US Politics Thread |OT| SAD TRUMP

[benjipwns]

“I knew it. I knew this would happen to me,” [Hillary Clinton] said, now within a couple of inches of Mr. Mook’s ashen face. “They were never going to let me be president.”

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/Scaramucci/status/987683622533595136

Remember this subplot? 

[kingv]

“I knew it. I knew this would happen to me,” [Hillary Clinton] said, now within a couple of inches of Mr. Mook’s ashen face. “They were never going to let me be president.”

Nook: who, Hillary, who?!
Hillary: George Bush and them niccas.

[etiolate]

https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/987517082374897664


fuuuu

[Great Rumbler]

I know this is going to make me sound like a lunatic, but I don't want Trump to be judged by his long history of illegal actions, known or unknown to the public. There was enough of that during the election to disqualify any man. I want him to be judged for his actions in the present, as president, and whether those are illegal or not, ethical or not, presidential or not.

Okay, James Comey.

[zomgee]

https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/987517082374897664


fuuuu

Delicious discovery

[benjipwns]

“I knew it. I knew this would happen to me,” [Hillary Clinton] said, now within a couple of inches of Mr. Mook’s ashen face. “They were never going to let me be president.”

Nook: who, Hillary, who?!

Hillary: "you'll have to wait for my 2020 campaign memoir"

spoiler (click to show/hide)

"but i'll give you a hint, this racist white male Vermont Senator who shares a last name with the racist white male founder of Yum! Brands KFC did not vote for the 13th Amendment outlawing slavery nor did he move to impeach racist white male Roger Taney for the Dred Scott decision that declared African-Americans to not be people"

[close]

[benjipwns]

Morning Joe calls it: It’s becoming clear that Trump won’t run in 2020

But while the president and his team of misfit lawyers have reason to tread carefully under stormy legal skies, Republicans on Capitol Hill can relax. It’s becoming clear that Trump will not be running for president in 2020.

...

Which brings us to Nikki Haley, the U.S. ambassador to the United Nations. The former South Carolina governor announced last Sunday that the United States would impose additional sanctions against Russia and President Vladimir Putin. Haley’s declaration enraged Trump, despite the inconvenient fact she was only following White House policy and GOP talking points. Still, the president went behind his ambassador’s back to assure the Russians he would kill any future sanctions. Other White House officials played down Haley’s remarks, describing America’s representative at the United Nations as “confused.”

Haley’s response to the charge was as sharp as it was telling.

“With all due respect, I do not get confused.”

With those nine words, the ambassador declared that, unlike most other members of Trump’s Cabinet, she would not allow herself to be humiliated by a political day trader, whose fitful 15 minutes of fame will come to a close long before a new president takes the oath of office in 2021.

Still, another scenario came to mind this week: How wonderful would it be for our daughters to see this woman — this daughter of immigrants — take a debate stage to coldly cut the Donald down to size, revealing to the world once and for all that this bloated emperor has no clothes?

What a sight that would be.

Now before you start cracking jokes like you write for The Onion or Vox, consider this supporting evidence:

Bill Kristol
‏Verified account @BillKristol
 Apr 20

My piece in next week’s print issue: Reluctant Trump supporters and lukewarm Trump approvers may balk at four more years for Trump. The key date: Nov. 7, 2018, when the issue becomes a prospective choice, not a retrospective justification.

[Phoenix Dark]

https://twitter.com/bobcesca_go/status/987735998267318272

[jorma]

https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/987517082374897664


fuuuu

Wouldn't "counter-suing" imply that "we" are either the Trump campaign or Russia? 

[thehunter116]

https://twitter.com/radiogalaxy4/status/987769242299846663?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fs9e.github.io%2Fiframe%2Ftwitter.min.html%23987769242299846663

[etiolate]

https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/987517082374897664


fuuuu

Wouldn't "counter-suing" imply that "we" are either the Trump campaign or Russia? 

No. Wikileaks isn't a person. It's a we not an I.

[curly]

don't think you read that quite right, etoilet

[zomgee]

https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/987517082374897664


fuuuu

Wouldn't "counter-suing" imply that "we" are either the Trump campaign or Russia? 

No. Wikileaks isn't a person. It's a we not an I.

Wait, YOU'RE suing the Democrats?

[etiolate]

y b dumb

[Mandark]

DNC lawsuit sounds dumb but also I don't see Wikileaks doing something which would lead to legal discovery.

[Coitus]

https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/987517082374897664


fuuuu

Always smart to put in writing in public that you’re suing for “fun”.  Judges love that.

[thehunter116]

DNC lawsuit sounds dumb but also I don't see Wikileaks doing something which would lead to legal discovery.

i mean the parallels with Watergate continue.

DNC sued Nixon for the break in too.

[etiolate]

I think the DNC's suit is one they had going before and this is a renewal. It's a publicity move.

[curly]

https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/987517082374897664


fuuuu

Always smart to put in writing in public that you’re suing for “fun”.  Judges love that.

epic trolling

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/radiogalaxy4/status/987769242299846663?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fs9e.github.io%2Fiframe%2Ftwitter.min.html%23987769242299846663

According to the Saudi police a toy drone came close to the palace and they shot it down.

Why an exchange of fire and explosions were heard by locals is as of yet unknown. 

[thehunter116]

Dehumanizing Drone.

[kingv]

“I knew it. I knew this would happen to me,” [Hillary Clinton] said, now within a couple of inches of Mr. Mook’s ashen face. “They were never going to let me be president.”

Nook: who, Hillary, who?!

Hillary: "you'll have to wait for my 2020 campaign memoir"

spoiler (click to show/hide)

"but i'll give you a hint, this racist white male Vermont Senator who shares a last name with the racist white male founder of Yum! Brands KFC did not vote for the 13th Amendment outlawing slavery nor did he move to impeach racist white male Roger Taney for the Dred Scott decision that declared African-Americans to not be people"

[close]

Can we refer to him as YumGod?

YumGod is a racist piece of shit that probably thinks OJ did it.

[Nintex]

The Saudi royal medical plane just went up and left the capitol because really 't was just a drone.

[Mandark]

Cindi sighting.

[El Babua]

Also would enjoy her Kanye/Candace Owens takes right now

[jorma]

https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/987517082374897664


fuuuu

Wouldn't "counter-suing" imply that "we" are either the Trump campaign or Russia? 

No. Wikileaks isn't a person. It's a we not an I.

But neither are russia and the "trump campaign"? You make no sense.

What i meant is that if wikileaks aren't either one of those, they'd just be suing, not counter suing. I'm pretty sure everyone else got that, but then again they aren't as smart as you. 

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/987517082374897664


fuuuu

Wouldn't "counter-suing" imply that "we" are either the Trump campaign or Russia? 

No. Wikileaks isn't a person. It's a we not an I.

But neither are russia and the "trump campaign"? You make no sense.

What i meant is that if wikileaks aren't either one of those, they'd just be suing, not counter suing. I'm pretty sure everyone else got that, but then again they aren't as smart as you. 

Wikileaks, along with Julian Assange, are listed as defendents in the DNC's lawsuit, so there's no issue with them counter suing the DNC.

www.abajournal.com/images/main_images/DNCLawsuit.pdf

[recursivelyenumerable]

https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/987517082374897664


fuuuu

One-dimensional chess seems like it would be pretty frustrating, all the pieces except (maybe) knights would have no way to get out from behind the line of pawns and the pawns wouldn't even be able to capture. I guess you'd have to maybe start by spending a lot of time getting your pawns into a staggered formation so the knights could hop through the gaps.

[Nintex]

http://twitter.com/AJEnglish/status/988073721490497536

Al Jazeera asked some ResetEra members what they think about Donald Trump.

[curly]

they've got a point

[thehunter116]

I mean have we really seen a birth certificate that proves he was born a human? 

[Great Rumbler]

Sean Hannity apparently owns a ton of real estate:

Hannity’s chosen investment strategy is confirmed by thousands of pages of public records reviewed by the Guardian, which detail a real estate portfolio of remarkable scale that has not previously been reported.

The records link Hannity to a group of shell companies that spent at least $90m on more than 870 homes in seven states over the past decade. The properties range from luxurious mansions to rentals for low-income families. Hannity is the hidden owner behind some of the shell companies and his attorney did not dispute that he owns all of them.

Dozens of the properties were bought at a discount in 2013, after banks foreclosed on their previous owners for defaulting on mortgages. Before and after then, Hannity sharply criticised Barack Obama for the US foreclosure rate. In January 2016, Hannity said there were “millions more Americans suffering under this president” partly because of foreclosures.

Hannity, 56, also amassed part of his property collection with support from the US Department for Housing and Urban Development (Hud), a fact he did not disclose when praising Ben Carson, the Hud secretary, on his television show last year.

[Thirty-Ought-Six]

http://twitter.com/AJEnglish/status/988073721490497536

He's an Apostle. Take away his spray tan and combover:

[Oblivion]

[jorma]

https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/987517082374897664


fuuuu

Wouldn't "counter-suing" imply that "we" are either the Trump campaign or Russia? 

No. Wikileaks isn't a person. It's a we not an I.

But neither are russia and the "trump campaign"? You make no sense.

What i meant is that if wikileaks aren't either one of those, they'd just be suing, not counter suing. I'm pretty sure everyone else got that, but then again they aren't as smart as you. 

Wikileaks, along with Julian Assange, are listed as defendents in the DNC's lawsuit, so there's no issue with them counter suing the DNC.

www.abajournal.com/images/main_images/DNCLawsuit.pdf

ah ok!

[Great Rumbler]

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He should have known better than to walk into a bar full of commies:

https://twitter.com/timtakestime/status/988140581799985152

Also, lol at him running to Facebook to cry because some people hurt his feelings.

[kingv]

That was about as non-aggressive as possible.

One of the worst things about milo is how he keeps talking about his black husband and his status as a fekkit as a defense of his racism. It’s so incredibly transparent.

I will say I’ve never seen his husband nor him kissing a dude.

Also, notice the way he phrased “supported trump in 2016” is he signaling that he no longer support him? If so, LOL.

[Joe Molotov]

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Then he hugged John tight and said "Goodnight. FOREVER" as he closed the door, then unplugged the carbon monoxide detector. His birthday was tomorrow and I can't believe Hillary did this to him.

[CatsCatsCats]

I often just check to see if the title of this thread has changed as my barometer for how fucked up current news is

[HardcoreRetro]

I just realized Obama is the black Abraham Lincoln.

Someone that didn't actually care about black rights?

[kingv]

I just realized Obama is the black Abraham Lincoln.

 

You mean Candace Owens?! Lincoln freed their bodies but Candace freed their MINDS!!!111

[Great Rumbler]

I often just check to see if the title of this thread has changed as my barometer for how fucked up current news is

I was going to change the title to "Commie scumbags harassing gay interracial couple [colorized, 2018]" but unfortunately that won't fit on the subject line.

[Joe Molotov]

I often just check to see if the title of this thread has changed as my barometer for how fucked up current news is

I was going to change the title to "Commie scumbags harassing gay interracial couple [colorized, 2018]" but unfortunately that won't fit on the subject line.

I was going to change it to "CatsCatsCats indicted for obstruction of justice" but then I saw a funny meme in one of my Discord channels and forgot.

[Mandark]

Milo's fine. And actually, he's pretty funny. This is so embarrassing to watch.

okay benji

[studyguy]

What does Milo even really do now?

Post moody shit on facebook and show up to places to get yelled at?

[Madrun Badrun]

As someone that doesn't actually follow alt right people, what does Milo that makes him offensive?   

[Rufus]

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Milo_Yiannopoulos

[etiolate]

Milo is fun when he's off being a trashy troll. He doesn't get much pub now.

[Oblivion]

As someone that doesn't actually follow alt right people, what does Milo that makes him offensive?

Aside from being an all around horrible human being, he became the face of pro-Gamergate crowd despite calling gamers friendless, virgin losers before that shit kicked off. He was also responsible for running the black lady from the new Ghostbusters off twitter by sending his minions to troll her account, all of this under the guys of FREEZE PEACH/it's just a joke bro.

[thehunter116]

As someone that doesn't actually follow alt right people, what does Milo that makes him offensive?

He defended pedophiles and supports the alt-right/Nazis.

So yeah...

[Mandark]

As someone that doesn't actually follow alt right people, what does Milo that makes him offensive?

https://entertainment.theonion.com/marilyn-manson-now-going-door-to-door-trying-to-shock-p-1819565904

[Mandark]

okay benji

Actually, I did just get done watching this amazing clip of Buckley excoriating Norman Mailer.
https://youtu.be/O3vTu99Vpd8

A support group for victims of Gore Vidal.

[Nintex]

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He should have known better than to walk into a bar full of commies:

https://twitter.com/timtakestime/status/988140581799985152

Also, lol at him running to Facebook to cry because some people hurt his feelings.

Wow before we had to defeat the Nazi's by mobilizing the worlds greatest military and sacrificing up to 12 million soviet peasants.

Apparently talking to Nazi's does work. 

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

[benjipwns]

Milo's fine. And actually, he's pretty funny. This is so embarrassing to watch.

okay benji

i think i'm actually offended

[studyguy]

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He should have known better than to walk into a bar full of commies:

https://twitter.com/timtakestime/status/988140581799985152

Also, lol at him running to Facebook to cry because some people hurt his feelings.

Wow before we had to defeat the Nazi's by mobilizing the worlds greatest military and sacrificing up to 12 million soviet peasants.

Apparently talking to Nazi's does work. 

If only someone had shouted Hitler out of das ärby's

[studyguy]

https://twitter.com/steveholland1/status/988532995656122368

Most amount of physical labor this dude probably has done in a minute.

[benjipwns]

gold shovels

[studyguy]

oh god they are gold