Biden staff: Watch out for Trump Joe he's going to try and take you out. Burisma, Tara Reade, everything.... we're live in 5 for the debate"
Joe: "Don't worry guys I got this"
Moderator: "Welcome to the 2020 ZOOM Presidential debate. Before we begin we ask both our candidates to introduce themselves. The order of these statements was decided by a coin toss which Mr. Trump won, so please Mr. Trump start with your opening statement"
Trump: "Thank you very much. Hello everyone, this is your favorite President live from my office, which is in The White House, Tara Reade is with me, say hello Tara and I'm going to keep this office and all the fake news and CNN..."
Joe: "Is this thing ON, hello can you all hear me?"
Moderator: "I'm sorry Joe, Mr. Trump will make his statement and then it's your turn"
Trump: "See, this man isn't well, his brain isn't functioning he can't even count to 2 let alone 10 he..."
Joe: "Hey Donald are you going to act like a little bitch throughout this entire debate or what's the plan man?"
*Donald Trump left the meeting*
