US Politics Thread |OT| SAD TRUMP

[Pissy F Benny]

Hillary/Lewinsky ticket

[benjipwns]

Goddamn Monica Lewinsky is looking good.

like 16 minutes in to the end

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1256780608015138819
 

[naff]

https://arcdigital.media/t-w-e-e-t-trumps-worst-ever-embarrassing-tweet-92c9c764c565

wtf how is covfefe only a 4 seed?

https://twitter.com/bernybelvedere?s=09

"centrist accelerationist".... imagine adding something like that to you twitter bio. even as a joke.

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/RobertMaguire_/status/1256942028275036160

Larry kudlow loves booze.

[Propagandhim]

Goddamn Monica Lewinsky is looking good.

like 16 minutes in to the end

Wow, she's awesome.  Cool piece.

[Transhuman]

Goddamn Monica Lewinsky is looking good.

like 16 minutes in to the end

Wow, she's awesome.  Cool piece.

I really hate John Oliver's comedy/persona/"brand" or whatever you want to call it. How did we go from Colbert Report and Daily Show (with John Stewart) to this?

[Tasty]

I really hate John Oliver's comedy/persona/"brand" or whatever you want to call it. How did we go from Colbert Report and Daily Show (with John Stewart) to this?

Like most aspects related to the downfall of society: slow enough over a long enough period of time that most people don't even notice.

[Phoenix Dark]

Goddamn Monica Lewinsky is looking good.

like 16 minutes in to the end

Wow, she's awesome.  Cool piece.

Of ass? Reported.

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/RobertMaguire_/status/1256942028275036160

Larry kudlow loves booze.

Fake news CNN is no match for drunk Larry 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Goddamn Monica Lewinsky is looking good.

like 16 minutes in to the end

Wow, she's awesome.  Cool piece.

I really hate John Oliver's comedy/persona/"brand" or whatever you want to call it. How did we go from Colbert Report and Daily Show (with John Stewart) to this?

They talk about it here.

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/AlxThomp/status/1256975027897065474


 

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/PopulismUpdates/status/1257040185142898688

he got my vote 

[nachobro]

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/ate_ted/status/1256199474139017217

 

[Nintex]

Trump's Twitter feed is reaching new levels of insanity every day.

Today started with a shout-out to Mike Tyson after retweeting some Scavino Trump rally and Presidency fluffer videos. Which inspired him to Tweet a Trumpian biblical verse about The Plague but not before running a promotion for his golf course.
Next up was thanking the beautiful 'boaters' followed by tweeting that he was correct and intelligence told him that had they not warned him about Corona as the fake news reported.

Then he moved on to retweet David J Harris Jr's posts about the Russia hoax and Qanon stuff about Durham and the storm. Finishing up with a promo for his Fox News townhall and retweeting one of the Wank Dads crowning him the best President of all time.
The Town hall ends a weekend which started with Trump appearing on the Dan Bongino podcast, which inspired another Scott Adams '4D chess' video about Trump's response to the Biden allegations, a take which Trump then retweeted.

At this rate he'll be posting Alex Jones clips and Qanon drops by the end of next week. 

Speaking of the town hall



Trump: "I am treated worse than Abraham Lincoln" 

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/zei_squirrel/status/1257089736025559042

[VomKriege]

"Volunteer delivers meal to grateful hobo."

[Mandark]

isn't ventura a climate "skeptic" or did I hallucinate that?

[Mandark]

Ventura ultimately decides that Al Gore is not really “trying to control the world.” “I know Al Gore,” he says. “I don’t think he’s out to do that.” Instead, Ventura reveals, “the hunt leads to one man”: Sir Maurice Strong, the former executive director of the United Nations Environment Program and, according to Ventura, the “wizard behind the curtain” on climate change. Wait, make that two men: Ventura also sees a culprit in Edmond de Rothschild, the billionaire banker who died earlier this year. These powerful figures are perpetuating a massive lie in order to profit from carbon trading, Ventura and his sources allege.

Ventura’s team is never able to actually talk to Strong, despite a few more secret meetings in warehouses and a trip to China, where Strong now lives. However, one of Ventura’s investigators reports via webcam that he has concluded that “Strong’s a double agent, pretending to be an environmentalist, but really he’s been working as an adviser to the Chinese government, and helping them make money off global warming.”

a decade early on the new yellow peril, not bad

looks like he got religion though: http://www.ora.tv/offthegrid/article/2015/8/4/jesse-ventura-gop-continues-to-deny-climate-change

It’s a known fact that the Earth is getting hotter. The more carbon there is in the air, the higher the temperatures are. That’s not negotiable. It’s a scientific fact in and of itself.

We’re now putting more carbon into the air than ever before. So, naturally, the temperatures have to go up.

All these deniers out there who worry about job loss and this and that ought to think about their grandchildren. Is this the world you want to leave them with?

-Jesse Ventura

[D3RANG3D]

[team filler]

bide and trumpy are such awful joke candidates, why not? 

[D3RANG3D]

He ain't got time to bleed.

[VomKriege]

Jesse "The Gut" Ventura.

[Great Rumbler]

[Tasty]

Trump: "I am treated worse than Abraham Lincoln" 

Not yet.

[Tasty]

@ SECRET SERVICE THAT WAS A JOKE

[Mandark]

Tasty frantically waving a printout of his "Biden is worse" thread before a guy with a buzzcut and an earpiece tackles him to the ground.

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/PopulismUpdates/status/1257125266721091585

he don't miss

[Tasty]

Tasty frantically waving a printout of his "Biden is worse" thread before a guy with a buzzcut and an earpiece tackles him to the ground.

Warren: "Before the cock crows you will deny me three times"

[naff]

https://twitter.com/PopulismUpdates/status/1257125266721091585

he don't miss

white woman - watches zero dark thirty once

[Transhuman]

https://twitter.com/PopulismUpdates/status/1257125266721091585

he don't miss

They say it's "simulated drowning" but there's no difference between "simulated torture" and actual torture.

[Phoenix Dark]

isn't ventura a climate "skeptic" or did I hallucinate that?

You mean it's almost like these people don't care about policy and are anarchists who want chaos, not to mention the ability to say "I told you so"? 

[team filler]

 

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/PopulismUpdates/status/1257138325346938880

 

[VomKriege]

You mean it's almost like these people don't care about policy and are anarchists who want chaos, not to mention the ability to say "I told you so"? 

Come say that to our face in the shit thread you coward.

[jakefromstatefarm]

Jesse Ventura intrigue

it’s the attention to detail in C plot stuff like this that gets me. they’re pulling off all these callbacks alongside these huge ambitious story arcs? writers really came into their own this season

[VomKriege]

@shosta

https://twitter.com/WeWuzBoomers/status/1256398530308198404

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Imagine paying like 5 grand to put trump on your 50 k boat

[thisismyusername]

https://twitter.com/davidsirota/status/1257325258933022721



But that really ain't any of my voting business, Demoncraps.

Speaking of NeoLibs:

https://twitter.com/Whatapityonyou/status/1256977394679705605

[Nintex]

Imagine paying like 5 grand to put trump on your 50 k boat

A cheap way to own the libs 

I wonder what happens if he Loses or Wins.
I can't tell anymore what would cause bigger fuckery and riots.
 
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1257258214615367680

'concast' 


https://twitter.com/PopulismUpdates/status/1257049753143046144
 

[BIONIC]

Jesse da gawd 

[Tripon]

Anti-government extremist Ammon Bundy, speaking on the steps of the state Capitol building in Boise, Idaho, on Saturday, compared government measures to slow the spread of the coronavirus to the Nazis’ genocide of Jews during World War II.

Bundy, a notorious militia leader who once organized an armed takeover of an Oregon wildlife refuge, made the absurd comparison while speaking at an “Idaho Is Open For Business” rally ― one of several anti-lockdown demonstrations held across the country demanding that governors allow businesses to reopen despite the urgent warnings of public health experts.

The Boise rally appears to have been organized, in part, by an anti-vaccination conspiracy group called Health Freedom Idaho, together with the Idaho Freedom Foundation, a powerful far-right libertarian organization in the state with ties to right-wing billionaire Charles Koch.

In a speech at Saturday’s rally, Bundy compared the temporary closure of nonessential businesses in America to the systematic torture and murder of 6 million Jews by the Nazis.

“Just look at the pictures of the Holocaust,” Bundy told the crowd of hundreds, according to a video of the event posted to YouTube. “It always amazes me how you see pictures of men and women stripped completely naked, lined up and facing a mass grave, where they are shooting them in the back of the head and falling in the grave.”

“Now the answer to that is not easy ― but it is this, and I have been there and I know for a fact that this is true,” Bundy continued. “When you have faced so much tyranny in your life, there is a point when you would rather line up naked and get shot in the head. And my friends, why we’re here today right now is to make sure that never happens!”

Bundy argued Saturday that Jews essentially let themselves be murdered by Nazis because “they thought that putting their head down and trying to not be noticed was the better way. They thought that compliance would get them through it, and it was just a period of time that they might just pass through and end up better on the other end.”

“And that is a decision that we have to make right now,” Bundy said. “Are we better to just comply?”

https://www.yahoo.com/huffpost/ammon-bundy-holocaust-jews-anti-lockdown-rally-idaho-183423232.html

[Great Rumbler]

 

[Transhuman]

@shosta

https://twitter.com/WeWuzBoomers/status/1256398530308198404

Would you let Republican pedophiles rape your kid if they promised to switch votes?

[benjipwns]

You mean it's almost like these people don't care about policy and are anarchists who want chaos, not to mention the ability to say "I told you so"? 

FACT CHECK: I don't necessarily want chaos.

[benjipwns]

spontaneous order

entropy

[benjipwns]

the pedestrians just prove how much it works flawlessly

eliminate all taxes and toast licenses now!

[Tasty]

Pictured: the longest that intersection has gone without an accident

[benjipwns]

I want to say that I recall one reason those intersections work is because the instinct they're trained on is to accelerate and get through it which keeps traffic moving at all times, whereas in the U.S. we're literally taught to brake for anything halting the traffic flow constantly and erratically. A Soviet-born person claimed to me that they literally do speed up to make up for lost traction in the winter and I choose to believe it.

[benjipwns]

I'm making toast in my oven so I don't need a toaster license.

[Phoenix Dark]

Every time I think I've figured out why Trump puts certain words in quotations, he throws a curveball and fucks me up again. It makes no sense lmao.

[benjipwns]

yes, if only we braked less, this would be safe enough for the united states

This is why I cut the brake lines of every car in the parking lot each day. We can all help with minor steps.

[Occam]

From the corona thread, I think it belongs here, too.

The world came together for a virtual vaccine summit. The U.S. was conspicuously absent.

LONDON — World leaders came together in a virtual summit Monday to pledge billions of dollars to quickly develop vaccines and drugs to fight the coronavirus.

Missing from the roster was the Trump administration, which declined to participate, but highlighted from Washington what one official called its “whole-of-America” efforts in the United States and its generosity to global health efforts.

The online conference, led by European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen and a half-dozen countries, was set to raise $8.2 billion from governments, philanthropies and the private sector to fund research and mass-produce drugs, vaccines and testing kits to combat the virus that has killed more than 250,000 people worldwide.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/the-world-comes-together-for-a-virtual-vaccine-summit-the-us-is-conspicuously-absent/2020/05/04/ac5b6754-8a5c-11ea-80df-d24b35a568ae_story.html

The next US President who isn't Trump should probably go on a worldwide apology tour.

[team filler]

Every time I think I've figured out why Trump puts certain words in quotations, he throws a curveball and fucks me up again. It makes no sense lmao.

B E A S T 

[benjipwns]

Democrats were also far more likely in 2017 to believe allegations of sexual misconduct against two other Democratic politicians, then-Sen. Al Franken of Minnesota (48 percent credible) and then-Rep. John Conyers of Michigan (43 percent credible), a Morning Consult/Politico poll conducted at the time found.

Al died so we could have Amy for America

[Tasty]

https://twitter.com/cameron_easley/status/1257434714085961728

Restoring the soul of the nation

#HorseshoeTheory

[Nintex]

2021 A.D. - FAR EASTERN FRONT - 16:00 HOURS - 6TH ARMY COMMUNICATION INTERCEPT

"I can't stand Commander Flynn, are we really supposed to charge this city? It's a heap of rubble - our rear would be exposed"
*chomps on cigar*
"Yeah, well this is what they call a suicide mission son same as we had back in i-RAQ. You see those remains of the Reuters China and CNN China HQ over there? Just get laser targetting in place and SPACE FORCE will handle the rest"

"Damn how did we end up with all this death and destruction, I've lost count of how many people... millions of people we lost on both sides. Perhaps we should've picked Joe sir"

"CNN ain't going dark unless we take this fight global kid but yeah I hear you, still I believe in women and proper email security like our President does, don't you?
Now hurry up and charge that position so we can get back home in time for Infrastructure Week"

[Phoenix Dark]

https://twitter.com/ayewolfe/status/1257438907211415553

Textbook medicaid capitation lol. Receive the cash, don't provide services. Wild.

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/Eugene_Scott/status/1257434043815206914