Author Topic: US Politics Thread |OT| SAD TRUMP (Read 6880337 times)

Nintex · « **Reply #57300 on:** April 26, 2020, 12:45:14 PM »

Send all the Chinese expats to PragerU

BIONIC · « **Reply #57301 on:** April 26, 2020, 12:47:26 PM »

Shakespeare, a true American hero

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #57302 on:** April 26, 2020, 12:51:21 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on April 26, 2020, 12:28:47 AM

watch trump sideline fauci because snl had brad pitt play him

Trump, the chess master, is already two steps ahead of you

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1254202575508910081

Steve Contra · « **Reply #57303 on:** April 26, 2020, 01:50:49 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2020, 12:51:21 PM

Quote from: Mandark on April 26, 2020, 12:28:47 AM
watch trump sideline fauci because snl had brad pitt play him
Trump, the chess master, is already two steps ahead of you

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1254202575508910081

Bill Mitchell makes it really hard to hate him. He’s such a doofus.

Nintex · « **Reply #57304 on:** April 26, 2020, 02:11:59 PM »

They just watch a compilation of David Hasselhoff beating up some goons and are like: "Yeah, I'm gonna be thug #1"

Nintex · « **Reply #57305 on:** April 26, 2020, 03:15:20 PM »

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1254477491642732552

You read with people in the room

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #57306 on:** April 26, 2020, 03:17:54 PM »

donny j going after the second estate

Sman · « **Reply #57307 on:** April 26, 2020, 03:26:56 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on April 26, 2020, 02:11:59 PM

They just watch a compilation of David Hasselhoff beating up some goons and are like: "Yeah, I'm gonna be thug #1"

(Image removed from quote.)

I've always wondered... how did they get the car out?

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #57308 on:** April 26, 2020, 03:29:21 PM »

Quote from: hhkcvaoitsso on April 26, 2020, 03:12:30 PM

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1254479607627231232

There isn't a Nobel prize for journalism?

Do *I* not understand sarcasm

Nintex · « **Reply #57309 on:** April 26, 2020, 03:55:00 PM »

I like how he went from "Happy birthday Melania!" to rage tweeting about reporters Noble prizes in less than an hour.

Propagandhim · « **Reply #57310 on:** April 26, 2020, 04:04:06 PM »

Is Dan Quayle dead or something? This is an awesome opportunity to be like "lol! and u thought I wuz bad at spelling!" And drown in all that twitter pussy while everyone fondly remembers Desert Storm not being so bad. What an idiot

Mandark · « **Reply #57311 on:** April 26, 2020, 05:02:16 PM »

Quote from: ExoYZA on April 26, 2020, 02:10:21 PM

Quote from: Stro on April 26, 2020, 01:48:48 PM
Bill Mitchell literally looks like a shit eating villain out of some 80s satire

Someone mentioned on twitter that Stefan Molyneux looks like he should be the villain in a straight to VHS Three Ninjas sequel and now looking at Bill Mitchell I'm convinced that's the aesthetic all wank dads go for.

Bill Mitchell in particular has some heavy Robert Patrick in Double Dragon energy.

I think Molyneux would be running some art smuggling ring that the kids accidentally stumble on.

Mitchell is the corrupt developer who's going to use eminent domain to take grandma's house and build a shopping mall until the kids expose him and foil the plan.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #57312 on:** April 26, 2020, 05:12:23 PM »

when did the russian thing turn into nothing?

it's in the whitehouse

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #57313 on:** April 26, 2020, 05:36:12 PM »

Quote from: Dickie Dee on April 26, 2020, 03:29:21 PM

Quote from: hhkcvaoitsso on April 26, 2020, 03:12:30 PM
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1254479607627231232

There isn't a Nobel prize for journalism?

Do *I* not understand sarcasm

It’s the Noble Prize, different thing.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #57314 on:** April 26, 2020, 05:58:16 PM »

Quote from: Stro on April 26, 2020, 01:48:48 PM

Bill Mitchell literally looks like a shit eating villain out of some 80s satire

He's the developer that wants to fill in the skate park with cement to build a strip a mall.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #57315 on:** April 26, 2020, 06:40:18 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on April 26, 2020, 05:58:16 PM

Quote from: Stro on April 26, 2020, 01:48:48 PM
Bill Mitchell literally looks like a shit eating villain out of some 80s satire

He's the developer that wants to fill in the skate park with cement to build a strip a mall.

He's the developer that wants mining rights to the local ski mountain

Nintex · « **Reply #57316 on:** April 26, 2020, 06:56:01 PM »

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1254544354603143168

Trump when he realizes everyone took what he said seriously and the GOP turned it into actual policies

Mandark · « **Reply #57317 on:** April 26, 2020, 06:57:55 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 26, 2020, 06:40:18 PM

Quote from: Great Rumbler on April 26, 2020, 05:58:16 PM
Quote from: Stro on April 26, 2020, 01:48:48 PM
Bill Mitchell literally looks like a shit eating villain out of some 80s satire

He's the developer that wants to fill in the skate park with cement to build a strip a mall.

He's the developer that wants mining rights to the local ski mountain

He finds out the protagonists' dog can speak, and is determined to capture it and put it on TV for his own profit while keeping it locked up in abusively bad conditions.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #57318 on:** April 26, 2020, 07:19:26 PM »

https://twitter.com/LHSummers/status/1188079883664154625

I looked through and I think every single emoticon is applicable here

Trurl · « **Reply #57319 on:** April 26, 2020, 07:52:50 PM »

Why would we have more antisemitism from Ford? He needs to expand on that thought.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #57320 on:** April 26, 2020, 07:54:15 PM »

Gotta say, it's amazing seeing even "serious" conservatives argue that the economy will be booming again in a few months, and that unemployment won't be high. GDP projections suggest we'll see growth in the quarter leading up to the election but...I doubt it. You don't go from 20% unemployment in April to <10% unemployment before fall. Especially not with the two states that drive our economy (NY and CA) crippled right now. Or with other states still struggling with this thing, and the potential for a second wave on the horizon.

Nintex · « **Reply #57321 on:** April 26, 2020, 07:59:10 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2020, 07:54:15 PM

Gotta say, it's amazing seeing even "serious" conservatives argue that the economy will be booming again in a few months, and that unemployment won't be high. GDP projections suggest we'll see growth in the quarter leading up to the election but...I doubt it. You don't go from 20% unemployment in April to <10% unemployment before fall. Especially not with the two states that drive our economy (NY and CA) crippled right now. Or with other states still struggling with this thing, and the potential for a second wave on the horizon.

They say this because they know that if they tell Trump everything he went through these past 3 years to 'make america great' was basically for nothing he drops out before election day.

Tripon · « **Reply #57322 on:** April 26, 2020, 10:03:30 PM »

Trent Dole · « **Reply #57323 on:** April 26, 2020, 11:59:39 PM »

Quote from: filler on April 26, 2020, 12:43:19 AM

https://twitter.com/absinthol/status/1254242795017117696

Nintex · « **Reply #57324 on:** April 27, 2020, 01:21:51 PM »

https://twitter.com/PressSec/status/1254821664967348224

Trump Direct confirmed

Tripon · « **Reply #57325 on:** April 27, 2020, 01:29:04 PM »

So Trump ending his daily press conferences lasted.... two days.

Nintex · « **Reply #57326 on:** April 27, 2020, 01:33:02 PM »

"Look CNN I was being sarcastic, we had to celebrate the birthday of my wife what a nasty question you are so dishonest"

team filler · « **Reply #57327 on:** April 27, 2020, 01:47:52 PM »

https://twitter.com/JonCampbellGAN/status/1254804558649401345

not voting bide, don't care what trump does. dems don't care either

Nintex · « **Reply #57328 on:** April 27, 2020, 01:55:54 PM »

Let fate decide, go to pornhub, click random.

If the bottom is
- Hispanic
- Black
Vote Joe

If the bottom is:
- Asian
- Russian
- White
Vote Donald

If the video is LGTBQ+ / furry
Vote Green

If the video is underage / hentai
Vote Libertarian

Tripon · « **Reply #57329 on:** April 27, 2020, 02:01:17 PM »

It fucks over the down ballot racrs. Basically guarantees incumbents another two years.

stufte · « **Reply #57330 on:** April 27, 2020, 02:26:23 PM »

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #57331 on:** April 27, 2020, 02:52:46 PM »

Quote from: hhkcvaoitsso on April 27, 2020, 01:17:52 PM

https://twitter.com/GovJVentura/status/1254783039642595330

Save us sexual Tyrannosaurus.

curly · « **Reply #57332 on:** April 27, 2020, 02:53:37 PM »

Sorry but Nevadans don't get citizenship in Greater California

Tripon · « **Reply #57333 on:** April 27, 2020, 02:58:48 PM »

AKA Mexico.

curly · « **Reply #57334 on:** April 27, 2020, 03:01:55 PM »

Quote from: hhkcvaoitsso on April 27, 2020, 02:59:58 PM

Where in California does curly even live? Because in my head, he's originally from Utah.

wow this is very hateful

team filler · « **Reply #57335 on:** April 27, 2020, 03:04:07 PM »

Quote from: Tripon on April 27, 2020, 02:58:48 PM

AKA Mexico.

(Image removed from quote.)

*aztlan

team filler · « **Reply #57336 on:** April 27, 2020, 03:05:21 PM »

team filler · « **Reply #57337 on:** April 27, 2020, 03:30:20 PM »

https://twitter.com/AdamSerwer/status/1254817655460167684

Tripon · « **Reply #57338 on:** April 27, 2020, 03:40:29 PM »

https://www.politico.com/states/california/story/2020/04/27/nevada-colorado-join-west-coast-reopening-alliance-9422717

Colorado joining the Western States thing as well.

Texas going WTF, and probably going to force Oklahoma to follow their lead instead.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #57339 on:** April 27, 2020, 04:01:22 PM »

Are we supposed to treat the allegations against Biden seriously when the same people dismiss allegations against trump? FOH

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #57340 on:** April 27, 2020, 04:07:53 PM »

I still can't believe the landslide that dems setup with biden and trump.

team filler · « **Reply #57341 on:** April 27, 2020, 04:07:59 PM »

Quote from: Brehvolution on April 27, 2020, 04:01:22 PM

Are we supposed to treat the allegations against Biden seriously when the same people dismiss allegations against trump? FOH

#bluemaga

Brehvolution · « **Reply #57342 on:** April 27, 2020, 04:19:42 PM »

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on April 27, 2020, 04:07:53 PM

I still can't believe the landslide that dems setup with biden and trump.

Good thing American deaths will stop at 60,000. We are almost there. Corona knows there is a hard stop @ 60k, right?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #57343 on:** April 27, 2020, 04:26:49 PM »

Quote from: Brehvolution on April 27, 2020, 04:19:42 PM

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on April 27, 2020, 04:07:53 PM
I still can't believe the landslide that dems setup with biden and trump.

Good thing American deaths will stop at 60,000. We are almost there. Corona knows there is a hard stop @ 60k, right?

Make Baskin-Robbins Great Again

Nintex · « **Reply #57344 on:** April 27, 2020, 04:51:46 PM »

Mr Trump what about the virus

What virus, have you seen the A L I E N S ?
Who's laughing at S P A C E F O R C E now?

Trent Dole · « **Reply #57345 on:** April 27, 2020, 05:14:26 PM »

Nothing is going to distract from a mishandled plague killing a shitton of people domestically but kudos for trying I guess.

Nintex · « **Reply #57346 on:** April 27, 2020, 05:15:27 PM »

Quote from: Trent Dole on April 27, 2020, 05:14:26 PM

Nothing is going to distract from a mishandled plague killing a shitton of people domestically but kudos for trying I guess.

Blowing up the Moon with a nuclear missile just might

stufte · « **Reply #57347 on:** April 27, 2020, 05:36:19 PM »

stufte · « **Reply #57348 on:** April 27, 2020, 05:48:48 PM »

fixed:

Nintex · « **Reply #57349 on:** April 27, 2020, 06:11:12 PM »

https://twitter.com/LouDobbs/status/1254888803334004737

Tripon · « **Reply #57350 on:** April 27, 2020, 07:03:40 PM »

https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1254877097039929347

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #57351 on:** April 27, 2020, 07:10:45 PM »

More bonkers than the ones the president is pushing?

team filler · « **Reply #57352 on:** April 27, 2020, 07:15:29 PM »

taking a job at the whitehouse

team filler · « **Reply #57353 on:** April 27, 2020, 07:29:13 PM »

Quote from: Esch on April 27, 2020, 07:20:24 PM

https://twitter.com/CNNPolitics/status/1254825916821377027

Everyone who read conspiracy theory on the internet..... Your time is now

well now we know they're not real

team filler · « **Reply #57354 on:** April 27, 2020, 07:34:07 PM »

El Babua · « **Reply #57355 on:** April 27, 2020, 07:41:19 PM »

Lmao at Shreirer being a Mandark-level coward

Edit: No, I will not move this post to the appropriate thread

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #57356 on:** April 27, 2020, 07:48:57 PM »

Quote from: hhkcvaoitsso on April 27, 2020, 07:28:53 PM

https://twitter.com/jimtankersley/status/1254903864702251008

I noticed this here pretty early from coworkers and on sports radio. Specifically, white men complaining that they couldn't play golf during the shutdown. It seemed like such a trivial thing to me initially but kept getting louder and louder, and then the astroturfing shit happened and the protests started. It's clear that there's a large group of people who sacrifice nothing yet view themselves as the true victims of this. Meanwhile black and brown (and yes, poor/working class whites too) are going to work daily facing this danger head on.

It was amazing to watch. "Stay home" morphed to "well actually, golf is perfect for social distancing..."
Dude. Stay home.

team filler · « **Reply #57357 on:** April 27, 2020, 07:51:40 PM »

https://twitter.com/LolOverruled/status/1254912917717356545

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #57358 on:** April 27, 2020, 07:54:23 PM »

The primary is over, the state is facing a pandemic that is ravaging the public...who fucking cares that you lost your "right" to see a Nate Cohn "I'm calling it, Biden 65%, Sanders 35%" tweet at 9PM tonight.

Nintex · « **Reply #57359 on:** April 27, 2020, 07:57:19 PM »

https://twitter.com/BernieSanders/status/1254845389355827204

Bernard only suspended not ended his campaign

News:

Author Topic: US Politics Thread |OT| SAD TRUMP (Read 6880337 times)