RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011

[Rahxephon91]

Having someone else message a girl for you seems kind of strange. At some point you actually have to interact with her.

I don't mean actually type up something for me. I mean give me pointers and an idea of what to say. I know how to not be a creeper, but maybe not come off as desperate. I also lose steam and interests very quickly in these Tinder/Bumble things.

I'm also not looking to date, meet these girls, or whatever right now anyway. I don't excoect to start dating or anything anytime soon/this year. Simply working on talking and other things is what I'd like to do now.

[tiesto]

Can someone help me with my texts and other conversations, like with Atra? I'll share everything! I'l repeat anything you tell me!

I could help... I'm good at 'getting my foot in the door' so to speak. It's when I finally meet them face-to-face that I get all awkward and fuck up.

[Valkyrie]

I know how to not be a creeper

[Rahxephon91]

I know how to not be a creeper

Im many things but I know not to be like "here's my dick pic" or let me talk to you about my game collection. I don't even own a fedora.

[Atramental]

Creepiness isn't as simple as that.

Me being too eager to meet up with certain girls probably came off as creepy.
Certain questions and phrasing can come off as creepy.
Responding too soon and too frequently can come off as creepy and desperate.

edit: Saying "I hope I'm not being creepy." is creepy. 

[seagrams hotsauce]

All that is true, but tbh knowing not so send dick pix is a good first step that apparently eludes a large number of men

[Atramental]

I was shocked when that heroin addict girl I went on one date with told me that more than 50% of guys sent her a dick pic as soon as they got her phone number. 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Responding too soon and too frequently can come off as creepy and desperate.

Ironically enough once you get to know her well enough she will spam you constantly with texts and get pissed if you take more than 5 minutes to respond to one.

[Oblivion]

I'm off to have dinner with a milf that has enormous juggs.

Wish me luck, boys!

[Oblivion]

Holy shit, what an annoying date.

I mean, don't get me wrong, she was nice, polite and sweet and all that. But she had one huge flaw: she would not SHUT UP. To give you an idea, we met for dinner at 8:00, and from 8:30 - 11:00, and I shit you not, I LITERALLY had a grand total of TEN MINUTES of talk time! She's one of those people who talks about one subject and then goes of a tangent midway through and keeps fucking doing that.

And you know what, even this wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for the fact that the last hour was spent talking outside in the fucking cold.

All that being said, she's got massive gazongas pretty cool, and wants to meet up again, so all in all, it was a good first date.

[Atramental]

Responding too soon and too frequently can come off as creepy and desperate.

Ironically enough once you get to know her well enough she will spam you constantly with texts and get pissed if you take more than 5 minutes to respond to one.

That's part of the reason why I broke it off with that girl I was with for 2 weeks.

She was wanting me to text or Snapchat her while I was at my highly demanding/need 100% of my focus agency job. She, on the other hand, worked at a dollar store during the 3rd shift.

[Atramental]

A nice big set of boobers can make you ignore all sorts of flaws.

[Phoenix Dark]

Responding too soon and too frequently can come off as creepy and desperate.

Ironically enough once you get to know her well enough she will spam you constantly with texts and get pissed if you take more than 5 minutes to respond to one.

That's part of the reason why I broke it off with that girl I was with for 2 weeks.

She was wanting me to text or Snapchat her while I was at my highly demanding/need 100% of my focus agency job. She, on the other hand, worked at a dollar store during the 3rd shift.

No dollar store slander, please.
 

[Atramental]

Speaking of which, she told me about how annoying it was to work there because creepy old guys would constantly hit on her. 

[I'm a Puppy!]

I actually sorta get Oblivion to an extent. I mean, it could go two ways. Either they're very self centered and only pay attention to themselves (which is bad), or they are just a stream of consciousness talker. Most people take that to be bad too, but if you know how to talk to one and pay attention you'll learn a ton from them.  I'm a stream of consciousness talker if I don't watch myself. 

[Joe Molotov]

Speaking of which, she told me about how annoying it was to work there because creepy old guys would constantly hit on her. 

They heard she was looking for friends and there they were.

[Atramental]

You're good, breh. I decided to take a break from dating anyways. I'm focusing on my art/illustration skills at the moment since I was putting that off until I got laid. 

[Phoenix Dark]

Our boy went from putting pussy on a pedestal to putting it on hold.

[D3RANG3D]

[I'm a Puppy!]

Maybe Pallo finally got pussy and was like "Well, I can check that box. that was nice." And that's it.

[zomgee]

It's never too late to go back to wizard school.

[Kara]

Atra was a fake wizard. A real one knows that mana pools empty at the end of every phase and every step in the turn with or without the assistance of the relationship thread.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Atra was a fake wizard. A real one knows that mana pools empty at the end of every phase and every step in the turn with or without the assistance of the relationship thread.

Don't you take away our triump!

[chronovore]

I actually sorta get Oblivion to an extent. I mean, it could go two ways. Either they're very self centered and only pay attention to themselves (which is bad), or they are just a stream of consciousness talker. Most people take that to be bad too, but if you know how to talk to one and pay attention you'll learn a ton from them.  I'm a stream of consciousness talker if I don't watch myself.

Same here.

[Atramental]

Maybe Pallo finally got pussy and was like "Well, I can check that box. that was nice." And that's it.

Your assumption is not too far off, tbh. 

But don't worry. I'll be back at it again in the not too distant future. Next time I plan on asking more girls out in person rather than using a dating app/site. Too much immediate competition on there.

[Madrun Badrun]

It's never too late to go back to wizard school.

Not with his O.W.L.s

[I'm a Puppy!]

I actually sorta get Oblivion to an extent. I mean, it could go two ways. Either they're very self centered and only pay attention to themselves (which is bad), or they are just a stream of consciousness talker. Most people take that to be bad too, but if you know how to talk to one and pay attention you'll learn a ton from them.  I'm a stream of consciousness talker if I don't watch myself.

Same here.

Don't feel bad. I've found the smartest people I know are stream of consciousness types. That doesn't mean all stream types are smart, just that it's a trait the best share.

[Kara]

Atra was a fake wizard. A real one knows that mana pools empty at the end of every phase and every step in the turn with or without the assistance of the relationship thread.

Don't you take away our triump!

As Atramental spread, no secret that could give The Bore's defenders an advantage was considered too dangerous to seek.

[Oblivion]

I actually sorta get Oblivion to an extent. I mean, it could go two ways. Either they're very self centered and only pay attention to themselves (which is bad), or they are just a stream of consciousness talker. Most people take that to be bad too, but if you know how to talk to one and pay attention you'll learn a ton from them.  I'm a stream of consciousness talker if I don't watch myself.

Yeah, like I said, she's a fairly nice person, so in her case, it was an issue of the latter. I'm also somewhat guilty of it myself, though not to THAT extent.

[Valkyrie]

Almost always in social situations I try very hard to hold back from talking too much, because it happens a lot when I'm nervous or around new people. Especially when I get excited, if someone starts talking about something I really like. I can tell when it's too much, but my ADHD keeps me going, sometimes into weird nonsense.

Whenever I apologize for talking too much, people often say it's totally fine, and that they enjoy it "keep going", but I think they say it to be nice, or so they don't have to talk much.

[Joe Molotov]

Atra was a fake wizard. A real one knows that mana pools empty at the end of every phase and every step in the turn with or without the assistance of the relationship thread.

In a way, the invention of Internet porn is like the IRL version of WOTC removing mana burn.

[bluemax]

Atra was a fake wizard. A real one knows that mana pools empty at the end of every phase and every step in the turn with or without the assistance of the relationship thread.

In a way, the invention of Internet porn is like the IRL version of WOTC removing mana burn.

League of Legends told me mana burn is ANTI FUN (TM).

[Kara]

It can get a whole lot worse than that.

[chronovore]

It can get a whole lot worse than that.

There is no fucking way I'm reading that wall of nerdlinger text.

Kara casts WALL OF OHIO TEXT
Chrono casts Counterspell

[tiesto]

Going out for tapas tonight with a short, curvy, black-haired girl who works for Pearson and is a fellow Michio Kaku fan.

[Mupepe]

Pearson? Like the schoolbooks Pearson? Ask her why their damn math labs are down at the worst damn times.

[thisismyusername]

Atra was a fake wizard. A real one knows that mana pools empty at the end of every phase and every step in the turn with or without the assistance of the relationship thread.

Don't you take away our triump!

As Atramental spread, no secret that could give The Bore's defenders an advantage was considered too dangerous to seek.

Kara is making me want to play Magic again. Too bad I'm sunk-cost fallacy into a poorly balanced minority card-game.

Pearson? Like the schoolbooks Pearson? Ask her why their damn math labs are down at the worst damn times.

[CatsCatsCats]

Magic always seemed kinda fun but with too much investment of time to me

[thisismyusername]

Magic always seemed kinda fun but with too much investment of time to me

"Time"

There's a reason it's called "Cardboard Crack" and time has nothing to do with it.

[Kara]

It can get a whole lot worse than that.

There is no fucking way I'm reading that wall of nerdlinger text.

Kara casts WALL OF OHIO TEXT
Chrono casts Counterspell

I said "a whole lot," didn't I?

[bluemax]

It can get a whole lot worse than that.

I feel like just clicking that link has decreased the likelihood I will have sex this year.

[Oblivion]

Welp, the milf hasn't replied back since our date.

So that's $17 I'll never get back. 

[I'm a Puppy!]

Dating: Spending a bunch of money on someone else's wife

[Steve Contra]

Fell in love with someone who isn't my wife. Not a move I recommend.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Fell in love with someone who isn't my wife. Not a move I recommend.

I'm flattered Steve. But I told you, it would never work between us.

[ToxicAdam]

Fell in love with someone

The only drug better than cocaine.

Debateable which one makes you go broke faster.

[Samson Manhug]

Fell in love with someone who isn't my wife. Not a move I recommend.

Say it isn’t so. Are the Contras going to make it?

[Steve Contra]

Fell in love with someone who isn't my wife. Not a move I recommend.

Say it isn’t so. Are the Contras going to make it?

No clue.

[Samson Manhug]

Really sorry to hear that. Good luck. I hope things work out the way you want them.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I got asked by a coworker and his wife if I wanted to join them in bed

The coworker said they wanted to try it with someone safe (lol) and it's kind of a new thing for them.  As you all know, I am a proud kinkshamer and I think open relationships are an utter disaster 99 times out of 100.

So I said yes

Neither of them are very attractive by the way but I committed to being a degenerate so I have no choice but to accept.

As an update, this is going to happen next week.  They've told me that they have some fetishes they want to partake in.  It is a mix of hilarious and disturbing but nothing that will be done to me.  I might have to be drunk to make this happen.

[Rufus]

Please tell me it involves cringey language.

[Kara]

Fell in love with someone who isn't my wife. Not a move I recommend.

That's a rough one, sorry.

[I'm a Puppy!]

I got asked by a coworker and his wife if I wanted to join them in bed

The coworker said they wanted to try it with someone safe (lol) and it's kind of a new thing for them.  As you all know, I am a proud kinkshamer and I think open relationships are an utter disaster 99 times out of 100.

So I said yes

Neither of them are very attractive by the way but I committed to being a degenerate so I have no choice but to accept.

As an update, this is going to happen next week.  They've told me that they have some fetishes they want to partake in.  It is a mix of hilarious and disturbing but nothing that will be done to me.  I might have to be drunk to make this happen.

[Joe Molotov]

I got asked by a coworker and his wife if I wanted to join them in bed

The coworker said they wanted to try it with someone safe (lol) and it's kind of a new thing for them.  As you all know, I am a proud kinkshamer and I think open relationships are an utter disaster 99 times out of 100.

So I said yes

Neither of them are very attractive by the way but I committed to being a degenerate so I have no choice but to accept.

As an update, this is going to happen next week.  They've told me that they have some fetishes they want to partake in.  It is a mix of hilarious and disturbing but nothing that will be done to me.  I might have to be drunk to make this happen.

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butt stuff

[Valkyrie]

Fell in love with someone who isn't my wife. Not a move I recommend.

This is one of my biggest nightmares, fuck.

[Oblivion]

Fell in love with someone who isn't my wife. Not a move I recommend.

Say it isn’t so. Are the Contras going to make it?

No clue.

Wait, is this a recent thing? 

[thisismyusername]

I got asked by a coworker and his wife if I wanted to join them in bed

The coworker said they wanted to try it with someone safe (lol) and it's kind of a new thing for them.  As you all know, I am a proud kinkshamer and I think open relationships are an utter disaster 99 times out of 100.

So I said yes

Neither of them are very attractive by the way but I committed to being a degenerate so I have no choice but to accept.

As an update, this is going to happen next week.  They've told me that they have some fetishes they want to partake in.  It is a mix of hilarious and disturbing but nothing that will be done to me.  I might have to be drunk to make this happen.

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butt stuff

In that case, he's a wuss.

[Phoenix Dark]

Fell in love with someone who isn't my wife. Not a move I recommend.

I warned you guys that Jinfash was a home wrecker.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I got asked by a coworker and his wife if I wanted to join them in bed

The coworker said they wanted to try it with someone safe (lol) and it's kind of a new thing for them.  As you all know, I am a proud kinkshamer and I think open relationships are an utter disaster 99 times out of 100.

So I said yes

Neither of them are very attractive by the way but I committed to being a degenerate so I have no choice but to accept.

As an update, this is going to happen next week.  They've told me that they have some fetishes they want to partake in.  It is a mix of hilarious and disturbing but nothing that will be done to me.  I might have to be drunk to make this happen.

I did it last night.  I got back pretty late so I was too tired to write anything up and I'm going to work here in a minute so I'll update you all later today.

[Valkyrie]

TYPE FASTER. Does your butthole hurt?