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[Rahxephon91]

Haha and right now some drunk girl is texting me. She was texting another number for a booty call, but I guess mistakenly texted mine. He didn't answer after she corrected and I guess she just decided to keep sending me nudes. Now she wants to see what I look like. And well I can't wait to send her my pics and have her stop talking because of how I look, further confirming my negative opinion of myself.

But see that's what my experince with women does, it reassures me that I'm right about that stuff.

[Bebpo]

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[Valkyrie]

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She wants the D. If you don't make a move next time you hang out with her, she might ghost you.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I like this thread better when it's about fucking chicks you're not married to and eating ass.

I'll try to get my girlfriend to eat my ass tonight.  Will report back

Failed here.  Also tried to put it in her ass and failed there as well.  Sorry 

[toku]

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fuck it dude see if she wants to "hang" one more time before she leaves and shoot the shot.

[Mupepe]

I like this thread better when it's about fucking chicks you're not married to and eating ass.

I'll try to get my girlfriend to eat my ass tonight.  Will report back

Failed here.  Also tried to put it in her ass and failed there as well.  Sorry 

Failure only makes the eventual success that much sweeter.

I ate my wifes ass Wednesday night so there is balance in the world.

[Huff]

Bebs, if someone has been on a date with your for 6 hours, make a move dude

[Valkyrie]

Can't say I've ever been involved with any ass eating. 🤔

[Mupepe]

I can fix that 

[CatsCatsCats]

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[TakingBackSunday]

Can't say I've ever been involved with any ass eating. 🤔

it's a revelation greh

like a bidet but your also getting you coochie rubbed or your dick jerked

[Bebpo]

She wants the D. If you don't make a move next time you hang out with her, she might ghost you.

fuck it dude see if she wants to "hang" one more time before she leaves and shoot the shot.

Bebs, if someone has been on a date with your for 6 hours, make a move dude

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[Atramental]

Hrrm...

I think I might get stood up tomorrow...

I deserve it though for giving my "ex" false hope of getting a long term relationship out of me.

She texted me back saying she has plans with her father today.

Well. So much for that.

[Madrun Badrun]

Wasn't it better to live in the world where you could possibly your dick wet after a simple text instead of the one where you tried to your dick wet after a simple text?

[seagrams hotsauce]

Hrrm...

I think I might get stood up tomorrow...

I deserve it though for giving my "ex" false hope of getting a long term relationship out of me.

She texted me back saying she has plans with her father today.

Well. So much for that.

please stop calling this chick your ex

[Atramental]

I'm typing on my phone. "Ex" is a lot shorter than saying the girl I slept with a handful of times.

I guess "fling" is the proper term but whatever.

[Joe Molotov]

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At least ask him to shave first.

[Madrun Badrun]

How about NCRG - Not Car Ride Girl because she is the other of the two girls you talk about.   

[Madrun Badrun]

And before anyone says that's two more than I talk about.  I like to live in the world where I could possibly get my dick wet after a single text.  I got so many possibilities buddy.  So many. 

[Bebpo]

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[CatsCatsCats]

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[Bebpo]

What's wrong with being on time for things
I swear everyone's always fucking late for everything this decade /shakes fist at clouds

[FreeNudeLyleLanley]

Hrrm...

I think I might get stood up tomorrow...

I deserve it though for giving my "ex" false hope of getting a long term relationship out of me.

She texted me back saying she has plans with her father today.

Well. So much for that.

Classic power move.

[CatsCatsCats]

What's wrong with being on time for things
I swear everyone's always fucking late for everything this decade /shakes fist at clouds

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[BlackMage]

MY boy Bebpo. I thought you would be married with 20 kids by now! This is a fucking crime against humanity. by the way, what happened to your last girlfriend?! She was cute, but I remember she had problems with migraines really bad.  :'(

[Huff]

 

[Atramental]

MY boy Bebpo. I thought you would be married with 20 kids by now! This is a fucking crime against humanity. by the way, what happened to your last girlfriend?! She was cute, but I remember she had problems with migraines really bad.  :'(

I'd rather let Bebs speak for himself but let's just say she's (thankfully) no longer in his life anymore. 

[Bebpo]

lol, dude that was years ago!

/glad I don't have 20 kids

[Rahxephon91]

Had a great two days of a bumble conversation with a Mexican girl.

We exchanged phone numbers, Snapchat, and Facebooks. She must not have liked the last one. Totally ghosted.

Confidence building.

[Bebpo]

I find FB works both ways. If you've done a good job keeping your fb up to date, it makes you desirable and shows your date you're most likely not a serial killer and have an active life. If you don't, it looks weird. I'm really bad at updating my fb, so I don't share it with people until a relationship (and then I still clean it up a bunch first).

[seagrams hotsauce]

lol @ still using facebook what are you 45 year old midwestern housewives

[Huff]

Got to have Facebook for the apps duh

Also I download JSwipe for the lulz. There are literally zero Jewish people in the Midwest

[Rahxephon91]

lol @ still using facebook what are you 45 year old midwestern housewives

No just a bitter dude with a social life.

Plenty of people I know use Facebook. Actually most of them, espically the messenger(well before Snapchat messenger). I use it to talk to a lot of people I know from college. People use it to creep on others.

[Bebpo]

I thought I saw something months/years ago that basically said if a girl asks for your facebook and you don't have one they're going to think you're a weirdo because everyone has a facebook, so you need to at least have a facebook because it's the norm in modern society.

[thisismyusername]

I love how the norm on Tinder is to match and neither one of you never sends a message.

[ToxicAdam]

If you want to show people you're a normie, Instagram is a way better place to do it. A lot cleaner interface and you can put up a lot of random stuff without regrets (of clogging peoples newsfeeds).

[CatsCatsCats]

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[Madrun Badrun]

Someday I'll be bored of ginger girls, but today is not that day.

[chronovore]

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Just out of curiosity, is there a way to break up with your side piece, or is it just not-calling for another date?

[CatsCatsCats]

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[Madrun Badrun]

You don't say 'See you Side on the flip'?  I thinks that what you say. 

[Madrun Badrun]

Wait no I gave it five minutes of thought and I prefer 'See you on the flip, Sidepiece' but I'll think about it some more. 

[Madrun Badrun]

Actually just leave her a voice message saying 'toodaloos'.

[Huff]

Got sat at a slightly slanted table at a first date today. Showed off my smoothness when I caught a beer that slid off the table with minimal spillage

Made the mistake of not moving tables, 2nd beer fell off the table, broke glass, and soaked both of us (aka mostly me)

[tiesto]

So, I texted girl who thought I was following her the other day, and we shot the shit a bit (though she wasn't as responsive as she was prior to our date). Texted her today, she got back to me saying she reconnected with an old friend and things are going well, though she did have fun on our date.

Since I got a hug at the end of the date, and an actual response from her, both of which haven't happened in a while, I'll chalk this up as a win.

I'm trying to set something up with this 35 year old crossfit/runner type chick now. A bit hard since my schedule for the next few weeks is pretty booked (wine tasting, friend's bday party, Electric Zoo). After that I'll probably try Cupid, I think that tends to attract a nerdier/more hipster demo who are usually more into me, and I had much better luck there last time I dated.

[Bebpo]

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[CatsCatsCats]

Got sat at a slightly slanted table at a first date today. Showed off my smoothness when I caught a beer that slid off the table with minimal spillage

Made the mistake of not moving tables, 2nd beer fell off the table, broke glass, and soaked both of us (aka mostly me)

[Raist]

Got sat at a slightly slanted table at a first date today. Showed off my smoothness when I caught a beer that slid off the table with minimal spillage

Made the mistake of not moving tables, 2nd beer fell off the table, broke glass, and soaked both of us (aka mostly me)

How can a full (I assume) beer glass slide off a slightly slanted table? I need answers.

[Huff]

Ha it wasn't like a four foot slide across the table, but more of about 6-8 inches from the edge that with just enough perspiration and angle - slid a little bit, tilted, and fell

A coaster would probably have prevented the situation

[I'm a Puppy!]

So I know this thread is supposed to be all about the xxx sexy sexy lately, but I gotta say, my wife has really taken the initiative in helping me get through this near nervous breakdown of mine lately. She's taken time out to just do nothing, but sit and chat, and has made it a point to do something nice every day and be supportive. I know we all get caught up in the hook ups and sex and all that. But there's so much more to relationships.

[Valkyrie]

Your wife sounds like a lovely person.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Your wife sounds like a lovely person.

She really is. Something we learned about when she had post partum was that a large part of love is allowing yourself to be vulnerable and letting your partner help. I know it sounds silly, but when I see a lot relationships that are ok but not great, it tends to be because people just don't allow themselves to be vulnerable around each other.  It's hard for me now that the shoe is on the other foot and I'm the one that needs help, but she's knocked this out of the park.

[Madrun Badrun]

Actually just leave her a voice message saying 'toodaloos'.

How has this got no likes?  Maybe you guys just don't see how i'm saying 'toodaloos'.  I'm saying it like 'toodaloos' and not like 'toodaloos'.  Image it in your mind ears. 

[CatsCatsCats]

Your wife sounds like a lovely person.

She really is. Something we learned about when she had post partum was that a large part of love is allowing yourself to be vulnerable and letting your partner help. I know it sounds silly, but when I see a lot relationships that are ok but not great, it tends to be because people just don't allow themselves to be vulnerable around each other.  It's hard for me now that the shoe is on the other foot and I'm the one that needs help, but she's knocked this out of the park.

Raw emotional honesty

[Valkyrie]

Your wife sounds like a lovely person.

She really is. Something we learned about when she had post partum was that a large part of love is allowing yourself to be vulnerable and letting your partner help. I know it sounds silly, but when I see a lot relationships that are ok but not great, it tends to be because people just don't allow themselves to be vulnerable around each other.  It's hard for me now that the shoe is on the other foot and I'm the one that needs help, but she's knocked this out of the park.

Don't mean to make this about me.. but I also had postpartum anxiety/depression. You're seriously so lucky you have your wife. My exhusband didn't understand it. He thought I was an inconvenience when I broke down from PP + dealing with everything by myself. He got angry at me.

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While I was still at the hospital after giving birth (which he basically left me alone in for a week because of work), he asked if I'd be okay with him going to this dance/drinking festival the week after (aka being gone for 3-4 days while his daughter was a week old) on the other side of the country. What kind of fucking priority is that?

Writing this made me feel really emotional. gg. My daughter deserves a better father. I deserved a better partner. I thought he was the love of my life, but then he just showed his true colors, and I stopped believing in soulmates. Sorry for this incredibly heavy post. I'm just not over how he treated me, and it'll probably take a while to recover from all of this shit. I didn't think this stuff would still make me cry but I guess I was wrong. It feels like I was ripped off a normal family life. I'm doing much better though, but I really need September to come faster so I can get out of here.

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[Atramental]

Your wife sounds like a lovely person.

She really is. Something we learned about when she had post partum was that a large part of love is allowing yourself to be vulnerable and letting your partner help. I know it sounds silly, but when I see a lot relationships that are ok but not great, it tends to be because people just don't allow themselves to be vulnerable around each other.  It's hard for me now that the shoe is on the other foot and I'm the one that needs help, but she's knocked this out of the park.

Don't mean to make this about me.. but I also had postpartum anxiety/depression. You're seriously so lucky you have your wife. My exhusband didn't understand it. He thought I was an inconvenience when I broke down from PP + dealing with everything by myself. He got angry at me.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

While I was still at the hospital after giving birth (which he basically left me alone in for a week because of work), he asked if I'd be okay with him going to this dance/drinking festival the week after (aka being gone for 3-4 days while his daughter was a week old) on the other side of the country. What kind of fucking priority is that?

Writing this made me feel really emotional. gg. My daughter deserves a better father. I deserved a better partner. I thought he was the love of my life, but then he just showed his true colors, and I stopped believing in soulmates. Sorry for this incredibly heavy post. I'm just not over how he treated me, and it'll probably take a while to recover from all of this shit. I didn't think this stuff would still make me cry but I guess I was wrong. It feels like I was ripped off a normal family life. I'm doing much better though, but I really need September to come faster so I can get out of here.

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 smh

[chronovore]

Your wife sounds like a lovely person.

She really is. Something we learned about when she had post partum was that a large part of love is allowing yourself to be vulnerable and letting your partner help. I know it sounds silly, but when I see a lot relationships that are ok but not great, it tends to be because people just don't allow themselves to be vulnerable around each other.  It's hard for me now that the shoe is on the other foot and I'm the one that needs help, but she's knocked this out of the park.

Don't mean to make this about me.. but I also had postpartum anxiety/depression. You're seriously so lucky you have your wife. My exhusband didn't understand it. He thought I was an inconvenience when I broke down from PP + dealing with everything by myself. He got angry at me.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

While I was still at the hospital after giving birth (which he basically left me alone in for a week because of work), he asked if I'd be okay with him going to this dance/drinking festival the week after (aka being gone for 3-4 days while his daughter was a week old) on the other side of the country. What kind of fucking priority is that?

Writing this made me feel really emotional. gg. My daughter deserves a better father. I deserved a better partner. I thought he was the love of my life, but then he just showed his true colors, and I stopped believing in soulmates. Sorry for this incredibly heavy post. I'm just not over how he treated me, and it'll probably take a while to recover from all of this shit. I didn't think this stuff would still make me cry but I guess I was wrong. It feels like I was ripped off a normal family life. I'm doing much better though, but I really need September to come faster so I can get out of here.

[close]

I'm sad your soon-to-be-Ex was a douchenozzle. As bad as America is at teaching males how to deal with their emotions, Japan is worse. Sounds like your man was already broken, didn't know how to deal with what he had, let alone dealing with the western culture portion of it.

Just a bit longer, you'll be back among friends and family, wondering how you made it through the summer!

[Valkyrie]

[Atramental]

Just matched with that edgelord, alt-right girl I came across a while back. 

Any good trolling ideas, fellow goys?