US Politics Thread |OT| SAD TRUMP

[Nintex]

The great thing about Trump's presidency is that it shows, for better or worse, that countries don't need great people in charge to be functional.

But imagine if we actually had great people who cared.

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It's kinda hilarious that the President of the United States is a Twitter troll moving from one gig to the next high as a kite in between golf weekends and fast food binges.
And the press corp must be used to so many addicts by now that they don't even notice it anymore.

[Rufus]

What we need for that are Star Trek's replicators.

So we could replicate Hillary.

Better yet. Teleporter accident. Say hello to Clintrump.

[james]

 

Bond yields have inverted

Recession confirmed

If you're not all in on canned goods and cash it may be too late

[Brehvolution]

When the coroner got back from the restroom, he found that epstein had already cremated himself.

[Joe Molotov]

 

[Boogie]

The great thing about Trump's presidency is that it shows, for better or worse, that countries don't need great people in charge to be functional.

But imagine if we actually had great people who cared.

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It's kinda hilarious that—

No.

[Tasty]

https://twitter.com/davidfrum/status/1161596662164230144

[james]

DOW under 26k again.

Again.


Again.



Again.

[Nintex]

Don't worry James.

The President is ready and awake to watch Fox Business and fire off some savage Tweets to calm the markets.

[FStop7]

Hoarsey boy exposed. 

https://twitter.com/jackallisonlol/status/1161621374105874432

[agrajag]

Brian Williams saying "political website horse whisperer" is some fucking boomer shit

[Joe Molotov]

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/trump-blagojevich-details-case-commutation

The White House has been working for several months to prepare for President Trump to commute the disgraced ex-governor’s sentence, of which he has already served seven years. The move was spurred on by Trump son-in-law and senior adviser Jared Kushner, who reportedly thought it would throw a bone to Democrats.

lmao, Jared is dumb af if he thinks Dems will accept Blago’s commuted sentence as some kind of peace offering. That fucker can rot in jail.

[james]

Kushner is so fucking stupid he makes Trump Jr look smart

[Cauliflower Of Love]

He should know that dems are the least loyal people just look at the disgraced longlife democrat trump.

[Joe Molotov]

Kushner is so fucking stupid he makes Trump Jr look smart

On the other hand, someone that can spend months trying to do something pointless and dumb and still not be able to do it sounds like the perfect resume for the person in charge of brokering peace in the Middle East.

[james]

Dow tanks 800 points in worst day of 2019 after bond market sends recession warning


https://www.cnbc.com/2019/08/14/stock-markets-wall-street-in-focus-amid-earnings-economic-data.html

[agrajag]

https://twitter.com/iancanwrite/status/1161669804522168323

[Tasty]

Dow tanks 800 points in worst day of 2019 after bond market sends recession warning


https://www.cnbc.com/2019/08/14/stock-markets-wall-street-in-focus-amid-earnings-economic-data.html

Thanks, Nintex.

[VomKriege]

https://twitter.com/iancanwrite/status/1161669804522168323

https://twitter.com/WildSoCali/status/1161704574115147778

WildSoCali
@WildSoCali
RIVER RAT! I block Russians and magats. Trump is the enemy of the United States Constitution. #Patriot #Nike #TuckFrump #DeportTheRussianNoodieModel

[agrajag]

https://twitter.com/AndrewYang/status/1161668764888371206

[thisismyusername]

https://twitter.com/iancanwrite/status/1161669804522168323

https://twitter.com/WildSoCali/status/1161704574115147778

WildSoCali
@WildSoCali
RIVER RAT! I block Russians and magats. Trump is the enemy of the United States Constitution. #Patriot #Nike #TuckFrump #DeportTheRussianNoodieModel

You can say #FuckTrump @WildSoCali, your mom isn't alive to berate you about it!

[agrajag]

[ToxicAdam]

I live in a world where the stars of The Apprentice and Fear Factor are major players in the political landscape of 2020.

 

[Nintex]

Rogan would be a godlike debate moderator. He successfully moderated a conversation between Alex Jones and Eddie Bravo and did an improv comedy table with Doug Stanhope, Bill Burr and about 4 to 6 other comedians during election night in 2016.
Asking softball questions to a bunch of sober politicians is nothing in comparison.

[Nintex]

I live in a world where the stars of The Apprentice and Fear Factor are major players in the political landscape of 2020.

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That was a great episode. Much better than the boring Bernie Sanders episode.


Come on Trump. Take control of the FED. Play the game breh
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1161719409804808193

[EchoRin]

Remember that time he confused the Washington Times with the New York Times? Mandark remembers.

Nope, but I do remember him thinking it was the Washington Post. And something about it should be sued to hell and back.

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=44608.msg2508238#msg2508238

Reply #27103

Edited now, but you can see the response below it.

[Propagandhim]

https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1161714938487947264

[Tasty]

TIMU's avatar is still killing me

[Nintex]

The source of that Twitter clip

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I live in a world where the stars of The Apprentice and Fear Factor are major players in the political landscape of 2020.

(Image removed from quote.)

That was a great episode. Much better than the boring Bernie Sanders episode.


Come on Trump. Take control of the FED. Play the game breh
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1161719409804808193

Jerome Hayden "Jay" Powell is the 16th and current Chair of the Federal Reserve, serving in that office since February 2018. He was nominated to the Fed Chair position by President Donald Trump,

Yup.

[Ghoul]

[Nintex]

The post is running the same story with a law enforcement source who confirmed it.
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1161767696545079303

They also found the artist but have not been able to contact him yet.

“It was hanging up there prominently — as soon as you walked in — in a room to the right... Everybody who saw it laughed and smirked.”


WHAT IS THIS TIMELINE 

[team filler]

and they say the left can't meme

[stufte]

https://www.saatchiart.com/account/profile/488702

[Nintex]

Dolls of prince Andrew and paintings of Bill Clinton in drag.

These billionaire elite are even more degenerate than we think.

[team filler]

lemonparty was just boneless epstein, clinton and prince andrew 

[team filler]

 

[james]

OSTK

OVERSTOCK.COM

15.97

USD

-4.61-22.40%

Overstock.com Inc. shares fell for a third day Wednesday as investors reacted to statements by Chief Executive Officer Patrick Byrne that he was a part of federal investigations related to the 2016 election.

The e-commerce company has lost a third of its value in the two days since releasing a statement by Byrne titled “Overstock.com CEO Comments on Deep State” and referring to federal investigators as “the Men in Black.” The stock fell another 23% on Wednesday, bringing its slide to 36% since Monday, the biggest two-day slump in more than 11 years.

Byrne’s statement addressed stories published on a little-known news website and referenced investigations relating to the Clintons and Russian interference in the U.S. elections, political espionage and the rule of law.

“I will speak no more on the subject,” Byrne wrote in the statement. “Instead, having lived in places lacking Rule of Law and having witnessed the consequences of its absence, I plan on sitting back and watching the United States Department of Justice re-establish Rule of Law in our country.”

[Tasty]

 

The future is now old man

[thisismyusername]

These billionaire elite are even more degenerate than we think.

Doesn't have to be Billionaires, just rich-er folks.

[thisismyusername]

TIMU's avatar is still killing me

It was for Glenn (#SBUH), mostly, and the Hillary criers during the early years. I really need to update it, but I'm trying to wait for the primary season to be over. It's definitely long in tooth with this election cycle starting.

[agrajag]

the path for President Delaney just got clearer

[Tripon]

the path for President Delaney just got clearer

I don't get Delaney running. He doesn't have a higher state office to run for, he's unlikely to get picked for a cabinet position, if anything, the more people know of him, the more dislike people develop for him. He has already spent millions of his own dollars. Somebody tell me what I'm missing here.

[Ghoul]

Clinton in the cell with the blue dress

[chronovore]

An autopsy found that financier Jeffrey Epstein sustained multiple breaks in his neck bones, according to two people familiar with the findings, deepening the mystery about the circumstances around his death.

Among the bones broken in Epstein’s neck was the hyoid bone, which in men is near the Adam’s apple. Such breaks can occur in those who hang themselves, particularly if they are older, according to forensics experts and studies on the subject. But they are more common in victims of homicide by strangulation, the experts said.

 

Usually when there's a quote, one includes a source.
 

[agrajag]

here you go filler

https://twitter.com/cuteneolib/status/1161475887348559872

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/yankees0606/status/1161871819923742720

[The Sceneman]

Norm McDonald is a prophet

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/Partisangirl/status/1161875480636583936

https://twitter.com/Partisangirl/status/1161879418861576192

[Ghoul]

just watched the video, what a mess that was.

[Nintex]

Norm McDonald is a prophet

- George Bush is a not a crook and a liar
- Bill Cosby has no accusations against him
- Bill Clinton is not a murderer

 

[The Sceneman]

the year 2000 baybee. The clip has aged incredibly

[ToxicAdam]

An autopsy found that financier Jeffrey Epstein sustained multiple breaks in his neck bones, according to two people familiar with the findings, deepening the mystery about the circumstances around his death.

Among the bones broken in Epstein’s neck was the hyoid bone, which in men is near the Adam’s apple. Such breaks can occur in those who hang themselves, particularly if they are older, according to forensics experts and studies on the subject. But they are more common in victims of homicide by strangulation, the experts said.

 

Usually when there's a quote, one includes a source.
 

It's Wapo

If Epstein were killed via strangulation, then he'd have DNA under his fingernails. You don't get choked out and not try to injure the person taking your life.

[kingv]

That Hoarse Whisperer dude on twitter looks like a cappucino that you just started to stir.

[thisismyusername]

Horse Whisperer is a shit person that I blocked on Twitter ages ago. I didn't even realize until you guys posted him, so I forget what shit hot-take he did that made me go "oh no baby, no" at him, but...

For such a Horse Whisperer, I hope he gets Mr. Hans sometime in his future.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

the path for President Delaney just got clearer

I don't get Delaney running. He doesn't have a higher state office to run for, he's unlikely to get picked for a cabinet position, if anything, the more people know of him, the more dislike people develop for him. He has already spent millions of his own dollars. Somebody tell me what I'm missing here.

It's pretty obvious why, ask warren, and "his own money" lol.

[agrajag]

That Hoarse Whisperer dude on twitter looks like a cappucino that you just started to stir.

he looks like sloth from the the goonies

[Brehvolution]

https://lawandcrime.com/trump/trump-admin-exempts-bibles-from-chinese-tariffs-after-murdochs-publishing-co-warns-of-bible-tax/

A spokesperson for the USTR confirmed Wednesday that “Bibles and other religious literature are among the items removed from the tariff list and will not face additional tariffs of 10 percent,” according to a report from Christianity Today.

Zondervan Books and Thomas Nelson Publishers, the country’s two largest producers of Bibles, are both owned by parent company HarperCollins which had previously warned the administration that a continued trade war with China would amount to a “Bible tax.” HarperCollins is in turn owned by Rupert Murdoch‘s News Corp. 

Together, Zondervan and Thomas Nelson share nearly 40-percent of the American Bible market but incur close to 75 percent of their manufacturing expenses in China.

“We believe the Administration was unaware of the potential negative impact these proposed tariffs would have on the publishing industry generally, and that it never intended to impose a ‘Bible Tax’ on consumers and religious organizations,” said president of HarperCollins Christian Publishing Mark Schoenwald in a written statement to the Washington Post last month.

However, if printed books, including Bibles are not removed from the fourth list of products from China to be subject to tariffs and the tariffs go into effect, publishers will reduce investment in their businesses, consumers and religious organizations will face higher prices, and churches, schools, ministries, and nonprofit organizations will have fewer resources to educate others and connect them with the Holy Bible,” Schoenwald said.

gemini bowie • 11 hours ago

In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth; everything else is made in China - even his buy-bull.

[Ghoul]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SiylvmFI_8

[Madrun Badrun]

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/08/13/nyregion/jeffrey-epstein-jail-officers.html

2 Guards Slept Through Checks and Falsified Records