Author Topic: US Politics Thread |OT| SAD TRUMP (Read 6913480 times)

Nintex · « **Reply #39840 on:** August 20, 2019, 03:01:32 PM »

Biden: "I'm a big fan of tennis ball. Always have been. I mean, just give me that racket and I will hit that ball harder than any black quarterback could"

team filler · « **Reply #39841 on:** August 20, 2019, 03:10:59 PM »

team filler · « **Reply #39842 on:** August 20, 2019, 03:26:37 PM »

https://twitter.com/politico/status/1163476975048114178

Tasty · « **Reply #39843 on:** August 20, 2019, 03:31:22 PM »

Speaking of Austin Powers, it's fitting that Gringrich is stealing a plan from Dr. Evil's playbook.

nachobro · « **Reply #39844 on:** August 20, 2019, 04:02:00 PM »

damn he's really planning to escape extra far away after he offs the current wife

agrajag · « **Reply #39845 on:** August 20, 2019, 04:42:45 PM »

https://twitter.com/CA_for_Warren/status/1163858275009327104

benjipwns · « **Reply #39846 on:** August 20, 2019, 04:43:20 PM »

Nintex · « **Reply #39847 on:** August 20, 2019, 04:57:10 PM »

The Tucker bot has received upgrades.

agrajag · « **Reply #39848 on:** August 20, 2019, 05:25:32 PM »

So within a span of two days Biden's wife made a video saying that even though Biden's plans may suck, you should still vote for him and also his brain surgeon assured everyone that Biden does not, in fact, suffer from brain damage.

benjipwns · « **Reply #39849 on:** August 20, 2019, 05:28:44 PM »

Beto relaunch is going well in Nevada:

benjipwns · « **Reply #39850 on:** August 20, 2019, 05:32:26 PM »

Castro made it into the third debate, making for ten candidates. Steyer only needs one more poll and Tulsi needs two more before the 28th. I don't think anyone else is going to make it. Marianne and Inslee have the donors but no polls, Gillibrand needs 20,000 more donors and three more polls. Everyone else needs both.

If they do get to twelve, I'd maybe consider splitting it once last time, six and six would give everybody more time even if it would still avoid MATCHUPS the media wants.

curly · « **Reply #39851 on:** August 20, 2019, 06:11:18 PM »

https://twitter.com/mviser/status/1163927536767852544

that's gonna be a yikes from me dawg

Nintex · « **Reply #39852 on:** August 20, 2019, 06:17:44 PM »

Soon we can play who said it with Donald Trump and Joe Biden

Quote

And I'm drawing as big of crowds -- bigger than anybody. Have you seen anybody draw bigger crowds than me here in this state?”

Trump? No it was Biden. Really? Damn.

Nintex · « **Reply #39853 on:** August 20, 2019, 06:31:54 PM »

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1163895932116754433

Trump explains a conflict.

Boredfrom · « **Reply #39854 on:** August 20, 2019, 06:46:40 PM »

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/458135-trump-jews-that-vote-democrat-show-lack-of-knowledge-or-great

He just killed his argument for bitching about The Squad.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #39855 on:** August 20, 2019, 07:21:04 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #39856 on:** August 20, 2019, 07:30:27 PM »

Quote from: agrajag on August 20, 2019, 04:42:45 PM

https://twitter.com/CA_for_Warren/status/1163858275009327104

team filler · « **Reply #39857 on:** August 20, 2019, 07:32:22 PM »

she cloned herself just like she cloned bern dawg's policies

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #39858 on:** August 20, 2019, 07:36:52 PM »

Quote from: filler on August 20, 2019, 07:32:22 PM

she cloned herself just like she cloned bern dawg's policies

"Bernie Sanders" and "policy"

agrajag · « **Reply #39859 on:** August 20, 2019, 07:50:40 PM »

Quote from: Boredfrom on August 20, 2019, 06:46:40 PM

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/458135-trump-jews-that-vote-democrat-show-lack-of-knowledge-or-great

He just killed his argument for bitching about The Squad.

Republicans who clutched pearls over Ilhan's dual loyalty comment:

Mandark · « **Reply #39860 on:** August 20, 2019, 08:19:54 PM »

p shocked that all these racist white dudes yelling at a muslim woman weren't actually concerned about antisemitism

agrajag · « **Reply #39861 on:** August 20, 2019, 08:20:05 PM »

Quote from: agrajag on August 20, 2019, 05:25:32 PM

So within a span of two days Biden's wife made a video saying that even though Biden's plans may suck, you should still vote for him and also his brain surgeon assured everyone that Biden does not, in fact, suffer from brain damage.

https://twitter.com/hamiltonnolan/status/1163942926050832385

team filler · « **Reply #39862 on:** August 20, 2019, 08:23:34 PM »

kingv · « **Reply #39863 on:** August 20, 2019, 08:55:21 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on August 20, 2019, 12:22:37 PM

The tale of two campaigns
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1163846905920491520

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1163838736213393408

Bernie crushed that ball about ten times harder than I would have thought he could.

He is like one of the most unathletic looking people alive.

kingv · « **Reply #39864 on:** August 20, 2019, 08:56:51 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on August 19, 2019, 11:41:39 PM

he's the guy who said that transwomen should be have the right to have abortions in the first debate

Sure, you’re a libertarian that doesn’t believe in abortion rights.

Typical.

kingv · « **Reply #39865 on:** August 20, 2019, 08:57:56 PM »

Quote from: agrajag on August 20, 2019, 07:50:40 PM

Quote from: Boredfrom on August 20, 2019, 06:46:40 PM
https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/458135-trump-jews-that-vote-democrat-show-lack-of-knowledge-or-great

He just killed his argument for bitching about The Squad.

Republicans who clutched pearls over Ilhan's dual loyalty comment:

The thing about trump. He always overplays his hand. Always.

Like he really overthinks how much Democratic voters care about Israel.

team filler · « **Reply #39866 on:** August 20, 2019, 09:33:26 PM »

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #39867 on:** August 20, 2019, 09:38:26 PM »

Quote from: filler on August 20, 2019, 08:23:34 PM

Queen not afraid to stick her neck out,

that long long neck.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #39868 on:** August 20, 2019, 09:41:23 PM »

Trump has a knack for pulling back the veil and presenting right wing ideals in their most pure, honest form. Evangelical, right wing positions on Israel are about as anti-Semitic and ugly as you can get. Jews are just pawns for Evangelicals in an apocalyptic endgame prophesy. But they can't come out and say that so every 2-4 years we hear about who is really a "friend of Israel" and who isn't. Trump has no time for subtlety and of course loves to present his pawns for all to see, in blatant political fashion.

Same thing with how he talks about black people/issues. It boils down to "black people want to be given things" so he frees a black man here or there as if that's going to buy him some votes.

Tasty · « **Reply #39869 on:** August 20, 2019, 09:48:55 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 20, 2019, 09:41:23 PM

Trump has a knack for pulling back the veil and presenting right wing ideals in their most pure, honest form. Evangelical, right wing positions on Israel are about as anti-Semitic and ugly as you can get. Jews are just pawns for Evangelicals in an apocalyptic endgame prophesy. But they can't come out and say that so every 2-4 years we hear about who is really a "friend of Israel" and who isn't. Trump has no time for subtlety and of course loves to present his pawns for all to see, in blatant political fashion.

Same thing with how he talks about black people/issues. It boils down to "black people want to be given things" so he frees a black man here or there as if that's going to buy him some votes.

Hmm, I'm not sure the evangelicals are hiding that, nor does Israel really care what the reasons are. And hey, religious dogma is certainly more dependable and consistent than say, the whims of at-best eight-year administrations. Ask Iran how the US treats Middle Eastern deals when there's no theological scruples on the issue.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #39870 on:** August 20, 2019, 09:59:50 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 20, 2019, 09:41:23 PM

Trump has a knack for pulling back the veil and presenting right wing ideals in their most pure, honest form. Evangelical, right wing positions on Israel are about as anti-Semitic and ugly as you can get. Jews are just pawns for Evangelicals in an apocalyptic endgame prophesy. But they can't come out and say that so every 2-4 years we hear about who is really a "friend of Israel" and who isn't. Trump has no time for subtlety and of course loves to present his pawns for all to see, in blatant political fashion.

Same thing with how he talks about black people/issues. It boils down to "black people want to be given things" so he frees a black man here or there as if that's going to buy him some votes.

yeah, I'm reminded of him running his mouth about epstein and in hindsight suggested he was a pedo
less pulling back the veil, more speak first and think never

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #39871 on:** August 20, 2019, 10:25:54 PM »

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1163961882945970176

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #39872 on:** August 20, 2019, 10:36:40 PM »

In my heart, I’m American. I’ll take a moon base ASAP and sure throw in Greenland, weird flex but okay

hampster · « **Reply #39873 on:** August 20, 2019, 10:40:17 PM »

I never knew Greenland was part of Denmark

The Trump presidency is educational in surprising ways

benjipwns · « **Reply #39874 on:** August 20, 2019, 11:30:59 PM »

the Norwegian crown was blended with Denmark for like 300 years, then when they broke up Denmark got it in the divorce

every so often they talk about independence but there's only like 50-60,000 people

Tripon · « **Reply #39875 on:** August 20, 2019, 11:34:01 PM »

Quote

Following World War II, the United States developed a geopolitical interest in Greenland, and in 1946 the United States offered to buy the island from Denmark for $100,000,000. Denmark refused to sell it.[56][57] Historically this repeated an interest by Secretary of State William H. Seward. In 1867 he worked with former senator Robert J. Walker to explore the possibility of buying Greenland and perhaps Iceland. Opposition in Congress ended this project.[58] In the 21st century, the United States, according to WikiLeaks, remains interested in investing in the resource base of Greenland and in tapping hydrocarbons off the Greenlandic coast.[59][60]

In 1950, Denmark agreed to allow the US to reestablish Thule Air Base in Greenland; it was greatly expanded between 1951 and 1953 as part of a unified NATO Cold War defense strategy. The local population of three nearby villages was moved more than 100 kilometres (62 mi) away in the winter. The United States tried to construct a subterranean network of secret nuclear missile launch sites in the Greenlandic ice cap, named Project Iceworm. It managed this project from Camp Century from 1960 to 1966 before abandoning it as unworkable.[61] The Danish government did not become aware of the program's mission until 1997, when they discovered it while looking for records related to the crash of a nuclear-equipped B-52 bomber at Thule in 1968.[62]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenland

Who knew that Trump was a student of history?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #39876 on:** August 21, 2019, 12:30:30 AM »

If the U.S. gets greenland, Canada gets to finally annex the Turks and Caicos Islands. It's only fair.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #39877 on:** August 21, 2019, 12:37:28 AM »

why do you bloody americans want greenland all of a sudden?
it ain't even green

kingv · « **Reply #39878 on:** August 21, 2019, 12:48:12 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on August 20, 2019, 10:25:54 PM

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1163961882945970176

This is his dumbest hissy fit yet.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #39879 on:** August 21, 2019, 01:01:27 AM »

I cant believe he cancelled a state visit because we don't want to talk about his fantasy of buying a territory.

curly · « **Reply #39880 on:** August 21, 2019, 01:01:39 AM »

Quote from: kingv on August 20, 2019, 08:55:21 PM

Bernie crushed that ball about ten times harder than I would have thought he could.

He is like one of the most unathletic looking people alive.

For the first five seconds of that I was convinced it was Larry David. They have the exact same swing.

chronovore · « **Reply #39881 on:** August 21, 2019, 01:44:03 AM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on August 21, 2019, 01:01:27 AM

I cant believe he cancelled a state visit because we don't want to talk about his fantasy of buying a territory.

^^^

Trump is consistently about putting his own interest ahead of the country's. The worst part is that his base either (a) doesn't realize it or, (b) thinks that it's smart to look out for The Duke A-Number-One.

Trump is a tax on the stupid, that has bled over into the neurotypical.

Occam · « **Reply #39882 on:** August 21, 2019, 02:17:28 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on August 20, 2019, 10:25:54 PM

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1163961882945970176

Every time you think the dotard can't get any more stupid and embarrassing, he does.

I'd like to see his reaction to another nation offering to buy some US territory.

Occam · « **Reply #39883 on:** August 21, 2019, 02:49:07 AM »

What could go wrong. Looking forward to the bailouts after they have gambled away everyone's money.

Rman · « **Reply #39884 on:** August 21, 2019, 07:44:30 AM »

Looks like the NRA fix is in lol. Trump has decided to do nothing again after promising support for background checks.

kingv · « **Reply #39885 on:** August 21, 2019, 08:26:32 AM »

Quote from: Occam on August 21, 2019, 02:17:28 AM

Quote from: Joe Molotov on August 20, 2019, 10:25:54 PM
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1163961882945970176

Every time you think the dotard can't get any more stupid and embarrassing, he does.

I'd like to see his reaction to another nation offering to buy some US territory.

If someone offered to buy California, he would make a really big show of considering it.

And then later chastise them for not supporting him after he saved them from being a part of Russia.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #39886 on:** August 21, 2019, 09:02:56 AM »

Quote from: Esch on August 21, 2019, 08:25:48 AM

Very interesting ideology you have there, Ben

(Image removed from quote.)

Some mixed messages going on here.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #39887 on:** August 21, 2019, 09:10:31 AM »

https://twitter.com/iamTannenbaum/status/1163875127190274048

Tasty · « **Reply #39888 on:** August 21, 2019, 10:12:16 AM »

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/democrats-back-off-once-fervent-embrace-of-medicare-for-all/2019/08/19/13c76ffe-c28b-11e9-b5e4-54aa56d5b7ce_story.html

Need more clarification from Warren here.

nachobro · « **Reply #39889 on:** August 21, 2019, 11:09:03 AM »

https://twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1164160112585576449

does he think this is good damage control? lol

Nintex · « **Reply #39890 on:** August 21, 2019, 12:16:35 PM »

https://twitter.com/Yamiche/status/1164205717085184002

GEOTUS

LMAO he actually turns his head towards the sky and says it in the middle of a dumb China rant

https://twitter.com/AndrewFeinberg/status/1164219420522221569

Brehvolution · « **Reply #39891 on:** August 21, 2019, 12:51:39 PM »

Wait til he finds out.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #39892 on:** August 21, 2019, 12:59:51 PM »

Totally normal timeline:

Nintex · « **Reply #39893 on:** August 21, 2019, 01:08:44 PM »

What I like most about this, is that Trump thinks he's the chosen one send to earth with the important mission to take on the unfair trade practices of China.
And his divine intervention has to wait until after the Christmas season to not hurt the sales of WalMart, Apple and Amazon.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #39894 on:** August 21, 2019, 01:09:58 PM »

God shut the fuck up nintex you bleeding anus of a poster

Nintex · « **Reply #39895 on:** August 21, 2019, 01:16:24 PM »

TFW Mike Pence betrays Trump and crucifies him

team filler · « **Reply #39896 on:** August 21, 2019, 01:20:47 PM »

agrajag · « **Reply #39897 on:** August 21, 2019, 01:27:38 PM »

Bruh is he in a secret competition with Biden for saying weirder and weirder shit?

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1164215395839987712

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1164217925152067584

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #39898 on:** August 21, 2019, 01:28:18 PM »

Nintex · « **Reply #39899 on:** August 21, 2019, 01:32:42 PM »

https://twitter.com/tictoc/status/1164216362916405248

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1164224090640723969

Kinda weird of the chosen one to do the Apprentice first but I guess god really works in mysterious ways

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