me URGENT.”

Its author was Yaron Oren-Pines, an electrical engineer in Silicon Valley. A specialist in mobile phone technology, he currently has just 75 followers on Twitter and no apparent experience in government contracting or medical devices.

But three days later, New York state paid Oren-Pines $69.1 million. The payment was for 1,450 ventilators — at an astonishing $47,656 per ventilator, at least triple the standard retail price of high-end models.

Not a single ventilator ever arrived.

A state official, speaking on background because he was not authorized to publicly discuss the terms of the deal, said New York entered into the contract with Oren-Pines at the direct recommendation of the White House coronavirus task force.

Apparently you could just tweet at Trump demanding a contract? Nintex missed out by not tweeting Trump about his website that could detect if you have Corona.

Nintex

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Goddamn, indeed I did miss out on a golden opportunity.  :-\

Me walks into the office: "Ok guys, we're going to build an app for Trump"

co-workers:  :goty :anhuld :oreilly

Me: "But... we'll make $69 million"

Co-workers:  :pika :dead
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Since when was twitter followers linked to someone's ability to produce ventilators? I wonder how many ventilators Kim Kardashian could produce

Nintex

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Since when was twitter followers linked to someone's ability to produce ventilators? I wonder how many ventilators Kim Kardashian could produce

"Mr. President with all due respect I don't think miss Kardashian can produce the number of ventilators we need"

"SHE CAN FLATTEN THE CURVES MIKE"


Trump apparently had a falling out with his campaign manager because his approval ratings keep tanking.
Maybe he will assemble the bois again once Flynn is free.

Pardon Roger, make him your campaign manager. Do it you coward  :bolo
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https://twitter.com/sunraysunray/status/1255817849500729344

 :trumps

Crazy Nancy looking like death now she can’t get anyone to put 6 inches of make up on her :trumps
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https://twitter.com/sunraysunray/status/1255817849500729344

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Crazy Nancy looking like death now she can’t get anyone to put 6 inches of make up on her :trumps
What the hell is she talking about. Free laptops, broadband? Postal service that connects. Honoring the trans people and food providers?  :neogaf
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https://twitter.com/business/status/1255837574503059461

It's all good man, couple months from now we'll be back to 4% UE and the greatest economy in the history of the country.
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An Illinois woman inspired by pro-Trump QAnon conspiracy theory videos traveled to New York City on Wednesday with more than a dozen illegal knives and threatened to kill former Vice President Joe Biden, according to police and her own social media posts.

New York police officers arrested dancer Jessica Prim, 37, on Wednesday after she began to act strangely on a city pier. In a live video Prim posted on Facebook of her arrest. She ranted about saving children and claimed she had come to New York because of an internet conspiracy theory video about a “cabal” of pedophile Democrats.

“Have you guys heard about the kids?” a tearful Prim said as she was arrested. “OK, I’m not lying.”

Shortly before her arrest, Prim posted on Facebook that Hillary Clinton and Biden “need to be taken out.”

“Hillary Clinton and her assistant, Joe Biden and Tony Podesta need to be taken out in the name of Babylon!” Prim wrote. “I can’t be set free without them gone. Wake me up!!!!!”

https://www.thedailybeast.com/a-qanon-devotee-live-streamed-her-trip-to-ny-to-take-out-joe-biden

Nintex

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"Mr. Trump did you hear about the Q supporter that wanted to kill Joe biden and uncover a pedo cabal nonsense conspiracy in New York"

"Well, Epstein lived in New York. Look these people are being treated very unfairly. Some of them are violent maybe but overall these are very well behaved people. They want to see some light and the end of the tunnel and so do we"

Qanons: O MY GOD THE PRESIDENT CONFIRMED IT


lmao poor Joe

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Jesus can some jock just take Pete into the restroom and give him the swirly he clearly deserves
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i think that would count as a hate crime

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imagine if biden picks pete as his vp


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Jesus can some jock just take Pete into the restroom and give him the

Misleading post, reported

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imagine if biden picks pete as his vp


:snoop



Let's give it up for Daddy and The Boy!

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There's several things over the years that made shake my head about things in Michigan or Metro Detroit (which I still consider my home base even though I'm no longer there), but this ranks pretty damn high up there. It's just straight up bananas. Utter nutcases.

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It would be nice if people could get this up in arms [pun intended] for something actually important and worthwhile.
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It would be nice if people could get this up in arms [pun intended] for something actually important and worthwhile.

- OPEN THE UNIVERSITY OF DELAWARE RECORDS !
- Sir, this is the Michigan's State House.
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leave the fanfic to nintex my G :hhh
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French Cowardice fanfic  :nope

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https://twitter.com/MaryMargOlohan/status/1256202298965004294

I totally believe him he's not hiding anything.
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News site Axios said it will return its $4.8 million loan.

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Really surprised Obama didn't vet Biden before he became VP when Reade was all the talk on right wing media. /s

Rightists don't really care if Biden did anything. They know that normal people/Democrats/liberals have far more respect for American institutions/rule of law and rightists weaponize it against them when allegations are made.

All allegations against Biden are credible and all allegations against trump aren't.
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