US Politics Thread |OT| SAD TRUMP

[benjipwns]

I honestly forgot about Bolton.

[benjipwns]

a helpful PowerPoint slide for the Border Patrol gotten through FOIA dump:

[benjipwns]

Agent T should keep his Woody in his pants quite frankly.

[CatsCatsCats]

[benjipwns]

Why would you wait for it rather than ramping up the lieberal agenda?

[benjipwns]

i just wish we'd all just agree with my headcannon that Q looks exactly like John de Lancie and he's been banished here to live as a human for a thousand years and this is one of his games

[team filler]

[Joe Molotov]

i just wish we'd all just agree with my headcannon that Q looks exactly like John de Lancie and he's been banished here to live as a human for a thousand years and this is one of his games

Wait for it.........................................you pathetic snobby ass.

[kingv]

Sounds like Bolton's rolling back the Syria withdrawal.

I wanted to predict this would happen, like the North Korea non-deal, but I wussed out cause it's something that can be done unilaterally and maybe after a while Trump would get fed up with being told "later" and just barrel ahead like he did with the tariffs. Oh well. Might flip back anyways.

Still kind of surprises me how Trump is only treat as “sort of” President. Like all of his orders are just recommendations.

[agrajag]

Sounds like Bolton's rolling back the Syria withdrawal.

I wanted to predict this would happen, like the North Korea non-deal, but I wussed out cause it's something that can be done unilaterally and maybe after a while Trump would get fed up with being told "later" and just barrel ahead like he did with the tariffs. Oh well. Might flip back anyways.

Still kind of surprises me how Trump is only treat as “sort of” President. Like all of his orders are just recommendations.

that's because he has no idea how the executive branch works logistically and the proper channels to go through to give commands. All he knows how to do is make vague demands on Twitter and his admin then decides how to interpret and/or slow roll them.

[Joe Molotov]

Sounds like Bolton's rolling back the Syria withdrawal.

I wanted to predict this would happen, like the North Korea non-deal, but I wussed out cause it's something that can be done unilaterally and maybe after a while Trump would get fed up with being told "later" and just barrel ahead like he did with the tariffs. Oh well. Might flip back anyways.

Still kind of surprises me how Trump is only treat as “sort of” President. Like all of his orders are just recommendations.

that's because he has no idea how the executive branch works logistically and the proper channels to go through to give commands. All he knows how to do is make vague demands on Twitter and his admin then decides how to interpret and/or slow roll them.

Most presidents, especially if they were less experienced, would want a team of advisors and elder statesmen to help them navigate the choppy political waters, but instead Trump put together a group of people that actively hate him and publicly admit to undermining him at every available opportunity. Team of Rivals

[Propagandhim]

some guy in my dota game 

[Nintex]

Broke: CNN as a source
Woke: Fox News as a source
Bespoke: Twitter as a source

Galaxy brain: Video game chat as a source

With that said, they were the first to know about the Libyan embassy attack.

[james]

Kirblar is my source

[Nintex]

Here's hoping that during tonights Trump Direct he'll turn the crazy up to 11 and starts talking about Qanon. 

[Great Rumbler]

Broke: CNN as a source
Woke: Fox News as a source
Bespoke: Twitter as a source

Galaxy brain: Video game chat as a source

With that said, they were the first to know about the Libyan embassy attack.

True-Awakened Universe Brain: The Bore as a source

[BIONIC]

Kirblar is my source

Smart choice. He can read the news faster than it can be spoken 

[Nintex]

Anyhow,

Trump is having lunch with all the big TV anchors plus he's getting air time on all channels.
After his speech the Democrats have asked for (and have been granted) equal time to speak.

It'll be Schumer and Pelosi delivering the rebuttal.

His aides don't expect Trump to call for a national emergency but they can't be sure because they've only seen a draft and he's writing this speech by himself.
 

[FStop7]

Can we ban talk of AOC for a week.

Oh please. "Rape rape" Whoopi couldn't eviscerate a thanksgiving turkey if you gave her a sharp knife and instructions

[james]

Maybe its time Trump takes it up a notch?

Fund my wall or the nukes get launched.

Cant say no to that

[nachobro]

Maybe its time Trump takes it up a notch?

Fund my wall or the nukes get launched.

Cant say no to that

trump the master

[Nintex]

So AOC is another case of inexperienced outsider shows up to upend party establishment
 


ONLY THE BEST PEOPLE
https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1082709718697684997

[I'm a Puppy!]

I think the AOC thing is that there's now a democrat that acts like a republican and doesn't take shit and everyone is like "Wait! Dems are supposed to not have spines! What's this?!!"

[Nintex]

I think the AOC thing is that there's now a democrat that acts like a republican and doesn't take shit and everyone is like "Wait! Dems are supposed to not have spines! What's this?!!"

Nah it's just the same group of people that burned Bernie.
They want to be be on the good side and virtue signal but they don't want to lose their money and power.

The biggest argument against AOC's plans: "How are you going to pay for all this?"
Remember all those people on TV are being paid tons to act like they're shocked every day.

If Warren or Sanders makes it through the primary with a socialist platform and a 70% tax you'll see some really strange voting patterns.
Already they're hitting AOC left and right with: "You have no experience, you don't know anything" which wasn't a problem until she said: "70% tax".

[Joe Molotov]

The biggest argument against AOC's plans: "How are you going to pay for all this?"
Remember all those people on TV are being paid tons to act like they're shocked every day.

Thankfully Trump has now shown us the way. President AOC can just declare healthcare to be a state of emergency, then we all get free healthcare.

[james]

Another example of how fucking useless Obama was.

If he really wanted a progressive agenda, all he had to do was declare it.

Spineless bitch.

[Nintex]

The biggest argument against AOC's plans: "How are you going to pay for all this?"
Remember all those people on TV are being paid tons to act like they're shocked every day.

Thankfully Trump has now shown us the way. President AOC can just declare healthcare to be a state of emergency, then we all get free healthcare.

Psst want to win 50 states. Just have Mexico pay for healthcare 

[james]

Nancy and Chuck should completely ignore the wall and spend 10 minutes going HAM on collusion.

Manfort was caught red handed giving Trump internal poll data to Russia agents.

COLLUSION CONFIRMED

 

[agrajag]

I heard some rumblings about conversations of Don Jr. colluding with the head of Russian central bank wiretapped by Spanish LEO and passed to the FBI and rumors of Jr. telling his friends that he is preparing for an indictment. Take with a salt suppository.

[james]

I have some rumblings for you right here

 

[Nintex]

Nancy and Chuck should completely ignore the wall and spend 10 minutes going HAM on collusion.

Manfort was caught red handed giving Trump internal poll data to Russia agents.

COLLUSION CONFIRMED

 

LOL I wonder what the context was.

"Paul, Mr Putin is wondering if Donald Trump has any chance of winning?  "
"LMAO I'm only in this for the money friend, we're like polling so bad right now, here I'll send you some data  "
"LOL your boy is toast Paul what are the plans?  "
"Plans? What are you talking about? We are here to sell hats and make some money and get the fuck out. Worst idea the man has ever had  "

I heard some rumblings about conversations of Don Jr. colluding with the head of Russian central bank wiretapped by Spanish LEO and passed to the FBI and rumors of Jr. telling his friends that he is preparing for an indictment. Take with a salt suppository.

Don Jr.: "Hi"
Bank: "Hello, how can I help you"
Don Jr.:"I'm looking to make a deposit on behalf of my dad Donald J. Trump"
Bank: "What sort of deposit?"
Don Jr. : "Well you know he's running for President and your President offered to help us but I don't know where to send the money"
Don Jr. :  "Dad doesn't really want to pay so uncle Paul asked me to send the cash instead otherwise your President will get mad and accidents happen. And me and my brother don't want anyone to get hurt right Eric?"
Bank: "I'll connect you to my supervisor"
*Soviet Anthem plays*
?? : "Who is this?"
Don Jr. : "This is the son of Donald J. Trump"
?? : "Donny you fucking idiot, are you on a secure line?"
Don Jr. : "Yes I'm using my dads Android"
?? : "You fucking idiot, hang up the phone right now and find yourself a burner"
Don Jr. : "But mister, I want to send you the money so no one gets burned or otherwise hurt"

[agrajag]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/trumps-son-concerned-wiretaps-show-trump-jr-met-putin-ally-231215529.html

there ya go

[Nintex]

Torshin continued to travel frequently to the United States and even showed up as part of a Russian delegation in February 2017 to the National Prayer Breakfast, where he was at one point scheduled to meet with President Trump.

"Sure I will just meet with the Russian money launderer during the second month of my presidency. Very cool, very legal."

 

Would be best if some Russian called Donald during his speech and he accidently puts it on speaker 

[Mandark]

How the fuck do we allow this shit to keep happening

can't tell if you mean trump or nintex

[CatsCatsCats]

Cute taco girl.gif

[agrajag]

How the fuck do we allow this shit to keep happening

can't tell if you mean trump or nintex

ban Trump, leper Nintex, icon Bob Avakian

[Nintex]

icon Nintex   

[TakingBackSunday]

shut up

[Nintex]

how do you even make a deposit over the phone

He's calling the Russian bank to figure out who to send the money to. 

[TVC15]

So are we in a national emergency or not? I need to know if it's legal for me to blast apart my perceived enemies with a shotgun yet.

[TVC15]

I have a meeting at 7am. I need to get started early tonight if I'm going to maga.

[benjipwns]

We're already in 31 national emergencies, I think we have to hit level 50 before those missions open up.

[benjipwns]

lol I looked to see when it was and on FOX the chryon just said "Trump Address: SOON"

[benjipwns]

it's becoming a family affair

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/gavin-mcinnes-emily-mcinnes-neighbors-over-anti-hate-signs_us_5c34c117e4b05d4e96bcc88d?ec_carp=2979636332839559557

But on Monday night, that simmering local feud began to boil over. The McInneses joined a private online discussion about the squabble, held by the Larchmont community on the social media app Nextdoor, in an apparent attempt to clear the air with their neighbors.

Emily McInnes wrote in another post, “I assure you as a Native American woman raised with a full-blood mother and a longtime liberal, my heart is full and open to all.”

Before Monday night, neighbors said they had given Emily McInnes the benefit of the doubt, considering her someone caught in the middle of drama her husband created with the community. But HuffPost has reviewed evidence that she has intimidated and harassed several neighbors in response to their anti-hate signs, threatening legal action or accusing them in private messages of coming after her family. On multiple occasions, the recipients notified police, HuffPost confirmed. The individuals who shared the details of those legal threats did so on condition of anonymity out of fear for their safety.

Publicly, Emily McInnes has struck a more measured tone, appealing to her neighbors by claiming victimhood or deflecting for her husband and the Proud Boys. She claimed on Monday night that her family was suing the Southern Poverty Law Center and “several publications” for defamation, apparently over the SPLC’s designation of the Proud Boys as a hate group.

“Gavin founded a beer drinking club that was fond of Animal House and humor,” she wrote on Nextdoor, echoing a falsehood about the group that he has long maintained. “He NEVER led a hate group ... Again, why not ask us questions? We will meet or talk any time. And PLEASE from the bottom of my heart let my sweet kind-hearted children have some peace.”

There is no indication that the McInnes kids have faced anything but peace amid the neighborhood drama. In a phone call on Tuesday, Emily McInnes told HuffPost that the legal threats were offhanded.

“I’ve said, ‘Please call me. I dare you.’ That was as threatening as I got,” she said. She added that the individuals who came to HuffPost alleging threats are “entitled to their opinion.”

“I’m so encouraged by so many of our neighbors who want to talk to us rather than protest us,” she said.

[TVC15]

Woah, does Rachel Maddow usually show this much cleavage or is it because it's a special occasion?

[benjipwns]

Despite being a contemporary of Mr. Trump’s, however, Mr. Bolton is not a member of his inner circle. He does not have the same relationship with Mr. Trump that he had with Mr. Bush. Sometimes, with aides, the president refers to him as “Mike Bolton.”

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[Tripon]

https://www.politico.com/story/2019/01/08/usda-funds-february-snap-benefits-1069641

Trump administration officials said Tuesday that the Agriculture Department will be able to pay out food stamp benefits for the entire month of February — tamping down fears that the partial government shutdown could have resulted in rationing or halting of benefits.

The assurance that the food stamp program, which serves nearly 39 million people, would be on secure financial footing for February marked another major reversal from the administration in the ongoing shutdown fight.

Shouldn't you figure this out before a shutdown starts?

[El Babua]

Now all he has to do is print a trillion dollar coin and pwn fiscal conservatism forever.

[agrajag]

So this thing was just for him to stroke his ego and hear himself yal? 

[agrajag]

dude's sniffling like crazy, must've snorted some adderall to wake himself up

[benjipwns]

lowered expectations and all but wasn't too bad, especially if Schumer is the one responding, Trump was being pretty coherent and measured for a change, got in and got out

 

[benjipwns]

where's this Maddow cleavage, TVC is spreading fake news

[james]

Yaaaaas Abuela Nancy take my energy

[benjipwns]

is Schumer trying to stare into my soul?

[agrajag]

Trump fearmongers with b.s. for 15 minutes

benjipwns: "wasn't too bad"

[TVC15]

Does Trump usually look and sound that bad these days? This is the first time I've seen him in a while.

[Rufus]

Benji's blunted by countless deep dives into comment sections.

[james]

Fuck off to Israel Chuck

Retire bitch

[james]

GIVE US BERNIE

GIVE US BERNIE

GIVE US BERNIE

[benjipwns]

Trump fearmongers with b.s. for 15 minutes

it was a speech from the oval office breh